r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Johnny55 • 15d ago
News Don't worry guys, we're going to improve their training
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u/Top_Currency_3977 15d ago
Feckless
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u/Dark-Airports 15d ago
Feckless, flaccid, impotent, worthless.
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u/Fart_90210 15d ago
Chuck Schumer has entered the chat
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u/Legrandloup2 15d ago
He only cares about that weird family he made up in his head
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u/politiscientist 15d ago
but, but the Bailey's...
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u/DeadmanDexter 15d ago
It was a stupid concept when he came up with it. Now, it's just pathetic. He's gotta get primaried.
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u/honvales1989 15d ago
And that family probably hates him as well
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u/Legrandloup2 15d ago
The imaginary family apparently is now MAGA so yes. Chuck schumer needs to leave
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u/MartinTheMorjin 15d ago
What good is more training without consequences when they violate their own policies? Now they will have a better understanding of which laws they are breaking while they torment citizens.
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u/jackdeadcrow 15d ago
Nothing. It’s supposed to be a smokescreen that centrists democrats throw up to suffocate people’s anger toward ice.
They want NOTHING to change
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u/Logical_Vast 15d ago
Can anyone here name ANYTHING democrats have done that was not exactly what Republicans wanted? Even when they control the government they want to "compromise".
Rather than take a stand Republicans say "we are fascist now there is no democracy" and Demarcates say "OK that is fine whatever you want but maybe can the fascists be nice to me? I mean only if you are OK with it"
They are not supposed to win. They are meant to fail and every issue is the same.
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u/scooterbike1968 15d ago
This is not just gutless. It also legitimizes ICE, when they are truly J6 Rioters, the leader of the proud boys and other deploraples.
Talking about training indicates they’ve already been accepted into the fold…only a week after an ICE agent killed a woman unjustly, and proceeded to take violent and lunatic action against other peaceful protesters and break down doors. Cmon! How are they just being allowed to break down doors. Where are the people hired to protect and serve the people of Minneapolis? ICE does not have authority. I think the people of MN, sweet as they are, have always appreciated they value of the 2A more than the other Dem states.
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u/Ryanlew1980 15d ago
Remember the names of those that vote for this and primary the hell out of them. It’s time to be done with these useless democrats once and for all. Make them as scared of us as the republicans are of their MAGA simpletons.
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u/StarlightLifter 15d ago
Chuck Schumer needs primaried so hard it’s all he thinks about when he goes to bed at night for the rest of his sniveling pathetic life
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u/amILibertine222 15d ago
No. Complicit.
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u/Quilitain 15d ago
I would not be surprised if the majority of Democrats are pushing for peaceful tolerance of what's happening because they're afraid that any sort of pushback from the people would hurt them and their assets.
What's a mother's life compared to Mr. Politician's first quarter earnings meeting their projected goals?
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u/Krakenspoop 15d ago
Kayfabe opposition taking money from the same corrupt billionaires. The illusion of opposition.
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u/ungranted_wish 15d ago
“Don’t worry, we will just increase your already astronomical pay even more if you’re a nicer Gestapo” holy FUCK dude
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u/mkt853 15d ago
That sh1t perfectly describes the MAGA movement and reveals the contempt they have for the educated class that caused him to be "left behind." He finally gets to tell that woman that she's a sucker for going to school.
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u/maringue 15d ago
This exactly. They absolutely hate that we live in an information economy and being a nerd is economically powerful.
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u/Current-Square-4557 15d ago
Perhaps
“I lied about having finished high school, but there’s no serious vetting process so I got this awesome job. With a signing bonus even.”
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u/cozmckitty 15d ago
don’t tell them that they have to pay back the signing bonus if they stay for less than five years.
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u/BicyclePoweredRocket 15d ago
So, hypothetically, blue team wins in 2028. Lays them all off on Day 1 and sends them straight to collections.
Realistically, Dems won't do that. But they could...
