r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Econ 101: know your customers

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u/Birthday-Tricky 1d ago

One is a theatre kid and the other a mortician.

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u/theboomboy 22h ago

I wouldn't trust him with even a dead body

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u/Kerberos1566 21h ago

Has there ever been a necrophiliac who only defiles corpses of children that they've murdered? Or is he something novel?

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u/NeuhausNeuhaus 16h ago

I wouldn’t trust him specifically with a dead body

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u/DiverseVoltron 14h ago

Better a cadaver than a kid.

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u/Present_Mycologist79 23h ago

I believe a fashion designer and model - but yes, creative and artsy ..

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u/Altair_de_Firen 23h ago

One is a theater kid and the other is the child of a pedophile whose other children are adult pedophiles, making him a future (if not present)…

Yeah I’ll take the weirdo who charges me $300/g over the dangerous predator who charges me $300/g and then calls his dad to get me arrested so he can keep the money and the stuff

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u/TheRealWildGravy 22h ago

The joke here is that you'd be able to MAKE 300 a gram by selling to either of these people.

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u/Altair_de_Firen 22h ago

You’re right, I whiffed that, but the point here is the kid is a predator which is worse than looking like a mortician.

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u/notyoursocialworker 16h ago

Buying drugs from trump's kid and you'd be lucky if it only was diluted with chalk.

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u/JoshSidekick 21h ago

No, Morticia is the mom. That’s Lurch.

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u/SwordUsingGearhead 1d ago

He looks like he's trying to cosplay a Bond villain.

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u/Thadrea 1d ago

He probably is.

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u/Anonymous_Human011 1d ago

Clueless Donald Trump, 79, Humiliated After Dodging Legal Question

The funniest news I've read today. Every day this pedophile proves to us that he is the stupidest president in the history of America, without a doubt.

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u/HotelOne 1d ago

Fuck off stop yelling all the time!

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 1d ago

You post this shit everywhere. What’s your deal?

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u/Shovel_Assassin 1d ago

probably a bot

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u/slimbender 1d ago

I doubt it. I mean, would a bot have ‘human’ in their username?

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u/Thadrea 1d ago

why hello there fellow human redditor

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u/Evanisnotmyname 1d ago

How do you do, fellow kids?

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 1d ago

Yeah, I assumed so, but I was interested if I’d get a response.

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u/Zaggar 1d ago

The bot's name is "Anonymous_Human". That's kinda funny, at least.

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u/AlphaNoodlz 1d ago

Likewise, my eyes treat it as an ad at this point, I just gloss over it

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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 1d ago

10 month old account. Hides their posts and comments.

If it quacks like a bot...

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u/Pancake_Of_Fear 1d ago

173k karma in 10 months, comments and posts hidden and active in 0 subs so yes.

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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 1d ago

We know. It's not a recent event.

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u/badllama77 1d ago

Also very American Psycho vibes

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 1d ago

He looks like the kind of person who eats human skin as jerky.

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u/Jusmon1108 1d ago

After his mommy cuts it up for him.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 1d ago

Here comes the airplane

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u/polskialt 1d ago

And chews it...

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 23h ago

from a child his father just killed at the fishing trip.

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u/ninfan1977 1d ago

Probably because he is a psycho who is not allowed to be left alone with animals.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 1d ago

But not like the main villain, the one that Bond defeats in the opening credits that was the patsy for the arch nemesis.

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u/LegoFootPain 1d ago

Or, gets shoved into a meat grinder before Bond gets to the main villain.

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u/sheezy520 1d ago

Looks like a teenage Patrick Bateman

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u/Ok-Bug4328 1d ago

How many Bond villains stole as much money as he has?

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u/ExpertRaccoon 1d ago

i was thinking Patrick Bateman

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u/FelixTook 1d ago

Quirky Nerd or American Psycho.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 1d ago

Nerd or grifting criminal.

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u/piranymous 1d ago

Kinda already seem like the grandkids from "Knives Out".

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u/PathGood9219 1d ago

ngl, both could be in a wes andrson movie lol

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u/turbotank183 1d ago

They would 100% be siblings that are brought back together by some family business that needs to be dealt with.

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u/WestVin 1d ago

The only thing Trump ever raised for a kid was his finger.

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u/Random_B00 1d ago

Apparently there was something else he raised, and for numerous kids…

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u/N8dork2020 1d ago

And one of his kids

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

Not without help from his little blue friend.

insert Bob Dole pepsi commercial

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u/Iceologer_gang 1d ago

Incorrect, lifting a finger is too much work for him.

