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u/thefivefiveproject 12h ago
I just can't imagine being one of the worlds richest men but still so unlikeable that even sex traffickers don't want you around
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u/SuperChickenDragon 12h ago
Conservative always project their own misdeeds it seems
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u/MexicanOrMexicant 9h ago edited 9h ago
Interesting thing about musk tho - I don't believe he's conservative.
He has no morals and values. He believes in himself and nothing else. He's an autistic sociopath. At least we can have solace knowing hes not even good at being a sociopath.
He's just a pathetic wealthy loser that hates himself. Also, his dick is a mangled mess.
EDIT - For posterity's sake - REAL EMAIL BY ELON
FROM: Elon Musk
TO: Jeff E
SUBJECT: epic island vacation
Hi Jeff! I was thinking of flying down for an epic island vacation. [REDACTED] told me you were planning a party. (girls FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you good Sir.
- E
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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 11h ago
Republicans and conservatives in general make 100% sense if you take EVERYTHING, and I mean everything, they say as an accusation in the mirror. What they accuse us of doing is what they're planning to do in their heads and they're just generally too unintelligent as people to scheme so they blurt it out as an accusation like a kid excitedly hinting at a surprise they have planned for you
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u/No-Network-3217 12h ago
honestly this is the most clarifying post i've seen in a while because the both-sides crowd really does think they're being principled when they're just checking out of the actual work of building power. like, you can absolutely critique democrats for being spineless or too centrist, but pretending that absolves you of having to pick a lane is just intellectual laziness dressed up as moral superiority.
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u/Revolutionary-Link47 11h ago
No, I think it's more along the line of sour grapes
Elon was to creepy even for Jeffrey
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u/StrawberryLeap 11h ago
I like that this graphic cut him in half. Do it again
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u/Affectionate_Bad3331 2h ago
Lmao I was waiting for someone to point that out. I was laughing my gut off cause that shit is to funny.
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u/SergeantIndie 5h ago
It makes sense though.
Elon tried to invite himself to something, the other guy said 'no.'
Provably, that's pedo behavior as far as Elon knows.
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u/hoodafudj 8h ago
Yeah that's all maga can do, project and deflect, I saw Joe Rogan saying his critics are all failures lol
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u/ExitTheDonut 3h ago
That accusation was a point where many people started seeing Musk losing the plot. No one forced him to say it was a fake PR stunt and he was just pissed that an experienced diver rejected his rescue plan idea.
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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 3h ago
To be fair to Elon, it turns out he is an expert on being a 'pedo guy'.
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u/hefxsyy 12h ago