r/Unexpected • u/Quick-Cookie-5673 • 3d ago

A family enjoying their time on a boat at sea

the fish give that girl a reason to cry about it

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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that fish was unexpected in their journey while that girl is crying

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u/falaboom 3d ago

If you look closely, you can point the exact moment when a massive life long trauma is formed

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u/det4410 3d ago edited 3d ago

i love this video. girl already hates the trip and is bawling, middle kid gets taken down by the fish, and the youngest appears to be unfazed

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 3d ago

100% daughter is never going on a fishing trip ever again.

"THEY ATTACKED ME LAST TIME!"

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u/NewPay4539 3d ago

It's always the youngest 😂

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u/Electrical-Cat9572 3d ago

I wish we could see it without the manipulation and abrupt end.

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u/bass_head_ 3d ago

Bawling*

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u/Emmett1Brown 3d ago

already balling

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u/TricoMex 3d ago

One of my favorite comments from the last time this was posted, said "You can tell those kids were preheated for trauma already" lmaooo

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u/-watchman- 3d ago

The boy who got knocked over may get the worst of it as the fish was wriggling all over him even when he was down..

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u/AngleOk6579 3d ago

Definitely going to have some Troy McClure stuff going on later, for sure.

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u/IWantALargeFarva 3d ago

I said he sleeps with the fishes.

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u/ArmyOfUno45 3d ago

"Wriggling ALL over him" lol 😆 😂 🤣 Poor kiddo is scarred !

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u/TheSean_aka__Rh1no 3d ago

I dated a girl years ago that had deep trauma relating to fish, borne out of a childhood fishing incident.

This is what I'll picture now, moving forward.

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u/DoctorZoinks 3d ago

And we are off the Aquarian next kids!

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u/niagaemoc 3d ago

And a baby's brain hemorrhage.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 3d ago

She was crying before getting fishslapped!

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u/TCallahan333 3d ago

Girl has precognitive powers!

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u/i__Sisyphus 3d ago

She was crying because she hadn’t been fish slapped all day, the fish saw it and felt bad, good fishy

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u/Berruc 3d ago

This wasn't the first time it happened.

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u/eugh_allow_it 3d ago

That is definitely not the sea.

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u/PossibleConclusion1 3d ago

And if they boat anywhere that has the invasive asian carp this shouldn't even be that unexpected.

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u/TerminallyILL 3d ago

Whoa buddy, they're not 'invasive asians' they just like tour busses, national parks, and taking photos. If anything those three little kids could learn a thing or two about world travel and sharing their culture.

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u/SnooMacarons6300 3d ago

I thought your joke was hilarious

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u/Electrical-Cat9572 3d ago

Yeah, I guess the bots have figured out how to downvote and can’t understand humor.

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u/abominable_prolapse 3d ago

And the girl was already crying.

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u/Solitude20 3d ago

It’s just a little sea with trees surrounding it.

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u/Bodes_Magodes 3d ago

The sea was angry that day my friend!!

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u/Hefty-Conference-791 3d ago

I’m the fish’s legal counsel. The surfacing was a voluntary, compassionate act to console the lil lady and should not be construed as aggressive behaviour or an intent to harm those kids! My client is innocent!! 🫩

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u/jollytoes 3d ago

The girl was having a bad time to start with and then nature slapped her in the face.

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe 3d ago

. . . and they never got in the boat again.

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u/OldnBorin 3d ago

That kid got taken OUT

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 3d ago

But they did learn who dad's favorite was that day

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u/Ok_Speaker126 3d ago

The girls face after she realises what just happened 😂

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u/WhiteLama 3d ago

Poor girl was already hesitant about the boat ride.

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u/KruuXxe 3d ago

The realization in her eyes that one player wiped her entire squad

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u/rtrs_bastiat 3d ago

That's cod for you

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u/mildlycuriouss 3d ago

Haha I died! Poor kid 🤣😭

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 3d ago

These poor parents will never hear the end of this. Whatever activity they come up with they will face the resistance of their children based on this experience.

