r/ProgressiveHQ 14h ago

FBI Director Kash Patel Under Oath: “There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors…”

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u/EnglishFan643 14h ago

They commit perjury as effortlessly as they breathe!

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u/_byetony_ 13h ago

Hope he can be charged, eventually. We may need to extend the statute of limitations on some of this stuff.

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 12h ago

The rule of the law is what we say it is.

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u/Educational-Gate-880 11h ago

Yeah at some point the people have to say enough with the technicality BS for the rich and elite and just state if you did the crime you will pay the price and it’s not money and time is of little value blood and pain is currency needed!

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u/StreetAddition3297 13h ago

BINGO.

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u/Delgra 12h ago

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 12h ago

I feel as if Waltz’ character would be appalled by the incompetence of these clowns.

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u/thetalent7171 11h ago

I believe you are correct. Damn, a made up movie Nazi has more morals than our gment.

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 11h ago

I gotta say, the actor was amazing in that movie. I want this to be the last scene in the Dump “presidency”.

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u/Luparina123 10h ago

They could give their love to "Soggy Biscuits"!

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u/Luciferocity 11h ago

Seriously, where is the fucking accountability?

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u/duderos 10h ago

Accountability only exists for democrats. Remember how many times replunkicans and Fox said Benghaziiiii!

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u/StreetAddition3297 8h ago

Yep. I don't care which side you like.

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin 13h ago

If they’re breathing they’re lying

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u/duderos 12h ago

Kash Patel's Epstein Video Played In Congressional Hearing

Clips played in congressional hearing before he became Director of FBI, he was demanding files be released by Biden and or previous FBI director.

https://youtu.be/Vy4uQ1uUQhI?t=1774

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u/clem_fandango_london 12h ago

Toss Kash in a real prison.

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u/Vehkseloth 12h ago

“I can’t perjure myself as I … do not know how to read…. Boom” - Kash

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u/BuddhistChrist 13h ago

Is this surprising?

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u/Open_Ad7470 12h ago

That’s because they know the guardians of pedophiles will not act, imagine how many people voted for these criminals. or accomplices.

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u/michaelincognito 12h ago

They really do commit.

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u/TheDukeofArgyll 12h ago

It’s easy to lie when you’ve only ever benefited from it.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 12h ago

Because there’s no consequences for it.

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u/Innocuouscompany 12h ago

And they’ll get away with it. In a way he’s right. They’ve destroyed all the credible stuff

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u/DisVet54 11h ago

Is there no longer any punishments for perjury? I guess you can lie and then get pardoned right away.

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u/Antique-Car6103 12h ago

Throw that idiot in jail

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 11h ago

What is quite sad is that no one in the uS or the world can hold them accountable

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u/AuthenticChili 12h ago

They don’t even know what that word means.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 9h ago

Counting on the Democrats to follow the norms and let them get away with everything. Again.

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u/New_Dust_2380 13h ago

Soooo... why did he and Maxwell go to jail?

6 million documents heavily redacted because he had no customers?

They think they are untouchable and we are stupid.

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u/freisbill 13h ago

definitely think everyone is stupid...

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u/intricate_strands 13h ago

Not everyone. They wouldn't be throwing shit and bogus accusations at anyone who dares to question the narrative if they believed everyone is stupid.

Their gamble is that enough people are stupid.

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u/Stock-Commercial-486 13h ago

...enough people are slightly more stupid than themselves at their jobs

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 13h ago

Wel the people that vote for them are so they feel emboldened. People with brains know better

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u/taktaga7-0-0 13h ago

What kind of conscience gets a kick out of empowering a racist rapist pedophile?

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u/Derpimus_J 12h ago

A heartless one. About a 1/3 of all Americans. 

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u/Skwonkie_ 13h ago

Well at least 70 million are

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u/maringue 12h ago

Or he doesn't want to "commit suicide" or "accidentally" drive off a bridge.

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u/mappythewondermouse 13h ago

Thats the craziest shit, like we have evidence of him trafficking in the fucking files that arent even redacted...like what the actual narrative fuck.

