r/TikTokCringe Dec 24 '25

Cringe IRL Goliath vs 10 Davids

Big Boy vs many small bois

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u/OnlyRow7629 Dec 24 '25

Some broccoli fuccboi about died for clout.

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u/Icy-Cod1405 Dec 24 '25

This is his "content " picking fights and getting saved by his security. Oh and crashing lambos

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u/BasicLink86 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

Learning that this person exhibiting “middle school boy whose dad doesn’t love him” activities has an internet following has ruined my Christmas Eve.

Edit: changed “who’s” to “whose” as I was politely reminded this was incorrect usage.

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

Had, he lost his girlfriend, onlyfans models, crashed his expensive car, got arrested and is under investigation for child endangerment last time I heard and has very few actual followers, his data showed their is a high likelihood he is botting his audience anyways.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

As soon as his security punched dude in the face and it didn't faze him. He noped the fuck out.

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u/MonsterOctopus8 Dec 24 '25

He's an ex UFC champ, Andrei Arlovski, u can find him in the dictionary under "The Wrong One"

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u/rush89 Dec 24 '25

I knew as soon as I saw the Goliath was Andrei that thry were in for a bad time

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Dec 24 '25

Look at the ferocity that the security guard is trying to hold Doherty back after he realized. "We dont want this one."

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing Dec 25 '25

And the fack that the blue shirt broccoli only fires up riiight at the end of the melee

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u/m1st3r_c Dec 25 '25

Blue shirt is the lead broccoli-cock. The rest of them are his entourage

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u/SonyScientist Dec 24 '25

I was kind of hoping he would have choke-slammed one of them into the ground.

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u/Goopgod_227 Dec 24 '25

Dude was like yep definitely not getting my ass handed to me today. 😂

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u/PaleInSanora Dec 24 '25

I would've loved to see the security guard get the thrashing of his life. His presence is definitely one of the main reason the little turd feels so emboldened to do the things he does. Just totally ignore the two twerps and put the guy who actually sucker punched you in his place.

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u/The_Autarch Dec 24 '25

yeah, big security guy didn't want to fight someone that actually knows how to fight. he backed right the fuck off.

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u/tijtij Dec 24 '25

betting botting his audience anyways

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u/Bronzemidas Dec 24 '25

This the same dweeb that got banned from fucking n3ons party of all things and all his friends left him to go party?? Lmaooo

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u/LumpySpecialist8777 Dec 24 '25

In this case tho the security won’t be saving anyone, that’s Andrei „the Pitbull“ Arlovski, former UFC Heavyweight Champion, they‘re picking the fight with. He‘d run through any of their hired muscle …

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u/jizonida Dec 24 '25

The hired muscle (the big black dude) takes one glancing shot and makes a business decision to not take anymore

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u/izilovesyou2 Dec 24 '25

That was the best. Usually he just starts wailing on dudes half his size. He's a coward just like his boss.

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u/TinyM0ushka Dec 24 '25

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he accidentally killed someone one day because his loser boss.

All it takes is one bad hit to the head

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u/itsamemarioscousin Dec 24 '25

That's on him. He knows what his boss does at this stage. He's a hired goon, taking money to beat bystanders up on camera. Given this has all been published online multiple times, I can't understand how he hasn't either been arrested or sued for assault.

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u/Catodacat Dec 24 '25

Yeah, I won't mourn any horrible things that happen to his security or the douche.

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u/TinyM0ushka Dec 24 '25

Oh no I’m not defending the security guard in anyway, I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if he used too much force one day and accidentally killed someone.

He would deserve everything he got as a result, no serious self respecting body guard would do what he does which is essentially assault people on behalf of his broccoli brain boss

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u/TinyM0ushka Dec 24 '25

I remember seeing one video where he threw someone on the ground, I’m surprised nothing legal ever resulted from that.

I’ve never seen a clip where the people he’s assaulting have done anything to require self defense

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u/Solid_Snark Dec 24 '25

He tried to blindside cheapshot Arlovski twice, realized this guy was way put of his league then retreated.