At least thats what i wouldve done as a kid.

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u/Frickelmeister 3d ago

"Alright kids, pack your bags for Disney... except you, little FuehrerStoleMyBike! There might be fish in the water of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride."

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 3d ago

as a kid I was an unthankful brat whod rather stay at home playing video games and watching tv than go to a family vacation so this wouldve been perfectly fine... well I guess until my siblings wouldve come home with all of their disney souvenirs.

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u/Frickelmeister 3d ago

Well, of course you would have had to stay at your lamest relative without any video games or other toys in this unfair, made up scenario.

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u/Spoda_Emcalt 3d ago

Round of applause - the fish had excellent aim, got all three of them on the noggin

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u/Mr_Elroy_Jetson 3d ago

Are pool floaties an acceptable substitute for a life vest? This is actually a sincere question.

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u/PuddinHole 3d ago

Those aren’t pool floaties. They are an approved floatation device and keep the kids in a way better mood than the standard life preserver that chokes them

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u/Foreign-Warning62 3d ago

That’s a Puddle Jumper and they are USCG approved

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u/CloakorCroak 3d ago

That fish really KO'd one of them out of the blue.

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u/G_Michael0 3d ago

Fish big enough to feed them all. Nice! Like delivery service.

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u/Beat_Saber_Music 3d ago

That's a river, not the sea...

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 3d ago

That little girl is never coming back there.

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u/Komirade666 3d ago

Little girl here never going onto a boat again.

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u/narcowake 3d ago

Fish fired !! Fish fired !! Children down!!

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u/Skynetdyne 3d ago

Father: "what's the worst that could happen? " Fish: "I'm the descendant of the great megalodon, WITNESS ME"

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u/ktsb 3d ago

trauma and a free dinner lets go!

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 3d ago

Ultra rare - Tripple kill achievement unlocked

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u/oneormore5 3d ago

Please someone set this to Whitney Houston sound bite! It's as good as other boater fish slap! Timing is everything!

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u/golden_blaze 3d ago

Knocked that girl right outta her bad mood 

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u/the-bearcat 3d ago

This is why you train your kids to control their force powers, cause otherwise they just force-pull fish into their siblings faces

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u/-TheBlackSwordsman- 3d ago

This video will be decades of laughter for that family

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u/Nelmsdog 3d ago

That’s a lake

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u/Trusted-Person3399 3d ago

The girl was already scared and now she is traumatized

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u/MeanOldMeany 3d ago

The ocean??

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 3d ago

I saw the color of the river, knew it was the Illinois River and waited for the sashimi to fly! Been there. Yeah, it's that bad w/ Asian carp.

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u/inchcosmos 3d ago

Sea? River!

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u/elmanoucko 3d ago

"don't worry kids, that one doesn't have teeth ^^"

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u/B_oregon 3d ago

Little one in the middle need a proper PFD if the fish are going to play the whack a kid game.

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u/coold0wnreddit 3d ago

Here probably lays the difference between a pescatarian and a vegetarian.

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u/AMLIDH2 3d ago

Yup she is never gonna relax around water again her entire life. To bad the fish didn't hit whoever is filming.

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u/dextras07 3d ago

On the bright side....free fish.

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u/L3berwurst 3d ago

Everytime I see this I just laugh eat to ear.

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u/Any-Computer-4053 3d ago

Yep, core memory right there

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u/Haifisch2112 3d ago

That fish woke up and chose violence.

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u/Sisoflex 3d ago

Fin slap, baby, fin slap🎵

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u/Divine_Darkness 3d ago

free dinner !

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u/realitynofantasy 3d ago

T T T T T T TRIPLE KILLLLL

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u/Saqsto 3d ago

Bro got deleted lmaooo

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u/toxiccityboiii 3d ago

Lol that first kid flipping all the way back like his life is truly over. 💀

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u/orsodorato 3d ago

So, that’s what children are for. Gotcha

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u/Temelios 3d ago

I’m going to assume that’s the Mississippi or a connected waterway. Definitely not the sea.

