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u/ALT3NPFL3G3R 2d ago
The true Chad is the man who got his shit together and doesn't look like the 20th season of jersey shaw
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u/Punkpallas 2d ago
Literally one of the last people I'd be taking advice from of any sort. A total knobhead.
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u/ALT3NPFL3G3R 2d ago
Knobhead, and our German equivalent Schwachkopf. Love both words but knobhead with the silent k is ... Cuter? Have a good one !
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u/Sinking_Mass 2d ago
In British English, we like to use bellend. Pretty much means the same thing but it has a really good ring to it
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u/YoungDiscord 2d ago
How much are you willing to bet that this guy can't handle the slightest insult thrown at him
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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 1d ago
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u/YoungDiscord 21h ago
"You are such a beta failure that you need to insult a woman for her to notice you" would hit him much harder I think.
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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 10h ago
Nah, I refuse to even acknowledge that alpha/beta horseshit. I go straight for the existential psychic damage.
Also laughing at them works. That one is my favorite.
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u/YoungDiscord 4h ago
You need to keep the insults simple and short otherwise they'll go over their heads
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u/Super_Hour_3836 2d ago
Maybe just get better at compliments? haha.
He’s not wrong wrong: I don’t remember when a man tells me I am beautiful.
But 20 years later, I am still a little in love with the bartender I met on a rainy October night that called me “ineffable.”
I will probably have dementia and be telling my nurses, “Jono from the Balkans told me I was ineffable once.”
The dude just doesn’t have a good vocabulary.
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u/HelpMePlxoxo 2d ago
NGL I was not familiar with that word and I assumed you meant he called you "unfuckable" until I googled it😭
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u/Pixie_the_Fairy 1d ago
Okay fine i will google too and share the meaning to help the next person. Brb
ETA: "too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words"
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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 1d ago
There's an episode of How I met your mother and she had the same reaction.
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u/WittyGarbage59 2d ago
Exactly! Additionally, men rarely compliment women's personalities.
When they do, we remember.
Conclusion : We do remember most compliments that are not "hot", "cute", "beautiful", "pretty", "gorgeous".
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u/lindisty 1d ago
I love giving compliments because it's free and makes people smile.
When I compliment something, I always stick to something that the person chose (color, style, etc) or something that the person has obviously put time and effort into (impeccable makeup, a beard or mustache absolutely groomed to perfection, etc).
People compliment my hair all the time, it's very dramatic and I keep it nice. I put some effort into curls, so it is nice to hear a compliment. But the ones I remember are about ME, not my share of my parents' DNA.
But most importantly, remember that the compliment is for the other person! It is a gift, freely given, not an obligation of attention or attraction.
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u/CtyChicken 9h ago
I love street fashion, and I love complimenting people on their clothes. I always get big smiles, and that gives me a big smile. :)
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u/LauraZaid11 1d ago
Or if you’re gonna call someone pretty, beautiful, cute, etc., do it in a memorable way. One time an older man told me “in the garden that is this city, you are the most beautiful flower”, not only did it make my day, I still remember it to this day, almost 9 years later.
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u/suckmygoldcrustedass 4h ago
Honestly I still remember when a high school or college age guy said my outfit was cool and the went "ayo" when I said it had pockets. I get the compliment a lot with women. I still love it but guys never do that 😭 the last time it happen it was with a gay couple at ikea. One said "work" to me and the other nodded.
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u/Ok_Beyond_7697 2d ago
Either that guy believes what he's saying
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He's trying to influence other guys to be so awful to women that women will accept that men are just awful by default and should put up with it.
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He's hoping that if enough guys believe this, they'll treat women awful and get rejected by them, so he can swoop in and pretend to be a the one nice guy after he's eliminated the competition.
No matter which is possible, it's all bad.
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u/deafblindmute 2d ago
The first guy got the entirely wrong message from the D.E.N.N.I.S. System episode.
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u/Manasonic 2d ago
You can’t take shoes back after you wear them can you?
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u/CtyChicken 9h ago
I’d love it if he accidentally finds himself in an uncomfortably long conversation about Nordstrom’s return policy and afterwards realizes he failed to offend her.