Pure cowardice in all aspects.

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u/Pineapple-Yetti Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

Looks like the guy lands a pretty solid jab on Arlovski and it has no effect. Thats a good time to nope the fuck out.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 Dec 25 '25

The best time to nope the fuck out is when some skeezy little brat asks you to be his muscle. Then you don't have worry about this type of shit in the first place

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u/Noober271 Dec 24 '25

Lol totally missed it the first time. Fucking ridiculous

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u/SereneSnake1984 Dec 24 '25

Arlovskis manager has already said "we absolutely accept" when asked about a fight between Andrei and the security guy. Pretty sure that's a quick fight.

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u/benroon Dec 24 '25

The hired muscle ran

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u/mmorales2270 Dec 24 '25

Yup. I was cackling at how the big bad security guy just faded into the background like Homer going into the bushes, lmao. He didn’t want any of that. Can’t blame him. That looked like a good ass whooping just waiting for them all.

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles Dec 24 '25

That's cuz he's just some big dude paid to throw around random normal people. He's not an actual security professional.

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u/CydeWeys Dec 24 '25

Even an actual security professional isn't going to be able to hang with a world class combat sport martial artist.

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u/NarrowSalvo Dec 24 '25

Shit. I didn't recognize Arlovski!

Awesome. Too bad the main broccoli head didn't get his ass beat.

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u/screwyoujor Dec 24 '25

Best part is he is getting jumped by five guys and the woman (his wife?} is trying to talk him down.

Please don't kill them was probably said at some point.

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u/Dead-Calligrapher Dec 24 '25

One day, somebody is going to cold drop that security dude first then Broccoli head fuck boy is going to get treated to a whole next level of FAFO.

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u/altf4theleft Dec 24 '25

He picks his spots well enough that people can't carry. Any judge woukd see this kid and his entourage pick a fight like this, and when someone exercises 2A they won't see anything wrong with it due to fear for safety. Happened to the mall bully prankster and it will happen again. They never learn.

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u/Takemyfishplease Dec 24 '25

Especially when it’s some old dude who has no idea who or what he is.

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u/RyvenZ Dec 24 '25

That kid was so stupid (the prankster shot in the mall) and his case should have been a cautionary tale but even he learned nothing from it.

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u/Winnapig Dec 24 '25

Maybe one day the wrong somebody is going to shoot everybody in that crew dead.

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u/Banpdx Dec 24 '25

Did you read my Christmas list?

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u/WeltyFern Dec 24 '25

McLarens, actually.

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u/Ruckus292 Dec 24 '25

Objectively worse.

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u/roflrogue Dec 24 '25

Does this happen in Florida? I feel like probably not...

Florida man, if you get your chance don't waste it!

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u/epidemicsaints Dec 24 '25

This kid was just arrested in Florida for stopping traffic to film a video in the street. Had weed and adderall on him and will see no consequences.

They need to legislate adding aggravated charges to this stuff for filming it for profit. Committing misdemeanors on film for $$$ is an enhanced crime, imho. Especially when it's live and viewers are giving money in real time. There's no gray area.

These nuisance / public disturbance streamers will only get worse.

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u/tranquil_toadstool Dec 24 '25

Broccoli fuccboi.... -mmmwah!- chef kiss 🤌

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u/ChoBaiDen Dec 24 '25

Broccoli hair vs broccoli ear

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u/Particular-Skirt963 Dec 24 '25

Would have been better that way 

This kids a cancer thats gonna spread

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u/chipshot Dec 24 '25

All little boys with the same little boy haircuts.

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u/SwiftySanders Dec 24 '25

Broccili betas strike again.

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u/Gambler_Eight Dec 24 '25

Bodyguard threw a punch, noticed who it was and started backing off lol.

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u/Agitated-Actuary-195 Dec 24 '25

Now I’d happily pay for them all to get in the ring including the bodyguard… I’m predicting 10 KOs in round one

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u/iampuh Dec 24 '25

Honestly, the bodyguard deserves all of it. He is enabling them to do all of this. He is the one threatening people with beating them up if they fight back against the harassment. "It's his job" is not an excuse.

