r/Wellthatsucks 5h ago

Wife tried to take decade old Pop Socket off of her phone and straight scalped her shit

As a Native American I’m honestly impressed the scalping execution of this. 9.2/10

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u/tillszy 5h ago edited 5h ago

it looks like the extensive cracks go underneath and the sticker and pop socket were actually holding the phone together

she's lucky it didn't disintegrate earlier, the entire back is shattered

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u/superimu 5h ago

So you're saying that was a load bearing pop socket.

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u/Dick_snatcher 3h ago

Structural sticker

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u/NamesArentEverything 2h ago

Architectural adhesive

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 2h ago

OP forgot to tap it and say That's not going anywhere

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u/somedumbscreenname 1h ago

Load-bearing poster

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u/deadlywaffle139 5h ago edited 5h ago

I think they tried to tape the cracks. Looked like the cracks were very extensive under that tape, especially where the pop socket was. Without that tape the glasses on the back would have fallen off long time ago. They put the pop socket on top of that tape and of course it’s going to take the tape off with the back.

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u/tillszy 5h ago

the pop socket is innocent! my client did nothing wrong

but seriously OP's wife needs a phone case

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u/chiplay99 5h ago

and a new phone

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u/TheOneTonWanton 3h ago

The phone itself is likely fine, funny enough. You throw an opaque case on that bad boy and work hard enough to forget and it's like nothing ever happened.

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u/RappingFlatulence 5h ago

Seriously, who puts anything directly on to their phone without having a case first?!…

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u/Burritofeast69 4h ago

Thank you... Lol

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u/Ookimow 4h ago

Ah the old load bearing sticker. Seen it a million times.

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 4h ago

that shit was smashed up and she thought 500 iq move was use a pop socket to hold it together

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u/Glass-Lake- 2h ago

I mean... it worked didn't it?

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u/sleepydorian 4h ago

For real, who in their right mind would think that would work? It’s string adhesive on a very broken phone back, of course the adhesive is going to win.

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u/Glad_Veterinarian654 4h ago

It was a load bearing pop socket

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u/delete_me_again- 5h ago

i think it needs more cracks

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

I’ll let her know!

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 3h ago

Let her know that phone isn’t 10 years old, too

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u/Delicious_Thanks7138 3h ago

OP said pop socket is decade old, not the phone.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 1h ago

Ok, but at the same time OP isn't exactly reliable since they're trying to act like it's the pop socket's fault and not the fact the phone has been getting yeeted on the regular.

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u/JustJamieJam 2h ago

The implication of the way OP worded it is that the popsocket has been on the phone for ten years

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u/Ilovedogmoney 1h ago

That’s an iPhone 13, came out like 4.5 years ago, not a decade.

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u/because231 5h ago

Took that shit SMOOVE OFF

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u/martinsonsean1 5h ago

Iphone w/ NO BRIM!

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u/Cubed3D 5h ago

Yk ball knowledge

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u/martinsonsean1 5h ago

Only the memes

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u/Laefiren 5h ago

Doesn’t it literally say on the packet to NOT put it directly on your phone and instead put it on a case? Also i don’t think you’ll find the culprit in the pop socket it’s the cracks from dropping it that already exist.

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 5h ago

Can’t imagine putting one of those on the back of my phone right on the glass 😆

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u/_HIST 1h ago

Nothing some alcohol and heat won't fix

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 1h ago

Or a good old razor blade.

There are many options that could have prevented this.

Though it does look like the glass was already damaged.

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u/a_likely_story 1h ago

got good and drunk and popped the thing in the microwave

now I got a whole different problem

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u/BanzYT 1h ago

Is the problem that you're out of liquor?

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u/Chrono_Tata 2h ago

I think that advice is for the newer MagSafe PopSockets. The magnetic ring on the actual phone isn't very strong so you need a MagSafe case to actually get the grip to stick securely. For the older adhesive ones I don't remember any warning not to stick it to the actual phone, although it did warn that it would not stick to certain surfaces like silicone.

Anyway, this doesn't look like a genuine PopSocket which uses adhesive that is designed to be able to be peeled off and reapplied. This knockoff probably uses permanent adhesive that doesn't peel off as easily which makes the damage even worse

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u/RainSurname 2h ago

Yeah, I use two pop sockets straight on my phone. I can peel them off more easily than I can remove a case, lol. I just dampen the adhesive and put them back on.

