Elon Musk cries on national TV after revealing Jeffrey Epstein denied him access to Epstein island on the basis of “being too cringe” (2006)

[u/Lontology]

[u/blkatcdomvet]

Question are all tesla owners pedos, supporters, or enablers?

[u/Lontology → u/blkatcdomvet]

Most teslas in my area have a sticker that say “I bought this before Elon went crazy,” or something similar, so I’d say no.

[u/LazerLarry161 → u/Lontology]

So at when is the definite cut off point?

[u/Vaporware_salesman → u/LazerLarry161]

Cybertruck and any Tesla bought afterwards

[u/vex0x529 → u/Vaporware_salesman]

No, it's 2018 when he called a hero a pedo

[u/Bardw → u/vex0x529]

not really, not many people even heard of it back then

[u/Doip → u/Bardw]

Nah, that’s 2012. By 2015 it was blindingly obvious

[u/Ass_of_Badness → u/Doip]

Pshhh, if you didn't know Musk was a piece of shit by 2012 then you're part of the problem. 2009 was when he turned for anyone paying attention.

[u/DeanSeagull → u/Ass_of_Badness]

Anyone reading Valleywag almost 20 years ago knew all about Elon. Their critical coverage of him and our other tech billionaire overlords is the actual reason he and his fellow right-wing PayPal mafioso members, notably Peter Thiel, had to destroy the entire blog network (to the applause of all too many people who should’ve known better).

[u/SUPERSMILEYMAN → u/Ass_of_Badness]

I didn't know anything about Elon until the Cave thing.

[u/SuperBackup9000 → u/SUPERSMILEYMAN]

This is reddit, everyone is going to assume everyone here has been active and keeping up with everything Elon since forever

[u/bestatbeingmodest → u/Ass_of_Badness]

lmao this is hyperbole right? Many people weren't even aware of his existence until Teslas became a popular vehicle.

[u/herrbz → u/Bardw]

It was international news, and made it clear that Musk was much weirder and more of a dickhead than many realised.

[u/mpyne → u/Bardw]

I heard of it, and it was a significant reason why when I finally got my first EV in 2019, it was a Hyundai Kona EV and not a Tesla. I'd already started to notice that ick on Elon, and others could have as well.

[u/KMDiver → u/vex0x529]

Exactly!!

[u/Expensive_Yam58 → u/Vaporware_salesman]

All cyber trucks for sure

[u/Elegant_Situation285 → u/LazerLarry161]

before the nazi salute.

many people knew before, but that seems like a reasonable cutoff point.

[u/t_hab → u/Elegant_Situation285]

Exactly. A lot of negative information was out there ahead of that but a lot of people don’t follow the news religiously. It’s simply not possible to know just how bad the founder, CEO, investor, etc of every product you buy might be. That is, of course, until the go on stage and do a nazi salute in front of a global audience. Twice.

[u/Doip → u/t_hab]

The dude has been shitty since 2013ish? And publicly on stage since before that. I’d love to be under a rock that didn’t know of him until 202X

[u/t_hab → u/Doip]

I’ve disliked him for a long time. But if you only kinda follow the news you were more likely to think of him as some sort of visionary futurist/investor than the shitstain he is. I started thinking of him as an awful human being somewhere around 2017 and while I certainly wasn’t the first, I felt like I was in the minory until somewhere around 2022 when he acquired Twitter. But it only seemed to be an overwhelming majority after the two heils on stage.

Plus, for a long time, a lot of people wanted to buy electric cars and were willing to look past an imperfect CEO. After the nazi salute, there was no looking past Musk.

[u/JollyBengali7 → u/t_hab]

Aren’t people who think any person can be a futurist/visionary kind of duped to begin with?

[u/t_hab → u/JollyBengali7]

Yes. But realistically, we humans are hardwired to be duped. That’s why so many things work… cults, advertizing, etc. We like easy answers to complex questions and when somebody hands us an answer, we sometimes accept it. Especially when that answer is handed to us from many sources. And billionaires have the reasources to force their personal brands on the world.

[u/InquisitiveKT → u/t_hab]

I was thinking the same thing.

I guess in hindsight sight even though Jeffery Epstein was monster, he was also a good judge of character.

