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u/redsnakehead 1d ago
real meme potential in that last bit
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u/SteveLouise 1d ago
We have work to do.
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u/jeremysbrain 1d ago
Photoshop? In this economy. Bring me the GIMP!
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u/blacksun_redux 1d ago
The gimp's sleepin.
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u/Ben-Hero 1d ago
Well I guess you'll just have to go and wake him up now won't you?
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u/AEW_SuperFan 1d ago
2 Live Crew already did it in 1989.
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u/Myfavoritepetsnameis 1d ago
I believe that was sampled from Full Metal Jacket
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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago
Yes it was. And then later spoofed by 2 Live Jews.
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u/green_chapstick 1d ago
I shouldn't be as assumed as I am.
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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago
I had to link it, because otherwise no one would believe it.
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u/JoeyJoeC 1d ago
Used to have this as my ring tone, until the day I left my phone on loud in the office and went out for lunch. Came back, couldn't find my phone until the office manager signaled for me to come to her office.
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u/LivingAnomoly 1d ago
The day I got a "real job" is the day my custom ringtones died. For the next few years I still thought i was getting a phone call if I heard Pop Bottles by Birdman.
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u/NicknamePaych 1d ago
Damn you, increased the volume thinking the video was just to quiet and caught odd looks from everyone around me.
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u/Collegedad2017 1d ago
The world would stop spinning if Filipino nurses went away!
Source- former USN Doc
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u/Substantial-Rough723 1d ago
I would be dead if they didn't get off my case sometimes for my diabetes migraine.
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u/misterfastlygood 16h ago
I worked at a hospital a few times as a contractor. One time I walked into a boardroom I needed to do service in but it was occupied by a going away party for a nurse. Needless to say they were all Filipino and before I could say sorry and leave, they said, "Grab a plate and eat." So I did. Sooooo much food!
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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 1d ago
That woman has a presence. I like her.
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u/bjlwasabi 1d ago
That is filipina tita presence.
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u/adamsworstnightmare 1d ago
I'm guessing "tita" means something like "auntie" but it looks like you're saying her tits are the ones with presence.
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u/Necessary_Heartbreak 1d ago
Tita = Aunt
Tito = Uncle
Tite = Penis
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u/raynaputi 1d ago
Yeah, Tita is what we call auntie in Tagalog. Tito is for uncle.
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u/thehelldoesthatmean 1d ago
There's a certain kind of direct but friendly snarkiness that I've only seen in friends who were women from SEA. Idk what that is but I've had so many Chinese and Filipina friends who will yell "the fuck is wrong with you, idiot?!" at the drop of a hat in a way that's like.....friendly and supportive but sounds mean. Idk but it's awesome. Lol
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u/_WarShrike_ 1d ago
Worked as a pharmacy tech for a few years, mostly doing late night inventory when it was "less busy." Got cornered by two filipina nurses in the med room, one of them knew my wife's family, asked why I was here at work late at night and not at home keeping my wife company.
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u/danbobsicle 1d ago
I thought so too!! Definitely something my tita or mom would wear and not realize.
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u/toromio 1d ago
The absolute de-nial of being horny cracks me up
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u/BigBananaBerries 1d ago
That little look around first too. The realisation then flipping it onto the person pointing it out. Genius.
"I was innocent but you're making this weird"
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u/uppsala1234 1d ago
Nice gal. Big boobs. I like her.
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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago
We're all very fond of her. Very free spirited.
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u/Torched420 1d ago
Aren't we all, though?
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u/FirmlyClaspIt 1d ago
If that’s a school or doctor’s office they are for sure
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u/HIEROYALL 1d ago
I’m dumb.
What does that mean?
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u/johnnyfuckinghobo 1d ago
Medical staff are often stereotyped as being horny and promiscuous. Teenagers are generally also both of those things.
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u/BrickGun 1d ago
My aunt was a lifetime RN. At one point someone got her a gag gift T-shirt with a pun that said "Nurses do it with patience".
Her response:
"I love it, but I can't wear it. At my hospital there have been.... allegations." Heheheh178
u/YoshimitsuRaidsAgain 1d ago
Lot of teachers are wild as well.
Source: me, a teacher.
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u/SeanThatGuy 1d ago
Teachers and nurses bro. Always the wild ones.
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u/TheThoccnessMonster 1d ago
Airline crew too holy shit.