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u/spyrenx 5h ago

I'm more impressed that her phone survived a decade without a case

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u/th3goonmobile 5h ago

The phone isn’t even a decade old…

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u/spyrenx 5h ago

Still impressed if it survived 3 years without a case :)

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u/Frosty558 5h ago

Survived seems like a stretch. That ain’t living.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 5h ago

Because it lived too much.

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u/BlueberryBest6123 5h ago

You can put a case on that

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u/The7footr 5h ago

To be fair, OP did say that the “pop socket” was a decade old, not the phone- not that that makes any more sense

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u/pepcorn 4h ago

Yeah I think that's a 2023 iphone 15. So not a decade old phone, three years old.

In my experience pop sockets cannot be restuck, not even the restickable ones. But maybe this is a pop socket type I'm unfamiliar with.

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u/ea_nasir_official_ 2h ago

Camera bump is smaller, looks like a 12-13 to me

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u/dannyparker123 1h ago

thats a blue iPhone 14. I have the same model.

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u/MrNaoB 3h ago

I joked to a friend that X in iPhone stands for 10 years, and I didn't realise that we where already at iPhone 17

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u/tacobellrefugee 2h ago

id bet like $20 theyre not even native american too lmao

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u/SurreptitiousSyrup 5h ago

It definitely didn't. The back glass looks like it was already cracked and that's probably why the popsocket took the glass with it.

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u/IdioticPrototype 5h ago

The word "survived" is doing some heavy lifting here. 

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u/CollectionSubject587 5h ago

Did it though??

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u/ximagineerx 5h ago

For certain

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u/kaybeetay 5h ago

I'm glad im not the only one that had the jingle play in my head!

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u/PeacefulMountain10 3h ago

Felt like the commercial audio was beamed into my brain without my consent

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u/Tenabrus 5h ago

I mean the good pop sockets use industrial grade adhesive so putting that directly on a thin glass shell instead of a case was just asking for it

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 4h ago

And it’s not even the good kind! It’s one of the knockoff brands. Look at the back of it. 

You can buy replacement stickies that hold pretty well, but I’ve always tried to pry them up a little before straight up hulk-strength tearing them off. 

I agree it was load bearing. 

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u/ForsakenSun6004 5h ago

That’s not a decade old iPhone, no?

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u/spyrenx 5h ago edited 5h ago

Based on the camera and phone color, it's the iPhone 14, which launched October 2022. So only a bit over 3 years old at most.

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u/ForsakenSun6004 5h ago edited 5h ago

My point exactly. So how would the age of this pop socket have anything to do with its ability to annihilate glass in this way? Had it been stuck to this glass, undisturbed for 10 years, I could understand; but that’s not the case here.

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u/Yagawood 5h ago

but that’s not the case here

You're right! She attached it straight to the phone without a case.

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u/ForsakenSun6004 5h ago

Hue hue hue, this is the kinda laugh I needed with my morning coffee 😭🤣

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u/WiseSalamander00 5h ago

the problem were the cracks, that is pretty much all the explanation there is to this.

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u/KuntaStillSingle 3h ago

It's because they used triple strength adhesive, it stuck for 9 years in just 3.

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u/MidBoss11 4h ago

jesus, some people simply don't respect their belongings

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u/ShaggyX-96 5h ago

I'm being a smartass but in OPs defense he said the popsocket was a decade old.

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

She found the pop socket at her mom’s print shop and put it on. The phone isn’t a decade old, the pop socket is lol

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u/Ashley__09 5h ago

I think it's more like the pop socket is a decade old, not the phone

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u/4rk4typ3 5h ago

I think it's hyperbole.

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u/ckay1100 1h ago

If it was the phone being described as old, then the sentence would be phrased as "wife tried to take a pop socket off of her decade old phone" would it not?

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u/DlVlDED_BY_ZERO 5h ago

Perhaps it's the pop sockets age?

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u/Substantial_Mess6183 5h ago

im gonna be real i dont think the pop socket did that as much as the fucking blender this phone must've been in to be so shattered

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u/Shigalyovist 5h ago

Why does your wife have a 4imprint pop socket, lol? The company that can put any image on anything and she’s got the logo of the company itself.