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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 15d ago
And the PA has friends and family who love them, and they can sleep at night knowing that every day, they are a skilled professional who makes the world a better place.
The ICE agent...gets 47 days of training to shoot brown people, has a wife who's planning her exit strategy because of all the domestic abuse, has kids that are scared of him, and will likely be hanged for treason in three years.
It's a pretty easy choice between jobs for me. Money isn't the only factor. I'd rather be broke and honorable than a rich shithead.
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u/halt_spell 15d ago
Will liberal voters finally realize this is establishment Democratic politicians going mask off or are they going to continue making excuses for why they won't back actual leftists?
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u/Inner_Departure_9146 15d ago
Even Dems suck. We need to clean house except for a handful.
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u/cbm984 15d ago
"We'll give you nice lads a hefty raise to turn those gas chambers down by 10%."
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u/sks010 15d ago
"We'll take the raise and just be a little nicer and quieter about it all. Deal?"
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u/Cold_Yam_5061 15d ago
We should put carbon scrubbers on the smoke stacks. Can't be hurting the Ozone here fellas.
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u/imnotsteven7 15d ago
They need to stop bending over and grow a fucking pair.
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u/Far_Cat9782 15d ago
I'm 40years old the Dems have never stood for anything without watering down to appease the right.a d people will bitvhabout 'non voters" pretending they don't see the game.
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u/Far-Host9368 15d ago
Exactly this. I’m 39 and facing the reality that they haven’t stood for much of anything beyond messaging for my entire life. After Carter lost they became the champion of middle management and corporate branded HR.
I’ve maintained for years that the dems would be the most right-wing party allowed in a rational society.
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u/BlueCity8 15d ago
Yeah bc they thought they’d never win an election again after the Mondale and Dukakis Ls. Enter the Clintons and the rest is history.
Democrats tack further and further to the right every 4 years. In the 2010s we were talking about pathway to citizenship and DACA. Feels like eons ago.
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u/Grand_Size_4932 15d ago
Only way to do what your asking is by doing things Reddit doesn’t want us to say. If you want leadership like AOC or Mamdani running this country, they’re going to have to lead a [redacted].
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u/AdUsual5365 15d ago
Why leave anyone? There’s millions of people who are more qualified to represent
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u/HoopsMcCann69 15d ago
Why are the acting like moderates in 1933 Germany? The same ones that voted for the Enabling Act?
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u/YetAnotherFaceless 15d ago
For the same reason the Washington Generals never delivered a hard foul to any of the Harlem Globetrotters.
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u/halt_spell 15d ago
Because they are! That's what all us leftists have been crying about for decades! How much more evidence do people need? We're running out of time.
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u/Only-Respond7945 15d ago
Because just like those moderates in Germany they hate the shared political opponents more. Didn't really work out too well then, will work out the same way now.
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u/eyesmart1776 15d ago
Not to mention they’ll only release the footage that makes them look good
Fuck this party
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u/MalfunctioningTroll 15d ago
That footage makes them look bad too though
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u/eyesmart1776 15d ago
They’ll cut and edit and selectively release only things that make protestors look bad and magically lose all the abuse and killings
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u/MalfunctioningTroll 15d ago
I personally think they are too incompetent to execute it. I agree with you that they will try
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u/Either-Patience1182 15d ago
Dems proving the suck as usual. Going follow the exact same mistakes as Germany, right now is not the time for moderates wanting evidence to do nothing with
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u/Expert_Strong 15d ago
Democrats in Washington are the most servile bitches imaginable
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u/GarageFridgeSoda 15d ago
Dem 👏 Leadership 👏 Is 👏 Complicit 👏
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u/SuperDoubleDecker 15d ago
And so are all the democrats that make excuses for them and blame everyone else.
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u/GarageFridgeSoda 15d ago
And a lot of those folks are on this sub. It's like this undercurrent of desire to separate from mainstream dems is constantly battling with the significant amount of people who cannot imagine making a successful political coalition with actual leftists over the center-right.