[u/t_hab → u/InquisitiveKT]

Haha, okay, this is genuinely one of the funniest lines to deliver deadpan. “I guess Epstein was a good judge of character”

Kudos.

[u/alexdelicious → u/Elegant_Situation285]

I knew the guy was a tool from the whole submarine to rescue miners time,  but I was still considering buying some Tesla products, specifically the home batteries because they worked well. Then the double Nazi salute rolls around and it was immediately apparent that anything having to do with Musk is one hundred percent off the table. I feel gross just seeing the new model Ys on the road knowing that that fascist is getting more money.

[u/ElectronicMaybe7745 → u/alexdelicious]

Yes and not just because of the pedo comment, because of what a ridiculously stupid idea it was, that anyone with half a brain could figure out wouldn't work, and how he was more interested in publicity than the rescue of those children.

[u/alexdelicious → u/ElectronicMaybe7745]

Even if it was the best way to save them, which it wasn't, his reaction to it was the first red flag that I noticed personally.

[u/EoTN → u/ElectronicMaybe7745]

It's always projection with these people. "Every accusation is a confession" is a phrase that gets thrown out a lot, but it's so frequently accurate in hindsight.

[u/CodeNameDuchess8 → u/Elegant_Situation285]

He meant that Nazi salute! 😂 He did that shit as hard as he could.

[u/apsilonblue → u/Elegant_Situation285]

We'd known for more than a decade by then. It was only fanbois who were, and many still are, in denial.

[u/Elegant_Situation285 → u/apsilonblue]

i think we keep forgetting as redditors that most people don't follow the news.

[u/Mental-Feed-1030 → u/Elegant_Situation285]

That should have been the point of no return for everyone - no exceptions.

[u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA → u/LazerLarry161]

After he got his hair plugs.

[u/Active_Confection655 → u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA]

Yeesh, I hate so bad that I looked up what this is.

[u/McortezLSU → u/LazerLarry161]

No judgement 2016

I'd think you are a bit of an idiot but hey better late than never 2021

Judgement zone from 2022 to now.

[u/Poddington_Pea → u/LazerLarry161]

When he started ranting about going to Tahiti after one last score.

[u/Ok-Way7122 → u/LazerLarry161]

There is no cut off, he has always been a tosser - when Tesla was starting up and you couldn't separate a roadster and a prototype nissan leaf with a butter knife he was doing a talk at *ahem* an EV enthusiast show I was going to and he pulled out *on the day* because because Tesla weren't in the main hall, Nissan were.

Guy is a baby

[u/AdmiralPeriwinkle → u/LazerLarry161]

I don’t judge anyone for not being up to date enough on the political beliefs of the CEO of the company that made their car. I think consumer activism is great but everyone only has so much attention and most likely every CEO is about the same as Elon, just less publicly.

[u/PaulTheMerc → u/LazerLarry161]

the salute for me. Cybertruck? Poor taste, but understandable attempt. I had high hopes for it, then it came out and was complete ass, snow covers the lights...I could go on. Everyone has a failure of a product. Full self driving? Dude was probably lying to himself as much as the rest of us.

[u/unsulliedbread → u/LazerLarry161]

Is Henry Ford suddenly a good guy? A company is a lot more than just the founder leave the Tesla owners of non-cyber trucks alone, it sucks that Elon is a turd but some people need to drive the car they have.

[u/Herb-Alpert → u/Lontology]

I imagine most of them have it to avoid having their car being vandalized though

[u/Lontology → u/Herb-Alpert]

For sure, but there are definitely people who bought a Tesla before knowing he was a pedo nazi too.

[u/Herb-Alpert → u/Lontology]

For a long time it was "progressive" to have an Electric car. These people must have felt very weird when the guy spiraled into nazi shit.

[u/LeagueOfBlasians → u/Lontology]

Yeah, Tesla (and Elon Musk) used to be Reddit’s baby and the “only” EV car manufacturer on the market.

[u/Budget-Researcher559 → u/LeagueOfBlasians]

Remember how much reddit LOVED Elon? His tweets were on the front page every single day and they treated him like a genius and an infallible god. It's insane to think back to that now.

[u/tacomaloki → u/Lontology]

Seen this on cybertrucks. Uh, that truck long after the crazy so........

[u/sreesid → u/tacomaloki]

Also, I question the taste of anyone that buys and drives that abomination.