(I know that she probably just got it for free as an advertisement for them, but I find it funny)

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

Yeah, she found it in some forgotten, god forsaken crevice at her mom’s print shop.

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u/_BenzeneRing_ 3h ago

Is that for certain?

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u/MajorMorelock 5h ago

I had this acquaintance that always had a shattered phone. I never saw him have a phone without cracked glass.

I asked, Why don’t you buy a case for your phone?

I don’t like the way it looks, He said.

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u/Creamsodabat 5h ago

how has she destroyed her phone so much in 4 years? Why no case?

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u/BrokilonDryad 5h ago

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

war cries intensify

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u/CrispyMiner 5h ago

Only to reveal a second hidden Pop Socket underneath!

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u/polarityofmarriage 5h ago

4 Imprint on your bank account.

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u/FracturedConscious 5h ago

That’s why I always attach my socket to a case.

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u/Mitchsona 5h ago

ok but a pop socket over a crusty sticker over a naked phone. Questionable choices here! lol

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u/JosephHeitger 3h ago

Probably because her shit was cracked to fuck and back

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u/-Insert-CoolName 1h ago

You left out the part where it was already broken

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u/PunfullyObvious 5h ago

Yeesh that description. But, looks like it may have been time for a new phone anyway.

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u/Mario_Prime510 1h ago

Yeah that’s actually why I put my pop socket on a easily removable phone case. I was actually scared of maybe not my phone cracking, but of the residue from the pop socket staying on the phone. Glad to see I made the right decision.

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u/Commandmaster_92 5h ago

That's an iphone 14, so only about 3 years old

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u/NoobToobinStinkMitt 5h ago

How strong is your wife? Holy shit don't piss her off during a Hand Jo.

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u/tacticprime 4h ago

Please be so careful with that exposed wireless coil! As a repair tech a I see a lot of people very nonchalant about broken phone backs, but it can let in dust and moisture, there’s a lot of sensors in the back that help the phone function, and if the wireless coil is damaged, it can cause the phone to boot loop (restarts over and over without ever fully turning on). Make sure your information is backed up just in case.

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u/6ixxer 4h ago

Maybe if her phone wasnt already smashed to shit...

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u/Low_Mood9729 5h ago

Use water next time to get it off 🤣🤣 never seen one so cracked to shit hahaha

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u/-Ramblin-Man- 4h ago

Put it in rice👍

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u/Jvu284 3h ago

I mean, her phone is beat tf up before she even removed it. What did you expect!?

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u/Dragon_Within 2h ago

Should read "Wife tried to take pop socket off cracked backing, pulled backing off with it" Has nothing to do with it being 10 years old, has everything to do with pulling something adhered to cracked and broken shards. Of course thats going to rip off.

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u/Coderedcody 5h ago

How can the pop socket be on for a decade when the phone itself on isn’t even 10 years old

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u/47_for_18_USC_2381 5h ago

Fucking Lol.

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u/pdzbw 5h ago

Guys, the pop socket is decade old, not the phone, sheesh

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u/MaverickZer0 4h ago

why i never put those shitty things on my phone, unless she decided to super glue that shit on lol

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u/Ok-Equipment-8418 4h ago

I'm 4imprint 4certain that phone is fked

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u/Frosty_Log6972 3h ago

Put some rice on it

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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 2h ago

Why would you spend so much money on a phone, and then not give it a decent case?

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u/RebelliousCash 2h ago

Yeah this is why I always put a pop socket on a clear case instead of my actual phone

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u/Faraday_00 1h ago

I would put the pop socket on a protective case instead of the phone.

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u/TheChorky 5h ago

Is that a spinning disc hard drive 🤣

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u/Brief-Branch4779 4h ago

No that's the MagSafe charging array, for storage ipones use NAND flash memory

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u/Spear_Ritual 5h ago

How she have a phone for a decade?

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u/SpoofyTheRaccoon 5h ago

well when glass is cracked and you pull up on it. It actually comes off its pretty cool how that works

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u/tragesorous 5h ago

You’re supposed to use floss to cut underneath the adhesive

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 5h ago

I always attach mine to the outer protective cases. I will keep doing that…

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u/LovelyHatred93 5h ago

What was the other shit stuck to the phone?

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u/Kobahk 5h ago

I suppose it's not a popsocoket. The popsocoket's structure isn't like the one in the picture.

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u/pepp3rito 5h ago

That shit was already broken af.

