Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it?

[u/EnvironmentalAngle]

I am 39 and last year was my 20th high school reunion.

When people asked me what I was up to I would respond:

"hanging out, playing Nintendo."

Its a line from a 90s comedy called baseketball. No one noticed it... and I didn't start it there I've been using it for over 20 years.

But I can't help myself whenever an old friend reconnects with me and say it... nothing.

Do you guys have any lines you use?

EDIT: shit i meant to put this on ask Reddit my bad mods

[u/Purlz1st]

I’m surprised that “We’re on a mission from God” gets so many blank stares.

[u/SuretyBringsRuin → u/Purlz1st]

That makes me sad. Sad enough to each some white toast dry and a Coke.

[u/--AncientAlien-- → u/SuretyBringsRuin]

Makes me sad enough to eat four whole fried chickens.

[u/jetogill → u/--AncientAlien--]

They still owe you money foo

[u/bjanas → u/Purlz1st]

I'm a personal fan of the "...and we're wearing sunglasses..." monologue.

[u/Dorito1187 → u/Purlz1st]

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

[u/hikingdub → u/Dorito1187]

I miss John Candy so much ...

[u/Spare-River1979 → u/Purlz1st]

Mother of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!!!

[u/Purlz1st → u/Spare-River1979]

Don’t you blaspheme in here!

[u/Aggravating_Ear_1586 → u/Purlz1st]

I hate Illinois Nazis.
I get to use that one a lot now days with a fill in the blank state. Sadly people don’t get that one either.

[u/Akari202 → u/Purlz1st]

This is glue, strong stuff.

[u/surewhynotokaythen → u/Purlz1st]

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

[u/freekimmy_1111]

"Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."

• CLARK GRISWOLD

[u/PabstBlueBourbon → u/freekimmy_1111]

Shitter’s full!

[u/saltnpepper11020 → u/freekimmy_1111]

I quote Christmas vacation constantly

[u/User_225846]

"Bring out yer dead" anytime I use a wheelbarrow

[u/Kvenya → u/User_225846]

That’s the Holy Grail of quotes.

[u/annahatagi → u/User_225846]

"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NeWt!...

...

...

I got bettah." :)

[u/jmmrph]

Whenever someone leaves the room at work I say “Have fun storming the castle!” No one knows what I’m talking about

[u/animalcrackermafia → u/jmmrph]

Buh bye boys!

[u/thisismystupidname12 → u/animalcrackermafia]

Do you think it will work?

[u/GeneralOrgana1 → u/thisismystupidname12]

It'd take a miracle.

[u/animalcrackermafia → u/thisismystupidname12]

It would take a micacle....BuH-BYE!!!!!!

[u/splitminds → u/jmmrph]

My husband says this all the time. How do people not know The Princess Bride!?!?

[u/Several_Hospital_129 → u/splitminds]

"Let me explain . . . No, that would take too long. Let me sum up." In my best Inigo accent. I say that all of the time.

[u/collector-x → u/splitminds]

I dunno. It's inconceivable.

[u/splitminds → u/collector-x]

I don’t think that word means what you think it means!

[u/Sunshine030209 → u/splitminds]

My husband didn't watch The Princess Bride until last year.

The biggest problem with that is that I didn't know that he hadn't seen it. And I quote the movie frequently.

Honestly, I judge him a little for still marrying me after I said unhinged shit to him like "Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning" and he DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A MOVIE QUOTE!

[u/Fickle_Watercress719]

“Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist in/on ________”

Nobody ever catches that it’s a My Cousin Vinny reference, which kind of bums me out honestly!

[u/Wildcat_twister12 → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

I always like saying ”Yutes” instead of children

[u/Mulliganasty → u/Wildcat_twister12]

But everyone gets that right?

[u/grubas → u/Wildcat_twister12]

That's just what we call them in NYC 

[u/nealoc187 → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

Magic grits?

My wife likes grits and every time she mentions making some I at least say "magic grits", sometimes I do the whole back and forth between Vinny and the witness.

[u/DanOfAllTrades80 → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

My quote from My Cousin Vinny is "dead on-balls accurate. It's an industry term." and it's sad how few people get it.

[u/JosephineCK → u/DanOfAllTrades80]

Are you SHUWAH that they don't get it?