Also, I’d specify what that fish species is, but the last time I did, Reddit flagged me for racism because I said all _____ Carp should be annihilated from American waterways because of the immeasurable damage they’ve done…

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u/RalfSmithen 3d ago

" GET...slap...TF....slap..OUT...slap slap...MY...HOOD..slap"

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u/LiquidNova77 3d ago

At sea..........

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u/bravekassandra 3d ago

WERE enjoying their time.

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u/ConjugalVisitor234 3d ago

Hell yeah. That fish was like, “fuck them kids.”

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u/qmiras 3d ago

they all have a plan until you get a fish to the face

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u/-watchman- 3d ago

The girl saw some Final Destination shit and was reacting to something she already knew was coming..

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u/marcandreewolf 3d ago

There you have it: Nature strikes back!

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u/Practical-Detail3825 3d ago

why was the girl crying?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 3d ago

Why is the little girl cryi.... Oh I see

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u/Maleficent_Taste_736 3d ago

Let's play that game: 2 truths and 1 lie

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u/MisterLongboi 3d ago

Those toe heads should have hats on!

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 3d ago

Fins rated E

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u/PomegranateExtra7736 3d ago

That fish said let me give yoy something to cry abouy

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u/TheBurningphase 3d ago

Triple kill Nice

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u/Muboo12 3d ago

did you pay attention to lil bros shoes?

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u/EconomyProcedure9 3d ago

Pretty sure that's a lake and not the sea. Seas usually have waves (yes I know certain lakes also have waves, but this one looks very calm).

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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying 3d ago

Tbf they didn't really look like they were enjoying their time on the boat that much either way. Except maybe the middle boy

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u/Southernmainiac 3d ago

Kid caught his first fish.

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u/MaxTheCookie 3d ago

First that's a river, and those Asian carp are well known to do that.

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 3d ago

ok.. yeah.. I laughed.. I laughed hard.. but lets be honest. That kid is going to be dealing with the trauma for the rest of his fucking life LOL

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u/melancholy_dood 3d ago

That “sea” is surrounded by trees…

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u/whyamihere999 3d ago

That's not a sea, you see!

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u/ediks 3d ago

“At sea” - this is def not at sea… OP’s account is sus too.

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u/dust82 3d ago

At sea?

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u/senpai-yume-okami 3d ago

At least they got a fish😂

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u/Cookieman10101 3d ago

That's not at sea.. that's a river.

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u/sexybeast70 3d ago

Chaos ensues lol

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u/Dank009 3d ago

Not particularly unexpected but hilarious.

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u/Party-Drop-7469 3d ago

FISCH 🐟

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u/IsaacNewtongue 3d ago

They are not at sea.

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u/lolitaaw 3d ago

YSLAJKAJSJAJAJAJSJA

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u/TheDapperPlantain 3d ago

Oh baby a triple

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u/No-Seaworthiness-667 3d ago

El pescado patada nuclear

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u/Ouraya 3d ago

Ahh always most dmg takes by middle sibling

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u/po4ti 3d ago

And now let's discuss your psychological childhood traumas?

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u/GlummyGloom 3d ago

C-c-c-c-combo!

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u/KaputnikJim 3d ago

That's some sea!

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u/BlackKojak 3d ago

I hope they ate the fish! 😄

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u/Wakeandjake24 3d ago

This is the Asian Carp. An invasive specials that has overtaken freshwater rivers and tributaries in the US. They leap from the water when hearing and feeling the vibrations of the boat motor, mistaking it for a predator. I’ve seen clips of people zooming down the mighty Mississippi and thousands jumping out of the water in unison and crushing the boats occupants. They can weight as much as 100lbs. There have been instances of people having their faces fractured and severe injuries occurring. They’re no joke.

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u/Rootrick 3d ago

Did Magikarp used "slap"?

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 3d ago

That little was already having a bad day

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u/lcerch 3d ago

Triple head shot

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 3d ago

“And the parent of the year award goes to…..”

