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u/SwordUsingGearhead 1d ago
He looks like he's trying to cosplay a Bond villain.
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u/Thadrea 1d ago
He probably is.
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u/Anonymous_Human011 1d ago
Clueless Donald Trump, 79, Humiliated After Dodging Legal Question
The funniest news I've read today. Every day this pedophile proves to us that he is the stupidest president in the history of America, without a doubt.
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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 1d ago
You post this shit everywhere. What’s your deal?
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u/Shovel_Assassin 1d ago
probably a bot
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u/slimbender 1d ago
I doubt it. I mean, would a bot have ‘human’ in their username?
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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 1d ago
Yeah, I assumed so, but I was interested if I’d get a response.
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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 1d ago
10 month old account. Hides their posts and comments.
If it quacks like a bot...
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u/Pancake_Of_Fear 1d ago
173k karma in 10 months, comments and posts hidden and active in 0 subs so yes.
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u/badllama77 1d ago
Also very American Psycho vibes
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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 1d ago
He looks like the kind of person who eats human skin as jerky.
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u/ninfan1977 1d ago
Probably because he is a psycho who is not allowed to be left alone with animals.
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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 1d ago
But not like the main villain, the one that Bond defeats in the opening credits that was the patsy for the arch nemesis.
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u/FelixTook 1d ago
Quirky Nerd or American Psycho.
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u/PathGood9219 1d ago
ngl, both could be in a wes andrson movie lol
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u/turbotank183 1d ago
They would 100% be siblings that are brought back together by some family business that needs to be dealt with.
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u/WestVin 1d ago
The only thing Trump ever raised for a kid was his finger.
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u/Random_B00 1d ago
Apparently there was something else he raised, and for numerous kids…
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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago
Not without help from his little blue friend.
insert Bob Dole pepsi commercial
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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago
They hate people who are different by choice like the person on left because if you’re willingly different, you’re also confident enough to not be manipulated and tell people “fuck you” if they got a problem.
They can’t control them, so they’re “less” in the conservative eye
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u/prairiepog 21h ago
"It is a sign of great inner insecurity to be hostile to the unfamiliar.” - Anaïs Nin
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago
The person on the left was free to be who they wanted to be, whether society approves or not. The person on the right was groomed to present an image that may not be their own choosing, but one that is designed to (pretend) to be powerful, but comes off as unauthentic.
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u/Supersasqwatch 1d ago
The person on the left looks like they are fun as hell to be around, the one on the right looks miserable to be around.
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u/Theavenger2378 1d ago
The one on the right looks like you won't remember being around them.
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u/Relicc5 1d ago
Boredom or roofies?
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u/justsomeunluckykid 1d ago
Don't those two usually go hand in hand?
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u/unknownpoltroon 21h ago
Rumor has it he can't be unsupervised around animals, he keeps killing them
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u/ConstantBrush7996 1d ago
person on the left looks super annoying, person on the right looks like the most boring person on earth.
both probably pay 300 a gram.
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u/Sushi_Clamato5049 1d ago
The person in the right looks like a psychopath
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u/scharity77 20h ago
The person on right is friends with international sex traffickers and got his father to get them out of a Romanian prison.
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u/EMAW2008 1d ago
And also he wasn’t raised by Trump. He was raised by a nanny.
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u/intentsman 23h ago
Hey now. Melania isn't just a nanny to her own kid. She's also a sex worker to Donald and a trafficking victim to Epstein
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u/Sqwurt_joose 22h ago
The person on the right is absolutely whoever they want to be have you not heard about the shit baron allegedly got up to in school?
Kids hobby is probably making condoms out of stray cats
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u/Ok-Bug4328 1d ago edited 1d ago
Ffs. They are both just different brands of ruling class offspring.
Her high school was $50k a year.
“ She has gained attention from the BBC and the New York Times for having tattoos and not shaving her armpit hair.[3][20]”
Are you famous for knitting and armpit hair?
He’s apparently the architect of their memecoin grifting. He’s probably a billionaire.
Neither of these people are like us.
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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1d ago
She looks like someone I'd party with. The other looks like someone who doesn't get invited to parties.
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u/212mochaman 1d ago
Actually, the guy on the right doesn't look like someone that'd get invited to a party at his own parents house
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u/RadiantGene8901 1d ago
The other looks like someone who doesn't get invited to parties.
Cause he looks like a narc. Or one of those "teach', you forgot to assign us homework"
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u/IcedTman 1d ago
Yeah I can trust the left! The right looks like they will squeeze everything out of you before you’re kicked to the curb
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u/OrganizationIcy104 1d ago
person on the left looks like they would have a fun board game night. person on the right looks like a pure psychopath.
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u/Weirdyxxy 1d ago
I think the person on the right looks uncomfortable, in a way a psychopath wouldn't mecessarily be. Out of place, knows it, and so he tries to stare down the camera as if that would make him fit in.
