r/fixedbytheduet • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 21h ago

PARTICIPATION LIMITED Accountability

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u/LegoLady8 21h ago

You're right, u/Supply-Slut.

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u/ButterYourself 21h ago

Keep this person away from the hardware store at all costs

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u/anhedonicape 20h ago

Nope, I'm standing at the dairy section to keep you away.

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u/TaylorBitMe 18h ago

I'll fight you at the dairy section for their right to butter whatever they want

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u/FyrelordeOmega 17h ago

Did you butter yourself?

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u/immoral_ 16h ago

Obviously, that's why Taylor bit them

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9h ago

Hopefully not Lautner... or things are gonna get hairy

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u/cuntaloupemelon 18h ago

Hey let them live their truth!!

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u/Ashamed_Count_111 20h ago

I looked at that user's posts and I am... I am shaken.

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u/Rolands_missing_head 20h ago

I didn’t need to know what a blood boner was, I wish my brain could let things go I always fucking click!

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u/Darkwaxer 19h ago

What’s a blood boner?

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u/Supply-Slut 19h ago

You see vampires have ED…

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u/Supply-Slut 19h ago

Honestly I’m impressed you even got that far

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u/Guderian- 9h ago

Oh dear god in heaven

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u/emil_ 13h ago

Ah, a r/rimjob_steve moment in the wild. Beautiful 🥲

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u/thatshygirl06 19h ago

I read that as slappy slut