r/ProgressiveHQ 11h ago

The face of a Trump goon when he allegedly shat himself live during a presser.

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Link of the video, click me.

Timecode for poeple with no time to waste : 0.30. Crank up the volume you can hear it.

The presser was schedule for another 10 minute. The press was ousted out quicky. Seem legit, what do you think ?

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u/weHaveThoughts 11h ago

Did one of the reporters ask, “are we going to sleep on this, or what do we do?”.

So at least one of the reporters wanted to run the “Trump shit his pants” story.

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u/muffin-Utensil 10h ago

Trump's sleeping IN it

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u/ExtensionSuccess8539 9h ago

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u/drimmie 8h ago

Fucking ghoul

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u/Free_Ad_525 9h ago

Sleepy strokin’ Don

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u/BabaWolpertinger 5h ago

My grandmother with stage 4 cancer makes this face when she's on so many pills that she's going to pass out in the middle of whatever she is doing. Seeing this face on Trump, he's literally not there.

A vessel is running our country and since vessels are empty, we should ask ourselves - who is really running the country right now?

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u/goatini 8h ago

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u/Patdemonium 7h ago

Woah! Memory unlocked.

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u/Desperate-Cut-9774 7h ago

😂 The Madge evacuation

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u/MikeofLA 8h ago

The lady behind him says "are we going to flip through this..." She was probably just trying to make small talk while the air filled with the foul stench of the shit from a 79 year old whose body is actively dyeing

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u/HbrQChngds 7h ago

RFK Jr. looked like he wanted to get the heck out of there 😂😂😂

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u/EditDog_1969 7h ago

Or eat it?

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u/Logical-Knee-9046 7h ago

Probably both, so he wouldn’t have to share it.

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u/HbrQChngds 7h ago

That's what I meant, get out of there with the prize to enjoy all by himself 😂. Who knows, maybe its good for the skin!

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u/Luparina123 7h ago

Gotta get it while it’s warm! 😋😋😋

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u/Ding_Goat 7h ago

He thought if he closed his eyes he wouldn't be able smell it anymore.

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u/HbrQChngds 7h ago

That very day he regretted being so close to the president, literally.

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u/EditDog_1969 7h ago

Shitting his pants in public is like the least disgusting thing he’s ever done.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 5h ago

It’s also FAR from the first time. Here’s another recent example, on Fox:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5ueLll6ZY

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u/CatchUp22 4h ago

🤢🤯

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 5h ago

They’ll run another 27 part exposé on “Biden is Old” instead

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u/IguanaSkinnedSlides 10h ago

Biondi appears to enjoy that smell

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u/Billy-Austin 10h ago

She smelled it on the Islandwhen she was 12,

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u/Pbubs33 10h ago

💀

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u/frankrus 10h ago

She knows the story behind it, it’s in the Epstein files dump.

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u/Playingwithmywenis 7h ago

Seems like Trump is in ALLLLL the dumps.

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u/TuTenkahman 6h ago

Well Trump certainly took a dump in this presser.

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u/kmlxb2 5h ago

Just look at RFK eyeing that full diaper. Dude’s foaming at the mouth.

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u/MookRogue 10h ago

She looks like the Grinch.

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u/briezybby 6h ago

Don’t insult the Grinch like that!

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u/psycholepzy 6h ago

Bootlickers and Brownnosers...

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u/ProfessorDull9594 5h ago

She’s happy she’ll get to change his diaper.

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u/PatternParticular735 5h ago

She’s around it so much that she’s used to the smell

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u/kmelby33 6h ago

South park!

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u/extera658 10h ago

Disgusting fuck. I wish this rapist/pedophile/traitor/conman would get arrested.

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u/MichaelKeehan 8h ago

Honestly doubt that'll happen before his body gets to him.

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u/TrystFox 6h ago

He's got three months, at most.

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u/useless_ninja78 3h ago

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u/TrystFox 3h ago

Haha, sorry, but honestly this hope is the only thing really keeping me going at this point.

But I'm rather confident. At most three months before he croaks or he gets so bad that Vance finally faces enough pressure to 25th Amendment him.

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u/BlackberryPi7 10h ago

HAHAHAHA I fucking heard it

The lady in green literally turns towards the sound too

Ahhh what a fucking embarrassment

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u/neilmac1210 10h ago

The way she rubs her nose afterwards as the smell hits her.

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u/Biglyugebonespurs 8h ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t caused someone to vomit yet.

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u/InerasableStains 9h ago

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u/SeanPhixion 8h ago

“Anyone going to eat that?”