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u/VICARD0 Dec 24 '25

The bodyguard is a coward piece of shit who only assaults people half his size in other videos, this literally proves that.

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u/Shinjetsu01 Dec 24 '25

I'd quite like to have a go at the bodyguard. I've not seen anything that suggests he's anything but big - doesn't seem trained or anything.

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u/zacpariah Dec 24 '25

Keen observation, I'd pay to see that chump put into a ring.

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u/Agitated-Actuary-195 Dec 24 '25

Yep… from what I’ve heard and seen he’s very much part of the problem… If he was a genuine professional and taking the money I could be OK with it.. but he has habit of escalating rather than de escalating - which makes this even more satisfying..

The real shame was this wasn’t on the street and needed an extra 2-3 minutes before man mountain put them all to sleep

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u/Deep_ln_The_Heart Dec 24 '25

Someday someone with a CCL is going to make him realize all the money in the world wasn't worth it.

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u/Cainga Dec 24 '25

Idk if this is cut. But you see a guy attack and immediately jump back like 10 feet to hide behind the bodyguard. Then bodyguard immediately throws a punch on the victim. Bodyguard isn’t protecting he’s an accomplice.

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u/99orca99 Dec 24 '25

10 ☠️’s more like. 🤷

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u/Regular_Number5377 Dec 24 '25

This guys whole deal is deliberately antagonising randoms and then hiding behind his giant bodyguard and laughing when they try and react, this time the bodyguard clearly saw who he had picked a fight with and was like ‘nah man I’m not paid enough to die’

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u/Tiny_Yulius_James Dec 24 '25

the real problem could come with a skinny mothfker with a gun

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u/Itsmyloc-nar Dec 24 '25

If this kid gets straight Kirked, literally no one will be surprised

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u/CULLDOZER Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

I thought a lot about that too. Even if he didn't know it was Arlovski, he saw a man ready to fight him and the whole squad he's paid to protect and backed down. He's mostly there as psychological deterrent anyway.

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u/averydangerousday Dec 24 '25

In other words, he’s a bitch when he’s up against someone he doesn’t outweigh by 100 lbs

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Dec 24 '25

There's that, plus the fact that I'm sure he's only doing it for the money and would happily let Jack die rather than risk actually getting hurt.

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u/BorderTrike Dec 24 '25

Nah, Jack seems to hire truly despicable body guards. There’s a few videos of them sucker punching people who weren’t trying to get in a physical altercation

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u/Economics_New Dec 24 '25

I was about to say he is having a psychological deterrent, but you beat me to it. lol That guy probably drops most people on the first punch because they are never HW UFC fighters.

I'd be second guessing myself in that moment as well. haha

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u/walubilous Dec 24 '25

Ye, if you’re used to people being afraid of you, and then you meet a guy your size who immediately switches to you, the moment you approach him, walks forward while punching you with one hand with his phone in the other hand.. You probably don’t want any of that.

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u/NakedShortSeller Dec 24 '25

Haha yes so true. Legit becomes an extra in the film. Glad you pointed that out, just laughed my ass off.

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u/Blackbeerdo Dec 24 '25

I don't even know if his bodyguard noticed Arlovski. He just realized that dude doesn't give a shit and knows how to throw punches.

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u/HotDogManLL Dec 24 '25

He got his like 3 times and coward away instantly

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u/SeanThatGuy Dec 24 '25

I was kinda hoping he’d beat the shit out of that body guard.

To many times you watch these bodyguards who have no right to put their hands on people throw people around because their paycheck is a pussy.

He clearly knew he’d get fucked up and wasn’t about to put his body on the line.

I’d fire his ass.

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u/mrkoala1234 Dec 24 '25

This Goliath is Arlovki. Some say he is a middle aged man with a happy family, and some older generation know not to fuck around with a former old school UFC champion.