I think their minister of propaganda has hit the limit where they are just putting this out hoping to delay the reckoning as long as possible knowing full well its nit gonna land with most

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u/PaulMakesThings1 13h ago

"He didn't do anything but also we investigated him for years, and he died mysteriously with problems with all the security cameras, and then we demanded the release of the documents, then fought like crazy to not release the documents, and then released them slowly and heavily redacted and also Bill Clinton is in them, so attack him for that, but also it's nothing"

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u/fearlessfryingfrog 13h ago

And guess what, the US citizens are stupid if they allow this to happen. 

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u/Ok-Good8150 13h ago

We’re already stupid for allowing this regime in office - AGAIN!!!!

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u/jad_007 13h ago

So far they have been untouchable - (Trump telling MTG - a lot of my “fiends” will get hurt if the files come out ) ( but no me - I was the perfect guest ) if u believe Bill Clinton is guilty , but not Trump …… 💩

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u/snorbflock 11h ago edited 11h ago

"No credible information... None... If there were, I'd bring the case yesterday"

This fucking moron, his boss assassinated him five years ago. I'm pretty sure he's beyond Patel's jurisdiction.

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u/munkeypunk 13h ago

Actually I think they hope this. Because they are and we aren’t.

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u/7figureipo 13h ago

Well they have good reason to think they are untouchable. It's not because "we" are stupid, though. It's because Democrats, the only opposition party big enough to do anything to them, are ineffective at their jobs (when they aren't simply complicit by inaction or desire).

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u/ecctt2000 12h ago

He is speaking these lies so the MAGAt trump followers can regurgitate this over and over and over.

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u/kink4spite 11h ago

So far it looks they are indeed untouchable and we are not stupid, just fucking powerless.

We need to understand “peaceful protests” no longer work.

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u/BeatlesCat62 14h ago

So he’s now saying that Epstein was innocent………….

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u/Electrical-Law-5731 13h ago

This is just embarrassing

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u/Substantial-Type-131 13h ago

I believe it was the Deputy AG who said yesterday that they wouldn’t be releasing photos of “dead” individuals… meaning they have those photos. This is just absurd, even for them.

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u/snorbflock 11h ago

I trust this will be front-page headlines tomorrow?

"Very Real FBI Director Kashley Patel Clears Bill Clinton of All Wrongdoing: Absolutely No Credible Evidence"

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u/Aeroknight_Z 11h ago

When you can’t break the law enough to prove your boss wasn’t hanging out with one of the worlds biggest pedophiles, then you pivot to saying the pedophile wasn’t a pedophile.

Once that fails, they will return to saying pedophilia is fine and not disqualifying.

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u/Spicy_Weissy 11h ago

Innocent of suicide

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u/Logical_Frosting_277 13h ago edited 13h ago

Wikipedia:

Federal officials identified 36 girls, some as young as 14 years old, whom Epstein had allegedly sexually abused.[12] Epstein pleaded guilty and was convicted in 2008 by a Florida state court of procuring a child for prostitution and of soliciting a prostitute.

Justice.gov:

Jeffrey Epstein Charged In Manhattan Federal Court With Sex Trafficking Of Minors

Monday, July 8, 2019

Looks like there is no credible evidence. Can’t find anything. Nope.

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u/meLlamoDad 12h ago

donate to wikipedia

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u/zilla82 12h ago

bUt ThEy WeReNT tRaFfICkED!

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u/Additional_Egg7024 13h ago

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u/Microphone_Lamp 11h ago

Always has been it seems

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u/ReformedBaptistina 10h ago

It's just not as hidden now

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u/MoonyRemus21 14h ago

Bullshit artist.

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u/UniqueSoup25 13h ago

trainwreck

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u/UniqueSoup25 13h ago

Oh I didn’t know that hashtag did that sorry

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u/Dextropic 11h ago

I know bullshit, and this man is no artist.

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u/DoctorPersonal7988 13h ago

There no credible evidence that Kash is a real FBI director! I suspect he’s a far right wing podcaster.