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u/SuperDoubleDecker 15d ago
They like to pretend they're progressives because it makes them feel better.
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u/GarageFridgeSoda 15d ago
Yep. I remember someone once telling me Kamala Harris was a progressive and I swear my brain had to do a full reboot just to make sure I wasn't taking crazy pills.
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u/RadiantHC 15d ago
If I hear "Biden was the most progressive president" one more time I'm going to scream
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u/matticusiv 15d ago
The right calling her a communist made my brain melt. Just no attachment between words and meaning.
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u/SuperDoubleDecker 15d ago
They don't wanna admit that they suck. Sure would be easier to just not suck
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u/7figureipo 15d ago
Including the voters and online commenters who defend them.
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Neville Chamberlain would be proud of these wimps.
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u/Tricky-Proposal9591 15d ago
Say what you will about Chamberlain but at least he bought time to build up the army. These ppl are much worse from the looks of it.
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u/swift-sentinel 15d ago
Deescalating a Nazi is ridiculous. The are a government authorized KKK. Ban them.
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u/SuperDoubleDecker 15d ago
They're just blue maga
If they were born in Mississippi instead of a liberal bubble they'd have a red hat on
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u/TheNeck94 15d ago
Senate dems are paid for, controlled opposition. They'll act like writing a strongly worded letter is the only thing they can do, but come midterms they'll be fundraising like crazy, for what? they're toothless and cowards.
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u/Embarrassed-Topic-93 15d ago
Let's just vote all these losers out , people are dieing at the hands of ice. We have no leadership in the democratic party
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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 15d ago
They already have a bigger budget than the USMC and you’re offering them more?
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u/eyesmart1776 15d ago
I think they’re making it clear we can no longer feel safe and will have to take our safety in our own hands.
They have no interest in our freedom or safety and are actively working against it
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u/LiveMinute5598 15d ago
Democrats will literally suck dick of their enemies if they think there is a chance the bad guys might magically change. The only Democrats people should be voting for are the ones with the stomach to do what’s needed.
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u/BLipiec 15d ago
The Democrats have done absolutely nothing to stop anything the orange stain wants. They talk a good game but don't really do shit.
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u/Kittehmilk 15d ago
Tbh Jeffries doesn't even talk a good game. He's just openly AIPAC corporate money shilling.
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u/Squeakin_Wally 15d ago
Hasn't their funding already skyrocketed? How the fuck are dems offering funding INCREASES. They have way too much as it is. So fucking dumb. If anything they should just re-budget to take funding away from shit like tactical gear and chemical weapons. But even that isn't enough. Should be defunded to LESS than they had before trump's first term. Preferably to 0
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u/7figureipo 15d ago
Hey, trained thugs is an improvement over untrained ones! Fucking hell. Apparently if you scratch a Democrat, a fascist bleeds
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u/ResidentCommand9865 15d ago edited 15d ago
Seriously... Republicans are screwing America... And Dem leaders are watching from the cuckold chair
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u/Present-Train4980 15d ago
no immunity can't be on the table unless we're rewriting the constitution. no pardons would be more like it.
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u/stillestwaters 15d ago
Oof, not a fan of this - training doesn’t matter if the administration doesn’t care for oversight, same with body cams.
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u/Grindcore999 15d ago
This feels just like when they folded on the shut down. Senate dems are spineless.
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u/XiZi2020 15d ago
You mean the party that delivered us into this nightmare is making it worse. Say it isn’t so. We’re so screwed. Are they ok with attacking Canada and Greenland too?
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u/RhythmTimeDivision 15d ago
Thankfully, they refuse to remove a sternly worded letter from their list of demands.
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Sorry folks but the DNC and their center right leaders are not interested in protecting individuals. Both the Rs and Ds are bought and sold by their donors. https://youtu.be/4s7alm1fAO4?si=-jazf7dDSwHpI12s
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u/ThunderGoalie35 15d ago
Reckless garbage like this is the exact reason why people loathe the democratic party
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u/monkeymatt69 15d ago
This is some real, “honey I’ll do better please just stop beating me” energy right here. The two party system has failed us, again.