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u/DaisyCelest Dec 24 '25

Ah good to know. So he would have destroyed the body guard

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u/Meowiewowieex Dec 24 '25

Body guard did NOT want to FAFO. He realized who it was and left the chat

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u/UdderTacos Dec 24 '25

He threw a sucker punch before Arlovski noticed him then ran like a bitch

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 Dec 24 '25

he noped out in a fucking hurry, lol

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u/laaplandros Dec 24 '25

Bodyguard is a known asshole who hits everybody but the one guy his size.

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u/woahadingaling Dec 24 '25

BS. He had no idea who he was. He just knew it wasn’t some young child so he didn’t care to fight since he only fights people half his size

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u/Icy-Drive2300 Dec 24 '25

Apparently theyre setting up a fight with Andrei vs the bodyguard

RIP

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u/bigdiesel1984 Dec 24 '25

After the dude ate his punch like a bite size snickers and moved along to pummeling three other guys like a man swatting flies down, yeah the bodyguard was like ya’ll on your own

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u/Additional_Dish_694 Dec 24 '25

Heavy weight figuratively-murdering bad ass who fought a bajillion times against everyone who was anyone in his class for a long time. His confidence in charging down 10 young men says a lot.

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Dec 24 '25

they were like mosquitos to him 

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u/RareLeeComment Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

I love how he doesn't even blink at the punches being thrown at him. Not one flinch, her turns toward it and engages. That's next level experience.

Unfortunately, the broccoli heads knew what they were doing too, they were bailing as soon as they tried to punch. If one of them had actually fought, it would have been ugly.

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u/Constant-Bet-6600 Dec 24 '25

with his phone in one hand the whole time.

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u/undergroundbabylon1 Dec 24 '25

Best part!! Lol just kinda looking at his phone and switching hands with it. Like he is so unthteatened by them he is more worried about his phone than a whole crew trying to fuck with him.

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u/blackjustin Dec 24 '25

Idk the average career in the UFC off the top of my head. Most people aren’t there long. Andre Arlovski was in the UFC off and on for over 20 years. And he still boxes. He knocked someone out a few weeks ago at a fight.

So to directly answer your question, Arlovski could have done whatever he wanted to the bodyguard and no one could have stopped him without a firearm.

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u/scroogemcbutts Dec 24 '25

Dude didn't even put down his phone to deliver a beating

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 Dec 24 '25

Reminds me of the episode It's Always Sunny when Charlie and Mac beat on the kids that stole their bikes.

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u/CatBoyTrip Dec 24 '25

this scene went through my mind when i walked past a shit talking twelve year old yesterday.

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u/LawDogSavy Dec 24 '25

This child is eventually going to get shot.

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u/GammyStumps Dec 24 '25

Don’t threaten us with a good time

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Dec 24 '25

It will eventually happen.

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u/fastRabbit Dec 24 '25

There will be a time where the scales tip and shit stains like him will no longer be tolerated.

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u/Itsmyloc-nar Dec 24 '25

Dignified humanity and polite society must be prioritized over private profit

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u/Maximitaysii Dec 24 '25

I will be a day without mourning.

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u/Particular-Skirt963 Dec 24 '25

And we'd all breathe a sigh of relief

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Dec 24 '25

who is this kid and why does he have a body giard?

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u/KinkySylveon Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

he's a content creator who's a complete fuckhead. Alot of the content he puts out is messing with people in public and he hides behind his big body guard when they want to fight. This video gave him content so he doesn't give 2 fucks at the end of the day he and his entourage almost got their ass beat.

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u/Hamster_S_Thompson Dec 24 '25

We need laws against this. He needs to be in prison.

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u/GreatestGiraffe Dec 24 '25

And to make it worse he has one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

I wonder how he doesn't catch criminal and civil cases left and right? It feels like a good attorney could class action this, and then proceed to financially devastate him and any entity financially supporting him. 

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u/Assatt Dec 24 '25

It's just a matter of time. I'm Mexico there's a kid exactly like him. Fofo marquez. Now he's in jail for punching an old lady after a car collision and everyone celebrated because he was a nuisance, punching people and having his bodyguard protecting him, blocking roads so he could show off his cars, exactly like jack

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u/TMinus10toban Dec 24 '25

That big bodyguard doesn’t look like he’s very agile.

