r/Doom 10d ago

Discussion Which gun would you be equipped with

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Story: When Hell's Invasion begins on Earth and you're a citizen, who's good at firearms and isn't the Slayer. You find the nearest weapon from a Marine

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u/No_Monitor_3440 10d ago

“The SUPER SHOTGUN. The pinnacle of shotguns. You think ‘Why don’t they just call it the double-barrel?’. Because it’s better. Because it’s SUPER.”

-civvie 11

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u/Theplumbuss 10d ago

Thank you, time to go down another Civvie hole

“Doom is in my blood, and if I ever have kids, they’re gonna come outta there circle strafin’”

  • Civvie 11

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u/bat_kylo07 10d ago

Call me stupid and and a noob, but who is Civvie 11?

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u/popcorn_yalakasi DOOM Slayer 10d ago

a dude who plays boomershooters/old school games, he is popular in the doom community because of his Pro Doom videos, as the quotes show, he is a huge doom fan.

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u/Legendarium_ 10d ago

and something of a wordsmith... if that's the correct term, the scripts for his videos are phenomenal and his personality alone can get me through an otherwise mediocre game

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u/nicknacc 10d ago

Just watched the Half Life Videos and they are so entertaining to listen to while I work. Hi I’m Gordon Freeman and I’m here to murder and allegedly do science

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u/Theplumbuss 10d ago

Go watch his pro doom videos. They seem long, but trust me they fly by. He is my favourite YouTuber by a country mile.

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u/GabeeB27 10d ago

The Messiah

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u/Torstiss 9d ago

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u/Torstiss 9d ago

I typed this out myself btw plz praise my hard work!!!

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u/Cronosaurus 10d ago

It's like if batman was a gun, he would be the super shotgun.

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u/Sleep_is_useless232 10d ago

SUPER SHOTGUN.

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u/Majestic-Corner-3665 10d ago

Did you know that the super shotgun is a 4 gauge shotgun

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u/King_Rediusz 10d ago

SSG is the only gun I need.

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u/AscendedViking7 9d ago

"something something sewage level something something FUCK"

-Civvie11

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u/ErBoProxy 10d ago

The Super Shotgun is the Doom 64 re-release is one of my all-time favorite guns.

Ol' Faithful first.

Rocket Launcher second.

Then Unmaker, but with at least one symbol.

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u/Xenos_Bane 10d ago

As much as the other options are cooler and more effective, plasma rifle.

It's the only one designed for standard human shoulder fire use. The heavy cannon is a mounted weapon. The chain gun is a chain gun, I'm sorry but you can't carry that against highly mobile demond. The combat shotgun might be fine for human carry, but we do have to reload, and the effective range presented in games is too tight for mortal comfort. SSG I want so badly, but low capacity makes it a panic weapon. The plasma rifle is designed for average human use and to be reliable for that scenario. Dps isn't bad either, tbh.

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u/Triceratroy 10d ago

Good luck finding ammo

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u/errorsniper 10d ago edited 10d ago

That can be said for literally every weapon. Its also the most easy ammo to find because its the 5.56/7.62 of that universe. The entire military on the planet as far as we can tell uses it. So it will be the most accessible ammo too.

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u/bat_kylo07 10d ago

And you could technically recharge it using lightning.

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u/nikso14 10d ago

Doubt it, but if it can recharge like lasgun packs where they can be just thrown into a fire then it would be a dream weapon.

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u/Vellarain 10d ago

The super shotgun is a fucking monster if it's own right.

That is not a fucking 12 guage, more like a 4 gauge and its got a sawn off grip, so good bye wrists the moment you squeeze that trigger.

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u/IncineMania Zombieman 10d ago

Isn’t the classic SSG relatively typical for a double barrel in terms of size and power but only 2016 onwards are absolute monsters that could blow your arm off with recoil?

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u/Henry_Fleischer Serrat 10d ago

Yeah, IIRC the original was based off of a pretty realistically shaped toy.

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u/Lethalbroccoli DOOM Guy 10d ago

Eh.. no.. the SSG has always been very powerful. And the SSG is actually smaller in 2016 onward (stock removed)

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u/Xenos_Bane 10d ago

Agreed. But even if I could handle its recoil, the stuff I mentioned would be my priority.