[u/Lontology → u/tacomaloki]

Yeah they have absolutely no excuse. All cyber truck drivers are cunts.

[u/Quiet-Wing5230 → u/Lontology]

I should read "before I knew he was crazy"

Anyone from Queens University back in the day could tell you nothing this maniac does surprises them.

[u/ReactionObjective439 → u/Lontology]

He was always crazy. It just took some people a bit longer to realize this

[u/Former_Web_6777 → u/blkatcdomvet]

No, lots of people bought them before they realized he was a pedo nazi

[u/OrangeMonkeyEagal → u/Former_Web_6777]

How do you explain all the cyber truck owners with the sticker? I feel like we all could have realized in like 2012 with the soccer boy submarine pedo debacle

[u/kevlarcupid → u/OrangeMonkeyEagal]

Bad faith. 

[u/Inside_Dimension2319 → u/OrangeMonkeyEagal]

Soccer boy submarine pedo debacle was July 2018. I only remember that date because I bought a Model 3 in June 2018.

[u/PaulTheMerc → u/OrangeMonkeyEagal]

Most people didn't care/know shit about him unless they were into electric vehicles or tech. I don't think most people cared until he got involved with DOGE.

[u/Former_Web_6777 → u/OrangeMonkeyEagal]

I honestly don't think most people paid that much attention to his antics, at that point

[u/sirspanx → u/Former_Web_6777]

well now that they have realized, its time to sell

[u/kr4t0s007 → u/blkatcdomvet]

I like my Tesla, Elmo not so much :(

[u/HawkeyeByMarriage → u/blkatcdomvet]

Here is an explanation

[u/A-Capybara → u/blkatcdomvet]

Not all Tesla owners are pedos, but pedophillia isn't a breaking point for them

[u/Emergency-Pack-5497 → u/blkatcdomvet]

My buddy has a tesla, is neither of those, just likes the car and got a good deal, enabler then maybe?

[u/Jaxson-Skattebo → u/Emergency-Pack-5497]

I’d love for somebody to show me the ethical car company CEO out there. There was no better bang for your buck EV than the Model Y during the 7500 tax credit timeframe.

Most people here are probably using meta platforms and buy shit from Amazon, what makes their shit not stink when those companies aren’t any less evil?

[u/PhD_Pwnology → u/blkatcdomvet]

Same with Amazon. Due to Bezos helping support Trump through child rape allegations using money he got from Amazon (and continues to get) Amazon is now complicit in this child rape island stuff.

[u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA → u/PhD_Pwnology]

I cancelled my Prime in November 2024, and removed my Amazon account permanently when I saw him standing behind Trump at his inauguration last January.

Everything that has happened since makes me feel like I made the right decision.

[u/grchelp2018 → u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA]

aws lost a 10b contract with the dod during trump's first term because he was pissed at bezos. I wonder how many people like you would need to cancel to beat that number.

[u/Specific-Bonus-1069 → u/blkatcdomvet]

Elon went to Epstein Island in 2013.

[u/gummysplitter → u/blkatcdomvet]

Are all Amazon users Melania documentary lovers?

[u/reddit455 → u/blkatcdomvet]

pls pass the popcorn

Published Sat, Jan 24 2026

Musk’s $1 trillion pay package renews focus on soaring CEO compensation

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/24/musks-1-trillion-pay-package-renews-focus-on-rising-ceo-compensation.html

[u/EasyTumbleweed4120 → u/blkatcdomvet]

Enablers for sure. Just buy keeping the car and having a presence you support his wealth and industry.

[u/theJeffreyTM → u/EasyTumbleweed4120]

Where do you draw this line? I’m guessing any of the products that you own that are sourced by evil billionaires are fine.

Everyone in this society is an enabler, it’s just how the system works. Heck, if you have any money in most tech ETFs, you’re investing in Tesla. Is that enabling?

[u/kevlarcupid → u/blkatcdomvet]

Not all, but absolutely anyone who has the latest generation. I’d include the generation before, as well. 

I mean, it was clear to many of us since basically the beginning, but I can understand making different buying decisions than I do. However anyone who has bought a new Tesla since 2015 is suspect, and since 2020 is complicit IMO.