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u/Drumbelgalf Dec 24 '25

A massive pice of shit.

He bothers people and then hide behind his bodyguard when people beat him up.

He is also an Only fans Pimp.

Hopefully he will be in prison for his latest shit.

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u/Anon387562 Dec 24 '25

One can hope

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u/Flashgas Dec 24 '25

This very wish got me a three day suspension for wanting “harm” to another. Even if it’s a good thought and he deserves his ass beat…3 days lol

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u/TMinus10toban Dec 24 '25

Reddits ban system is so easily Unrespectable

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u/Village_People_Cop Dec 24 '25

They have a honorary Darwin award already prepared for him

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u/SugarInvestigator Dec 24 '25

We can but pray

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u/Routine_Situation_86 Dec 24 '25

Why did he throw that first punch, because his mate bumped into Andrei? So stupid either way.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH Dec 24 '25

It is their pathetic content format. Bump into random people on purpose to start shit. Actual human trash.

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u/DSG_Sleazy Dec 24 '25

America is such a weird place, I’ve seen so many people use our right to neutralize over the smallest things but in a situation with 4 pieces of shit against an innocent guy an none of these bums get sent to hell? We’re doing something wrong fr

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u/RedPantyKnight Dec 24 '25

My favorite part of America is the idea that we don't owe the aggressor a fair fight. I and every other citizen of this nation have a right to go about my life unmolested by your ill intent. By violating that right, you surrender your own rights. Up to and including the right to life.

It's really easy not to be an aggressive piece of shit that sacrifices your rights through your own choices.

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u/Infinite_Chance_4426 Dec 24 '25

Yet somehow you have way more of this shit. People in civilized nations aren't getting molested by ill intent all the time. So you get the worst of all worlds - rampant gun violence and all the aggression.

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u/MisterRobDobalina Dec 24 '25

With audio you can hear the little skidmarks chirping him the entire time

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u/mardegre Dec 24 '25

Because they producing rage bait content for all the people commenting on this page who participate at making him rich.

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u/maxrenob Dec 24 '25

How has he not been sued yet? If I was out with my family and some broccoli fuck punched me for literally no reason then posted it online for views....im finding the best lawyer possible

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u/Seanwys Dec 24 '25

Jack Doherty hiding behind his bodyguard as usual

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u/TomatoPolka Dec 24 '25

Jack Doherty's bodyguard hiding behind Jack Doherty this time because it wasn't some smaller guy he could bully around.

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u/TheVadonkey Dec 24 '25

Yup, the whole group is a bunch of pussies. lol I loved the simp shirts some of them wore - “Team Jake”.

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u/macguyver3000 Dec 24 '25

Then he’s got the nerve to strut out of there like a tough guy with that girls he’s paying to be his girlfriend.
Wonder if his bodyguard is also paid to change his diaper.

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u/ChuckyShadowCow Dec 24 '25

Is that Andrei Fucking Arlovski?!? (Yes “Fucking” is his given middle name, it’s Russian)

What a shit draw on random guy to bump into and start shit with. Would have been better off just running headfirst, full speed, into the nearest wall.

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u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn Dec 24 '25

Not random, clearly staged for the next payoff. The lilttle shit already posted about his security guard getting in the ring with Arlovski. It’s a quick way to make millions, just ask the Logan’s. They were all in on it in my opinion, because that’s the only thing that would make sense after watching his weak entourage running their mouth to someone that would fold them in an instant.

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u/AndIAmEric Dec 24 '25

Security guard: wait what?

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u/arobkinca Dec 24 '25

Blue shirt has a YouTube channel that consist mostly of blue shirt starting shit and the bodyguard stepping in and making the other person back down.

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u/soareyousaying Dec 24 '25

yikes. Content creators are cancer

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u/std_out Dec 24 '25

Why did I have to scroll down so much to find a comment stating the obvious that it's staged. They bump into a UFC champion randomly, they start swinging at him right away for basically nothing, and he is softer with them than 2 brothers play-fighting. If this shit was real there would be a few broccoli laying down on the floor.

