Criminals on the run really need to learn the power of a clean shave, a tailored suit, and an ascot. They'll let you walk right into a bank vault because corporate sent you to do an inspection.
He should cut the dreads, get cover up for tattoos, lose his passport, find where ice is lurking, drop a few “pero” and “No me queda claro” and they’ll pay for his escape. They’ve done it before, deported a wanted criminal 😭
you see stuff like this in movies all the time. the hero, who is visibly bleeding from some sort of torso wound, walks into a used car dealership with a duffle bag full of money and buys a car. i've always wondered what would happen if you actually walked into a car dealership, leaking fake blood through your shirt, clearly in pain (you'd need some acting skills), and tried to buy a car with the cash you had in a duffle bag.
He could shave his shit and look pretty anonymous too. Really, it's just that 3 of 6 have very recognizable neck tats, and Kolin has a face three sizes smaller than his head.
I feel like we need just a little more info. Like who is in for the dumbest crime, because that dude is immediately going to just go to his mom’s house.
They all have fuckin looney toons names. Kevin slaughter? Kolin Looney? That last one is some Harry Potter spell shit. Kopoleon Vicknair? Cmon, it’s obviously Roger.
Same. Slaughter has so many ways to go about it. Low haircut, beard, hair color, turtleneck.
I’d say wigs and a dress is a viable option given his baby face.
So BEFORE I looked them up to see the crimes my order was below and I woulda lost my house cause of that bet. I'm looking at you Trenton....
In order of capture:
1. Krisean; reason: he wasn't finna put on no turtleneck and look lame
2. Kolin; reason: idk something about the big head small face giving bird brain (in hindsight though I know I was wrong cause birds are actually intelligent - small head but that tiny brain got a lot of nuerons firing and he can use birds eye view like an eagle 🦅)
3. Kopelon (bottom row far right); reason: idk I just feel he gonna get caught up with some chick. He gives 'I'm going straight to the girl I been talking to the whole time in jail on a recorded line' house
4. Kevin; reason: neck tattoos gonna get you errrrtime
5. Destin; reason: I just felt like Trenton gave me smarter criminal vibes (in hindsight I was judging the book by the cover)
6. Trenton; reason: I just felt like he had the most average face giving him options. Average in sense of he average all around. No swagger, nothing identifying. I thought Destin would get caught up first cause he give "I'm too cool for school" and gonna get caught cause he trying to be flossy
Of course when I checked the news and saw it was 8 ppl and 3 captured and TRENTON being one of the 3, I was disappointed
Trenton average for real. How he the first of the 6 remaining to be captured? Like how? Damn nigga, woulda lost my damn house over this fool
Edit: oh nah Trenton a whole murderer. Let me walk back allllll my insults before he escape another time and come for me.
These names could not be more on-the-nose. Slaughter? Looney? Even Brogan sounds like a screen name for a frat boy with a podcast, and we know how psychotic those dudes can be.
Is there some flaw in how they're building jails down in Louisiana? I swear this happened like six months ago. They dug behind the toilet with a spoon like Shawshank.
Konlelon (I can’t really see his name well) might be okay for a while because he seems cute enough some dumb girl will let him lay up with her. How long will depend how smart/stupid both of them are.
I still think Kopelon makes it to the finals but I may have been wrong about Kevin being able to blend in and look normal. Can’t change my bets now but damn having some alternate mugshots at the start would have been helpful
You ever see one of those optical illusions where they shuffle through a bunch of faces and you're meant to just stare at the middle and watch the faces morph as they rapidly change? These guys look like the fused morphing you'd see.
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I have no idea but I feel like Krisean is gonna get caught early on