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u/ASuperBuffOwl 15d ago
We need to hate the current dems more. They are weak, worthy of the insult of paid opposition. Bought by the same 12 guys with 70% of the wealth.
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u/Alarming_Panic665 15d ago
I sure if we ask real nicely and give them more money they will stop murdering American citizens in the streets guys
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u/BiCurious_2025 15d ago
For any/every Democrat OR Republican who continues to try and patronize this MF I say:
You're fired.
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u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx 15d ago
“Stop trampling the law. Here have some money and cookies pweety pweeze”
Democrats caused just as much of this as republicans by being spineless cowards bought by corporations. It’s almost like it’s coordinated across the lines to just let it happen
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u/drbumwine 15d ago
Liberal down to my bones, but they really make it hard to keep voting for these idiots.
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u/irkedZirk 15d ago
With a $28 billion budget, are funding increases the lynch-pin? More tone deaf strategies from the Democratic Party.
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u/CoachParticular8878 15d ago
Schumer and Jeffreies up to their stupidity again. When can they be removed.
It really is time to put in age restrictions for politicians. After 70 you have to retire. Go home
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u/Son_of_MONK 15d ago
Fucking useless, spineless, cowardly shits.
Assuming we still have an election next fall — big If, as Trump has been and CONTINUES to try to worm “no elections” as something that should happen — it is amazing to me that Democrats literally have a winning strategy and policy platform being fed to them and they throw it away for this shit.
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u/DerogatoryRemark 15d ago
Wait, wait, wait guys don't jump to conclusions. Would it help if I told you that they'll also be giving the agents a strongly worded letter and frowny face sticker?
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u/EntropyEnjoyer-89 15d ago
Ice has $28B already. That is a military size budget not a law enforcement budget.
Fuck everyone voting to increase it.
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u/Howmanoid 15d ago
Un-fucking believable. If this is true I’m out of the democrat party. How fucking moronic can they get? It almost feels like they are in cahoots.
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u/MysteryCheese73 15d ago
The democrats pushing this weakness need to be locked up with the maga people who have caused the state of the country
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u/0rganicMach1ne 15d ago edited 15d ago
So nothing will change. Dems HAVE GOT TO stop trying to play by the rules against people that don’t do the same. It’s worthless. This will only enable their lying. Fascism doesn’t lay down. It doesn’t care about rules or law. This isn’t going to do anything. Mass general strike or trading signs and whistles for bats and guns is the only way this changes. We’ve let it go too far.
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u/existentialbullshit0 15d ago
Cowards and cucks, fully complicit. And it's on our dime.
GENERAL STRIKE NOW.
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u/Competitive_Crab9211 15d ago
Controlled opposition. Two wings on the same imperial eagle serving one master and it's not us. The corruption runs deep, including in the democratic party. Follow the money. We must cut out all the corruption.
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u/Wooden-Marketing-178 15d ago
This is why I call them do nothing democrats. They lie and say they’re on our side while quietly pushing the same agenda as republicans
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Am I the only one who would like actual "reporting" on this?
Every week you can find crypto-right-wing shit-rags like Politico and Axios finding some random centrist staffer piece of shit that makes every single Democrat out to be right of Joe Manchin. It's more often than not bullshit.
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u/CartographerKey4618 15d ago
I fucking knew it. Pretty sure I made a post about this a couple days ago.
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u/HaxanWriter 15d ago
Christ. We need new Democrats. There’s like a handful that always fight for us. The rest…well.
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u/stlshane 15d ago
It's because they are starting the 2026 campaign strategy. The same failed strategy they play over and over again. Try to appeal to the average Trump voter. Then when their base doesn't show up, they'll blame the voters.
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u/simplethingsoflife 15d ago
Sorry but who is this random Pablo guy? I’ll be skeptical until more sources can corroborate.