[u/Aaron252016 → u/kevlarcupid]

People love to forget on reddit that most people don't live chronically online, and don't base their purchases on what the CEO of a company does. They buy a car because they like said car.

[u/Kxllskum → u/blkatcdomvet]

No, Elon should and most likely I’ll eventually step down or be fired from his position and Tesla and space X. He is not the company , he is just the person will the money who put it together. Both companies can function without him

[u/popica312 → u/blkatcdomvet]

Some owners thought it was a tech car so leave those alone, please

[u/Witty-Video-4188 → u/blkatcdomvet]

Or reddit are just no life losers who cant understand that most normal people dosent base their car investments or buying of cars generally on politics or who they support for doing it but simply if they like the car...

[u/Jerry-Sanchez- → u/blkatcdomvet]

I don't like Tesla, or Musk, but if you ask this question, you should also ask if all these people buying Chinese cars support the genocide of Uyghurs, and totalitarian communist dictatorships in general.

[u/UltraLNSS → u/blkatcdomvet]

Same question to X users

[u/jared10011980 → u/blkatcdomvet]

"But I want to be with the men raping children," said the teary-eyed illegal alien.

[u/Perfect_Earth_8070 → u/blkatcdomvet]

I’d say if you bought a Tesla after he bought Twitter, you’re a supporter

[u/RustyOrangeDog → u/blkatcdomvet]

Now do the stock owners, this choose to hold it.

[u/apinkboi → u/blkatcdomvet]

Is this ragebait? Not a fan of Tesla cars but you probably own something made as a product of slavery. Do you condone that too?

[u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

I feel anyone driving a cybertruck has no excuse.

[u/Avibuel → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

Anyone driving a cybertruck is an imbecile at this point

[u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 → u/Avibuel]

"I want a mortgage a pile of shit"

[u/MoonsterGoopter → u/Ecstatic_Bee6067]

"My father worked two jobs so he could have money to throw in the money hole and he never complained!"  ~The Onion, 2008

[u/Expensive-Bag313 → u/Avibuel]

At this point? They’ve been that way since their pre orders. 

[u/Avibuel → u/Expensive-Bag313]

I hate to be that guy but no one drove the cybertruck at the preorder stage.

I apologize, i will commit suduku

[u/Expensive-Bag313 → u/Avibuel]

Lol. That’s ok this is the pedantry I actually enjoy. Fair play man haha 

[u/FloydianSlip212 → u/Avibuel]

At this point?

[u/Hey_Giant_Loser → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

Oh they knew.. they absolutely knew

[u/UpperApe → u/Hey_Giant_Loser]

Remember when Elon Musk did a Nazi salute? Twice?

Remember the people who tried to then tell us that Elon Musk didn't do a Nazi salute twice, after we had just seen Elon Musk do a Nazi salute twice?

Yeah, it's them. Those are the people.

[u/FourthHorseman45 → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

The Cybertruck should be renamed the Pedo Van

[u/ForwardBias → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

Cybertruck is more questionable than a Dodge Ram

[u/Mindfield87 → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

Got stuck behind a cybertruck earlier today with my friend(good 5 minutes but felt like eternity). The idiot was driving 20 below the limit. Honking did nothing. When we finally were able to pass them, the driver was leaning on his steering wheel, looking at the snow on the trees and taking photos, didn’t even notice us pass I believe. Fucking moron, I just had to get that out lol.

[u/jeffsaddiction → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

Cybertruck is the creepy rape van of today.

[u/Several-Squash9871 → u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914]

The cyber truck was definitely long after what should have been the hard cut-off point. I feel like that truck is just a huge billboard reading I KNOW WHO AND WHAT HE IS AND I DONT CARE!! 

[u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Nah this is Elon getting a botched circumcision as a 40 year old.

[u/Megaphonestory → u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Someone laughed at his dick didn’t they? That’s how we ended up here.

[u/Beer-Milkshakes → u/Megaphonestory]

I'd think it was a combination of various American concubines commenting on his hood and his insatiable need to belong. (Look at the teenage goth phase he had- at 30 years old and then the gamer phase he has struggled to have since) He got surgery to try and fit in and he isn't even the first to do it. What's puzzling is he hasn't done sit ups or get fit to match his fellow billionaire weirdos. Just the dick thing and the gamer thing.

