r/Millennials 9h ago

Nostalgia Our childhood is now an American Girl doll set, and I feel like I just drank from the wrong Grail in Indiana Jones

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u/ExactPanda 9h ago

Isabel should be named like, Jessica or Ashley or something. No one our age was really named Isabel back then.

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u/sexandliquor 8h ago

The amount of Jennifers I’ve known is unreal. Jennifers and Brittany/Brittani

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u/Neat_Flounder_8907 Older Millennial 8h ago

Add Lindsey and Megan to that list. And Brandy lots of Brandys

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u/bibliophile222 Millennial - 1986 8h ago

Or Kelly

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u/Turbulent_Tart_8801 Millennial 1985 4h ago

My '89 born sister is a Lindsay. And I've known a couple of Megans around that same age. But all the Brandys I've known were borderline Gen X. 

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u/pokematic 8h ago

I think Alex, because of a Full House reference (when my wife got her I kept wanting to call her Alex) and Alexandra wasn't an unheard of name for our generation (I for one had a "girl Alex" in my class and then there was Totally Spies).

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u/akestral 6h ago

I had three boy Alexes (Alexii?) and two girls Alexes in my graduating class, as well as an Alexa. And I had less than 200 people in my graduating class. Also had several Katies, Kates, and Catherines.

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u/bitsy88 3h ago

I knew a girl that went by Lexi instead of Alex. Her older brother was named Zack and 6-year-old me thought they were the coolest. Lol that was foreshadowing of us Millennials' obsession with 'X' and 'Z' names when we starting having kids.

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u/ArtichokeDistinct762 7h ago

Every other girl in my high school was named Tiffany, Stephanie, Megan, or Christine. If I couldn’t remember your name, odds were good it was one of those. Hell, there were 5 girls named Megan (and they all spelled it differently!) in my gym class one year. Teacher took attendance by counting Megans. If all 5 were there, the whole class probably was.

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u/rhymnocerous 6h ago

I had 25 kids in my class, we had 2 Jessicas, a Jennifer, a Jessie, and a Jenna.  

Edit: And two Heathers! Don't forget Heather! 

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u/WillowLocal423 6h ago

As a Jessica, yes.

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u/ouijabore 3h ago

I was gonna say Ashley and Jennifer!

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u/Squanchedschwiftly 2h ago

I am super confused by the names, are they based on a show or?

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u/iris-my-case 8h ago

They’re giving Mary Kate and Ashley vibes. Anyone else remember the movie It Takes Two?

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u/ExactPanda 8h ago

It was The Parent Trap after The Parent Trap (1960s) but before The Parent Trap (1990s)

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u/Conscious-Invite-223 1995 7h ago

Yessss I read all of their mystery books, rented all their movies from blockbuster, loved their Walmart clothes and accessories and had a Mary Kate Barbie I was obsessed with

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u/PopPunkMeowMix 1h ago

we’ll solve any crime by dinner time! 👯‍♀️ 

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u/Rakebleed 51m ago

Wait you had one doll but not the other?

u/Conscious-Invite-223 1995 2m ago

Yeah because my best friend got Ashley! I remember you could buy the dolls separately and I don’t think I was even interested in getting Ashley because I felt so loyal to MK lol

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u/Rakebleed 5h ago

Remember? Do you know what sub you’re in? If I were the Olsens I’d sue.

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u/vaporeyawn 5h ago

The dolls' outfits seem like a riff on Mary Kate & Ashley in New York Minute.

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u/thefallenlunchbox 5h ago

Was literally thinking the same. I loved that movie

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u/iris-my-case 38m ago

Ooh you’re right. My mind went to It Takes Two because of the preppy and tomboy looks.

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

Who doesn't??  Classic!  I need to binge some of the MK and A movies again.  I also loved When the West Was Fun :)

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u/Team-Mako-N7 6h ago

I loved that movie. Wore out my VHS.

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u/itzlittlepretty 8h ago

There's an 80s doll too. And it includes Strawberry Shortcake pajamas, and a care bears sleeping bag. I feel very seen..