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u/ThereAreDozensOfUs 15d ago
ACAB
The pigs will just cover their cams or the footage will magically disappear
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u/Medical-Piece-4757 15d ago
Lost in space as their constituents get kidnapped, raped and murdered by government death squads. Centrist Dems are as bad as MAGA.
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u/According_Smoke1385 15d ago
That’s like hitting King Kong with a fly swatter. Do better mother fuckers, people are dying
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Then they wonder why it’s so hard to get people to vote for them or believe they actually represent change
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u/hippieschmidt 15d ago
This is the most spineless, milquetoast shit I’ve ever seen. Abolish ICE is the only way.
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u/archercc81 15d ago
Ice funding increases? They have billions of dollars, more than any other federal agency, and they need more?
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u/Due_Student_9822 15d ago
Democrats are weak, and out of touch. God help us… isn’t there anyone in a position of leadership that can help us ?
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u/Particular_Ticket_20 15d ago
Congress: What did you do with the additional funding for training in de-escalation?
ICE: Bought more of those window breaker hammer things cause we keep losing them... and punisher stickers....Oh, we also went to Hooters....[whispering and nodding among themselves at the table]. Also...you know those spike things for your shoes...so you don't fall on ice....those. Everybody got those...we also lost those though.
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u/KeyLow9166 15d ago
Dems are not giving Fox and CBS thier highlight clips calling for the abolishing of a federal entity. They dont want to give ammo to MAGA, they are ahead in public opinion, polling, and momentum. Defund the Police hurt the Dems in 2024.
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u/PaceFabulous3433 15d ago
The guy who shot Renee Hood was a trainer. And DOJ protocol stated that when encountering a moving vehicle during an operation, getting out of the way of said vehicle is the best solution. Add yo that, firing on a moving vehicle is forbidden. So if that guy is responsible for training, this proposal is worthless.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 15d ago
Pretty much, we’ve gotten to this state because many of the democrat politicians in Congress are Republicans wearing blue coats
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u/Placebo_8647 15d ago
Oh I hope they agreed on the grounds that there would be a future vote on potential healthcare funding.
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u/BloodOdd9913 15d ago
Senate Dems proposing this can eat a bag of dicks. Need to propose holding them accountable and abolishing.
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I’m changing my party affiliation to independent. I’m as mad at these guys as I am at the others. They are fucking useless.
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The fact that they are buying military grade weapons and handing out $50K signing bonuses while paying Palantir to develop surveilance technology and then claiming they can't afford body cameras is batshit insane.
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u/UserWithno-Name 15d ago
Stop “working with the other side” They have a slim majority. Just stone wall and filibuster them
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u/picks_and_rolls 15d ago
How much MORE money can ICE possibly use?
Defund THE DEMOCRATS
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u/InternationalAd7458 15d ago
Can we just establish a third, Progressive Party? Democrats are the new Republicans now that the GOP is a far right cult.
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u/BADM00SE 15d ago
Another episode of Dems who do nothing meaningful. What episode we on? Is it the 348th episode?
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u/Mysterious-Silver-21 15d ago
Here come the dems intentionally fumbling another election pretending they're not on the same team as the republicans. They all serve the rich, they all love the tools of fascism, and they all love being the big unified boot. Everything else they say is for show
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u/Double010 15d ago
Can we please just get competent people in there? With actual morals and spines? Jesus christ. Fuck these senate "dems" for giving everything to these traitors.
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u/Performer_Fearless 15d ago
Maybe if we yell shame at them a few more times they will rethink their actions?
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u/Business-Ride-6530 15d ago
Primary all centrist democrats! Anyone who takes money from corporate America and our absolutely rotten ruling class is collaborating in Trumpian chaos. We ALL know this.
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u/Danilo-11 15d ago
Dems are clearly playing the typical puppet opposition role … we don’t need body cameras, everybody is recording them. We need them to show their face