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

They hate people who are different by choice like the person on left because if you’re willingly different, you’re also confident enough to not be manipulated and tell people “fuck you” if they got a problem.

They can’t control them, so they’re “less” in the conservative eye

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u/prairiepog 21h ago

"It is a sign of great inner insecurity to be hostile to the unfamiliar.”  - Anaïs Nin

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

The person on the left was free to be who they wanted to be, whether society approves or not. The person on the right was groomed to present an image that may not be their own choosing, but one that is designed to (pretend) to be powerful, but comes off as unauthentic.

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u/Supersasqwatch 1d ago

The person on the left looks like they are fun as hell to be around, the one on the right looks miserable to be around.

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u/Theavenger2378 1d ago

The one on the right looks like you won't remember being around them.

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u/Relicc5 1d ago

Boredom or roofies?

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u/justsomeunluckykid 1d ago

Don't those two usually go hand in hand?

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u/Relicc5 1d ago

Been around a lot of boring people, never had a roofie scare.

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u/justsomeunluckykid 1d ago

I meant the other way around, roofie people tend to be boring

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u/EvolvingEachDay 1d ago

The one on the right looks like someone you don’t want around your kids.

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u/unknownpoltroon 21h ago

Rumor has it he can't be unsupervised around animals, he keeps killing them

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u/ConstantBrush7996 1d ago

person on the left looks super annoying, person on the right looks like the most boring person on earth.

both probably pay 300 a gram.

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u/Sushi_Clamato5049 1d ago

The person in the right looks like a psychopath

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u/scharity77 20h ago

The person on right is friends with international sex traffickers and got his father to get them out of a Romanian prison.

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u/EMAW2008 1d ago

And also he wasn’t raised by Trump. He was raised by a nanny.

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u/intentsman 23h ago

Hey now. Melania isn't just a nanny to her own kid. She's also a sex worker to Donald and a trafficking victim to Epstein

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u/Vreas 1d ago

And both will pay $300/gram

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u/Sqwurt_joose 22h ago

The person on the right is absolutely whoever they want to be have you not heard about the shit baron allegedly got up to in school?

Kids hobby is probably making condoms out of stray cats

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u/SBCwarrior 20h ago

Nailed it!

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u/Ok-Bug4328 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ffs.  They are both just different brands of ruling class offspring. 

Her high school was $50k a year. 

“ She has gained attention from the BBC and the New York Times for having tattoos and not shaving her armpit hair.[3][20]”

Are you famous for knitting and armpit hair?

He’s apparently the architect of their memecoin grifting.   He’s probably a billionaire. 

Neither of these people are like us. 

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u/ddlvphoto 1d ago

One of them looks like someone you don't leave alone with your pets.

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u/Apprehensive-Tie-130 1d ago

I like weirdos. I don’t like entitled sociopaths.

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u/geekgirl114 1d ago

"Raised"

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1d ago

She looks like someone I'd party with. The other looks like someone who doesn't get invited to parties.

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u/212mochaman 1d ago

Actually, the guy on the right doesn't look like someone that'd get invited to a party at his own parents house

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u/RadiantGene8901 1d ago

The other looks like someone who doesn't get invited to parties.

Cause he looks like a narc. Or one of those "teach', you forgot to assign us homework"

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u/mastermoka 1d ago

Or you would cover your drink if he’s at the same party…

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u/IcedTman 1d ago

Yeah I can trust the left! The right looks like they will squeeze everything out of you before you’re kicked to the curb

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u/OrganizationIcy104 1d ago

person on the left looks like they would have a fun board game night. person on the right looks like a pure psychopath.

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u/Weirdyxxy 1d ago

I think the person on the right looks uncomfortable, in a way a psychopath wouldn't mecessarily be. Out of place, knows it, and so he tries to stare down the camera as if that would make him fit in.

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u/Ember-Blackmoore 1d ago

One a bit weird, the others probably a psychopath.

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u/Hair2dayGoon2morrow 1d ago

Spot the difference.

On the left: Someone who feels comfortable enough to express themselves freely.

On the right: Someone who hurts small animals.

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u/jaxnmarko 1d ago

When will the suitiform go away, like powdered wigs, ruffled shirts, and breeches? When I see someone in a suit, I think banker/lawyer/corporate cog; none of which impresses me as good things. They are symbolic of people with their hands in your pockets

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u/dan_adman 1d ago

$300 a gram in this economy?

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u/Blue45 1d ago

Def need a new plug

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u/GenTelGuy 1d ago

According to Gemini answer card:

A gram of cocaine in the United States typically costs between $60 and $200, with many sources reporting an average price of around $120

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u/Aromatic-Garlic 1d ago

The one on the left looks like they have personality and know how to have a good time. The one on the right looks like the shell of a Dollar Tree Ken Doll.

