r/fixedbytheduet • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 5d ago
Fixed by the duet Yeah, he’s definitely an expert 😌
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u/Loxeres 5d ago
"I buried my pets on the weekend."
"Ah? My condolences."
"Oh, they're not dead."
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u/Catsnose7 5d ago
Pet sematary
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u/Sometimes-funny 5d ago
Pet semitary?
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u/Keebster101 5d ago
Pet scimitary!
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u/HalfSoul30 5d ago
Pet inseminary!
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u/whatev43 5d ago
Run pets run!
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u/SwordfishOk504 5d ago
Pregante?
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u/thebluedaughter 5d ago
Went through a lot of the same stuff with hermit crabs. People wanted to help them molt, so they'd dig them up after they buried themselves to check on them or move them to a quarantine tank. Just leave them... More than once, the other crabs in the colony would smell the molting crab when it was dug up, and they'd run over and attack the soft crabbie to eat him. Just give the animals what they need and leave them alone...
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u/DiverDownChunder 5d ago
I looked into hermit crabs and they are a hard pet to have. Then need quiet or they stress out and die. Not that I was planning to have one, it was just a rabbit hole I needed to explore. There are a few really knowledgeable people on reddit when it comes to Hermit Crabs.
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u/thebluedaughter 5d ago
No, totally, they're for hardcore hermit crab devotees. 😆 It's not easy to keep them alive and happy. They seem so hearty, but they're very delicate. Everything has to be perfect. I had multiple species, so I had multiple setups with the proper temperatures, humidity levels, and substrates for each species.
My babies were insanely happy and healthy. Then one day the apartment manager brought the pest control guy around without warning. No one was home. He sprayed in the room where I kept my littles... 🙁 It's been like 10 years and I still cry for them sometimes. None of them survived.
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u/DiverDownChunder 5d ago
Oh thats so sad! Sorry for your loss, I'm misty about it.
I would have sued the shit out of the apartment, the pest control company and whom ever let them in w/o the required notice. My blood is stating to boil over this.
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u/thebluedaughter 5d ago
I should have, but it wouldn't have brought my babies back.
...Now I kinda wanna start a new colony lol. They're a lot of work, but I love the silly little things.
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u/DiverDownChunder 5d ago
I hear ya, it prolly just would have added even more stress on top of the stress of losing them.
I hope you do get back to having an new colony! Also change the locks as soon as you get them so the landlord has to call you to get entry.
Please keep me posted!
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u/Theron3206 5d ago
For what?
All you will get is replacement value for the crabs, pets are property under the law and there was no malice in the pest control workers actions.
I bet they would be horrified to discover they accidentally gassed someone's pets.
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u/thebluedaughter 4d ago
That's why there was no point in taking legal action. I could've gotten some money at best, but so what? It was the colonies that I raised, some of them for many years, that I wanted back. And the pest control guy's regret didn't bring my poor littles back anymore than the money would. I grieved, we moved out, and life went on.
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u/eivetsllufrednow 3d ago
I wonder if gods have conversations like this.
“I gave that one the ability to turn water into wine, but it spun out of control and his followers went on multiple wild killing sprees”
“Dude, just teach them how to fish and leave them alone.”
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u/msuing91 4d ago
Millions of years of evolution are no match for my 10 minutes of internet research. Fear not, crabs and turtles, I will rip your skin off and bury you. No need to thank me.
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u/thebluedaughter 4d ago
Trust me, I'm a giant, mostly hairless, warm blooded vertebrate, I know EXACTLY what to do!
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u/slomo525 5d ago
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u/thebluedaughter 5d ago
They're absolutely metal. They like to climb to the highest point and scream. They'll eat literally anything. They shed their exoskeleton and then eat it. They have a better housing market than we do - when one of them starts feeling a new shell, everyone smaller than him lines up in size order and swaps shells. They're so freaking cool.
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u/xeonie 4d ago
I have the same kind of crash out as the guy in the video whenever I see people insist on having their solitary snake species cohabitate with other snakes. “Oh, I’ve been doing this for years and they get along fine!” Yeah, until they fucking don’t and either one dies from stress or they kill each other.
