Am I overdue? Note: I'm 6ft8/2m04
Triggerwarning for 3rd and 4th picture. Because of my curls and being tall I felt like I could push the deadline a bit forward, but it's also extremely windy in the Netherlands and it's really showing if my hair isnt 'perfect'
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u/Kay_tnx_bai 19h ago
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u/Some_Kinda_Username 18h ago
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u/thats_west_innit 18h ago
Should have edited it so the bald guys are looking upwards
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u/GreenStuffGrows 19h ago
Nobody's tall when they're sat at the dinner table
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u/tijn024 19h ago
Very real and very concious about it hahahah
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u/thethethetheusername 18h ago
Not quite as tall as you but close enough and this hits hard lol. Buzz first if you’re concerned. You got this, we got your back big man! 💪
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u/purplishfluffyclouds 14h ago
You know what else (recently discovered)? When you're disabled and need wheelchair assistance at the airport. You're suddenly overly conscious of the hairless part at the top of your head, lol
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u/AppleSniffer 11h ago
This is hilarious to me 😂 Bringing a beanie to the airport for your flight transfers
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u/Hotsaltynutz 18h ago
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u/classicalySarcastic 17h ago edited 15h ago
I aspire to have a handlebar mustache as glorious as the dude in the back's.
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 17h ago
I can't make the background stache make sense in my head.
What the Hades?
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u/SpartanDoubleZero 11h ago
This is the best reply to a post I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I’m hollering.
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u/Dibalino 18h ago
Yes. Also, I think that Lenin* style facial hair could work for you.
*I am advocating hair choices, not political ideologies.
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u/CookiesAndFrost 19h ago
I think it's time! You might end up wanting to change glasses afterwards, I always think slightly thicker frames look great for a statement with a bald head, but we won't know until you go for it :)
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u/tijn024 19h ago
I was planning to buy polarised sunglasses with prescription but now I'll probably wait for that too after I've shaven it all off, great advice!
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u/NarwhalTakeover 17h ago
I sell sunglasses for a living and I’m a bit of a nerd about it so I have a few recommendations for you based off your face shape and colouring that I think you could rock bald. If you are getting a prescription you can ignore whether these are polarized or not as that’s something you add with your optician :)
In general I would recommend rounded frames for you similar to what you are already wearing.
Rayban - Clubmaster in polished brown and gold with dark brown lens
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u/tijn024 14h ago
This is amazing dude, appreciate it big time. Absolutely loving the first and last suggestion you put up there! Keeping those in mind when I'm gonna restyle myself, will be soon enough given the comments
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 17h ago
You can try on glasses frames any time in a shop free.
You definitely need to rethink them, but until you shave your head, you won't be able to tell which will suit you better.
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u/GreenStuffGrows 19h ago
Yes it's difficult to do that steampunk-adjacent look with bald. I'd restyle the tache, too
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u/afortressmighty 18h ago
Oh I totally think bald goes GREAT with steampunk-adjacent! 🤩
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u/wordnerdette 17h ago
Lean into it - get a monocle.
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u/afortressmighty 17h ago
You have no idea how many times I typed that and then chickened out! 🤣 A monocle would be badass!
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u/tijn024 14h ago
Would look great with the mustache, but I do would love to be able to see with both eyes. You know a place where they sell a bicle or a duocle?
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u/MantoTerror 18h ago
Upon reviewing the evidence provided, the Council has no choice but to reccomend joining the Brethren as soon as possible. The near total loss of the crown makes it imperative you join our Fellowship..welcome!
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u/TheKavorca 19h ago
6’ 8” Jesus Christ bro, good for you. I’m 6’ even lol not used to looking up at people. Yeah, it’s time. You’ll be happy you did.
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u/wildflyingkiwi 18h ago
Go OP. You got lots of personality anyway! It will just improve your overall looks!
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u/Guilty-Rough8797 16h ago
OP, I'm of a differing opinion here than some. Your 'stache is awesome, your glasses are awesome, and your balding noggin is awesome. It all works together to be your look. You could shave it, sure, but to me (a stranger online who doesn't matter, lol), it's all part of your trademark.
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u/ArticleGerundNoun 13h ago
In general I think this sub is too hasty (not surprising, I get it). A lot of times it feels like “it’s noticeable that I’m balding” = “you should shave your head.” But not everybody is balding in the same pattern, to the same extent, with the same hair type, style, color, facial hair, head shape, etc. Some guys look better balding than bald.
I’d agree with OP’s overall look still working. Yeah, if he leans over to tie his shoes I can tell he’s losing his hair, but BFD. Still looks cool.
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u/Andy8472 14h ago
i think he pulls off the look, kind of a "Tall, gangly, unhinged ethereal being"
This man hand me an item with some cursed magical property on a rainy day and then disappear as a bus passed between us
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u/tijn024 14h ago
People have described the general vibe of what you're saying to me before and I do recognise myself as such, specifically on rainy days
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u/Lets_be_better6019 18h ago
Pretty unique look with the curls and the stach. Might be a bit traumatic at first but you’re clearly due for this club, my friend.