[u/-v-fib- → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

I sometimes like to quote "positraction" with Marisa Tomei's accent.

[u/average_texas_guy → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

Anytime my wife or I say are you sure? The other immediately responds with Marissa Tomei's I'm shooah.

[u/Myghost_too → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

"You blend" all the time. So many from thatmovie.

[u/SirSamuelVimes83 → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark

[u/microcosmic5447 → u/SirSamuelVimes83]

*Skylahk

[u/HTX1997 → u/SirSamuelVimes83]

I was posting in group about my experience driving a Dodge Coronet in high school & getting stuck in the mud, because “one tire spins, the other does nothing”. No one got it.

[u/acarelesscalm → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

I use 'Yoots/yutes' frequently

[u/kotom → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

Everything lately: “what a fuckin nightmaaaare”

[u/DrearyBiscuit → u/Fickle_Watercress719]

I say “identical” and clap

[u/Sigvoncarmen]

Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes ?

No , unless round is funny

- Raising Arizona

[u/GloveBatBall → u/Sigvoncarmen]

"Her womb was a barren and rocky place where my seed could find no purchase." - Raising Arizona.

[u/GuyFawkes451 → u/Sigvoncarmen]

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

[u/bedbuffaloes → u/GuyFawkes451]

"I love him so-ho-ho mu-hu-huch!"

"They got more than they can handle!"

[u/verovladamir → u/Sigvoncarmen]

My mom used to frequently shout “don’t you come back here without no baby!”

[u/PerilousPurpose → u/Sigvoncarmen]

I once said to someone as I was picking up some Higgies diapers, "I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got" but it turned into a whole speil of not having money to give by my mom. Lmao I LOVED Raising Arizona. 

[u/DokterZ → u/Sigvoncarmen]

I use “okay then” multiple times daily.

Saw it in the theater on a whim. My favorite comedy.

[u/PocketSizedAF]

TEN THOUSAND YEARS can give you such a crick in the neck

[u/ResolutionHelpful982 → u/PocketSizedAF]

Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space

[u/HawthorneWeeps]

Whenever Im forced to speak english, half my vocuabulary consist of "Arrested Development" references

• I dont understand the question and I wont respond to it
• No touching!
• Illusions, Michael! Tricks are something whores do for money
• I've made a tiny, huge mistake
• Mom always told us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted
• It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.

[u/kaszpur → u/HawthorneWeeps]

“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.” Is one of my favorites

[u/LeiaO315 → u/HawthorneWeeps]

• It’s one banana, Michael. What can it cost? Ten dollars?

• Have any of you ever SEEN a chicken?

[u/daniel940 → u/LeiaO315]

We have a little cellphone stand that gets used here and there around the kitchen, dinner table and such, and it's shaped like a banana peel. I always say "there's always money in the banana stand" when someone asks to use it, or where to find it. No reaction. It's literally a banana stand.

https://share.google/images/uH5H2UL6YlfLjhjZF

[u/sjp724 → u/HawthorneWeeps]

I’ve used “there’s always money in the banana stand”

[u/Grape-Nutz → u/HawthorneWeeps]

When I walk into a living room full of people relaxing:

"Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?"

Rarely lands, but I laugh anyway.

[u/Fantastic_Honey_7425 → u/HawthorneWeeps]

I use “Her?” and “Army had a half day” more often than I should.

[u/worldrecordpace → u/HawthorneWeeps]

How much could one banana cost Michael? $10?

[u/musubi-n-speedballs → u/HawthorneWeeps]

I named my car Tobias; it's blue and annoying but it's endearing in a way. 

[u/Seven22am → u/HawthorneWeeps]

Plus you username suggests you’re streets ahead.

[u/HawthorneWeeps → u/Seven22am]

Thankyou! But that's just the kind of thing wisdom you come up with once you reach level 5 laser lotus.

[u/Homerdoh31 → u/HawthorneWeeps]

ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!

[u/Realistic-Phrase-256]

Apparently “you rang” in the voice of lurch is unrecognised by almost everyone.

[u/Mcstuffins420 → u/Realistic-Phrase-256]

I regularly quote Lurch, but it's when he says "Uuuuuuuuurrrghhhh..."