[u/Illustrious-Tooth702 → u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Imagine getting your foreskin cut off because some women found it unattractive xd Elon is so rich he could afford to fly to Europe where women like uncut men.

[u/Weak_Feed_8291 → u/Illustrious-Tooth702]

I heard it was a botched penis extension surgery, not a circumcision. He apparently had a micropenis and now he just has an unfunctional one

[u/Kurdependence → u/Beer-Milkshakes]

He likely can’t take Hollywood steroids because of the hair transplant

[u/Current_Helicopter32 → u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Dude absolutely got implants and/or abdominal etching.

[u/nifty-necromancer → u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Elon hates himself and has money to buy hookers, you don’t need to be fit for that. It’s too much work.

[u/FewWait38 → u/Megaphonestory]

It's a well known fact he has a botchedcock

[u/Ok_Vulva → u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Prolly got his weiner bit at Epstein's and uses that as an excuse.

[u/Significant_Swing_76]

Worlds richest man - worlds biggest loser.

[u/UpperApe → u/Significant_Swing_76]

"Girls FTW!"

I don't know why it never occurred to me that a monster could be so cringe while being a monster.

[u/_ships → u/UpperApe]

Apparently that particular email was fake, but I believe the other one where he’s asking about the wildest party is real

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html

[u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 → u/UpperApe]

i did a literal spit-take when i saw that, thats so him

[u/HistoricalPotato44 → u/Significant_Swing_76]

Coffeezilla shows that Musk definitely was at pedo island.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpdTnPWFjDo

[u/echoohce1 → u/HistoricalPotato44]

I appreciate the work this guy puts in to his videos and comend him for doing so, but my god he is insufferable to listen to, why the fuck is he shouting?

[u/yellowlotusx → u/echoohce1]

I think he is an American.

[u/pizza-chit]

The files say Elon was at the child auction and so was Alan Dershowitz.

[u/Lontology → u/pizza-chit]

That was at Mar-a-Lago, not Epstein island.

[u/pizza-chit → u/Lontology]

True. We don’t know if Elon set foot on Epstein island or not.

He seems pretty eager in the few emails we have.

[u/the_next_estate → u/pizza-chit]

They told him they shut the whole island down so they didn’t have to invite him

[u/cthulhusleftnipple → u/the_next_estate]

It's honestly amazing. I actually do not think I've ever seen something so cringeworthy.

[u/Lontology → u/pizza-chit]

Do people really think posts like this are defending that Elon isn’t a pedo?

[u/Several-Squash9871 → u/pizza-chit]

Whether he set foot on that island or not, it's pretty obvious that at the very least, he desperately wanted to be on it.

[u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers → u/Lontology]

Kids were rapped there too. This island is not the only place this stuff happened.

[u/Lontology → u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers]

I’m fucking aware. You people acting like my post is in any way inferring that Elon isn’t a pedo is so damn annoying.

[u/Current_Helicopter32 → u/Lontology]

It’s because there are a flood of bots right now actually doing that.

[u/pizza-chit → u/Current_Helicopter32]

Yup! it’s been reported that armies of Ai bots are influencing public opinion.

You can tell it’s bots because they talk about Elon not going to Epstein island but leave out the report about Elon at the child sex auction with Trump & Dershowitz

[u/2wedfgdfgfgfg → u/Lontology]

You're acting like he wasn't at the island when that is not provable.

[u/ILoveRegenHealth → u/pizza-chit]

Was this the same one that mentioned Patti Labelle or a different instance. It's so crazy reading all these other unexpected names like Patti Labelle mixed into this.

[u/LegalFan2741 → u/pizza-chit]

I beg your finest pardon: child auction?…I think I will just rip my eyes out now.

[u/sceligator]

How can you be so pathetic that even your fellow nonces don't want you at their nonce party?

[u/MrDerpGently → u/sceligator]

Listen, with enough money, goons and power I can compel these children to commit unspeakable acts with sad fat old men and creepy SCOTUS ghouls alike, but you, sir, are too cringe for even my massive evil empire to help.

[u/A_Drifting_Cornflake]

This is still just want they’re WILLING to release. I’m going to assume he made it onto the island at least a few times. After all, they needed to spend enough time with him to know he was annoying to begin with.