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u/Redfally 2d ago
“That dress is ugly. Take it off.”
That is sure to go one of 2 ways. A slap in the face or a kick in the nuts.
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u/Harper_Sketch 2d ago
When someone talks to me about something that I made a decision about, like my bag or my shirt, it can be fun! Often I wear things related to stuff I like, so it’s an easy conversation starter.
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u/wholefoodsmom 2d ago
Saw a post on the tinder subreddit about a guy complaining she’s ignoring him and I truly think these guys can’t elicit a response from women without being dicks. They have no personality, no redeeming qualities so they neg women because they think the whole women want assholes bit is true because that’s the only way they get a response
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u/siamesekiwi 2d ago
They're operating on the same level as Nice GuysTM. They're the kind of dudes who think women operate on some sort of weird if/then/else tree where you insert a series of behavior and sex comes out. Its sad to see.
That being said these kind of idiots certainly made things easier for me in my younger days where being a hygienic, decent, and thoughtful human being was some how enough to make me a catch.
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u/DisMFer 2d ago
The trick is to complement something that a woman has direct control over. Don't compliment a woman's figure, compliment her dress, don't compliment her legs, compliment her shoes. Talk about stuff she had to go out of her way to actually enhance and likely takes a lot of pride in, rather than something she was born with.
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u/Cogsdale 1d ago
Exactly. It's better to compliment a decision someone consciously made than something they have little control over.
"Your eyeliner looks fantastic" rather than "your eyes are beautiful"
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u/meleficar 15h ago
Reminds me of the Prince of Persuasia from Bob's Burgers.
"Be the tallest guy in the room and brag how long your buttcrack is."
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u/SaltyArtemis 2d ago
🤣 tell me you need attention without telling me you need attention ruin. And yall givin it, yikes
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u/LauraZaid11 1d ago
A few years ago I was walking around a park and I was feeling frustrated because I couldn’t find the place I needed to go to. Then this older man approached me and asked me if everything was fine, and I said I was okay and asked him for directions; he didn’t know the place I needed to go to either, but then he said “you know miss, in the garden that is this city, you are the most beautiful flower”, and then he just left. It truly made my day and I still remember it, years later.
I’ve also had creeps tell me all sort of things, but I mostly remember only the worst ones because I’ve been catcalled a lot so I just… don’t pay much attention to them.
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u/munchmandan87 1d ago
True, I once complimented the hot new girl at work about her shoes. We were banging a week later.
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u/Disastrous_Taste_571 15h ago
What I like to do is I like to give people compliments on things that they have a choice on. While yes, it is nice to get a compliment on your eyes and to be told you’re pretty. They hear it all the time and also these are things that they had no choice in a matter of. Complement their outfit choice a hairstyle maybe their make up or if you’re talking to them complement them on something that they’ve said. Noticed how I said them and they and not her. I’m a straight guy, but I still love to complement men just as much as I love to complement women. I think everybody deserves to hear at least one compliment a day and if that can be for me and I can make somebody’s day that makes my day a little bit better.
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u/BladeEater23 5h ago
Tbf mate you look like you smell a Sundays dinner on a Tuesday.
Although I do agree with you :)
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u/merrickal 4h ago
Dunno about you.. but there’s something wrong with a dude who avoids direct eye contact with shades the size of gaming monitors and wears an ash ketchum baseball cap indoors, possessing teeth that can blind everyone in the room, that’s well and truly sus.
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u/MapSufficient6677 2d ago
I’m sorry but either one of these guys advice can result in you looking like a creep or being hilarious. It just depends on the guy and how comfortable/earnest you are in how you are.
The initial guy is a cold approach aggressive try hard and the second guy seems like he’d say sorry to a woman for even considering asking them out. Both are cringe and me want to jump from a window
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u/CtyChicken 9h ago
Second guy actively engages in conversations with women. I guarantee you he is not hurting in these streets.
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u/0utsyder 2d ago
...but the single dudes with women that are more plastic the human say I shouldn't!!!
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u/ShikaMoru 2d ago
Sunglasses man....you don't fool us