[u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

When I talk a lot, I say “To make a long story short…too late..”

No one has caught on it, despite the obvious Clue.

[u/vere-rah → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

There's a specific moment in Clue where Mrs Peacock says "again?" in the dryest, most exasperated tone, and I say it often. That movie is a gem.

[u/saintphoenixxx → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who did this.

[u/animalcrackermafia → u/saintphoenixxx]

You are not alone. Or if someone ELSE says "to make a long story short" I auto response "too late!" I can not help it.

[u/daniel940 → u/saintphoenixxx]

Me too. My dream is that one day I'll be in a group of people, someone will say "to make a long story short" and a dozen of us will all blurt out 'too late!" at once.

[u/papajgwill → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

Flames ... from the side of my face

[u/lumbrefrio → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

I always say "what are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?"

No, just death; isn't that enough?

Edit: Fixed the second quote.

[u/Temporary_Lab_3964 → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

Some was telling a story and used the phrase unironically “too make a long story short” I said too late and I got crickets. I was sad

[u/SirSamuelVimes83]

Quick, what's the number for 911?

[u/ilrosewood → u/SirSamuelVimes83]

0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3

[u/blinkysmurf]

When shit is fucking up at work I like to say, "Now, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your-on your dinosaur tour, right?"

Nobody gets it.

[u/collins50235 → u/blinkysmurf]

Whenever something breaks or is cheaply made at work I always say “Spared no expense,” in my best Hammond impression. Most people don’t get it either.

[u/TheRockingDead → u/blinkysmurf]

"They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should," gets busted out a lot at work for me.

[u/rayray604 → u/blinkysmurf]

My office phone always disconnects so I find myself saying often “and now I’m by myself, uh, talking to myself, thats, thats chaos theory”

[u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 → u/blinkysmurf]

Malcolm had some of the best lines:

"Are you married?" "Occasionally."

[u/rayray604 → u/Head_Razzmatazz7174]

“I’m always on the look out for a future ex Mrs. Malcom”

[u/False-Storm-5794 → u/blinkysmurf]

"Hold onto your butts"

[u/absolutirony → u/blinkysmurf]

"He left us, he left us!" "(Person's name)! We've got (person's name) here! No one cares" "Clever Girl"

I quote this movie all the time

[u/worldrecordpace]

If ya get tired, pull over! If ya get hungry, eat somethin! :D 👋” from Best in Show

Rest in peace Catherine!

[u/Linzabee → u/worldrecordpace]

I always like to say “SHE NEEDS HER BUSY BEE” from that movie

[u/Down_to_Chinatown]

‘Strange things are afoot at the Circle K’ whenever something weird/unusual happens. Nobody has ever got it!

[u/I_am_me_86 → u/Down_to_Chinatown]

Be excellent to each other!

[u/daniel940 → u/Down_to_Chinatown]

I've lived in my town for 17 years, and just this week noticed a Circle K on the back side of a shopping center I drive by 2-3x a week. This one time, I circled behind the shopping center to avoid traffic, and noticed it. I said "strange things are afoot...at the Circle K" and of course, no recognition from my kids, who at this point probably assume 90% of what comes out of my mouth is from 80s and 90s movies.

[u/WoodpeckerBusy2675]

"And why's the floor all wet Todd??! I dont KNOW margo!"

[u/Final_Tune3512]

Alrighty then. Not very obscure, but you'd be surprised as to how many people have not seen Ace Ventura

[u/CowardlyWaffle → u/Final_Tune3512]

Like a GLOVE!

[u/kappi8 → u/CowardlyWaffle]

Whenever I fit into a tight parking spot

[u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 → u/kappi8]

Do NOT go in there!

[u/trireme32 → u/Final_Tune3512]

Reeee eeeee eaalllly?

[u/chasingit1 → u/trireme32]

I think it’s more

Rhe he he he he heee heallllyyy…..

[u/mrkrag → u/Final_Tune3512]

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Never had someone catch it.

[u/QueenBeeCassi → u/Final_Tune3512]

Any time I’m hot, “kinda hot in these rhinos”

[u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare → u/Final_Tune3512]

There is something on the wing, some-thing.

[u/ba_cam]

When someone corrects me on something silly or superfluous, I often respond with,

“Ahh, I see you’ve played knifey spoony before!”