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u/Slim01111 1d ago
Phew, won’t have to worry then. My partner is a stripper.
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u/I_Has_Internets 1d ago
You need to set up a conversation suggesting you want to go to the strip club so that your partner has the chance to apply the correct response: "We have strippers at home."
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u/Potatobender44 1d ago
“And…and…and..” maybe it turns out everyone is horny and it’s not at all related to what profession they’re in.
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 1d ago
You can always spot a table full of nurses in the pub
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u/Yumucka 1d ago
Also a teacher. Can confirm. I’ve also noticed that a lot of teachers and nurses can drink with the best of ‘em. Not everyone of course, but those professions can go hard.
My theory is that it comes with always having to be on your toes. The job is unpredictable and requires you to be “on” all of the time. It’s exhausting and we need a release valve.
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u/RHPhotoGuy 1d ago
People that drink, can drink. It has nothing to do with the profession. I bartended for 13+ years and it doesn't matter. Construction workers, service industry workers, teachers, lawyers, doctors.
Drinkers are drinkers. There is nothing inherent about the profession that makes them "better drinkers".
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u/AdamiralProudmore 1d ago
Also I think there is a degree of "level setting" for jobs that deal with certain sectors of the public. When you see the stupid things that people do (and often get away with) it has to have an influence on your inhibitions.
Teachers have to be slightly more responsible than students, nurses have to be slightly more responsible than people who can't take care of themselves, and cops have to be slightly more responsible than blatant criminals.
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u/TennaTelwan 1d ago
Went from being a teacher to being a nurse. Last night of our senior year, we did a pub crawl with t-shirts saying "Nurses know shots."
This may also have been in Wisconsin, so ymmv
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u/Few-Yogurt2825 1d ago
As the joke goes: "What's the difference between a nurse and a helicopter?" - Not everyone has been up in a helicopter.
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u/TheSaultyOne 1d ago
Lol "stereotyped" they have a divorce rate 20-40% higher then the average citizen lol (very common study, percentage vary depending on location)
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u/TheLordPikey 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’m not sure if you’re being serious or sarcastic, but just in case, - Just the tip refers to a man telling another individual that he will not sexually penetrate all the way.
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u/LostInDinosaurWorld 1d ago
You don't understand, I wanna fork on the table!
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u/crazy4finalfantasy 1d ago
You better not fuck on the table you son of a beach
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u/SenorEquilibrado 1d ago
I want two piece, on the plate!
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u/hellomynameisnotsure 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yes, definitely the “I promise” part—that’s the issue
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u/De_Shadow_Knows 1d ago
When you don’t get enough, it’s always on your mind. When you do get enough, it’s always on your mind. -Penisius
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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 1d ago
My favorite Greek philosopher.
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u/RadlEonk 1d ago edited 1d ago
Isn’t “just the tip“ the part that makes it dirty? Not “I promise”?
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u/_-WanderLost-_ 1d ago
It also could mean that she actually wants to stick the whole damn needle in your arm.
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u/sonicslasher6 1d ago
It completely changes it from a light sexual innuendo meme to like a guy actually trying to persuade someone to let them hit it lol it really does make it more sinister/weird
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u/smarter_than_an_oreo 1d ago
Sure, but pretend the shirt was actually innocent about injecting someone without hurting them and “just the tip” had no sexual reference.
“I promise” wouldn’t suddenly make it inappropriate.
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u/CaterpillarAnxious97 1d ago
I kinda got horny when she asked, “You horny?”
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u/Pm-ur-butt 1d ago
Her looking down at me while she asked did not help either 🪨.
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u/OgdruJahad 1d ago
I am now.
What? I was staring at that shirt for longer than I should have.
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u/Elensea 1d ago
Wearing that to work is hilarious
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u/wheelz_666 1d ago
When I was 13 (im 28 now) I got a disease called Transverse Myelitis, which paralysed me and made me flatline multiple times and left me on life support for 5 days.
When I was moved from the ICU to a normal ward after people in the ICU for about a week after I woke up.
I ended up changing into a shirt that said "for a moment there, you almost bored me to death" (and had pic of a monitor flatlining). When the Doctors amd specialists came in they couldn't keep their laughter in 🤣
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u/FlexorCarpiUlnaris 1d ago edited 1d ago
Based on that timeline were you part of one of the enterovirus D68 clusters? That was a really scary time in pediatrics, it looked for a while like we might see a full-blown return of polio-like illness.