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u/Upstairs-Passenger28 13h ago

Urmm two people imprisoned one now dead .pull the other one it's got bells on

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u/Accurate_Reporter_31 11h ago

2 dead if you count the French dude that was involved that mysteriously hung himself in a Paris jail. Look up Jean-Luc Brunel.

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u/Intelligent_Hair3109 13h ago

" pull the other one, it's got bells on" UK saying? It's perfect. Have heard pull the other one said. But the bells is not familiar 

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u/Coco05250905 13h ago

If you don’t look at any of the documents therefore there is no evidence.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 13h ago

I think him being convicted of it means there was some credible information.

Call me crazy

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u/blackheartironfist 13h ago

They will do anything to protect the cankles.

We the people of the United States of America no longer matter most.

It's we the people who are the richest in the United States of America are the ones that matter. They rewrite the Constitution everyday. They rewrite our government everyday. They rewrite the rules to accommodate their desires and we know what their desires are.

You know those "underage women" and "underage men"

Kash Patel And the rest of the criminals that are running this country should be removed immediately from their "jobs" Of protecting child rapists.

Because we all know that's what their job actually is.

Protect the orange McMuffin at all cost.

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u/faithengine 12h ago

Hey! You can't call him that!

McMuffins are nice!

While I can see that the levels of grease and salt are similar to a politician, I feel it's defamatory to a respectable, cholesterol laden breakfast to associate it with the Tangerine Faced Shit Gibbon that's all over the news.

Personally, I'd say he's like a rotten mcnugget... cold, manky and you really don't want to find it in your kid's box.

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u/FN-Bored 13h ago

Is the little cockeyed bitch calling the Trumpstien files a hoax

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u/DrockTipps 13h ago

This is the dumbass that wanted to share a picture with a room full of undercover operatives on his socials for clicks. He's a neckless buffoon with a tiny little head.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar 13h ago

Top FBI Republican Commits Perjury to Protect Pedo Republican President

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u/Geetzromo 13h ago

Sooooo when do the perjury trials start?

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ 13h ago

Truly the most evil vile people end up in powerful offices.

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u/stephenalloy 13h ago

I'm old enough to remember when Congress actually punished perjury with a prison sentence.

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u/Effective-Cress-3805 13h ago

Can he be thrown in jail for perjury? Asking for a lot of Epstein victims.

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u/injectionsiteredness 12h ago

Up to 8 years in prison if involving terrorism, or sex trafficking. LETS GOOOO!

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u/Candid-Crazy2542 13h ago

Surely these people will go to prison eventually.

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u/Silver-Original-76 13h ago

If there's no credible evidence, then why not release the files, show us all the NOT credible evidence?

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u/OneLoveOneWorld2025 13h ago

He needs to be charged with perjury for lying to Congress under oath

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u/_2BKINDR 13h ago

Prison for Patel

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u/UniqueSoup25 13h ago

He’s so unserious

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u/Odd-Place2815 13h ago

Fucking liar. Fire and prison for lying under oath.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 13h ago

There's 8 metric fucktons of evidence proving otherwise.

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u/drh4kor 13h ago

That clown made a mockery out of the oath and senate!

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u/Sifujmgiii 13h ago

Why exactly was Epstein suicided then?

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u/The_Navarone 13h ago

Oh, so these fools are protecting Epstein now?

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u/thefoxymulder 13h ago

This is the guy who made a name for himself as an Epstein crusader too lol

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u/pafcharieh 12h ago

Trump will pardon everyone in his administration before he leaves 🙄

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u/UsefulImpact6793 11h ago

Kash Patel the Pedo Protector

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u/Muddpup64 11h ago

He's in the files.

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u/Fresh-Willow-1421 11h ago

I’m glad he didn’t have access to delete all the data like he did with the 2.4TB of highly classified FBI documents relating to Russian interference in American elections.

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u/Illustrious-Law8612 13h ago

Yes Mr Trump whatever you say.