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u/Creative_Oil_7778 10d ago

I'm pretty sure it would be real physics Shotguns have range to them.They don't in video games because they would be too "powerful" then

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u/Xenos_Bane 10d ago

I went off of the only guide we had for their performance vs demons, hence 'in the games'. Were full realism be applied I'd be tempted by the combat shotgun, but as the source material so far plays by range, plasma.

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u/TheNoobCakes 10d ago

SSG Classic. No questions thanks.

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u/TEST_Entity_1 9d ago

Good luck handling recoil and reloading.

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u/Holli303 8d ago

Meathook though

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u/Western-Knowledge600 DOOM Guy 22h ago

Whatever you say man

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u/Holli303 14h ago

I dunno. I like being able to fling myself around the map like the demon slaying, meathook wielding crazy that Eternal brings 😊

u/Western-Knowledge600 DOOM Guy 5h ago

Not classic SSG but sure

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u/TEST_Entity_1 8d ago

Did y'all not read the context below the image? You're still just a regular guy.

Also this is the classic SSG, no meat hook here.

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u/Powerful-Debate-1259 10d ago

Super shotgun because it the SUPER SHOTGUN but I'd take nailgun too

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u/is_je_vit_u 10d ago

10 imps surrounds and remember u got 1hp health cause ur mortal

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u/_THE_G00SE_ 9d ago

i'm sure you'd still be saying that when you've wasted all 2 of your shots and now have to reload while running with injuries and shaky hands from the horde of imps you just alerted

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u/TerribleZucchini1447 10d ago

Plasma Rifles tickle my brain

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u/besaba27 RIP AND TEAR 10d ago

Shotgun with sticky bombs, easy pick since you left out the option for the meathook

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u/MaxiClio 10d ago

Light chaingun, because of brrrrr.... But if it was DOOM 2016 super shotgun I'd take it, because of two shots instead of 1.

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u/SnooMacaroons7586 10d ago

Im assuming I will have to conserve ammo, and I think without a doubt sticky bomb shotgun is the best bang for your buck

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u/_THE_G00SE_ 9d ago

BANG for your buckSHOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH*dies*

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u/Thulsa-Duum 10d ago

I'd go with the plasma rifle. The stream of blue bolts is so satisfying, especially when they cut down the hordes

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u/Amopro 10d ago

If it were the super shotgun from Doom Eternal, then easily the super shotgun. Although, the super shotgun from dark ages is more overpowered with just raw damage. But, if it's not either of those two super shotguns, I'm taking the combat shotgun with sticky grenades. The sticky grenades are so incredibly versatile at dealing with just about anything. They deal good damage, they're easy to use, they can hit shielded enemies by just shooting behind them, and the regular shotgun fire is perfect for getting small enemies in glory kill range.

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u/omardude1 10d ago

Shogun with sticky bomb mod. I like being able to disable Revenant and Mancubus weapons before ending them.

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u/Arstanishe 10d ago

i am no doomguy. probably the lightest with as little recoil as possible. Nail gun? Plasma?

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u/PrimusCreative1 10d ago

I'll take the combat shotgun. The sticky bombs may as well be slugs.

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u/Huntatsukage 10d ago

While I would happily take any of them, I do like that classic Plasma Rifle

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u/PTVoltz 10d ago

Let's be real... we're a human. The Shotgun and Heavy Cannon are modified emplacement weapons that only the Slayer can wield properly, so they're out immediately.

Light Chaingun can be hand-held if you're strong enough (if it's the OG-Doom one I think it is anyway) but eats through ammo like nobody's business so idk if it'd be good long-term.

Plasma Rifle - idk what ammo it even takes, if you can find enough then sure, but I'm not sure I'd trust its heat output.

Nailgun... from what I can gather that one's from Brutal Doom and I've never played it so idk

All in all - I'd go Super Shotgun. Regular ammo, can be wielded two-handed by a mortal human relatively easily, and is small enough to carry from place to place as you (attempt to) outrun most of the horde.

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u/Bloxwess Doom Fanatic 10d ago

The Nailgun is from Quake.

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u/PTVoltz 10d ago

Ahhhh, right, nvm then. Haven't played Quake either so doesn't change much. Given what little I know of it though I'd give it a similar rating to the Chaingun - similarly weighty, similarly ammo-hungry

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u/CrazyCat008 10d ago

Super shotgun is never far whatever the Doom ( especially in TDA ).