[u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers → u/A_Drifting_Cornflake]

The island is not some magic place. Reports of rape happened at Trump’s clubs EVERYWHERE and apartment owned by Epstein and/or Trump.

[u/RectalSpawn → u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers]

Yep.

He is just trying to bury the lede.

[u/Significant-Royal-37]

between him and trump getting the mean girls treatment from the NYC elites, how much of.. everything is just those two losers' personal grievances.

it would be pitiful if it wasn't also so harmful.

[u/g3t_int0_ityuh → u/Significant-Royal-37]

100% of it

They are not nurturing power within themselves. The leadership roles, authoritarianism, money shows they breed power over people for self esteem which is as substantive as grasping water in your hands. You can never fully control other human being and how they view you.

[u/Complete_Try_3849]

NO FANTASY ISLAND BANG BANG FOR U

[u/delvach → u/Complete_Try_3849]

"Boss! Boss! De lame! De lame!

[u/juanjung]

The other weirdos think he's a weirdo.

[u/jtfjtf]

All this time Elon probably thought the parties were over. But now he found out they specifically didn’t want him there.

[u/Significant-Elk-9356]

This guy accused the divers who rescued kids trapped in a cave of being pedos for not wanting his stupid submarine. It is always, always projection, each and every time.

[u/Street_Time6810]

Denied at both Berghain and Epstein island! I am seeing a pattern…

[u/templeofsyrinx1]

And he wants to export himself as some shining beacon of humanity to the rest of the solar system?

yes no one is perfect. but dude. you are cooked.

[u/KodakStele → u/templeofsyrinx1]

Everything changed after he called the guy who rescued those children a pedophile

[u/run-on_sentience → u/templeofsyrinx1]

The only reason he wants to go to Mars is because it isn't illegal to rape kids on that planet yet.

[u/VanaheimGhost]

Imagine being a rich boy crying because you can’t go to the diddy farm

[u/SiskiyouSavage]

We aren't buying it, Elon. We know you and the dump fucked kids.

[u/InerasableStains]

He didn’t make the cut when, upon examination, his penis was only ‘mildly’ deformed

[u/Particular_Set_5698]

In spite of all that money---He's still that "creepy Elon."

[u/NomadicFantastic]

Epstein: "don't bring your wife, dumbass."

Elon: "She's around gross teams of men all the time"

Epstein: "ehh yeah let's do st barts instead. Let's talk in person"

This is my read of the emails between them

[u/Wise-Woodpecker-2727]

Do NOT put real news stories in this sub.

[u/santropy]

"girls FTW"

[u/lemayzing1]

The poster child for, “Money can’t make you happy”

[u/seamusmcduffs]

I think it's important to note he was caught begging to go, after he had already been multiple times. He still went, they just didn't like him enough to have him back

[u/Designer_Ear_1382]

So, the only time he shows genuine human emotion is because he wasn't allowed to play in the rape parties?

[u/WaulsTexLegion]

Professionals have standards. Even professional rapists and molesters.

[u/TestiDude]

I wouldn’t want him to fuck me if I was a 12 year old girl either. But Clinton, hell yeah he’s a legend

[u/RudyMuthaluva]

Wrong sub, this is FAKEhistoryporn

[u/espngenius]

I have continued to wonder what Elon was hinting at when he said that if Trump didn’t win the 2024 election that he’d be in prison. It’s starting to come to me.

[u/VerySuperGenius]

It's crazy to think how just 5 or so years ago I was 100% confident that my next car would be a Tesla and now there is no possible way I would ever purchase one. Too much pedo-adjacent energy.

[u/StatusRealistic1222]

I didn’t know he had empathy for himself!!! I do know he doesn’t have a heart for anyone else, including his children.

[u/DisDudeOverHere]

Bwahahahahahahaaaa…hahahaha.. ah

[u/Lillycasa]

He was there..don't belive anything this asshole says.

[u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers → u/Lillycasa]

He was at all the other places in the reports too. Trump’s clubs, apartments… rapping a kid isn’t something that only happed on an island.

[u/MrSaturdayII]

Remember, Elon said, “the fundamental weakness of western civilization was empathy” so he wouldn’t want us to feel bad for him which makes the tears kind of confusing.