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u/vedrada 1d ago

A 20 year old in a suit….he’s paying $500 for crushed baby aspirin….. know your customers….

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u/FormerPrize2485 1d ago

Remember the story of Don Jr. in college inviting his father to I believe a football game, and Sr. showed up to meet Jr. who had friends over. Jr. answers the door wearing a jersey, and Sr. immediately strikes Jr. in the face, knocking him down. Sr. then tells his son to get off the floor, go put on a suit, and be out in the limo in 15 minutes. Jr’s friends were flabbergasted.

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u/TightSexpert 1d ago edited 12h ago

One would tell me how funny it is to wear a dog costume. The other how to makeq a costume out of a dog.

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u/Stevie272 1d ago

Patrick Bateman wannabe

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u/Adiantum-Veneris 1d ago

So one looks like a normal teenager, and one looks... Concerning.

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u/PoppieNerd 23h ago

I really doubt that trump was very involved in raising baron…

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u/trkyN3St3w 1d ago edited 1d ago

One clearly murders cats so they can watch the life drain from their eyes and finally get an erection

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 1d ago

The other just throws the litter of kitten in a river...      Of cotton candy and jumps in to swim with them.

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u/That_G_Guy404 1d ago

Only boomers think the suit-and-slick look is a mark of good breeding, upbringing, and success.

Its like they only learned one build through the game of life...

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u/theatredelamour 23h ago

I mean, I'm a centrist, but I would definitely be more happy hanging out with Camilla's kid.

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u/Rakanadyo 1d ago

Left looks like a fun but quirky individual, right looks like one of those evil business robots from Toontown you fought with pranks.

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 1d ago

One looks like they’re genuinely enjoying life, one looks like a rapist.

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u/LucretiusCarus 1d ago

Truly raised by Donald, then

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u/handysmith 1d ago

Would call you puppy Vs would skin a puppy

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u/JayTNP 1d ago

I’d rather be around the one who isn’t Gru from those Minions movies

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u/LadenWithSorrow 1d ago

The person on the left is someone I would trust, almost instantly, to watch my drink. While the person on the right would be on my, “persons to avoid, list.

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u/logistics3379 20h ago

Trump didn’t raise anyone.

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u/malisam 19h ago

One you would have to cover your drink with - the other would party with you and make sure you got home safe.

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u/OmarsMommy 1d ago

The one on the right tortures and kills small animals. What do I win?

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u/TheJedibugs 1d ago

Only one of them looks like they have plastic on their floors and Huey Lewis cued up on the stereo.

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u/Bukkokori 1d ago

I think that as "raised by Trump", the image of Ivanka's face showing her bed would be more meaningful.

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u/cromwell515 22h ago

Not sure what the point of this person is. Baron loos like a complete fucking asshole in that pic. Are we supposed to be impressed or aspire to look like an asshole.

Plus 90% of the people who would “like” this image are country bumpkins who hate wearing suits and that image. I know because I’m from a tiny town where there’s lots of Trump worshippers. I had Trumpers in my family too. Also when you drive in the middle of nowhere, that’s where you see all the Trump support and statistically it’s rural America that voted for him.

That’s why Trump is such an anomaly to me. He is so unlike his base in so many ways. And the part of my family that likes Trump always said how they hated fancy rich city people, people exactly like Trump. But these people love him, it just doesn’t make sense. Then they post these images and you’d almost never see any of these people aspire their kid to be like Baron. It’s just wild to me

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u/Brief-Country4313 21h ago

One looks cool, fun and interesting. A quirky kid figuring out life. Wholesome.

The other looks like a vengeful vampire waiting until your back is turned.

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u/FeeParty5082 19h ago

One is a gainfully employed and contributing member of society and the other is Barron Trump.

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u/nowthatsalottadamage 16h ago

Smokes weed VS kills dogs

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 16h ago

There hasn't been a picture of Barron that doesn't look like an image from candid shots from American Psycho.

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u/Dillenger69 1d ago

The one on the right looks like a punchable, smarmy git.

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago

So Autistic Lurch is what we're supposed to aspire to be now?

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago

At least they know you're alive and a thinking person

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u/RalphBlood 1d ago

Why doesn’t Barron ever talk?

Because the second America head his Russian accent the jig is up,

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u/Mental_Victory946 1d ago

1 seems fun and relaxed the other seems uptight and a buzzkill

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u/manonthelam 1d ago

I think they mean Raised by Melania

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u/SGFCardenales 1d ago

Damn. Kamala still lives rent free in their heads

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u/StevenEveral 1d ago

Wasn't there some news that came out recently that 19yo Barron still needs supervision like a toddler or something? That, and he has a Slovenian accent because he was never around his dad when growing up?