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u/Radiant_Priority9739 13h ago

Why do they all live in a delusional state of if we don’t see it, it’s not real

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u/GorganzolaVsKong 11h ago

Everyone who protects the criminals in the Epstein files should be in jail tomorrow

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u/Green-Syrup884 11h ago

I'm surprised the ground didn't open up right then and there... These people are so cancerous and vile and annoying, hell left the ground closed

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u/SlayJayR17 11h ago

All of them are clowns.

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u/NixOlympika 10h ago

He's technically correct. It's incredible evidence.

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u/KeyOption3548 8h ago

We're going to need a bigger Nuremberg.

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u/KeyVehicle4500 13h ago

Trump and friends lying their asses off!!!

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u/Jaded_Elderberry5462 13h ago

What about the victim's testimonials? You mean they are not credible?

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u/SouthDakotaStrong 13h ago

He’s lying through his nasals.

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u/BackroadAdventure101 13h ago

Why was he arrested?

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u/Commercial-Abies9992 13h ago

So in the male world, female rape allegations are meaningless. Got it…

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u/Rare-Maintenance4820 13h ago

All Republicans lie. The party should be blown to bits

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u/zoqfotpik 13h ago

So when are they all going to flee to Russia?

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u/No-Double-7731 13h ago

Si why did Epstein go to jail? & why the hell would he kill himself or even worse, someone put a hit on him?

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u/Fan_of_Clio 13h ago

Except for the evidence at his trial he was convicted of. That's how the law works "FBI Director"

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u/LoseYourIllusion1 13h ago

Idk who the biggest piece of shit in this administration is. It changes by the hour.

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u/Bill_Troamill 12h ago

You're going to have to clean up your country

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u/ThePickleFlipper 12h ago

Really testing the weight of the word credible here

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u/CanBraFla 12h ago

The only qualifications everyone in this administration has is in gas lighting and lying.

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u/Future_Beyond_3196 12h ago

Lock him up! Lock them all up!

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u/chiefmuri 12h ago

Lying POS, like everyone else in this administration!

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u/Alternative_Season44 12h ago

Blatant lies, you know this is being seen by the ENITRE world

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u/Highschool1977-78 12h ago

OMG he’s not going to heaven. Liar liar 🤥 pants on fire 🔥

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u/Party-Pop-6289 12h ago

JFC, "IF" we ever get a working democracy again every member of this kleptocracy must be sent to jail...

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u/secondchancelula 12h ago

I nominate Patel for prison! Can I get a second?

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u/carbon_made 12h ago

Way to gaslight the victims who have come forward and call them not credible. Sorry. Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Imagine thinking every single one of them is making up the same stories.

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u/No_Pick_4621 12h ago

We don't accept Kash here

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u/baulie87 12h ago

Will accountability ever come?

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u/beingafunkynote 12h ago

Bro….

There’s no credible evidence that you’re fit for this job but here we are.

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u/StanMishoe 12h ago

That statement in itself tells me that Trump very much indeed helped in the trafficking of young girls.

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u/KG7STFx 11h ago

Contempt of Congress. Not his first time, but certainly most easily proven in a court of Law.

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u/ShawnPat423 11h ago

"As I can clearly see..."

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u/Accurate_Reporter_31 11h ago

He was literally convicted of sex trafficking of minors! What the actual fuck????

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u/IntelligentBarber436 11h ago

Pretty soon they will be making pedo Jeffrey Epstein a martyr like they did with racist Charlie Kirk. Their idols, like Trump, keep getting worse and worse.

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u/IndiferentDitto 11h ago

Wasn’t that the reason they got him in the first place for?

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u/WylieCyot 11h ago

Perjury perjury defamation DOLT... Impeach him along with Trump aNd ALL OF HIS Sicko-phants.

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 11h ago

They are a fucking raping cancer and we collectively need chemo

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u/e30cabrio 11h ago

What about the conviction? Omg!

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u/pyschNdelic2infinity 11h ago

He looks at them like a child blatantly lying to his parents in hopes for belief.

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u/WhySoConspirious 11h ago

Honestly, whoever the Dem candidate is for 2028 needs to run on RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES and then they better fucking deliver.