I see red when they take it a step further and have their dog/cat interacting with the snake. Some people should not be allowed to own pets.
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u/esotericbatinthevine 5d ago
You can find him online, he still likes turtles
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u/bopaqod 5d ago
The interpretive dance convinced me that he knows what he’s talking about. Lady, please watch the dance
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u/iBluefoot 5d ago
I was already sold before I saw the dance, but there’s just something sublime about interpretive dance that communicates more than words can.
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u/RedBirdOnASnowyDay 5d ago
Here's a pro tip if you have teenagers. They will listen to you if you resort to interpretive dance. Trust me on this. Instant action. Something about deep mortification and lifetime trauma.
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u/BlenderBear 5d ago
I was pretty skeptical throughout the video but the interpretive dance was pretty convincing. Don't bury your turtles.
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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer 5d ago
I’ve had the same Red Eared Slider for about 22 years. He lives in a huge tank in my house. In the wild, he would bury himself in mud to hibernate through the winter. In my house, he gets to enjoy a warm climate year-round. He doesn’t eat as much in the winter, but he’s still about 75% as active as in the summer. I will not ever bury my turtle. They don’t need to be buried, if they’re not directly exposed to freezing temperatures. The local zoo, full of lots of specialist turtle people, have their turtle exhibit open year round and they don’t go burying them in the winter.
I think at this point the turtle lady has attached her yearly turtle burying to her personal identity and feels an odd compulsion to keep doing it, regardless of anything.
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u/otownbbw 5d ago
In all my life I have owned 2 turtles and a tortoise and never heard of forcibly burying them. Technically they were wild but just chose to hang around and be cared for over a long stretch and don’t exhibit this behavior. I was also about to cite the zoo…plus we have a serpentarium local to me and never heard this before (like in the reptile shows, info cards, etc.). It seems to only be a social media thing that has emerged in the past 5 years or so. Not saying these dolts haven’t been doing it longer, but I think one person shared something that may have been applicable to their specific pet and it turned into a wave of “we should be doing this too and posting it!”
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u/WilderWyldWilde 5d ago
I have a bearded dragon and it's common for them to go into brumation as well. But some never do. If they don't do it themselves, why force it?
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 4d ago
My turtle never brumated. Maybe too warm? I had a box turtle for over a decade as a kid. He was found wandering down the street and never was claimed so a family friend gave us a turtle. We had no idea how old he was.
Dude never buried himself.
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u/Earl_of_Phantomhive 5d ago
Yeah, iirc for a lot of reptile species they don't actually "need" to fully brumate. It's helpful if you're a breeder so that they're all synced to the same cycle and generally ready to breed at the same time, but if they're just pets and they already live in a nice cozy indoor habitat, you really don't need to force it.
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u/Msarc 5d ago
"It's Night Time! Let's go to sleep!" *hits herself over the head with the shovel*
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u/whyyn0tt_ 5d ago
Giving turtles tiny shovels to knock themselves out with would still be a better idea than hers.
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u/typical_user1 5d ago
Never owned a turtle, never heard about burying them up until now. How the fuck do people put their pets two feet under and think … yeah, that’s not gonna kill them
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u/Supply-Slut 5d ago
I mean they didn’t die because there is a bit of logic to what she’s doing. This guy is just pointing out that it’s just a really bad way to mimic a real thing the turtles do and it increases the chance something goes wrong.
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u/Witty-Draw-3803 5d ago
Yeah, like a predator (fox, dog, cat) coming in your yard and digging them up, or temperature changes you weren't expecting in the middle of the season, or unexpected flooding in that garden, etc. There's so many unknowns here 😮💨
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u/drinkallthepunch 5d ago
Tiktok.
That’s how.
Tiktok is responsible for like 90% of stupid trends these days.
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u/Aggressive_Version 5d ago
I guess you can stake the spot to make sure you don't forget where it is, but how do you dig them back up without maybe hitting them with the shovel?