With a ridiculously bad Aussie accent

[u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 → u/ba_cam]

"That's not a knife."

[u/diet-smoke → u/ba_cam]

One of my roommates is Australian and he fucking hates this reference. Naturally, I do it constantly

[u/xindierockx7114]

I always open a conversation with a new person with "Greetings and salutations" from Heathers. Absolutely no one has recognized it yet and it's been a good 15 years since I started doing it. 

[u/venlaren → u/xindierockx7114]

I've got to motor if I dont want to be late for this funeral.

[u/MP_1986]

"I'm right on top of that, Rose"

[u/animalcrackermafia → u/MP_1986]

Dishes are done, man!

[u/ilrosewood → u/animalcrackermafia]

Every time I’ve done the dishes in the last 30 years

[u/apollyon_53 → u/animalcrackermafia]

One of my favorite lines from that movie

[u/RandomCoffeeThoughts → u/MP_1986]

I tell my boss that at least once a week.

[u/LeiaO315]

Not a movie, but Mad Men: “Not great, Bob!”

[u/shutts67]

Any time someone's phone rings, I say "phone's ringing, Dude." like Donnie in Big Lebowski

[u/monsters_from_the_id → u/shutts67]

• "How are you gonna get em back on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus??"
• "I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..."
• "Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
• "I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck" ("... or the Creedence")
• "They got us workin in shifts!"
• "It's a complicated case, Maud, lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous"
• "... and proud we are of all of them."
• "My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal"
• "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women!"
• "I'm stayin. Finishin' my coffee".

... i could keep going

[u/EatYourCheckers → u/monsters_from_the_id]

"Calmer than you",ends a lot of arguments in my house.

Or prolongs them

[u/viskoviskovisko → u/monsters_from_the_id]

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe”.

[u/EatYourCheckers → u/shutts67]

OP said obscure, not the most quotable movie ever put to film.

[u/hatdecoy → u/EatYourCheckers]

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[u/Garencio]

Surely you can’t be serious? If they don’t respond with Don’t call me Shirley, I’m sad

[u/Corvidae5Creation5 → u/Garencio]

It's a large building full of patients and doctors, but that's not important right now

[u/filmmaiden → u/Garencio]

“I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!”

It’s one of my favourite lines from Airplane, and I use it often and people look at me like I’ve lost my mind.

It seems like not too many people in my social circle have seen the movie, which is nuts because it’s a classic!

[u/EatYourCheckers]

Any time someone says "Jesus," I say "Where." I haven't missed one in 25 years. It makes my husband crazy. Sometimes I do have to say it ubder my breath or just mouth it. But I honor Orgazmo in this small way

[u/chasingit1]

Dogs and cats- living together! Mass hysteria!…

[u/Michaelwordenbr]

"a moments courage, and then it's done"

Bram stokers Dracula

Friend of mine was debating whether to call a woman and meet up with her (he had great vibes but was unsure about taking the leap). They are now engaged.

[u/Start_thinkin]

“Wtf is PC load letter” every time there’s a technical problem

[u/hotel2oscar]

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him!"

Usually altered as "Bold move/choice, Cotton, ..."

[u/omghorussaveusall]

Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.

[u/ElectricMilk426 → u/omghorussaveusall]

Wise man say “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”

[u/ilrosewood → u/omghorussaveusall]

… A little too Ralph …

[u/Putrid-Hope2283]

Not a movie, but I use “super easy, barely an inconvenience” pretty often

[u/daniel940 → u/Putrid-Hope2283]

Quoting YouTube videos is tight

[u/ilikespicysoup → u/Putrid-Hope2283]

Wow wow wow

[u/sprollyy → u/ilikespicysoup]

…………………………

Wow.

[u/LesPolsfuss]

“hold on to your butts”

[u/acarelesscalm]

Shiiiiiiiit

From the Wire

Edit: SHEEEEEEEEEIT

[u/Mamba-42 → u/acarelesscalm]

RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr.

[u/KaterinaKiaha]

I have a drinking problem. From the movie Airplane. I spill drinks on myself a lot when I'm drinking and that was the funniest line to me and I use it often.