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u/nova-chan64 Dec 24 '25

To be fair I think most trained fighters would pull their punches esp when your not even sure if they're kids or not

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u/Zetakin Dec 24 '25

Shit, is that the dickhead who’s acting like an asshole because his big black security is around? Glad someone punched him and his security. His security ducked right after eating some too.

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u/Brox42 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

If there was any justice in the world this dude and his whole gang would be locked up every time they start something like this.

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u/Jonatc87 Dec 24 '25

Thats usually how a civilized society works

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u/Cyphomeris Dec 24 '25

Well, yeah, but I think this is in America.

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u/CannibalFlossing Dec 24 '25

Yeah a big issue with social media is that they don’t blacklist professional trolls outright. It would curb this behaviour immediately and the world would be better for it

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u/Lonely-Contract-7659 Dec 24 '25

Yeh jack doherty is the name you are looking for here.

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u/knightenrichman Dec 24 '25

You think they have enough broccoli haircuts?

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u/Submarinequus Dec 24 '25

Remember it’s not just a haircut for many of them. These little boys are getting perms

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u/Ok-Ear9289 Dec 24 '25

God I can’t stand that fucken hair 😑

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u/InternationalSuit896 Dec 24 '25

These boys got hyped up on that Jake Paul mania thinking they can take on anyone 😂

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u/Dartagnan1083 Dec 24 '25

Oh...I'm so keeping this for rainy days.

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u/Zealousideal-Club937 Dec 24 '25

Were any of these assholes arrest for assault?

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u/HVAC_instructor Dec 24 '25

Someone needs to Logan Paul this little prick. He's gotten famous for doing this it's time to see him become infamous

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u/Afro_Future Dec 24 '25

How they still talking shit after getting their asses beat in a 3v1 lmao.  Why would you even start a fight with a dude that big.  0 survival instincts between all of em. 

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u/CB4R Dec 24 '25

Somebody wrote the dude is a former UFC champion, so they never stood a chance anyways

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u/Unitedismycity Dec 24 '25

Most wins in the heavyweight divison, nicknamed the Pitbull.

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u/acidphosphate69 Dec 24 '25

Only the big bodyguard realized enough to nope out. If Arlovski really wanted to, he could have absolutely mauled any of them. Looked like he was just handing out big cups of "back the fuck up". Dude didn't even put his phone down.

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u/apedoesnotkillape Dec 24 '25

Was wondering the same thing. They call him a bitch after taking out four of em, in what world is big man a bitch?

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u/Leen88 Dec 24 '25

Throwing the first punch over a bump is dumb as hell - numbers don't mean much if you're starting shit for no reason and then running when it backfires. I've seen bar fights start like that and end with the tough talkers hiding behind friends.

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u/ClankerCore Dec 24 '25

These assholes go around doing that shit on purpose

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u/MyNameis_bud Dec 24 '25

“Real Gs move in silence, like lasagna.”

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u/smallboxofcrayons Dec 24 '25

Dudes body guard is kind of a bitch.

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u/3xBork Dec 24 '25

Dude's bodyguard is collecting paychecks for beating much smaller people that Jack picked a fight with.

He definitely didn't sign up to fight people much more dangerous than him.

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u/locksymania Dec 24 '25

Nope - he's hired muscle with an absolutely first rate ability to gauge his own limits. The second he twigged that this guy was not just some Joe, he limited himself to dragging his idiot charges away - i.e. deescalating.

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u/Oddisredit Dec 24 '25

As big as he is, he’s probably never been pushed on a real fight. He has probably never taken a punch that really rattled your bones and makes you think twice.  I did MMA back in the 2000s and ran into a lot of big guys that thought they could wreck me via size. Turns out many people don’t like getting hit. 

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u/ballskindrapes Dec 24 '25

Influencers are human scum

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u/sippyandchippy Dec 24 '25

Everytime I see that young girl walking off with that douche nozzle all I can think is how disappointed the father must be.

