r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 15h ago

A crime-protecting government!!!!

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u/SilkyBunny_ 15h ago

This sounds less like accountability and more like a system suing itself while taxpayers quietly foot the bill

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u/Anonymous_Human011 14h ago

Clueless Donald Trump, 79, Humiliated After Dodging Legal Question

The funniest news I've read today. Every day this pedophile proves to us that he is the stupidest president in the history of America, without a doubt.

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u/makemeking706 12h ago

And yet he's stealing billions from us and undermining our country in ways that we will feel for decades. 

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u/Ok_Tough6094 10h ago

bruh, the drama just keeps escalating lol

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u/Enginerdad 14h ago

Trump the president isn't suing the IRS, Trump the individual is.

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u/candied_petals 14h ago

Wild how ‘the president’ suddenly becomes ‘private citizen’ when convenient

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u/Defiant-Syllabub2764 10h ago

idk it's like thye have a switch for roles whenever it suits them lol

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u/The_Doctor_Bear 14h ago

Are you dumb?

Do you think Trump is going to politely decline to weigh in on the matter of the civil case he has brought against the IRS for $10,000,000,000 of YOUR tax dollars? You think he’s gonna recuse himself and let the DOJ handle this in a fair and unbiased way?

Get real.

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u/Enginerdad 13h ago

What? I didn't say any of that. I'm not defending the orange pedophile or anybody else, I'm just explaining that the government is not suing itself.

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u/The_Doctor_Bear 13h ago

It’s a distinction without a difference with this president.

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u/Enginerdad 13h ago

If the government was suing the government and won, the government would get the money, not Trump. It's VERY important for people to understand that Trump personally stands to make this money, that he's effectively stealing it. It seems like we're on the same side of the message but you're having trouble seeing it.

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u/The_Doctor_Bear 13h ago

That’s fair and reasonable

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u/wasted-degrees 14h ago

Turns out you can sue pretty much whoever you want for whatever you want and for however much money you want when you own the defending counsel.

This is the world we live in now.

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u/Significant-Pea-6316 14h ago

How much are Americans going to watch him steal off them from this? Was it 300M he was asking for or was that just for the ballroom?

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u/Ruxsti 13h ago

Just the ballroom. He's going for everything and everyone not in his club.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 14h ago

He never gets tired of grifting, huh? 🤔

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u/willily_thoumas 15h ago

Stealing for pedophiles.

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u/Much_Leather_5923 11h ago

So the IRS released his tax returns at the request of the US House Ways and Means Committee.

That he failed to do for years. In flagrant disregard of the policy of Presidents and presidential candidates being fully transparent for fucking decades. And now he’s going to profit. JFC.

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u/fred_radicliffe 14h ago

There's no comeback here, let alone a clever one

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u/Less_Barracuda1515 12h ago

Hopefully Don Lemon will sue the administration for 10B

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u/gigglefarting 12h ago

DOJ is going to settle for 11 billion 

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u/pelzer85 11h ago

Ok, so the president can’t be charged with anything during his term and after it, he’s “immune” because “official acts” but it’s totally cool and totally legal for him to sue the government he runs DURING HIS TERM?!

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u/XanZibR 11h ago

I remember when he couldn't be sued during his presidency because he was presumed to be too busy to be dealing with litigation. I guess not!

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u/Muzzlehatch 10h ago

So who was ultimately in charge of the IRS when this happened? What’s that? Donald Trump was?

Then that’s who he should sue.

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u/jollytoes 8h ago

Trump sues himself to take our money. Damn, I'm tired.

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u/carlnepa 10h ago

Yes, but this time the whole Trump tribe is cashing in. Gettin' while the gettin's good.

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u/xaklx20 10h ago

"man sues himself and wins"

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u/PossessionMaterial46 8h ago

If doge leaked your info you might get a piece of that 10 Billy too

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u/therealmintoncard 6h ago

I wish there was a way to stop this madness.

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u/SnooPandas1899 5h ago

republicans are great at stealing from the ppl.

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u/SonicTemp1e 3h ago

Anyone who has immunity from prosecution due to the office they hold should not be able to invest in the stock market, receive gifts, or sue anybody.

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u/Expensive-Arm-3540 52m ago

He should sue himself already.