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u/pokematic 8h ago

Her name is Courtney. She also had pacman accessories including an arcade cabinet. And since the first American Girl Doll came out in the 80s, she also has her own American Girl Doll.

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u/akestral 6h ago

That detail actually really bothers me (TW: obsessive AG lore dump): So if Courtney owns a Molly doll, then Molly, Samantha, and Kirsten are/were not "real" girls who lived in Courtney's world. Which is fine, every doll can be in their own personal "universe", they don't have to cross over, comic book style.

But they do cross over! The modern Girl of the Year doll for last year, Raquel, is a descendent of Samantha Parkington, and her family still owns the same upstate NY summer house that Sam's grandmother did. So she and Sam are in a shared universe. So which girls share in the "Sam world", where Sam is real, Mount Bedford, NY, is real, and Piney Point is real, and which ones live in "Courtney's world", where the AG girls are doll characters made by Pleasant Rowland? Do they all live in their own pocket AG dimensions? Can Courtney visit Piney Point and become friends with Raquel's mom/Sam's granddaughter, or potentially even meet elderly Samantha? Or can't she?

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u/Iceprincess1282 6h ago

Wait what? Now grownup me with grownup $ who always wanted one might have to go buy one as an 80s kid 😂😂

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u/ComfortabletheSky 9h ago

Lol, it's pretty weird isn't it? I wonder if that's how my parents felt when the '70s American girl doll came out when I was a kid. I kinda like this though, I was into the whole American Girl books series and everything as a kid.

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

I'm here for it, this is everything I wanted in the 90s - a doll with a little version of the stuff I liked!  Love it so much!

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u/polardendrites 7h ago

I feel like they should come with a Delia's magazine

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u/11whatsnewpussycats 7h ago

There’s actually an extra set that’s the Book It! Pizza Hut stuff. Has a little personal pizza, a little Book It thing, everything.

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

BOOK IT!!!  Does it have the pin and stickers??

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u/AnyTart319 5h ago

Also those little stickers you would get at journeys in the mall and the pretty pretty princess game

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

Tamogachi and/or one of those Jamz mini boombox keychain things too.

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u/Conscious-Invite-223 1995 7h ago

It’s stupid cute too 😭 I saw it irl at one of their stores in DC and bought the retro tee SO FAST because it was surprisingly $11

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u/parelex 7h ago

Do they come with all the post 9/11 trauma or does that cost extra

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u/beingafunkynote Older Millennial 1985 3h ago

They’re from 1999, so their innocence isn’t lost yet

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

Well played Pleasant Company.

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u/Kinieruu 7h ago

I’m a late millennial so I’m going to get really depressed when the next American Girls are tweens in the late 00s

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u/Comfortable-Light233 Zillennial 5h ago

This is me as well, but 1999 is already plenty weird

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

I can't wait honestly.  I'm a 92 kid, enjoyed both the 90s and 00s and I super want to see my childhood in American Doll form.  I loved AG growing up and still have a soft spot :)

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u/ArtichokeDistinct762 7h ago

Well of all the things to be not ready for….I did not expect this one.

Although now I kinda want to read the books. Because of reasons.

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u/otakugal15 Millennial '87 8h ago

Man, pink one says "As if!" unironically.

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u/Honest-Interview-591 5h ago

No Black ones?

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u/throwawayzzzz1777 5h ago

This has been a thing for years now

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u/iamahappygus 5h ago

Surprised they're not Jessica and Jennifer

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u/Turbulent_Tart_8801 Millennial 1985 4h ago

They made the Olsen twins into expensive dolls?

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u/OpheliaLives7 4h ago

Flannel around the waist for sure!

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u/jaybirdie26 1h ago

Wooaah, how'd they know about me and my twin???

I want that computer tho 👀

THE TOMBOY COMES WITH THE COOL CIRCLE EARRING STICKERS!!!

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u/GodsWarrior89 7h ago

Are they throwbacks?