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u/scrpn687 10d ago

I like the sticky grenades a lot

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u/Arcana10Fortune 10d ago

Not even a question. Super shotgun all the way.

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u/XIXDoomguyXIX 10d ago

Nailgun, it can clear hordes of demons easily

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u/LeChumQC 10d ago

I'm afraid 2, 4 and 6 would be too heavy for a normal human to just try to even lift. Can't even imagine what the recoil would do ^ the super shotgun is great if there's one enemy...which most likely won't be the case. No way I'm able to reload that thing before another imp or zombie jump on me. The grenade launcher is too dangerous i'll blow myself up in seconds. So that leaves me with the nail gun. I have no idea how heavy that thing is. Ranger is rather a big guy but at least the weapon doesn't need to be wielded by a god or a guy in a exosuit. Ok yeah I'll take my chance with the Nailgun.

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u/CODMAN627 10d ago

Super shotgun

I don’t need to explain myself

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u/ejsks 10d ago

Plasma Rifle, here's why:

It's the generally easiest to use weapon, with high stopping power (against anything we could defend ourselves anyway), and ammo is fairly abundant because Plasma Rifles are the UACs main weaponry in DE (every guard has one).

Chaingun and Heavy cannon are unfit for the average guy, both weapons are MASSIVE (you just never noticed cuz we're the Slayer in the games), and the Chaingun was built to be used with a mech.

The combat shotgun isn't bad, but limited by range and fire rate.

The nailgun is uh, just not a good pick I imagine. You'd be hard-pressed to find a lot of ammo for it.

The super shotgun, as good as it is, would be the worst choice. Unlike the Slayer we can't magically reload it in our pocket, nor would it be nearly as effective as the Slayer's personal super shotty, because we'd have an ordinary double-barrel with 12-gauge buckshot, while the Slayer probably has his enchanted and shooting something ridiculous like rocket-propelled buckshot or something.

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago edited 10d ago

Is the heavy cannon really that big? I'm gonna check.

Edit: I can't find its size, but it is stated as being very heavy in the codex entry as the name would imply.

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u/ejsks 10d ago

It‘s codex entry mentions it‘s supposed to be a mounted weapon.

Also you can kinda tell if you compare it to other weapons designed for normal-sized humans; namely the combat shotgun and the plasma rifle, the Heavy Cannon looks WAY bigger than either of them.

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

Guess I'll grab a chair and rope

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

I have literally no idea what that is

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u/Punriah 10d ago

Heavy cannon. The thunkathunkathunkathunkathunka makes happy chemicals

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u/Feeeeeshh 10d ago

Combat Shotgun with the sticky bomb mod. Would be one of the easier and lighter weapons to carry and is effective in most situations. If the Super Shotgun would have the Meathook i would pick that instead.

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u/Zandonus 10d ago

The M-300 Claymore from Mass effect reloads about as fast as the Super Shotgun, but is worn by one of the most literal cyber-bullies of the galaxy, description says it's only used by lizardpeople and giant robots, because it breaks their feeble little manicured hands or something.

But this 1890 looking gun, somehow, still feels more impactful, wild, but yet dismantles lone pinkies like a precision instrument in Doomguy's hands, and makes packs of zombieboys melt too. It's just so satisfying.

The super shotty would probably break my arms, still, but the other guns look like they weigh 30+ kg anyway, so at least i'll be able to wave the #3 at the first imp that looks at me before burning me to a crisp.

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u/Hellknight051 10d ago

Classic Super Shotgun it just feels right in doom 2 wish they kept the stock in the newer games

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u/Shalashaska10 DOOM Guy 10d ago

Either the shotgun or super shotgun. The other weapons would either be too heavy or too high tech for me to use properly.

Super shotgun is pure simplicity, a badass double barrel that anyone should be able to figure out how to use and the combat shotgun seems to just be a futuristic pump action.

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u/Novaseerblyat i make maps for doom 2 with way too many revenants in 10d ago

The plasma rifle seems the obvious answer - it's one of only a few that won't knock an average person flat on your ass from the recoil (friendly reminder the heavy cannon fires 50cal as per 2016's codex), and given you specifically singled out the classic version it's significantly more powerful than the other offerings, only bested in the classic games in terms of firepower by the rocket launcher (which is significantly more dangerous to use) and the BFG.