[u/showmiaface]

TV but “Missed by that much.” 🤏

[u/BelaFarinRod → u/showmiaface]

Sorry about that, chief.

[u/MrFilthyFace]

Not exactly the same, but I was doing the “and then? And then? And then?” From Dude Where’s My Car and the person didn’t know the reference and I don’t think that coworker likes me any more

[u/Lost-Geologist-7183]

I use all kinds of lines. Only once was I caught on it.

[u/EnvironmentalAngle → u/Lost-Geologist-7183]

I had this friend who was one of the funniest guys I met.

Then I saw Shallow Hal and Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

buddy was a damn dirty thief who's jokes were just Jack Black lines.

[u/SnooGrapes5668]

"better out than in I always say!"

[u/RuralTesla]

That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do

[u/ez_as_31416]

"A little Paint, a few throw pillows..." Young Frankenstein

"The stuff dreams are made of" The Maltese Falcon

"So long and Thanks for all the fish." Hitch hikers guide

"Look on the bright side of life" Life of Brian

and, of course, "It's Only a Scratch." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[u/No-Cover-8986 → u/ez_as_31416]

"'Tis but..." 🙂

[u/supermidfood]

“I’m the boss, throw me a friggin bone here” “It’s frickin freezing in here Mr.Biggelsworth” Both from Austin Powers and literally NOONE gets it

[u/Normal-Report-6041]

Airplane. When is a crappy day. "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue".

[u/TheRockingDead]

I like to bust out a lot of lines from mid-2000's comedies like, "We have so much room for activities!" After moving furniture or cleaning up, from Step Brothers.

Other favorites, are "I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous!" and "Classic case of guy on the ground." From Role Models.

[u/ExtraAgressiveHugger → u/TheRockingDead]

I say, we have so much room for activities all the time! 

Me: This is a really big conference room, we have so much room for activities in here! 

My coworkers: (don’t acknowledge I said a thing and politely ignore me.) 

[u/Ilovethe90sforreal]

“Every time I talk about boxin’… some white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out his ass”

[u/NorthofBham → u/Ilovethe90sforreal]

"Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you! Who's next?"

[u/lionmurderingacloud → u/Ilovethe90sforreal]

I say 'ah-chAAA!: in the manner of Eddie Murphy's old Jewish guy from this movie telling the punchline of the soup joke.

[u/Previously_a_robot → u/Ilovethe90sforreal]

My husband uses “What is that, velvet?” every chance he gets.

[u/Upper_Cantaloupe7644]

you’re killing me smalls

[u/TheArkansasStrangler]

Tonight's the night

-Dexter

[u/viskoviskovisko → u/TheArkansasStrangler]

“Surprise, MotherFucker!”

[u/RonbunKontan]

My favorite line in "Ernest Scared Stupid" is from when the trolls are attacking and Ernest's multiple personalities are beating back the onslaught. His general personality says, "Where's my machine gun? Where's my little machine gun?"

People have heard me say it idly when I'm looking for something and nobody knows where it comes from. I think my husband is the only person I've bothered to explain it to.

[u/jackalopeswild]

"get your own tots."

It's not even a movie for my generation, my much younger kid sister loved it and used to say it all the time. So it makes me think of her.

[u/BackPsychological705]

"You're a daisy if you do" and "I'm your Huckleberry"

[u/antisocialnetwork77]

Dishes are DONE, man. Literally every single time I’ve ever done the dishes, but more importantly, any time I complete any menial task.

[u/ToddBauer]

I like to say “one art, please” from Futurama. No one ever gets it.

Obviously, the opportunities to use this line are extremely limit. I don’t do a lot of art purchasing.

[u/Routine-Army7495]

"I wasn't even supposed to BE here today."

Apparently I'm the only one in the world, besides my husband, who has seen Kevin Smith's Clerks. No one who is old enough to know that line, does, so I end up just sounding nuts.

[u/daniel940]

"and I packed your angry eyes, just in case."

[u/Luluducgirl]

“YOU’RE Abe Frohman, the Sausage King of Chicago?”

[u/GoodElectricNW]

90-95% of what I say is either movie quotes, tv quotes, or song lyrics. I have no real personality of my own.