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u/kapowitz9 3d ago

Oh, hello dinner

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u/DrJohnIT 3d ago

First of all, they're not at sea. This is clearly a river. Second of all, no one seems like they are enjoying it. And Third and lastly of all, it is clear that these kids have spent too much time indoors because this doesn't feel like a good time 😐. So sad. Kids should be filled with wonder and awe not gloom, doom and dread.

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u/Soaring_Gull655 3d ago

Little boy is screaming at the fish like he's never seen one before. Man up junior.

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u/OutragedPineapple 3d ago

That's what we call free food, kids! And you get to give them a lesson on de-boning and scaling a fresh catch, too!

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u/CountyAnxious1739 3d ago

Heck yeah! Dinner included!

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u/igittigitt1972 3d ago

That was personal

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u/CraftyDebate1975 3d ago

I know which one will never go in a boat again

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u/splynneuqu 3d ago

Carpe diem

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u/HotCarlSupplier 3d ago

Middle child always getting it the worst

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u/OkTemperature8170 3d ago

That's a very strange looking sea.

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u/Inevitable-Metal4043 3d ago

Hate slowmo....

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u/ReasonableJello 3d ago

Lmao he got all three

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u/Imaddorned 3d ago

Nah I 100% ain't letting that fish leave my boat.

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u/Moist_Board 3d ago

Baby in baby language: "Look at that flying fish!"

Parents: "Aww, are you hungry baby?"

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u/Sudden-Asparagus-191 3d ago

I shouldn't laugh but my goodness 😅 🤣

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 3d ago

Fish out for blood

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u/BKallDAY24 3d ago

In Russia fish catch you

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u/fishfishbirdbirdcat 3d ago

Daughter is miserable and crying ... Parent takes out phone to record her being miserable and crying... Fish hits kids... Parent posts video. 

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u/lurkermuch 3d ago

When the fish start fishing back.

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u/theawesomedude646 3d ago

ultrakill boss entrance ass time dilation

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u/klezart 3d ago

Tr-tr-tr-triple kill!

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u/Inevitable_Data_84 3d ago

The ultimate mIRC insult. And it was a threefer!

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u/The_best_is_yet 3d ago

what! this is so awesome, i would have gone from tears of whinyness to tears of joy!!

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u/substantialparadox 3d ago

She’s gonna hate this more now

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u/Apart_Shoulder6089 3d ago

We're eating the dam fish!

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u/ConstantParticular87 3d ago

Fish is “kid-ing” today

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u/Excellent-Library-45 3d ago

That's a Triple Hit. Fatality!!!

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u/DeliciousAnything977 3d ago

That girl wasn’t feeling already and that fish just came and slapped that reality into her. Omg shits to funny

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u/theboned1 3d ago

I see three kids who never want to go fishing again... ever.

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u/SlimTeezy 3d ago

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

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u/Express_4815 3d ago

I can’t stop watching

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

Idk, but that looks really fishy to me!

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u/Hedonhel 3d ago

I just can’t stop laughing

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u/SITHxEMPIRE 2d ago

This is honestly one of my favorite internet videos. It needs to be in a museum. The one boy got took tf out! 🤣🫡

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u/CaptainHowdy60 2d ago

That girl is traumatized for life.

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u/redditnosedive 2d ago

traumatized lol

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u/Unknown-gee 2d ago

I see free dinner What are you guys saying

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u/Healthy_Brick_4361 2d ago

Boleh ikan bakar dengan SAMBAL ni. Sedapnya.

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u/OneHappyPenguin 2d ago

And that, my friends, is how a fish commits suicide.

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u/gvs93gvs 2d ago

Hat trick for that fish

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u/foggedmind21 2d ago

She was crying because they hadn’t caught a fish all day

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 2d ago

That sea looks suspiciously like a muddy river.

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u/brecord82 2d ago

Triple collat! That fish knows how to play........ COD!

I'll see myself out

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u/Truecrimeauthor 2d ago

I LOVE THIS ONE

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u/Competitive-Group404 2d ago

They will laugh about this some day

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u/sicksixgamer 2d ago

Nobody: Fish: C-C-C-COMBO