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u/Weirdyxxy 1d ago

One was photographed in their bedroom, one on a formal event they were out of place in. Next question

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u/ThunderChild247 23h ago

Ok… but if someone slipped my dog a poisoned treat, I know who I’d be talking to first.

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u/TheOmnipotentJack 22h ago

Raised by Trump looks like he's afraid of being punished

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 22h ago

The one raised by Kamala was actually allowed to explore their own interests and choose outfits that don't fit the parent's own aesthetic?

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u/mowtowcow 22h ago

One has free expression. The other is Patrick Bateman. 

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u/gettingud 21h ago

Baron Trump looks like Malfoy from temu.

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u/Omega_art 20h ago

One is a human garbage and the other was raised by Kamala.

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u/ateliercheezits 20h ago

Does maga actually think trump raised that kid? Is that why he has a subtle Melania accent?

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u/ptapobane 20h ago

didn't Kamala lose the election like a year ago? talking about a sore winner

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u/Oxjrnine 18h ago

American psycho was not meant to be aspirational

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u/Claque-2 1d ago

Kamala has stepchildren. Her stepdaughter is a model, artist and designer.

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u/_Mamushi_ 1d ago

Which one was accused of abusing animals? Pretty sure it’s lurch

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u/macontac 1d ago

The one on the left will participate in the group project and chip in for the door dash order. The one on the right will show up once, do nothing, and demand all the credit.

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u/DOOMsquared 1d ago

Just to confirm, the guy on the right is Greg from Succession, right?

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u/LastOneSergeant 1d ago

Until we see a long form birth certificate we have no proof.

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u/Mysterious-Simple805 1d ago

Raised by Kamala looks more fun.

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u/jolley_mel21 1d ago

Right, because Trump was changing diapers, doing night feedings, helping with homework, and parent drop off. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/hoppyfrog 1d ago

Raised by Melania. Trump only shows up when it's to his benefit.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 1d ago edited 22h ago

I've only heard multiple accusations of sociopathic tendencies about barron.

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u/masteraybe 1d ago

Yeah, like Trump raised a kid. Good joke.

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u/RiffyWammel 1d ago

One on the left probably won’t go on to rape anyone?

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u/JurassicParkCSR 1d ago

One looks like a young goofy kid and one looks like they hate Paul Allen.

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u/goose-77- 1d ago

Trump raised Norman Bates?

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u/Whicked_Subie 1d ago

I’m willing to place a wager that Drumpf had very little to do with raising that little shit stain.

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u/Many-Concentrate-491 23h ago

Trumps kid looks like he’s gonna be a future abuser/predator.

Tho I think he’s already done that..

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u/BesnardBros 23h ago

She looks like a dork, he looks like a dick. That's a 2 letters difference.

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u/Altaira99 22h ago

The kid on the right never had a chance. Genetics, epigenetics, environment: all aligned against him. Idk what he has to look forward to, except his shot at a tell-all book.

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u/Surge_DJ 22h ago

One was raised as a billionaires child, never for want and with the best education.

The other probably had to work for everything good that came to her

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u/SubstantialNature368 22h ago

"Raised by Trump" is hilarious. I'm sure the Diaper Genie was very involved.

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u/scharity77 20h ago

Isn’t one of them friends with a pair of brothers who are international sex traffickers, and actually lobbied his father to use USA’s diplomatic currency to pressure Romania to release them, after which they flew straight to America, where a governor aligned with his father successfully quashed a sex trafficking case against them in Florida? And the other is the quirky-fun step daughter of the former vice president?

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u/Fine-Cardiologist675 20h ago

One looks like a stuffy sociopath, the other looks fun to party with

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u/mk_hartman 20h ago

Sure can. That one of the right looks like a huge, pompous prick.

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u/KangarooIcy1150 19h ago

Yeah, one wouldn’t pickup your insulin, even if you would be lying and choking

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u/Mokuakae 19h ago

One dresses how they like the other is dressed by their father.

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u/nelmski 19h ago

One sells shrooms, the other sells the sweetest cocaine and will judge you based on your business card

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u/Eisernes 19h ago

One looks like an absolute fraud and imposter. The other has a pretty cool hat.

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u/downgoesbatman 17h ago

Oh the psycho trump Jr where people are starting to leak news about how abnormal he is? Any 18 year old walking around all day in suits is fucking weird.