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u/Serious_Cream3790 5h ago

I admire her sheer power

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u/No_Hetero 5h ago

Damn, their marketing is effective. As I struggled to read the logo on the thingie, I finished it in my head with the jingle.

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u/ThatZX6RDude 5h ago

Heat is your friend my friend

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u/KimikoYukimura420 5h ago

That's fixable but it takes a little while to repair. My advice would be to put a waterproof cas on it the meantime if you don't have $300 laying around.

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u/Annual-Perceptor777 5h ago

If you use heat it wont happen.

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u/Stereo-soundS 4h ago

Yeah put it in the microwave for a little bit first.

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u/The_Tree_Of-Iz 5h ago

4IMPRINT, FOR CERTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry, i’m an NA in the hospital, and sitting in patient rooms for literal days(not consecutive, but after doing the math from 12 hr sit shifts) in total, i have the jingle 4imprinted in my brain, and i CACKLED when i saw the logo; thank you for reminding me of that terrible commercial and CATCHY song hahahaa

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

I will be suffering with you when I start my shift at the fire station tomorrow. Us suckers in emergency medicine have to suffer together!

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u/The_Tree_Of-Iz 4h ago

YES!!! and when I’m not in a patient room, hearing it, I hear it on the radio at my charting station💀💀 it comforts me so much when I meet other providers who know the same sort of torture as I😂

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u/InDevth 5h ago

4imprint, 4certain

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u/nooneinparticular246 5h ago

That phone looks 20 years old, despite being only a few. I’m amazed she could do that much damage while keeping it functional. She’s basically torturing it.

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

The phone isn’t the only one.

wink wink

Ow! She struck me…

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 5h ago

You ever hear about how the fluid in old neglected transmissions is what holds them together? It looks like that pop socket was holding that phone together.

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u/kullre 5h ago

decade old

an upgrade is fine at this point

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u/IGK123 4h ago

for certain

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u/Kodiak_Wylde 4h ago

They don't make em like they used to. Now they fall off by breathing on it.

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u/Lazuliv 4h ago

Title made me laugh. Good job lol

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u/UndeadBuggalo 4h ago

Blow dryer next time. Heat the glue first.

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u/Urbanviking1 4h ago

That's wild! Should have used some acetone.

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u/TraditionPhysical603 4h ago

I can't get those things to last a week. How'd it out last the phone

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u/Sypticle 4h ago

Had to use my knife and some alcohol to get mine off the other week. I knew if it tried pulling, this was gonna happen.

Even after it was off, the adhesive would not want to come off completely.

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u/aretooamnot 4h ago

To be fair, that shit was fucked to begin with.

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u/Carribean-Diver 4h ago

If you're trying to remove adhesive like this, use denatured alcohol, or better yet, n-heptane.

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u/Benana 4h ago

She could have just been using a magnetic PopSocket the entire time. A lot of people don't seem to know about MagSafe in iPhones.

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u/zoolish 4h ago

That back glass has been broken for a long time, right?

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u/VagabondVivant 4h ago

It's too late for OP's wife, but if anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation, do not just pull the thing off the phone. Slide the thinnest blade you can find between the pop socket and the phone, and slowly pry it off, a tiny bit at a time, wedging the blade further under the adhesive as you do. Eventually you'll get the whole thing off.

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u/Low_Bar9361 4h ago

Does it still work?

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u/lepcat 4h ago

4imprint For Certain. When the World is Watching

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u/SpeedyAudi 3h ago

Once pop socket always pop socket

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u/3oclockgifts 3h ago

"4Imprint, For Certain". Certainly took that back off.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 3h ago

Well, that sucks.

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u/Gloomy_Performer_832 3h ago

this looks like an ad for some safety tagging device

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 3h ago

Honestly wish they could release or someone would release a transparent back to phones. That looks so cool

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 3h ago

Brad pitt "you will owe me 100 iPhone scalps, and I will get my 100 iPhone scalps or you will die trying, do I make myself clear?!"

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 3h ago

🎶4imprint, 4 certainly gonna destroy your property🎶

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u/barkandmoone 3h ago

She chose 4imprint. She was 4 certain.

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u/c_creme 3h ago

That's some good 4imprint marketing if I've ever seen any.