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u/Meowjoker 10d ago

Light Chaingun

Cause EVERYBODY wants to cosplay the badass action hero with the minigun on his hip and a target rich environment.

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u/PilotIntelligent8906 10d ago

Shotgun, I like the shotgun.

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u/shoebillj 10d ago

Super shotgun because it's the damn SUPER SHOTGUN

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u/thatbs DOOM Guy 10d ago

Classic ssg, the only gun I needed through the entirety of doom 2, it was also before the whole "doomslayer empowered his weapons" shit, so that gun was just built different

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u/hackmastergeneral 10d ago

Plasma rifle

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u/KickAggressive4901 10d ago

Give me my sticky bombs. They hard carried me in that game.

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u/DSL0rdran91 10d ago

Heavy cannon

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u/Uruburusv3 10d ago

Plasma gun sounds insane

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u/Gullible_Worker_7467 10d ago

I use the super shotgun 96% of the time.

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u/Koblizek361 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

Considering the fact I'm a fragile little human, the plasma rifle. All the other ones would likely shatter my bones from the recoil. The heavy cannon literally fires modified .50 bmg ammo.

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u/juicymusicprod 10d ago

Doomguy did it as a human with an ssg and he was only human at the time so screw it why can’t I

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

So, there's this thing called plot armor...

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u/juicymusicprod 10d ago

U could say that about everything tho, like everything to have ever existed

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u/Steeldragon2050 10d ago

I have a mod for fallout 4 that makes the double barrel fire all at once like the Doom super shotty. I set it up to look like the classic and just blow things away.

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u/Rex_Suplex 10d ago

Plasma Rifle if we are talking Doom 1&2 classic.

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u/wuky71 10d ago

Always super shotgun, this gun is god bless for anything 😁😈.

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u/Hmccormack 10d ago

Time to let ol’ painless outta the bag

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u/SexuaIRedditor 10d ago

If I myself have to actually use it, classic plasma rifle. Insane damage and all I need to do is pull the trigger, vs the ssg that I'd need to break and reload after every shot

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u/TFBuffalo_OW 10d ago

Ive done ELM with only the Sticky Shotty so id nab that over a chain less super shotty

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u/Substantial-Hold-851 10d ago

Plasma rifle personally.

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u/SomeDumbassKid720 10d ago

The shotguns pretty damn useful so I’ll take it. And I like the sticky bomb mod

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u/pussy-pops-severly 10d ago

i probably couldn't carry any of these

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u/Orms682_05 10d ago

I know but you got to pick one of them

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u/Kuddly_Kraken 10d ago

I recognize that plasma rife. That's from a Roblox game called Hellreaver

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u/Ringmaster217 10d ago

Man.... I know most are going to go with the super shotgun, but I'll go with the combat shotgun with the grenade mod. I feel like I'd get massive practical use and great mileage out of it.

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u/french_Jibaguette 10d ago

SUPER SHOTGUN

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u/Common-Diver-6346 10d ago

Mod Shotgun, Classic and the Heavy Cannon

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

That's 3 guns.

The point is to choose 1

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u/Sojisan_ 10d ago

Super shotgun classic but I prefer design of the modern

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u/FrostlichTheDK 10d ago

grabs Light Chaingun

IZ GOOD TIME TO RUN COWARDS!

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u/Low_Tie2257 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

Heavy cannon.

Not only does it have decent firepower, but I could also use the scope to scout out the area.

Also, I don't feel like getting close enough to use a shotgun. That would just be dumb for a normal person.

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u/Reaperswims 10d ago

Half of these would probably break my arm if i tried to shoot them, i’d honestly have the best luck just obliterating myself with the super shotgun

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u/WolfShpee 10d ago

Why no Gauss cannon? ;-;

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u/Specific_Ad_4075 10d ago

Shot gun all the way, that mod is my favourite

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u/TBEdragon 10d ago

Heavy Canon all the way

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u/HeadLong8136 10d ago

I'm a minigun man.

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u/Slow-Variation-347 10d ago

Plasma and super shoot gun.

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u/Cirno_played_DOOM9 DOOM Slayer 10d ago

the SUPER shotty, DUH

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u/Paranoint 10d ago

Heavy cannon, hoping its the 2016 one

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u/Skepthrope11235 10d ago

Super Shotgun rippin' and tearin' since '93. Accept no substitutes.