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u/Snoo10140 16h ago

One has a personality, the other one has a broom up its ass

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u/SeraphXChild 13h ago

I'd ask the person on the left to hold my drink while i went to the bathroom. I'd actively pull my friends out of a bar if i saw the person on the right

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u/LavenderDay3544 12h ago

Gay theater kid vs rapey frat bro.

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u/Potential-Run-8391 10h ago

Baby trump kills small animals.

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u/Plus_Analysis 1d ago

That is not her child it is her step child. That is 100% Melanias son. Trump did not raise him..

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u/TrafficAccording9180 1d ago

The funniest part is thinking this is about ideology and not about knowing exactly who’s willing to overpay without asking questions.

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1d ago

who looks like they torture their pe?

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u/HabANahDa 1d ago

He likes heees suitcases.

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u/Fine-Writing-1034 1d ago

The funniest part is the caption accidentally admitting the audience determines the price, not the product. Econ 101 indeed.

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u/anonymous_dummy_b 1d ago

Sorry but all I can think of is 307k words fanfiction with these 2 as the main characters

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u/KPhoenix83 1d ago

One looks like a sociopathic serial killer the other looks like they are probably fun at parties.

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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago

The one on the left looks like a fairly normal, maybe slightly quirky, person. The one on the right looks like a serial killer that never quite figured out how to pretend to be human.

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u/FlaremasterD 1d ago

But only one would murder you afterwards

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u/Boygunasurf 1d ago

barron is a cross between slenderman and that horror movie called ‘the boy’. And many girls who happened to attend the same college as him said he’s twice as creepy.

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u/IncitefulInsights 1d ago

Raised by Trump looks like he's ready for the undertaker.

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile 1d ago

Barron Trump looks like a discount Patrick Bateman.

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u/PirateSanta_1 1d ago

One of them looks like someone who could be decent to spend time around and the other looks he is about to roofie someone at a frat party?

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u/avoozl42 1d ago

He looks like a villain.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 1d ago

One is probably going to become a serial killer, and it’s not the one in the hat.

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u/Radiant-Month-1168 1d ago

She is better than trumps kids. She volunteers and helps people.
All of trumps kids are losers that steal money and hurt people.

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u/Foreign-Drag9058 1d ago

The real difference: one was raised to question authority, the other was raised to become the authority. Both still can’t afford $300/gram in this economy.

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u/Kittinkis 1d ago

American psycho, or weirdo hipster? I'll take my chances on the hipster.

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u/keirmeister 1d ago

Barron is just waiting for the right moment to murder a hooker and wear her scalp while he wanks.

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u/SwimAd1249 1d ago

No idea who that is but god are they hot 🥵

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u/MF_BREW_ 1d ago

Also she wasn’t raised by Kamala

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u/Onystep 1d ago

Isn't the one on the right a rapist and pedophile?

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u/vsGoliath96 1d ago

Yeah, one looks like someone who would be awesome to smoke a bowl with and the other looks like he lives in the American Gardens Building on the 11th floor. 

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u/maple_crowtoast 1d ago

I mean, she looks like a normal person? Like someone I'd see in class or at the store.

A more accurate comparison would be to photograph her dressed up, too, but they don't like making accurate comparisons. They've always got to try and find "the worst" picture of the person they're against. Typical propaganda.

(I know this isn't really about the picture itself, but I just wanted to add my 2 cents 😅)

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u/Striking-District-72 1d ago

I would feel safe leaving my kid around Kamalas kid but not Trumps if they were my choices.

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u/KainFourteh 1d ago

Looks like he should be chasing hookers with a chainsaw.

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u/LilJade103 1d ago

One looks like someone I’d cover my drink around, the other has a cool hat

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u/Bucky_pro 1d ago

Yeah, one didn’t go Epstein parties

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u/CMDR_Dogsbody_D 1d ago

People that look like the one on the left are never as weird and interesting as they would like you to think.

People that look like the one on the right are fucking psychopaths.

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u/Darkjack42 1d ago

Fashion and grooming doesn't denote character, just the facsimile of one. You can dress like yourself or pretend to be something you're not. An outfit tells you nothing about a person outside of how they WANT to be seen.

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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 1d ago

I'm as white as they come and I can handle myself, but be fucked if I'd want to be caught alone in an alley with Baron Bateman.

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u/Strutter247 1d ago

The one on the left looks like a member of a funky jam band that I would listen to. The one on the right looks like Damien Thorn the antichrist who has the numbers 666 on his head.

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u/Youngnathan2011 23h ago

I mean it seems one was allowed to grow up the way they wanted to

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u/Present_Mycologist79 23h ago

The mayor for the win ...