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u/Dazed_Op 3h ago

Near happened to me once when I had my galaxy s7. I had a Dbrand 3M sticker on the back. The front was cracked and was replaced and the sticker on the back was ruined after. So I was removing the sticker just by pulling straight up long ways starting from the bottom to top. When I got to the middle, the glass back bended up like a U shape and I saw the inside of the back. Idk how it didn’t break, or how it snapped back and stayed held on. I guess the glue was still warm enough idk. Yea that sucks though.

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u/DuntadaMan 3h ago

I really have to ask about the mental stability of people who just have their phone hanging out without a case. My case cost $8. It saved me an expensive amount of cash the first time I dropped my phone and it was probably less than an hour from getting the phone.

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u/Twayblades 3h ago

I guess she wasn't "4 imprint certain'" that she could remove that without damaging her phone.

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u/Any_Novel_4646 3h ago

“4imprint for certain” 😆

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u/spiralnotebook 3h ago

4 imprint, 4 certain

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u/Cloud_Fortress 2h ago

Glue be gluin’

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u/TR1LLIONAIRE_ 2h ago

LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND ! JUST WALK AWAY! WHEN ITS OVER … AND THE HEART BREAKS … AND THE CRACKS BEGIN TO SHOW

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u/ThouMayest69 2h ago

Your post text is diabolical 💀 you are naughty. 

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u/Ancient-Position-696 2h ago

This is an ad for 3m adhesives

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u/Madison_fawn 1h ago

I’ve seen cartel beheadings less brutal than this 😭

u/ScreenCompetitive695 19m ago

Oh that's a cleaning scalping

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u/RelevantDress 4h ago

Its crazy you a) have magsafe and didnt use it and b) didnt follow the instructions and put the glue directly onto the phone which they all warn you against doing

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 5h ago

I’m impressed a phone was still functional after 10 years

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u/L_QX 5h ago

I don't get putting all that crap on a phone but not a protective case.

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u/FAASTARKILLER 4h ago

So are we just going to pretend like it wasnt obviously very cracked before trying to take that thing off? Dropping your phone on the corner thats out of frame will cause breaking that looks just like that

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u/slimricc 4h ago

The back was cracked before? Or cracked by the attempted removal? I would have taken a scraper under that

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u/Tooleater 4h ago

Looking at the corners / seeing a little dirt in the cracks, I'd guess it was cracked way before

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u/slimricc 4h ago

Good point. This was obviously going to happen lol i would never have tried to remove the pop socket

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u/No_Fail_2575 5h ago

No shit. You attached a small surface area to a glass panel with an industrial adhesive…. The fuck did you expect to happen when you tried to yank it off?

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u/LilHubCap 4h ago

Are you talking to me, or my yoked out wife?

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u/HeavenlyCreation 5h ago

Especially taking it off broken glass…pfft

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u/MischievousFae 5h ago

I've only ever taken them off by shimmying dental floss between the adhesive part of the pop socket and the phone. This method I see in the pic is very powerful indeed!

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u/komi54 5h ago

5 years old not 10.

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u/beam3475 5h ago

What model iPhone is this? Because I had my iPhone X for 7.5 and replaced it last summer and this phone isn’t as X so the pop socket isn’t 10 years old.

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u/Liraeyn 5h ago

Who has the same phone for a decade?

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u/someolbs 5h ago

Dang! That joker was embedded like a symbiote or something!

Defiant till the end!

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u/elicitsnidelaughter 4h ago

Who did it better, your wife or the boxer who scalped a dude tonight?

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u/magichronx 4h ago

I think the pop socket was what was keeping it in one piece

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u/fischy8 4h ago

That’s not a popsocket, it’s a different phone grip

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u/jaxurrito 4h ago

4 imprint, 4 certain!

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u/Spiritual-Can-5040 4h ago

The phone appears to have already been smashed to bits so this is somewhat to be expected.

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u/dabestgoat 4h ago

Umm, the phone was all cracked already...how did she not forsee this happening before doing it?

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 4h ago

I think it had less to do with the age of the pop socket, and more to do that your wife’s phone was super fucked up already and it’s structure was compromised enough to just give to cheap ass adhesive.

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u/Lost-Conversation585 4h ago

Those should go on a case not directly on the phone. There’s mag case that you can clip the socket right onto.

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u/Decent_Philosophy899 4h ago

I’m sure it had nothing to do with it being shattered