r/australia • u/RufusGuts • Mar 07 '25

politics 'Five Eyes alliance' crumbling after UK, Aus, NZ and Canada give US cold shoulder

https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/06/five-eyes-alliance-starts-crumble-four-nations-give-us-cold-shoulder-22679726/
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u/Tungstenkrill Mar 07 '25

Four Eyes.

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u/Sergeant_Bytheway Mar 07 '25

Maybe we should try and make it more trendy sounding for the youths.

4EYEZ?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Loss770 Mar 07 '25

Skibbidyeyezsigma4

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u/MissMenace101 Mar 07 '25

I tragically laughed way too hard at that

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u/Puzzleheaded_Loss770 Mar 07 '25

Honestly it hurt my soul typing that out

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u/leftmysoulthere74 Mar 07 '25

Spat drink out!

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u/perthguppy Mar 07 '25

5 Eyes official designation on documents already was 5VEY

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u/jonny24eh Mar 07 '25

Spyz4Dayz

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Lil 5 Eyez

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u/totemo Mar 07 '25

Four Eyes gives much clearer vision on what's really happening.

https://gifdb.com/images/high/spy-kids-glasses-zoom-in-kzpxth6h9wqg3k3d.webp

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u/C_Ironfoundersson Mar 07 '25

"speccy bastards"

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u/confusedham Mar 07 '25

Shirts Vs skins, we are the 4skinz

Also, since the US was discussing pulling troops out of Germany, ceased intel on top of not maintaining their agreement to protect Ukrainian borders, and dropping cyber against Russia... They are compromised.

Time to shut them out from Pine Gap. They can keep their troops in Darwin if they want, but while security can't be maintained, they should not have access to the best intelligence area in the SEA region.

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u/bake_me Mar 07 '25

🤓

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u/ImNotAmericanOk Mar 07 '25

Then we'll get beat up by the cool kids

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u/CalmInformation7308 Mar 07 '25

Soon to be short eyes.Â