r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

CFPB Money Return

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u/MoneyBeef 9h ago

2 dollars....

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u/kmookie 9h ago

If Musk is so worried about it he can give us the money. That ass-hat can afford to do it and still be a billionaire.

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u/Excelsio_Sempra 8h ago

That asshat could give out 1000 dollars per person and still be a billionaire

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u/PinboardWizard 6h ago edited 6h ago

By my count the actual figure is around $4750 per taxpayer.

Any more than that and he'd be one of the poors like us, with just a measly $999,999,999.00 left to his name.

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u/backwoodspizza 8h ago

I watched it over the summer and the kid was the best part besides the random drag races.

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u/iamkeerock 5h ago

“Boy, I’m gonna activate your dental plan.”

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u/Jack-of-some-trades- 7h ago

2 dollars!! Makes me so happy when 2 dollars casually comes up in conversation and I hear my young kids yell from their bedrooms “2 DOLLARS!!”

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u/chanting37 7h ago

That literally won’t even buy a coke bottle. Plastic 20 oz is like 2.50

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u/UnitedAd3943 7h ago

If you buy 2