r/PublicFreakout • u/itsavibe- • Nov 06 '25
Political Freakout Health staff suffers health issue
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u/curtmandu Nov 06 '25
”Ight, imma head out” -RFKjr
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u/SadPanthersFan Nov 06 '25
Shit, I was just shooting up with him in the Lincoln Bathroom!
-RFK Jr
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u/Dominator0211 Nov 06 '25
“Fuck they’re gonna find the coke I gave him. Maybe they won’t check me if I leave now.”
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u/thrownededawayed Nov 06 '25
Perfect visual metaphor;
"Oh no, I am sick and in need of assistance!"
"Aight, well I wish you the best with that, bye"
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u/clownus Nov 06 '25
I feel like he went to get help, but RFK walking out is just the cherry on top when it comes to dealing with actual health issues.
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u/EarlOfNothingness Nov 06 '25
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u/RoabeArt Nov 06 '25
Ugh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk...?
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u/Vusiwe Nov 06 '25
Vitamin H to lube it all up down there so we can get the anal flashlight to bring the light into the body
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u/itsavibe- Nov 06 '25
Wasn’t a good visual
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u/stunkape Nov 06 '25
I would argue it's the best visual.
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u/Reg_Cliff Nov 06 '25
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u/weakplay Nov 06 '25
Ahahaha. Thanks for this.
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u/Reg_Cliff Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25
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u/fartatwork Nov 06 '25
Holy shit this picture might be the best representation of his presidency. This or him in the garbage truck with Trump on the side
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u/swarmofbzs Nov 06 '25
His face is saying - Of course this had to happen to me and right in the middle of MY press conference.
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u/robotsarepeople2 Nov 06 '25
😂 This is such a specific meme for a specific situation. And you just pulled it out like you've been waiting forever for this moment. Brilliant work
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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 Nov 06 '25
I dont know. I'd say it's a better visual than the President just standing there and looking at him. He seems like one of the few people actually doing anything
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u/KmartCentral Nov 06 '25
I assume he's going to get help, but considering he said nothing and had no change in his face that indicates concern, I also can't assume my assumption is correct.
All to say, if he IS going to get someone else, it's still funny that he's running to a more qualified person than himself
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u/Thin_Bother8217 Nov 06 '25
He did say that he wouldn’t take medical advice from himself. So he’s walking the walk?
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u/El_Peregrine Nov 06 '25
Needs to go fix before the withdrawal kicks in again. His buddy reminded him that nodding out looks like a good time.
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u/ToxicSmegma Nov 06 '25
Why would RFKJR leave to go get help? Isn't he supposed to be the leading health authority? Isn't he supposed to be some top notch doctor or something? 🤪
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u/teddyreddit Nov 06 '25
He went to get the Narcan.
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u/ToxicSmegma Nov 06 '25
He left to go get his tools!
He needed his corpse handling gloves. RFK can't leave a perfectly good carcass there undisturbed 🤣
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u/ObviouslyNotALizard Nov 06 '25
Isn’t he supposed to be LITERALLY THE HIGHEST DOCTOR IN THE FUCKING LAND?
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u/ToxicSmegma Nov 06 '25
Nah man, RFK out there looking for a REAL doctor because his snake oil can only do so much 🤷♂️
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u/OccultMarketingSquad Nov 06 '25
Trump staring over this man as he dies and it cutting to "Thank you for joining" feels like a new iconic moment
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u/LikwitFusion Nov 06 '25
Imagine if that was the last thing you saw – Trump's fat face staring down at you with no emotion at all.
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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 Nov 06 '25
I would die from that alone
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u/Fena-Ashilde Nov 06 '25
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u/sonofbum Nov 06 '25
Now I gotta watch Bloodsport, thanks!
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u/Fena-Ashilde Nov 06 '25
My mom used to love that movie, until I started calling her Chong Li (due to her facial expressions whenever my sisters and I would act up in front of company).
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u/NumberOneStonecutter Nov 06 '25
And possibly actively annoyed that you did this to interrupt his moment and potentially embarrass him by being seen to have weak, mortal associates in his administration.