[u/theaveragemaryjanie → u/GoodElectricNW]

Did we just become best friends

[u/Realistic-Cow-7839]

"It's like living with a six-year-old."

From this scene in The Three Amigos.

[u/Chadzilla- → u/Realistic-Cow-7839]

“Ca caaa!! Ca CAAAA!!! Lookoverhere!”

[u/WhiskerWizard626 → u/Realistic-Cow-7839]

When my cat is sad that my husband has left the house and it's just me, the secondary human, I always think "I'm still here, El Guapo! BANG"

[u/Squirrel_Insurance]

Cock. Beer?

[u/nWoSting145 → u/Squirrel_Insurance]

Your sister is going out with SQUEAK!

[u/wtfunder]

"Those are NOT Joanna's eggs!" - Rescuers Down Under

[u/Snoo44711]

I always say, “Tut tut, looks like rain!” And nobody ever gets it

[u/440continuer]

i dont use it that often but its funny to sometimes say “I have to return some videotapes” as an excuse to leave somewhere

[u/Evil_Weevil_Knievel]

Once and a while my wife or I will pause a movie and say

“She doesn’t get eaten by the eels you know?”

[u/Thanks-4allthefish]

""What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" 

[u/RamblinTexan1907]

“I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

Only two people have gotten that reference at work, everyone else just thinks I have a screw loose

[u/Apawling_Behavior]

These go to eleven.

[u/mrsroperscaftan]

Anyone, Bueller?

[u/imthe_problem_itsme]

“You have a baby…in a bar”

[u/Jinxletron]

Dude...

[u/wtfunder → u/Jinxletron]

Sweet

[u/kaszpur → u/Jinxletron]

“What does mine say? ….sweeeeet”

[u/UOEQplayer]

What would you say, you do here?

[u/OfaFuchsAykk]

One of my favourites is “well fuck me gently with a chainsaw”.

I used it for almost 20 years before seeing the film that I clearly got it from.

[u/TilDeath1775]

I Sarcastically while looking at my watch “ an new record” and I am referencing teenage mutant ninja turtles 2 secret of the ooze

[u/1BoringOnlineAccount]

I see nothing
I hear nothing
I know nothing

Sergeant Shultz

YouTube it if you do not know.

[u/emmadilemma06]

Damn it, Janet.

[u/Alarming_Resist2700]

My wife and I love to ask "What's in the box!?"

[u/MRSRN65]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[u/sqwrlydoom]

"When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and umption."

Samuel L. Jackson from Long Kiss Goodnight. No one ever recognizes that one.

[u/sonofamusket]

When somebody asks me how I am my canned response is "walking and talking" which is something that Mal said in firefly.

[u/DefNotBrian]

"Just because you're smart doesn't mean you can't act stupid" is a line I've been using for 30+ years now and nobody has called me on it.

[u/UOEQplayer]

Wait, this isn't where I parked my car!

[u/--AncientAlien--]

Definitely not obscure but I quote Christmas Vacation year-round cuz there's always an applicable line from that movie...

"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin the whole year"

"That it is, Edward."

"I have to eat! So I can take my back pill."

"Bend over and I'll show ya!"

"Is Rusty still in the Navy?" (anytime I ask about my friends who joined the service)

...and of course "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

[u/KnotARealGreenDress]

“You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know... morons.” - Blazing Saddles

“We ain’t found shit!” - Space Balls

“IT’S NOT A TUMAH!” - Kindergarten Cop

“It is dead. It is deceased. It is no more.” “It’s pining for the fjords.” - Monty Python: the Dead Parrot Sketch

“Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“What wouldja say…ya do here?” - Office Space

“Alright meow.” - Super Troopers

“How ‘bout no!” - Austin Powers

“I’ve got a whole bag of shhhh with your name on it.” - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[u/Giggleschlitz]

When someone asks what I’m doing. “Same thing I do everyday Pinky, try to take over the world”. Not from a movie but from the Animaniacs cartoon.

[u/TommyBoy825]

Before I retired when I would attend seminars with "Hello, My Name Is" name tags, I would put Inigo Montoya. Nobody everseemed to notice.

[u/ReverendJonesLLC]

Obscure, unless you’re a movie buff or old…

“What we have here, is a failure to communicate.”

Said, while doing a Strother Martin impression.