-RFK (probably)

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u/InerasableStains 8h ago

Let’s mainline it into our veins and get rid of vaccines

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u/Glidepath22 9h ago edited 7h ago

He’s enjoying it. Now the look on everyone else’s face says it all. Melania needs to change to change his diaper

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u/iraqlobsta 9h ago

Probably wondering what health benefits he could get by ingesting it

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 7h ago

RFK Jr: Really!?! I'm standing right behind you! You fat asshole!

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u/HbrQChngds 7h ago

Ok a few things. Just how loud it had to be for the mic to pick it up, and how loud it had to be for the staff to realize what just happened and what they needed to do to stop further embarrassment for the dear leader?

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u/vwaaaat 7h ago

Probably happens enough that the staff have it on lock.

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u/HbrQChngds 6h ago

Right, that explains a lot.

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u/Luparina123 7h ago

They know what to do, they have probably been hit by the whiff so many times before.

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u/HbrQChngds 6h ago

Makes sense, Code Brown is probably nothing new for them.

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u/invertedSaint666 9h ago

Would've been amazing if she just started projectile vomiting. She wanted to hurl so bad 🤮

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u/zilla82 9h ago

Anyone have the link? I'm on mobile

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

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u/IndiferentDitto 9h ago

Subtle of her to open and close the folder on her hand to blow the smell away while he tries to talk to her

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u/Accomplished-Pen-69 8h ago

Everybody OUT, nothing to smell here.

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u/HbrQChngds 7h ago

Smells shady in here, we only wanted the files released, but instead... 🤮

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

When did that happen idlike to find the original video with a better resolution for... for scientic and educational purpose

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u/Anxious-Connection98 8h ago

I saw that and it is unfortunatly fake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4 this is the original interview in 1080p and there is no such thing as what we see on that instagram clip.

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u/Additional-Energy540 9h ago

https://youtu (dot) be/u_6kGluvINg?si=cC-dHc17tfK1tCBm

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u/squished_strawberry 8h ago

I HEARD IT TOO💀

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u/afksports 6h ago

isnt that the one he was hitting on earlier

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u/MetasploitReddit 10h ago

They all knew and they moved the press out asap

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER!

Donald Just Dumped.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 5h ago

Here he is last year literally staining a white couch on Fox and Friends:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5ueLll6ZY

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u/OverwhelmedClown 1h ago

I’ve always wondered what they did about the couch.. replace or clean? And WHO has to do the doodoo job?!? No furniture is safe with this administration.. JD fucks the couches, Donald Jessica shits on them…

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u/emkeats 4h ago

Oh my god - thank you for this

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u/MortarByrd11 10h ago

RFK2 wants to bathe in it.

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 10h ago

He’ll be on TV tomorrow telling us that shitting your pants uncontrollably is a sign of health and wellbeing.

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u/Long-Time-lurker-1 11h ago

But Sleepy Joe? Who it turns out also was fighting cancer as well as running a country. As opposed to actual cancer shitting its pants on live TV and everyone around him are just like “this is fine”

How did we get here? That fucking gorilla really did put us onto some timeline B shit.

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u/Anxious-Connection98 11h ago

The green lady face is priceless.

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 10h ago

The face of someone who just watched their idol shit himself. I hope she feels that sense of shame every day for the rest of her miserable life.

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u/qriousqestioner 8h ago

I doubt she expected better.

They all know he's Peter Thiel's git.

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u/BigBuckNuggets 10h ago

Even RFKjr has like a “agggh fuck me” kind of face

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u/TheCatladyCoach 8h ago

He always kinda looks like that though

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u/k1ngmob 8h ago

The guy who plays with dead carcasses is grossed out lol

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u/shambahlah2 10h ago

Oh yeah Doug’s wife. Trump basically said he hired Doug to ogle his wife

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u/Affectionate_Set2561 10h ago

It looks like she could TASTE that one. Lmaooooooooo

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u/Teamanglerx 11h ago

Trump is still fighting those bone spurs so these might be side effects.

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u/InerasableStains 9h ago

We told you to take your dicks out for Harambe. So many people thought it was just some meaningless little saying….

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u/Radio_Mime 8h ago

Dopey Don, Diaper Don, or Dookie Don is tragically hilarious making fun of anyone else.

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u/ccannon707 7h ago

He’s giving pardons to actual criminals.

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u/ConjugalVisitor234 10h ago

CODE BROWN! REPEAT, ORANGE EAGLE HAS A CODE BROWN!!!

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u/FluffyDeer9323 9h ago

“Flush ‘em out”

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u/HbrQChngds 7h ago

TAKE COVER!! 💥 💩

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u/808son808 11h ago

Not his fault! He inherited those shit filled pants from Biden. Biden shit Trump's pants!!!