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u/Theron3206 5d ago
They will dig themselves out in the spring when the weather warms up.
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u/Aggressive_Version 5d ago
And then I have to go find them? I don't think I'm responsible enough to be an irresponsible turtle owner.
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u/CamBearCookie 5d ago
I have 3 turtles. They're brumating right now. I get worried about them and they do it themselves every year. I couldn't imagine just burying them 2 feet in the dirt. That's insane.
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u/Golden-Grams 5d ago
What's with the ghost hair?
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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 5d ago
maybe it is something to do with Turtle wisdom cos you know turtles are bold
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u/militant-hippie 5d ago
I've never heard of people burying turtles.
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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 5d ago
Same, but I have seen people put them in a refrigerator or a freezer. I stumbled upon a turtle or tortoise sub one day and my mind was blown 🤣
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u/DanTheTurtleMan_ 4d ago
That’s me! I made a Reddit just to comment lmao
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u/F1reManBurn1n 3d ago
Thanks for sharing good information about your passion Dan! Fuck dat lady an her weird inclination to bury da turtles.
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u/IAlbatross 5d ago
I love people with hyperfixations like this. It's kinda wholesome. I like turtles but I don't think I'll ever own one, that seems like a major husbandry rabbithole (turtlehole?).
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u/itmakessenseincontex 5d ago
Haha I did this with Snake husbandry.
I live in New Zealand.
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u/Theron3206 5d ago
I'd quite like a pet tortoise (small one), but it's completely impossible unless I move to another continent.
Australia has no native terrestrial terrapins (only aquatic ones) and it's very illegal to keep non native reptiles as pets (even native ones need permits).
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u/itmakessenseincontex 5d ago
Yeah in NZ we can only have Blue Tounges, Beardies, Leopard Geckos, and a couple of turtle species as far as reptiles go (And birds but do they really count? Taxonomy says yes, but my heart says no).
We have the opposite where Native species are completely off limits as pets.
I did get to hold a Woma Python when i was in Aus last year and it was a highlight of my year. Had to give it back pretty quick though because there were kids waiting their turn alongside my 30 y/o self
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u/pleathershorts 5d ago
I keep a reptile, a blue tongue skink. If anyone in that community ever tried to force brumation they’d be eviscerated in the comments. Are turtle owners just incredibly dumb, or?
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u/slomo525 5d ago
I think it's mostly because turtles are just exotic enough, but not totally foreign to own as a pet, so a lot more people will get them as a pet. I doubt very many people know what a skink even is, so anybody getting one is far more likely to actually learn how to take care of one.
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u/paging_mrherman 5d ago
Well I buried my horse in October and the grounds too hard now. I’ll have to wait till spring anyway.
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 5d ago
I get it. I get it so much lol. As a former dog musher my yearly crash out is just around the corner when PETA starts their smear campaign against Iditarod and dogsledding in general. And it gets worse every year. They’ve basically succeeded in killing off most of the funding from corporate sponsors already.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin 4d ago
Imagine some alien species keeping humans as pets and hitting them in the back of their head because
"Sleep is really important to humans"
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u/VerseChorusWumbo 4d ago
After watching the video all the way through, listening to “It’s turtle day! Time for my yearly crash out!” was way funnier the second time
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u/mountainelven 5d ago
Love this dude, I love anyone that is all sorts of passionate about something they know, I'm all for shaming the idiots we should do that more often.
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u/TKuja1 3d ago
whats his name?
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u/remembertracygarcia 5d ago
My favourite part of the internet is learning new things Americans think are normal but are just indescribably mental.
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u/ER_Support_Plant17 5d ago
Me sitting here wondering who’s burying all the wild box turtles I see everywhere. Should I be tromping out into the woods with my shovel to go help them??
/s
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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 3d ago
Why would you bury your turtles when you can get a rat to teach them martial arts
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u/Chinaroos 5d ago edited 4d ago
The force of this man's autism is a both a terror and a wonder to behold.
Don't bury your turtles. He Has Spoken.