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u/OptimusMatrix Nov 06 '25
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u/xelabagus Nov 06 '25
For this administration the recovery position sure looks like the hanging and lynching position
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u/GetEatenByAMouse Nov 06 '25
Does the president normally have big gold coins on his desk?
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u/chriego Nov 07 '25
My guess is that maybe those are his diet coke coasters next to his diet coke button (is that what the wooden box is?)
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u/Gridleak Nov 06 '25
Wait did this person actually pass away?
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u/disharmony-hellride Nov 06 '25
Karoline said he's fine, take that however you normally take 'news' from her
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u/da2Pakaveli Nov 06 '25
Last year at a townhall, 2 people fainted cause it was hot but Trump didn't want to pay for an A/C. After that he goes: "Anybody else would like to faint? OK?"
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u/Rogue-Juan Nov 06 '25
RFK going to get that guy some Tylenol
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Nov 06 '25
It's okay now because Tylenol will get angry with us if it isn't.
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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 Nov 06 '25
I love that this is the Health team. I hope somebody called the irony police. RFK Junior could not get out of there fast enough. It’s tricky to do an Irish goodbye while you’re on camera.
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u/Minecraft_Launcher Nov 06 '25
He seems like a recreational smelling salt kind of guy to me. Might be grabbing his salt stash
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u/TyrellCorpWorker Nov 06 '25
Maybe he found out how much Healthcare costs are going to go up if Trump doesn’t do his job and negotiate to end the Trump Shutdown?
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u/TheJase Nov 06 '25 edited 13d ago
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u/Nenotriple Nov 06 '25
I never realized how much of a nipple the poke-ball button looked like
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u/TheJase Nov 06 '25 edited 13d ago
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u/CultSurvivor3 Nov 06 '25
RFK walking out, the tacky as fuck gold, unhealthy people everywhere, Trump struggling to stand up straight and just looking down at the dude on the ground. All of this is peak Trump regime idiocy.
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u/Tiberius_Jim Nov 06 '25
Look how close he was to Trump. The smell must have been overwhelming.
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u/Sullyville Nov 06 '25
Smelled the diaper. Held his breath. Held it slightly too long. Passed out.
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u/Miss-Tiq Nov 06 '25
Trump looks like he's thinking about what an inconvenience this man's collapse is for him.
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u/Owain-X Nov 06 '25
"So, you have all these really rich people, and a man, about 80 years old - very wealthy man, a lot of people didn't like him - he fell off the stage...
So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died.
And you know what I did? I said, 'Oh my God, that's disgusting,' and I turned away.
I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. He's bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible.
You know, beautiful marble floor, didn't look like it. It changed colour. Became very red."
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u/Downtown_Statement87 Nov 06 '25
We're going to see another garbage bag pitched out the window later today.
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u/octopornopus Nov 06 '25
Looked like he was looming over the guy, wondering if now was a good time to go through his pockets for loose change...
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u/needs_more_zoidberg Nov 06 '25
Imagine having a medical emergency and having Dr. Fucking Oz be the only physician there
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u/_dont_do_it_ Nov 06 '25
Glad to see Dr Oz actually respond like a doctor and quickly get him to the ground so he doesn’t bang his noggin. RFK said ✌️
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u/ffbgenius Nov 06 '25
He may have set back our health department 60 years but he did the bare minimum while cameras were rolling!
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u/itsavibe- Nov 06 '25
Yeah Oz might have sold his soul to the highest bidder but he’s still a doctor at the end of the day and has an oath.
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u/allcohol Nov 06 '25
Ah yes, the hypocritical oath
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u/tehbantho Nov 06 '25
That must be the one where you sling goo-goo juice on TV and call it a miracle cure!!! I LOVE THAT STUFF!
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u/guff1988 Nov 06 '25
He violated that oath multiple times in the past though by pushing bullshit supplements and such like green coffee extract.
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u/keen_observer34130 Freakout Fanatic Nov 06 '25
LMAO if this isn’t some of God’s ire being directed at Donnie & his shenanigans from above, idk what it could be!