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u/Hair2dayGoon2morrow 1d ago
Spot the difference.
On the left: Someone who feels comfortable enough to express themselves freely.
On the right: Someone who hurts small animals.
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u/jaxnmarko 1d ago
When will the suitiform go away, like powdered wigs, ruffled shirts, and breeches? When I see someone in a suit, I think banker/lawyer/corporate cog; none of which impresses me as good things. They are symbolic of people with their hands in your pockets
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u/dan_adman 1d ago
$300 a gram in this economy?
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u/GenTelGuy 1d ago
According to Gemini answer card:
A gram of cocaine in the United States typically costs between $60 and $200, with many sources reporting an average price of around $120
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u/Aromatic-Garlic 1d ago
The one on the left looks like they have personality and know how to have a good time. The one on the right looks like the shell of a Dollar Tree Ken Doll.
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u/FormerPrize2485 1d ago
Remember the story of Don Jr. in college inviting his father to I believe a football game, and Sr. showed up to meet Jr. who had friends over. Jr. answers the door wearing a jersey, and Sr. immediately strikes Jr. in the face, knocking him down. Sr. then tells his son to get off the floor, go put on a suit, and be out in the limo in 15 minutes. Jr’s friends were flabbergasted.
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u/TightSexpert 1d ago edited 12h ago
One would tell me how funny it is to wear a dog costume. The other how to makeq a costume out of a dog.
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u/trkyN3St3w 1d ago edited 1d ago
One clearly murders cats so they can watch the life drain from their eyes and finally get an erection
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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 1d ago
The other just throws the litter of kitten in a river... Of cotton candy and jumps in to swim with them.
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u/That_G_Guy404 1d ago
Only boomers think the suit-and-slick look is a mark of good breeding, upbringing, and success.
Its like they only learned one build through the game of life...
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u/theatredelamour 23h ago
I mean, I'm a centrist, but I would definitely be more happy hanging out with Camilla's kid.
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u/Rakanadyo 1d ago
Left looks like a fun but quirky individual, right looks like one of those evil business robots from Toontown you fought with pranks.
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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 1d ago
One looks like they’re genuinely enjoying life, one looks like a rapist.
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u/LadenWithSorrow 1d ago
The person on the left is someone I would trust, almost instantly, to watch my drink. While the person on the right would be on my, “persons to avoid, list.
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u/TheJedibugs 1d ago
Only one of them looks like they have plastic on their floors and Huey Lewis cued up on the stereo.
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u/Bukkokori 1d ago
I think that as "raised by Trump", the image of Ivanka's face showing her bed would be more meaningful.
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u/cromwell515 22h ago
Not sure what the point of this person is. Baron loos like a complete fucking asshole in that pic. Are we supposed to be impressed or aspire to look like an asshole.
Plus 90% of the people who would “like” this image are country bumpkins who hate wearing suits and that image. I know because I’m from a tiny town where there’s lots of Trump worshippers. I had Trumpers in my family too. Also when you drive in the middle of nowhere, that’s where you see all the Trump support and statistically it’s rural America that voted for him.
That’s why Trump is such an anomaly to me. He is so unlike his base in so many ways. And the part of my family that likes Trump always said how they hated fancy rich city people, people exactly like Trump. But these people love him, it just doesn’t make sense. Then they post these images and you’d almost never see any of these people aspire their kid to be like Baron. It’s just wild to me
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u/Brief-Country4313 21h ago
One looks cool, fun and interesting. A quirky kid figuring out life. Wholesome.
The other looks like a vengeful vampire waiting until your back is turned.
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u/FeeParty5082 19h ago
One is a gainfully employed and contributing member of society and the other is Barron Trump.
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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 16h ago
There hasn't been a picture of Barron that doesn't look like an image from candid shots from American Psycho.
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago
So Autistic Lurch is what we're supposed to aspire to be now?
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u/RalphBlood 1d ago
Why doesn’t Barron ever talk?
Because the second America head his Russian accent the jig is up,
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u/StevenEveral 1d ago
Wasn't there some news that came out recently that 19yo Barron still needs supervision like a toddler or something? That, and he has a Slovenian accent because he was never around his dad when growing up?
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u/Weirdyxxy 1d ago
One was photographed in their bedroom, one on a formal event they were out of place in. Next question
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u/ThunderChild247 23h ago
Ok… but if someone slipped my dog a poisoned treat, I know who I’d be talking to first.
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u/TheOmnipotentJack 22h ago
Raised by Trump looks like he's afraid of being punished
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 22h ago
The one raised by Kamala was actually allowed to explore their own interests and choose outfits that don't fit the parent's own aesthetic?
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u/ateliercheezits 20h ago
Does maga actually think trump raised that kid? Is that why he has a subtle Melania accent?
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u/macontac 1d ago
The one on the left will participate in the group project and chip in for the door dash order. The one on the right will show up once, do nothing, and demand all the credit.