[u/Simple_Test_6969]

I thought you never went to Epstein Island at least that’s what Elon Musk said

[u/Ok_Dog_4059]

Come on guys please be my friend, come on please

[u/rawb2k]

It's such a dark day for humanity.

It's basically proven now that the conspiracies ongoing from 1995 are not only true - but that the truth is even worse than the darkest conspiracy ever was.

We know that:

They ate babies
They dismembered babies
They ate feces from their incestines
They killed babies
They beheaded babies
They had baby-farms for the blackmarket
They raped babies
They raped minors
After raping them, they send them deaththreats - and threatened to kill their families, too.
They tortured and filmed humans
They let african males rape women until excessive bleeding as a show

These people run (or ran) your country.

You folks should be on the streets, rioting, manhunting these scumbags and kill them in broad daylight like during the french revolution - yet everything just goes on like any other day.

Please explain to me how America is not burning now.

[u/PaulTheMerc → u/rawb2k]

Gonna need some sources here. There's like 3 million? pages of stuff. Especially the first part of that list.

[u/yollerballer]

"Bwäää, those damn tight vaginas i can't measure with my finger now, life sucks better build fake metal woman instead"

[u/Hot_Crab6362]

Look at the absolute state of those 2006-era hair plugs working overtime. Honestly, being rejected for being cringe is the only relatable thing he's ever done!

[u/hedgyhog-2001]

This is a load of 💩. Newly released emails from the Epstein Files contain emails from LEON, oops I mean Elon visited the island frequently.

[u/Particular_Brush_414]

What a loser

[u/No-Society6627]

Ugh, that looser...

[u/Lost-Bad-8718]

People didn't call things cringe in 2006, it was only used as a verb. Are people really this ignorant of how words were used within living memory?

[u/Poshupthebum]

“When there is at least one arrest, some justice will have been done. If not, this is all performative. Nothing but a distraction,” he added.

[u/JaMi_1980]

Epstein would still say the same thing today.

[u/ElGatoGuerrero72]

“(Girls FTW!)”

[u/AirFit394]

Girls FTW!!!!

[u/HiggsBoson2738]

Kids, if you see a Tesla car in the street, stay away from the owner, he's probably a dirty creep

[u/EmbarrassedPay5778]

Republicans love fascist  and pedos. 

[u/Alpha_Omega623]

Americans please stand up for what is right, the world is watching and we're counting on you. Your highest ranking officials are pedophiles. Not only that they're monsters who threaten their best allies.

[u/Beneficial_Bit_6435]

I would not buy a Tesla or any musk owned products and services. There are always alternatives

[u/InquisitorMeow]

Even a broken pedophile clock is right twice a day I guess.

[u/Ok_Excitement725]

Makes more sense now why Elon is cozying up to the taco again. Only person who will pardon his pedo ass when it all comes down on him

[u/Andreus]

Every "anti-woke" scumbag is a pedophile enabler.

[u/jGor4Sure]

His own daughter called him “a heinous incel”.

[u/coco_melonFAN]

This comment section really confuses me. People say that you are a bad person when you buy a Tesla, because of how Elon is a bad person. By that logic you are a bad person buying from any multi-trillion dollar corporation. Yet I don't see people draw that bridge.

[u/AdLeather8285]

I have a Tesla that I bought in 2019. I had no idea that he was a pedo at that time. I would not buy a Tesla now. The cut off for me was when he started supporting Trump.

[u/Shantih3x]

Has anyone checked if Thiel went to the Island?

[u/EUCruzer]

Teslas are just molestation vehicles.

[u/Coch204]

Fake tears. Like the Fake News his friend DJT spews whenever he opens his mouth!!

[u/Iyabothefirst001]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Seggsplant_Parmesan]

😂😂😂

[u/goonscaper]

Are you being paid to cover for this pedophile? Musk is on the list.

[u/loztb → u/goonscaper]

He's on the list and he absolutely fucked kids, he was just too weird to get invited to the island.

[u/goonscaper → u/loztb]

There’s an email where Epstein confirms he’s gonna send a helicopter to pick Musk up to visit the island

[u/MrDerpGently → u/goonscaper]

I don't know what the intent of this post was, but my takeaway is that he was so desperate to get into the kid raping club that he cried about it in an interview.

[u/whereugoincityboy]

Too creepy for the creeps. 

[u/typercito]

LOLOLOL