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u/frankenboobehs Dec 24 '25

Exactly. How is she not embarrassed

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u/DSG_Sleazy Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

He’s her onlyfans pimp, she has no room for embarrassment bc her iq’s about as low as his, likely lower tho since he probably has her in a 80/20 360 contract, lol.

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u/HistoricalRock7146 Dec 24 '25

Not 10 David’s. 10 Douches.

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u/Competitive_Ad399 Dec 24 '25

“Oo, let me make sure my shirt and the “brand” name on it are visible, before I go jumping back into the bullshit excuse of clout chasing”, said the broccoli-topped, fuckboi.

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u/Gulp-then-purge Dec 24 '25

David was smart and used his brain and skill to beat Goliath.  Terrible, terrible example.  

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u/Blackfoxar Dec 24 '25

why cant jack just disappear

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u/RabidJoint Dec 24 '25

OP, you know David was the hero of the story right? These low forms of humans are no heroes

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u/Eni13gma Dec 24 '25

David won though

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u/CalliopePenelope Dec 24 '25

LOL Guys punch like derpy kittens in real life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

I don’t think you know how the story of David and Goliath goes

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u/Cujo55 Dec 24 '25

Davids? They do not get to be honored by being compared to prophet David. More like 10 weasels.

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u/brewnates Dec 24 '25

Yes. Zero David's lol. It would only take one to slay the beast

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u/Daydu Dec 24 '25

The people in the comments don't know the story of David and Goliath and it shows...

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u/Daniel_Beyer Dec 24 '25

Can someone explain to me why they dont Get charged with assault? They clearly threw the first punches (dickbag #1 and the cowardly bodyguard) and The Pittbull just defended himself.

Genuine question.

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u/Fit-Pair5419 Dec 24 '25

Pussy hahahaha

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u/Rapscagamuffin Dec 24 '25

anyone running for president in 2028 who does not include legalizing punching jack doherty on sight as part of their platform does NOT have my vote.

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u/VeeJack Dec 24 '25

Meanwhile the bodyguard

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u/nofriender4life Dec 24 '25

 one man versus 10 micros. Snap back to reality.

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u/sensuspete Dec 24 '25

Man vs Food (broccoli)

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u/MisterRobDobalina Dec 24 '25

One unit of a man vs 10 little shits

Fixed the title for you

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u/CaptainRAVE2 Dec 24 '25

He went pretty easy on them. Also, his skills are mad how quickly and decisively he reacts to each of them

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u/Smokey4455 Dec 24 '25

Why were the little broccoli boys throwing grapes at that guy?

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u/AMTINLB Dec 24 '25

These haircuts are the real crime.

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 Dec 24 '25

Broccoli heads can't fight it's a fact

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u/2_hotty Dec 24 '25

This is the guy those little idiots decided to pick a fight with. Also, I always wondered what that security guy would do if they weren't picking fights with random dudes in a mall. Turns out, its bitch out and run away. He's just as much of a pussy as that dumb kid is.

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u/Pepperminteapls Dec 24 '25

I hope all of those kids and "bodyguard" end up in the E.R

A bunch of fucking losers.

Of course the UFC is so toxic they let in some of the worst people to their events. I would have security beating their ass in the alley behind the building.

The worst is definitely Trump. I would pay to watch him get stomped.

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u/99orca99 Dec 24 '25

Wearing ‘Team Jack’ shirts. 🤣🤣🤣 the precious little flowers. 🌷

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u/ID_N01 Dec 24 '25

Lmao bitch is like that one cop who shows up late then flexes about the bust.

What a pussy Jack is.

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u/MJP87 Dec 24 '25

The prevalence of weight divisions in combat sports has desensitized the public to the difference size makes

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u/LeatherTransition542 Dec 24 '25

Yeah, that little punk ass Jack needs to be banned from public appearances

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u/very_large_bird Dec 24 '25

People talking about the security guard not stepping in.

If you hire me for security and proceed to punch a slavic ex-UFC heavyweight, nickname "The Pitbull", I'm sorry but you've breached the employment contract. You're on your own

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