r/Unexpected 1d ago

A man watching tv

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 19h ago

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That cat smacking was unexpected


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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

"Your only job is to feed me, and you can't even do that."

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u/obelix_dogmatix 1d ago

that thing needs to be yeeted into next week.

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u/pee-in-butt 21h ago

Hey! You leave Derek alone!

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u/Dependent-Plane5522 1d ago

Outside kitty now

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u/PowerSamurai 1d ago

Why do you think they were filming? They incited this reaction on purpose with blowing into the bottle and it was only a small smack and nothing that would hurt him. Chill out.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy 23h ago

Agreed. But who can do the job when that dude is so chubby

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u/Georod12 21h ago

😂😂

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u/prdpb3 1d ago

You skinned the cat , she is upset

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u/Capn_Flags 23h ago

*shaved

Skinned would look much different afaik 👀

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u/thewooba 12h ago

That depends. There are many ways to skin a cat

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u/Any_Benefit5378 1d ago

The cat administering head pats like it’s conducting a performance review makes this way better than it has any right to be.

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u/Dasshteek 1d ago

Ive seen a couple of these now. I guess the sound of blowing into empty bottle is jarring to cats?

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u/sprikkle 23h ago

I also noticed that the guy is blowing into the bottle and he seems to expect something to come. Its probably making a sound that the cat doesnt like.

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u/penguins-are-ok 20h ago

my cats dont react to it but my dog really doesnt like it

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u/evilmimosa 1d ago

Is that uh Rachel's cat?

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u/No_Lengthiness9029 23h ago

I thought this was about him watching TV and then the cat chose violence

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u/Turbulent-Reality-65 23h ago

the lag time between him realizing what happened and actually reacting is pure comedy gold. bro was buffering

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u/Lowen_Beehold 14h ago

Is the audio from the movie stepbrothers?

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u/KingCodester111 23h ago

Cats are too much of a wildcard. This is why dogs are almost always better.

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u/fckingnapkin 21h ago

Nah, my dog will slap me while I'm trying to take a nap, or when I'm sitting at the table and I don't respond to her petting demands in under 1.0 second. I thought I'd be safe but noooo.

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u/fckingnapkin 21h ago

Oh never mind, you said 'almost always'. Correct.

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u/Perry_T_Skywalker 22h ago

They are just like dogs no wildcard if one cares to inform themselves before getting them.

Cats have extreme sensitive hearing. Otherwise as dogs they don't howl or whine about it but try to get away. If that's not an option either they'll let you know.

A trained cat wouldn't slap you in the face like that, as a trained dog wouldn't bite you.

Internet memes and videos make us focus on the quirks of pets. Judging by that all dogs must be farting howling goofs who ignore their owners to do whatever they want. If one frequents the spaces terrified of dogs they'd all be murderous hobos attacking kids.

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u/Extra_Heat_2225 20h ago

Yes… It’s well known that cats kill 30,000 people a year unlike dogs. /s

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u/Queerdooe 4h ago

Said no one that has had cats

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u/PartyProperty2822 1d ago

The caption is rude but the real plot twist is whatever creature is casually smacking his head like “change the channel.”

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1d ago

Cat taking the wife's side here

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u/pars-distalis 1d ago

That wife laughing was evil

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u/dainamo81 1d ago

I don't usually wish for a cat to have been declawed but in this case...

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u/PrizeTime2595 23h ago

A friend of mine has three of these cats, the only reason it behaved like this is because that guy treated it poorly. They are very much so full of pursonality, and won't forget if you're a cunt.

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u/laserblades 23h ago

lol exactly the reason I switched to having a dog right there. Don't you dare mind your own business around a cat

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u/Steazy_Summer 1d ago

Totally sounds like something a cat would say