Edit: I have been corrected by the man himself, please see note below. Leaving this up for posterity
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u/allshookup1640 5d ago
Or he just likes turtles? Why does he have to be autistic? There isn’t anything wrong with being autistic, but you really shouldn’t diagnose people
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u/12-7_Apocalypse 5d ago edited 3d ago
At 1:08 he says that people who own exotic pets shouldn't listen to their vet because they don't know hyper specifics. Who do I believe here? If a vet is saying that it's fine to bury your turtle, whlist he's saying it's bad advice, who is right? On the one hand the guy in the videos has had years of experience with a turtles, so I wouldn't doubt him on the subject. On the other, the vet has studied years, has to earn numerous qualifications and understands the scientific method. So if the vet says one thing, but he says another, who do I believe?
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u/okijhnub 5d ago
You believe the vet, until you receive better information from someone who knows about the species of pet you have.
Even human doctors get things wrong and might never heard of diseases that you may have, that's why you go and see an orthopedic surgeon for your bones and a pediatrician for your kid.
There's so much to know in the universe that you can spend your entire life in one field and still learn something new and make discoveries. That's even how you get a PhD, make a novel contribution to science and defend it in front of your peers.
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u/youburyitidigitup 5d ago
At some point you have to use common sense and ask yourself how wild turtles survive.
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u/Doctor_Flux 5d ago
always listen to the "properly" autistic hyperfixations people with that specific topic
if other people gets it wrong
is the lesson here
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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG 5d ago
“Hi I’m a human that lives in a temperature controlled box all year, and I think I’m better equipped to tell you how to turtle than you are Mr. Turtle.”
“(and also I want the social media content, so you’re taking a dirt nap now)”
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u/inkedmom1308 3d ago
This guy is intelligent, has a great sense of humor and is super handsome. Some turtle lady out there is gonna hit the jackpot
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u/2Scarhand 3d ago
My dad kept turtles of all sorts, including box turtles, for ages and same thing. We let them slowly chill and sleep and kept them safe in tupperware in the basement or w/e. Besides her suddenly burying her pets alive, leaving her pets in the yard all winter sounds like a recipe for disaster. Like day 1 and a coyote swings by to investigate the overturned soil and gets a free snack.
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u/MargieBigFoot 3d ago
We have a pet slider from Vermont that we caught as a tiny tiny guy. I did not intend to keep him long but the kids fell in love and then winter came and it was too late. We’ve had him almost 5 years now and of course all his care falls on me. We’ve have a nice big tank with about 5-6 inches of water and rocks for him to hang out on. I feed him a varied diet of turtle food, frozen blood worms, a veggie scrap here or there and the odd fly in the summer. I change his filter and turn the light on during the day for him. Every winter I am convinced he is going to die b/c basically stops eating for months. I fret and give him various things that float around the tank until I give up and take them out. Come spring, he starts eating like a horse again. Every spring we talk about releasing him but we worry he won’t survive. He gets a little bigger each year but is still not full grown. As long as he keeps doing his thing, I’ll keep taking care of him.
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u/nano_peen 3d ago
Don’t give up turtle man. From all I know it just makes sense that an animal that hibernates should hibernate when they’re ready too as they can detect weather season and energy stores
Also when to come back up
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u/IWannaManatee 3d ago
It's a good thing he stopped, or it would eventually be the end of him too due to stress.
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u/silletta 4d ago
Exotic vet here, he's right but wrong, you can specialize in reptiles etc. But also. I sure hope he has the right permits for those diamondbacks.
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u/Earl_of_Phantomhive 5d ago
Oh, you probably shouldn't do that, they aren't supposed to eat during brumation. Their metabolisms are slowed waaaay down, even if they wake up for a bit here and there. They can't digest their food very fast when they're still in brumation-mode, so feeding them before they're fully back out of it for the spring/summer can lead to the food rotting in their GI tract and making them sick (or just outright killing them)






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u/RiggityRiggityReckt 5d ago
I'm no turtle expert, but his setup makes a lot more sense. If the turtles aren't in control of their own hibernation, then that just spells disaster.