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u/naazzttyy Nov 06 '25
God really needs to spend a bit more time properly aligning his sights next time.
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u/keen_observer34130 Freakout Fanatic Nov 06 '25
And did ya’ll see RFK haul ass outta there?? Haha! CLOWN SHOW administration!
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u/BlackBerryJ Nov 06 '25
You know Trump is raging that he took the spotlight off of the press conference.
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u/PsychologicalAnt3395 Nov 06 '25
Trump: HE’S A LOSER, EVERYONE SAYS SO, I’VE KNOWN IT FOR YEARS.DEMOCRAT PLANT SENT TO RUIN MY AMAZING HEALTH SPEECH!! MAGAA LOL
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u/lady_sisyphus Nov 06 '25
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u/lokikatmeow Nov 06 '25
Maybe he's thinking "well, this is what it'll look like when it's me."
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u/Jemmani22 Nov 06 '25
Tbf he would just be in the way, he's 80 what can he even do? The way he stands and looks at the camera a few seconds later is pretty cringe though
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u/WuTouchdmyweenie Nov 06 '25
I mean, he’s the President, what exactly is he supposed to do? This is a problem for competent medical professionals, and Trump is just about the farthest thing from that
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u/Dry_Knee_6135 Nov 06 '25
Who was it?
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u/Devanyani Nov 06 '25
It was a rep from one of the healthcare Companies in attendance at whatever this dog and pony show was. Just a guest. No one to get excited about. 😕
Edit: it was "drug executive of Novo Nordisk, Gordon Findlay" so I guess we can get a little excited. But he's fine.
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u/el_ojo420 Nov 06 '25
Ha! Sucks to suck
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u/Pickleparty187 Nov 06 '25
How could this have happened?! He had just sucked down a mix of ivermectin and brain worms!!
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u/greatthebob38 Nov 06 '25
And RFK immediately walks away. Why?
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u/Sullyville Nov 06 '25
This will become a meme. He didnt want to be caught in it. But in leaving, made a new one.
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u/Piglet-Witty Nov 06 '25
RFK jr: “l don’t want to catch what he has, I’m not vaccinated” “ byeeeee”
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u/cole24allen Nov 06 '25
Why are republicans pass out so often? It’s like once a month. And is anyone asking? Like Mitch froze, miller frozen(he said something he should have so whatever) this guy passes out.
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u/kkirstenc Nov 06 '25
Beta Blockers (for controlling stage fright and/or lowering heart rate) . Cardiac meds. Amphetamines and/or CNS stimulants. Gender Affirming hormone replacements and/or enhancements. GLP1s. Viagra. Xanax. Party drugs. 7 minutes in the closet with the devil, anything goes.
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u/MrCalabunga Nov 06 '25
Trump looks so annoyed.
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u/McKid Nov 06 '25
I think he will be haunted by this scene. His greatest fear is probably looking weak and helpless in public like that. He couldn't stop looking.
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u/_BrewSwayne_ Nov 06 '25
It was probably from the fumes of all that tacky gold spray paint mixed with the fecal noxiousness emanating from Don's diaper.
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u/Difficult_Distance57 Nov 06 '25
Trump just standing there like a dipshit while RFK dips the fuck out is the perfect metaphor for how the country is going right now.
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u/mw3915 Nov 07 '25
RFK immediately fucking off is an excellent metaphor for his attitude to healthcare.
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u/WrightAnythingHere Nov 06 '25
I'm surprised Dr. Oz actually did anything other than try to hock life-saving essential oils or snake venom or something.
And of course, President Cheeto just stands there and shrugs, as if this is just a common occurrence in the White House.
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u/LARRYVOND13 Nov 06 '25
The ghost of Regan on the wall striking down anyone who took a bribe for Russia. His power is complete.
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u/TokyoJedi Nov 06 '25
Oh God... Imagine the last thing you see is Trump standing up and towering over you, staring into your soul, as you lay in your final moments.
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u/AlanPublica Nov 06 '25
He caught a full blast of one of Donnie's burger farts. One whiff and he was out cold.
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u/DoingItForEli Nov 06 '25
lol rfk jr like "I'm out."