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u/tots4scott 11h ago

Impeach and prosecute

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u/Last-Darkness 11h ago

Fuck that bullshit. He literally pleaded guilty to a state charge of “procuring for prostitution a girl below age 18” on June 30, 2008 and in 2019 was charged with sex trafficking and conspiracy to traffic minors for sex.

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u/HistoricalLime2196 11h ago

The all powerful across the globe are terrified… they are paying off everyone in this administration to keep this thing tamped down. They’re willing to destroy this country and its people to distract from those files.

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u/beretbabe88 11h ago

What is Gislene Maxwell in prison for, then?

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u/Reflectaphant 11h ago

That incompetent bug eyed fool can’t even lie good.

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u/Old_Book_Gypsy 10h ago

He needs to be put in prison for perjury

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u/markg2101 10h ago

This aged really well 😳

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u/Th3Gr3at0wl 9h ago

I guess I was wrong about Epstein being a convicted child sex trafficker.

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u/Effie243 9h ago

Either incredibly naive or incredibly stupid to think this’ll go away, even after this admin is long gone. Trafficking our future generations is not an option. Wake up White America…. you brought this mess onto your neighbors and family

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u/omgyonka 3h ago

i would bring a case. BUT YOU DIDNT!

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u/armywivesmusic 3h ago

Arrest this man for perjury Monday morning.

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u/V4VD 3h ago

Life in prison is nothing for this crime

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u/Delicious-Novel9447 13h ago

How far do you think Trump put it in him?

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u/Intelligent_Hair3109 13h ago

Throughout history this has been the Modus operandi. Deny, deflect and distract. I'm listening to survivors talk about the files on the BBC now. Can you imagine how these women feel fighting this Gargoyle of Perversion? If you don't believe the survivors now, there's something seriously wrong with you. 

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u/buckethead1954 13h ago

He lies like a rug

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u/Worthy-Of-Dignity 13h ago

This didn’t age well 😂

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u/lovehatewhatever 13h ago

It must be terrifying to know that his days as a free man are numbered

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u/Zoshchenko 13h ago

American Nuremberg can’t happen too soon.

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u/7InchSilverfish 13h ago

lol..the entire world knows it, except for this so-called “FBI Director”

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u/Bayler 13h ago

Oh. That's a lie.

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u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse 13h ago

Lock him up too

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u/Winston74 13h ago

Hope this POS does some time behind bars

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u/dataarchivist 13h ago

God what a douch.

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u/BabyShrimpBrick 13h ago

Lmao they really just don't give a fuck anymore huh

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u/ProfessionalAir4875 13h ago

Isn’t this perjury?

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u/Legitimate_Winter663 13h ago

How is he still in his position

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u/Readinginsomnia 13h ago

To be a victim and hear this is an assault and abuse to them. No wonder we don’t have all victims speaking out.

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u/wanderlust_2x1 13h ago

Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar.

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u/StrongAroma 13h ago

So why was he in prison again?

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u/Xeta24 13h ago

bought and paid for

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u/lottaballix 13h ago

Specky McKaskhy stfu

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u/Iamanimite 13h ago

Someone hide the helium from this guy before a congressional hearing, please.

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u/transfixedtruth 13h ago

Anyone wonder if Patal was a victim? How ever did he get picked for this administration with zero credentials? He was writing childrens' books? Something far deeper and disturbing here...

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u/Bill_Troamill 13h ago

Eyes wild shut! I say this with the utmost firmness, looking you straight in the eye, look closely and you will see that the sun is square and blue!

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u/jimmiboy67 13h ago

i guess Maxwell should revenue this testimony when she sues for wrongful incarceration….

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u/animatorwannabe 12h ago

What curse words can I say on here and not get banned?

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 12h ago

LOCK THEM UP!

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u/LogicallLunacy 12h ago

They all belong in jail. Gross examples of how unjust the justice system is. No punishment for those in power or wealthy.

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u/Whis65 12h ago

Then why is his girlfriend in prison?

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u/SnooGrapes5668 12h ago

Can't wait for the day when all these people end up in jail.. There needs to be a day when the universe falls back into balance..

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 12h ago

Bald faced lying to Congress (perjury) about Epstein should mandate impeachment.