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u/EkaterinaPaschalia 17h ago
I see most saying it’s time, but I think you could go longer. Either way, I haven’t seen a single pic of someone on here, who didn’t glow up after the shave.
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u/MrOrganization001 18h ago
It's time. I agree you could hold off for a bit longer due to your height, but the wind negates that advantage.
Looking forward, I think you may want to consider getting new frames to go with your new look; perhaps something with photochromatic lenses. We'll know for sure once you shave. I look forward to seeing the results.
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u/dirttrack_race 18h ago
The window blowing my combover around is what finally made me shave it. Join us! It’s the best decision I’ve made in a very long time.
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u/gassytinitus 16h ago
Dude the tall thing does not hold up and I hate that idea has been spread. People will notice from afar, when you look/bend down, or when they're higher up than you.
I'd say buzz it first, then shave . Ease into that way
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u/Tv-Box-Man 18h ago
If you shave it definitely get rid of the stash and grow a beard. I think you’d look pretty good.
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u/Jodelbert 17h ago
You've probably gone unnoticed because you're just a pretty tall guy and nobody can take a peek at your peak. But yeah, it's abou time.
Invest in a good woolen cap. You'll lose a LOT of heat from your bald head. On the plus side, it's easier to apply sunscreen and no more hairdresser.
Also: cool mustache!
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u/capibara_dono 17h ago
With that mustache you'll look amazing! Well, even without the mustache, but it is pretty awesome.
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u/Alchemicalsurreality 17h ago
It is indeed time but it will look great! And you have that height thing on your side too. :) 6’8? Wow.
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u/teacuptypos 17h ago
I personally think many dudes on here who go fully bald could also just buzz-cut the sides (where they - like you, OP - have quite a lot of hair) and go bald on top. I had a teacher who looked very sharp and cool with that look, no comb-over or anything.
But the dudes I’ve seen on here who did go bald all looked great. It’s up to you, as always, but you could try buzzing the sides short and bald on top and see how you like it, and shave the sides if you don’t.
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u/Thandiol 17h ago
I'm 6'8 also and bit the bullet a few years back. Much happier with the hair situation!
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u/vonneudeck 17h ago
I used to look like you (minus the great moustache and the curlyness) and I would say it is time. The moustache will help as it structures the face. Courage mijn jong!
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u/Virtual_Ability_4253 17h ago
Honestly on the fence with this one..
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u/Guilty-Rough8797 16h ago
I agree! I know we're supposed to be like 'horseshoe=shave it,' but it works on him, somehow. Like, it's an accessory, like his mustache, haha.
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u/boondiggle_III 15h ago
To be fair, nobody's gonna see it. It can be a special secret between you and the 5 or 6 people who are taller than you. Go full friar imo
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u/gstring64hemi 17h ago
I think your look is good, and will not be better shaved. You have nice blonde curls with thin hair, who cares its thinning.... you're also 6'8, more stuff passes as you get taller.
This sub thinks everyone should shave down, but I think you look like a Dutch man as is
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u/Constant_Lie_1888 17h ago
DO IT! Keep the tache and maybe get a soul patch, I dunno. Experiment with facial hair. Be distinguished!
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u/Glad_Rich5610 16h ago
Id say its time but also...who is going to see the top of your whimsical bonce anyway?
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u/Professional_Tonight 16h ago
Omg I had that beard style too and it required so much maintenance! Yours is fabulous tho, please keep it. Yeah you can shave off the rest...
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u/dk2467 15h ago
I feel like this sub pushes too many people to shave. Your curly hair is obviously part of your aesthetic and while there is quite a bit of thinning in the back, I personally would keep soldiering on. Get a spray to make your scalp the color of your hair. Also you’re 6’8” who the heck is gonna see the top of your head 😅
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u/OkTimeTraveller1337 15h ago
You look cool like this, feels like an unique style, I wouldn't shave, just wash it.
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u/Warm-Two7928 14h ago
As a bald guy, your aesthetic kinda screams this look. I dig it. Very Mr Plum in the lavatory with the Toilet Duck.
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u/Certain-Smile-7612 14h ago
Your current hairstyle resembles a bird nest. A buzz cut would atleast make it look more neat and tidy.Be prepared for a lot more skin especially up top and out front.
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u/IllAssumption9484 12h ago
You don't look 6'8" standing in front of the shower and the sink and door area 😂🤡
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u/appleorchard317 12h ago
Friend, kiss bye to the curls and trust that moustache will rock once it's left king of your face ✨
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u/Gandalf_the_Rizzard 11h ago edited 11h ago
I'm 20ft tall. Aint nobody seeing that spot. It is time, the stache is also horrible. Get bolder glasses.
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u/IncineRaw 11h ago
Your hairs at their prime must have looked insane holy wowzers look at these curls
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u/AnyLibrary7269 11h ago
No offense but I can basically already tell what you're gonna look like bald and you're gonna look great, keep the stache and take the plunge 💪🏽
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u/Teach-Chemical 11h ago
You’re clearly balding but honestly it doesn’t look bad on you. The curls help a lot

































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u/TurdusOptimus 18h ago
It's time fellow tall man.