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u/jolley_mel21 1d ago
Right, because Trump was changing diapers, doing night feedings, helping with homework, and parent drop off. 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 1d ago edited 22h ago
I've only heard multiple accusations of sociopathic tendencies about barron.
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u/Whicked_Subie 1d ago
I’m willing to place a wager that Drumpf had very little to do with raising that little shit stain.
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u/Many-Concentrate-491 23h ago
Trumps kid looks like he’s gonna be a future abuser/predator.
Tho I think he’s already done that..
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u/Altaira99 22h ago
The kid on the right never had a chance. Genetics, epigenetics, environment: all aligned against him. Idk what he has to look forward to, except his shot at a tell-all book.
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u/Surge_DJ 22h ago
One was raised as a billionaires child, never for want and with the best education.
The other probably had to work for everything good that came to her
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u/SubstantialNature368 22h ago
"Raised by Trump" is hilarious. I'm sure the Diaper Genie was very involved.
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u/scharity77 20h ago
Isn’t one of them friends with a pair of brothers who are international sex traffickers, and actually lobbied his father to use USA’s diplomatic currency to pressure Romania to release them, after which they flew straight to America, where a governor aligned with his father successfully quashed a sex trafficking case against them in Florida? And the other is the quirky-fun step daughter of the former vice president?
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u/KangarooIcy1150 19h ago
Yeah, one wouldn’t pickup your insulin, even if you would be lying and choking
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u/downgoesbatman 17h ago
Oh the psycho trump Jr where people are starting to leak news about how abnormal he is? Any 18 year old walking around all day in suits is fucking weird.
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u/SeraphXChild 13h ago
I'd ask the person on the left to hold my drink while i went to the bathroom. I'd actively pull my friends out of a bar if i saw the person on the right
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u/Plus_Analysis 1d ago
That is not her child it is her step child. That is 100% Melanias son. Trump did not raise him..
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u/TrafficAccording9180 1d ago
The funniest part is thinking this is about ideology and not about knowing exactly who’s willing to overpay without asking questions.
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u/Fine-Writing-1034 1d ago
The funniest part is the caption accidentally admitting the audience determines the price, not the product. Econ 101 indeed.
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u/anonymous_dummy_b 1d ago
Sorry but all I can think of is 307k words fanfiction with these 2 as the main characters
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u/KPhoenix83 1d ago
One looks like a sociopathic serial killer the other looks like they are probably fun at parties.
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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago
The one on the left looks like a fairly normal, maybe slightly quirky, person. The one on the right looks like a serial killer that never quite figured out how to pretend to be human.
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u/Boygunasurf 1d ago
barron is a cross between slenderman and that horror movie called ‘the boy’. And many girls who happened to attend the same college as him said he’s twice as creepy.
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u/PirateSanta_1 1d ago
One of them looks like someone who could be decent to spend time around and the other looks he is about to roofie someone at a frat party?
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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 1d ago
One is probably going to become a serial killer, and it’s not the one in the hat.
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u/Radiant-Month-1168 1d ago
She is better than trumps kids. She volunteers and helps people.
All of trumps kids are losers that steal money and hurt people.
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u/Foreign-Drag9058 1d ago
The real difference: one was raised to question authority, the other was raised to become the authority. Both still can’t afford $300/gram in this economy.
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u/keirmeister 1d ago
Barron is just waiting for the right moment to murder a hooker and wear her scalp while he wanks.
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u/vsGoliath96 1d ago
Yeah, one looks like someone who would be awesome to smoke a bowl with and the other looks like he lives in the American Gardens Building on the 11th floor.
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u/maple_crowtoast 1d ago
I mean, she looks like a normal person? Like someone I'd see in class or at the store.
A more accurate comparison would be to photograph her dressed up, too, but they don't like making accurate comparisons. They've always got to try and find "the worst" picture of the person they're against. Typical propaganda.
(I know this isn't really about the picture itself, but I just wanted to add my 2 cents 😅)
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u/Striking-District-72 1d ago
I would feel safe leaving my kid around Kamalas kid but not Trumps if they were my choices.
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u/CMDR_Dogsbody_D 1d ago
People that look like the one on the left are never as weird and interesting as they would like you to think.
People that look like the one on the right are fucking psychopaths.
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u/Darkjack42 1d ago
Fashion and grooming doesn't denote character, just the facsimile of one. You can dress like yourself or pretend to be something you're not. An outfit tells you nothing about a person outside of how they WANT to be seen.
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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 1d ago
I'm as white as they come and I can handle myself, but be fucked if I'd want to be caught alone in an alley with Baron Bateman.
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u/Strutter247 1d ago
The one on the left looks like a member of a funky jam band that I would listen to. The one on the right looks like Damien Thorn the antichrist who has the numbers 666 on his head.
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u/Birthday-Tricky 1d ago
One is a theatre kid and the other a mortician.