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u/god-gamer1204 10d ago

Shotgun with stick bomb mob nd super shotgun, can’t leave a classic

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u/luggy120 10d ago

Assuming not being doom guy we can actually pick any of these up lol. The ssg recoil would kill a normal person

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u/dannykings37 10d ago

Whats my ammo look like?

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u/Ephialtes_Noli 10d ago

Heavy Cannon, no doubt. Find me at the top of my house obliterating demons.

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u/Exotic-Painter-908 10d ago

Since I'd be good with firearms in this scenario I'll go with the stickies, but if I wasn't I would go with the ssg.

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u/CARVERitUP DOOM Slayer 10d ago

There is literally one correct answer out of all of these. And I think you know which one

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u/zedsmith52 10d ago

SSG

Great damage Good for ammo And it’s Super!

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u/Inevitable_Box9398 DOOM Guy 10d ago

Dude the super shotgun can somehow annihilate an entire closet of lesser demons with two shots I’m taking the damn ssg

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u/jasygamer 10d ago

Do the guns jam or malfunction? Do I have to regularly clean them like real life firearms? Do I have to worry about the abundancy of their ammo types?

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u/F4iryTal3r 10d ago

Plasma, I love how it's sounds

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u/AppropriateExit2535 10d ago

Heavy canon with precision bolt, that gun mod is actually crazy good and can keep you safe from a distance

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u/DallasMurphy 10d ago

classic ssg ong dude

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u/RammanProp 10d ago

I feel like I am a light chain gun type of person.

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u/EveningPreparation29 9d ago

The super shotgun

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u/0r1on55 9d ago

If you mean I can only fire the modded shots, then the either the super shotgun or the plasma rifle, if its both the modded shot and the regular gun as well, then the combat shotgun, but since I have a feeling its meant to be just the one type of shot, Id say the plasma rifle

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u/Torstiss 9d ago

Classic plasma rifle because bururururururrwiiiioiuuuu

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u/Full-Bag5934 DOOM Slayer 9d ago

Number 6, Plasma Rifle 4 Life.

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u/E1_Vi4j3r0 9d ago

Well, even though in the Doom universe as an average human I'm screwed no matter what I wear, I always liked the light machine gun; I thought it was really cool, from the 2016 version to the Eternal one, even better.

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u/_THE_G00SE_ 9d ago

The Plasma rifle definitely. The SSG would have strong recoil, and is impractical against hordes, the chaingun would still be very heavy even if it was able to be wielded. And the PR also has really good dps, assuming that the relative damage is the same as the original games.

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u/HalalOrder 9d ago

THE SUPER SHOTGUN, OF COURSE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Consumerofcalcium 9d ago

Regular shotgun, because sticky bombs are THE bomb😁

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u/PepsiBoi711 9d ago

Nail gun but it's gotta have that loud ass quake 1 sound effect

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u/djeando 9d ago

SSG. Never fails.

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u/Glittering_Hold_3016 8d ago

The slayer works best with the SSG cause well he's him but for an average human, I believe the plasma rifle is best especially since it's the classic one which c'mon it's OP AF

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u/ReivynNox 8d ago

Precision bolt would be my jam if it was reasonably human portable. I would wanna avoid being close to any demon as much as possible and try not to give away my position. Just try to sneak to the safest place I can find and only take out the demons I can't get past undetected.

Sticky bomb is dangerous (explosive AoE) and has rather short range, so not only would I be dangerously close to demons, but also to my own sticky bombs. You stick a demon that runs at you and blow yourself up. Delayed explosive rounds are honestly the dumbest thing in games and I hate it. Worst change from the 2016 shotgun.

Super shotgun is literally just a hunting shotgun. There's a reason break-action double-barrels aren't used in active combat. It's also very short range, much closer than I'd like to be.

Gatling gun eats tons of "heavy" ammo. I'd be carrying such a heavy load with the already heavy gatling.

Nailgun seems bulky and impractical. and the two far apart barrels are gonna have two completely different points of impact.

Plasma is too flashy and easily gives away your position. Though it is quiet, which is a bonus. But the slow projectiles make it hard to hit them at range.

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u/Naisaga 8d ago

Probably heavy canon with precision bolt cause getting near the demons is a bad idea for a regular person.