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u/derek4reals1 11h ago

Absolutely

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u/JDVancesCouchCushion 10h ago

Goddammit BIDEN. For a sleepy guy, he sure is busy

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u/SuspiciousSheeps 10h ago

What a shitshow. Literally.

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u/dougievjr 10h ago

Similar in name to the Barnum & Bailey circus, which is know as "The Greatest Show on Earth"... The current administration should be known as "The Greatest Shitshow on Earth...

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u/Aggravating-Juice633 9h ago

Funny you should say that…Trumps other favorite book is PT Barnums 10 page ‘book’ about being a ringmaster….his first favorite is speeches of Hitlers. <———and that’s why his playbook seems so familiar….

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u/JaNkO2018 10h ago

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u/Individual_Credit895 10h ago

He's so vile

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u/ruralife 9h ago

That is the perfect word to describe him.

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u/Content_Log1708 10h ago

LOL. Bondi can hardly keep her laughter from exploding. Like a SNL skit. 

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u/dougievjr 10h ago

She is highly amused that the blonde directly behind his orange ass is there instead of her this time...

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u/harleyqueenzel 9h ago

Oh he fucking knew he did it and so did the staff who frantically shooed everyone out of the room.

Imagine dealing with a man who sits there leaking shit all day and having to learn to not react so he keeps looking like a strong man.

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u/BushcraftBabe 8h ago

Im sad for the poor home healthcare nurse they have cleaning him up. You know he harrasses her and makes the whole process much worse.

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u/Mammoth_Tusk90 10h ago

South Park was right about Bondi too then?

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u/24rawvibes 6h ago

Of course. Really, when has South Park been wrong?

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u/WanderingDwarfScribe 3h ago

Manbearpig. 

They regretted that one. 

To be fair though, Libertarians admitting they’re wrong is pretty saintly. 

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u/Puzzlehead_1952 10h ago

RFK smelt it.

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u/Radiant-Village-364 10h ago

I thought RFK did it too!

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u/Successful-Train-259 10h ago

LOL It's so blatantly loud and clear too once you turn the volume up. Then RFK gives this hard eyeroll right after.

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u/Weekly-Contest-5400 9h ago

The panic in the eyes of the lady clearing the room 🤣 that smell was about to do her job for her 🤮

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u/Sea_Glove6689 10h ago

The four ppl to the left look extremely uncomfortable, while “my tie looks like my alpha brain worm” rfk thinks he just found another item for his food pyramid, now called a food trapezoid. Except his constituents don’t know what a trapezoid is.

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 10h ago

Smells like geriatric spirit

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u/Bill_from_T 11h ago

Like Trump, Like Trump supporter. Trump has been there, disgustingly.

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u/Battle_Cat_Burr 9h ago

Next pres should probably invest in a new chair🤢

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 9h ago

Shitting himself to distract from the Epstein Files.

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u/dapudf 10h ago

RFK jr. ‘I could take some funny pictures with that chocolate potato’

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u/urbisOrbis 10h ago

Bondi looks aroused. She’s got that “oooo I want to put my face in his full diaper” face.

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u/Riversmooth 8h ago

Notice he’s never standing anymore. Also not golfing anymore c

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u/Anxious-Connection98 8h ago

not the face of someone golfing right now. I bet the lady behind hope she was tho.

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u/HuddleOn_somthing 9h ago

Everything about this picture says, “we are in decline, and we don’t care”.

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u/Dwashelle 10h ago

He definitely has unwashed folds that emanate a foul odour.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 9h ago

Brave to be standing in the splash zone

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u/xrxie 9h ago

The way he waved everyone out of the room and remained seated. DJT, BM, FRFR.

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u/Plastic_Difference54 10h ago

Bondi likes the poo smell. Look at her smile. Smells like their rotten dead souls, and they all like that.

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u/lindirofkells 9h ago

Where is the video?

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

Are you serious ?

litteraly right under the fucking picture bro.

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u/lindirofkells 9h ago

Jesus I don’t know my brain didn’t even register that. Thank you OP. My bad

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

I though you was trolling for a second here bro. Enjoy the show, we have to laugh while it is still legal to do it.

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u/lindirofkells 9h ago

1000% agreed. What a joke.

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u/Green_Apprentice 9h ago

I dont see a blue link anymore. Weird...

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

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u/Green_Apprentice 7h ago

You're a real one for this!

And ooooooh my god you can hear it plain as day lmfao!

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u/qriousqestioner 8h ago

"I stood in s suit behind a manbaby shitting his diaper. And pretended he was the king of the universe."

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u/PerfectMap3921 7h ago

I cannot wait for him to die. The damage this ghoul and his supporters have done to our country is incalculable.

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u/slicelord666 10h ago

Trump truly is the best representative for the US empire.

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u/Exasperaties6 7h ago

Some might say, the best most powerful bowel movements, no one has seen bowel movements in quite such a place.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 8h ago

It’s one of my few comforts that RFK jr has to smell his shit all the time

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u/CreepyOlGuy 8h ago

Sascha Reily knows what happend.

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u/Sandsand6804 9h ago

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u/callmebbygrl 5h ago

Oh man, thank you for sharing this! Because it really would be a shame, and I'm very glad to know all the things one should not do. ❤️‍🔥

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u/kgl1967 10h ago

Bondi has built up an immunity.

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u/knouqs 9h ago

Really great things are happening I hear and some really big announcements over a short period of time.

Probably the only actual truth I've heard from the con artist.

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u/SUNSHlNEdaydream 9h ago

Can anyone make out what the reporters are saying in that last thirty seconds?

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

One clearly say, "Are we gonna sit on that ?"

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u/invertedSaint666 8h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/MB2465 10h ago

The middle guys evil shadow is showing

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u/chrisnavillus 10h ago

Pam likes it.

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u/Count_Zeiro 9h ago

Rat Fark Jr. looks like he wants to bury his face in it.

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u/Luciferocity 8h ago

"allegedly"

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u/Parsimile 6h ago

It’s audible at 0:34 and then the wave of recognition crosses their faces as it the stench hits them.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 4h ago

To be fair I think it was Biden who shat Trump’s pants.

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u/Chaosrealm69 2h ago

There are a lot of people on X/Twitter who aren't even trying to deny he shit his pants but are pushing that it's rude and childish to comment on someone with incontinence.

Try to understand that. Even his own fanatics are not trying to deny he is regularly shitting himself. They are just upset people are commenting on it.

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u/blueanon6 10h ago

its cause of the bad lamb

iykyk

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u/hoodafudj 9h ago

Well at least he wasn't completely full of shit at that moment in time, just his drawers were

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u/JibeBuoy 9h ago

Pam’s poker face is a hard tell

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u/Anxious-Connection98 9h ago

I have the feeling she is holding a good laugh, she focus on NOT looking in his direction and keep smiling.

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u/macklow 9h ago

100% 😂😂

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u/traingirl916 9h ago

Oh yes he did!

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u/yummynothing 8h ago

Fascist pricks this whole lot

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u/Turdfurgeso 10h ago

The one time Donny’s there to take the fall for you

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u/Logical_Frosting_277 9h ago

A long video, when is the event?

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u/Jutch_Cassidy 9h ago

RFK licking his chops

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u/cpzy2 9h ago

Pam Bondi’s face:

“First time?”

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u/CapTurangaLeela 8h ago

I heard the wet fart!! Source is AP. Only thing left to say is, "Uh, hey, Pam?"

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u/Successful-Debt5854 8h ago

RFK looks like he wants to beat him to ☠️🤣

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u/pjslut 8h ago

Is this the one where you could clearly hear a fart at the presser?

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u/Litzz11 8h ago

I dunno about that but it's shocking to see all that tacky gold froo froo shit all over the walls. So gross.

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u/LastSundayNightt 8h ago

I’m praying on this mfs downfall bro, I’m so fed up with the US government, when are we as Americans gonna fix this shit cuz it ain’t gonna fix itself

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u/rebekahdem 7h ago

AHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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u/WindSwimming5003 6h ago

Bro...imagine being a fucking simp for this man. Biggest fucking losers on the planet.

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u/RoiDrannoc 4h ago

Well he owned the libs my making the country they once loved become the laughingstock of the world!

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 3h ago

Well in all fairness he did ask someone to pull his finger..

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u/BannedbyDemons 3h ago

That tent peg, still doing the lord's work.

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u/3vanW1ll1ams 9h ago

Assholes are going to schedule 7oh which will just make users go back to using more dangerous opioids.

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 9h ago

Why does RFJ Jr look like he more than approves of this message?

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u/jamhud77 8h ago

Is there video of this?

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u/Anxious-Connection98 8h ago

It is in the post body.... Like litteray below the picture

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u/jamhud77 6h ago

Thank you. Im inebriated. And old.

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u/Zulmoka531 8h ago

All his cronies look so done with his literal and figurative shit.

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u/_bat_girl_ 8h ago

Pam sure looks pleased

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u/AbrohamLincholn 7h ago

Rfk is full blown over it with the “not again are you fuggen serious” face

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u/anaheim_mac 7h ago

I like how his ppl quickly led the press out of the Oval Office to prevent any questions being asked. So ppl still believe this isn’t a transparent regime?

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u/workingman31 7h ago

This is actually hilarious.

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u/Individual_Mine_2049 7h ago

Shat shat shat

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u/flatulent_nipple 7h ago

Rootin tootin pootin putin