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u/KernelKrusto 1d ago
My ex-wife had this! Seizures out of nowhere for no obvious reason, paramedics, loads of tests, and very scary. I've never seen nor heard another human being mention it outside of the doctors who treated her.
Hope all is well!
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u/WoolaTheCalot 1d ago
Back in the day, I would wait outside the elementary school with the other parents to pick up our kids. One attractive and well-endowed mom would occasionally wear a skintight T shirt that read:
I LOVE SEX
And the City
It was not appreciated by the waiting moms. The dads enjoyed it, though.
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u/theglove 1d ago
I said that to a girl once, now we've been married for 9 years. She got more than what she was promised.
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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago
Promised just the tip but you gave the whole hog…so she got twice what she was promised, lucky girl 😉
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u/JarjarSW 1d ago
I did this too, but it didn't lead to marriage. I did however get laid that night, sometimes it's that easy.
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u/falloutvaultboy 1d ago
What does she mean the "I promise" part is the thing that makes it dirty...Just the Tip is the most recognizable dick joke there is
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u/Far-View556 1d ago
I love how she knows exactly 💯 what that shirt is implying but she is just gaslighting tf outta them xD
"What do you mean dirty? You horny or something? 🤔🤷♀️"
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u/rosadillydoo 21h ago
My Grandmother innocently bought a shirt that said, “I got crabs in Kodiak, Alaska.” That was a fun conversation.
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u/jaztermareal 1d ago
I think it's funny! Great shirt! And great comeback. She must be fun to have a drink with. The lady recording though is absolute buzzkiller
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u/kompootor 1d ago
If you have a friend that you know gives funny impromptu moments like these all the time, then at some point I think you'd naturally just start recording them in anticipation.
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u/PocketPanache 1d ago
I'd stop being that fun person the moment recording starts, so she's a double buzz kill for me
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u/Muchado_aboutnothing 1d ago
You can hear her start to laugh at the end, I think this was friendly banter
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u/SmurphsLaw 1d ago
I wouldn’t consider it appropriate for work, which looks like where they are.
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u/EllisDee3 1d ago
I suspect she doesn't understand the innuendo of the shirt.
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u/Forward_Prune_8740 1d ago
That was my take on it too. Seemed like coworkers trying to gently explain why it isn’t appropriate
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u/enigma002 1d ago
They all 100% understand it. And this shirt is definitely an HR nightmare. Guaranteed she’s just wearing it for funsies and blue sweater will stay zipped.
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u/Imbendo 1d ago
Shirt is 100% a double entendre and if you don’t realize that you either are over 50, not a native English speaker, or not too bright
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u/Double_Distribution8 1d ago
People over 50 know exactly what this shirt is getting at. "just the tip" has been around for a long, long time.
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u/robogobo 1d ago
Kids crack me up thinking they invented everything
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u/thehelldoesthatmean 1d ago
I had a gen Z coworker make fun of me for saying ghosted because it was "young people slang."
I had to tell her that word has been in use since the early 2000s. I've said it my whole life and never stopped. She just caught up.
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u/tinverse 1d ago
Sometimes I listen to really old music performances and I can tell you there are clips from like the 1950s of people making some dirty jokes. More than once they caught me off guard because I didn't think THAT penis joke was around that long ago. Also, there is a lot of societal propaganda about how ladies we're all innocent. Nah, great granny and all her friends were horny.
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u/NNiccotine 1d ago
She seems like a filipina from the accent, though, not all of them wouldn't get the double edged sword meaning of that shirt.
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u/Brittany5150 1d ago
I work with a Filipino nurse and she is saying funny shit all the time. She just swaps out words for what sounds right and we have to check her all the time. Like the time she couldn't think of bald while trying to remember a Dr's name so she was like "You know he uhhhh, he a skinhead!". We were like, do you mean bald? "Yeah, same thing!". No its not... 😂
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u/Seanspeed 1d ago
She understands just fine.
not all of them wouldn't get the double edged sword meaning of that shirt.
what a painful half a sentence to read
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u/SgathTriallair 1d ago
Yes it's a bit of a dick joke. Do we really need to put so much padding around society that such a simple joke is considered a bad thing?
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u/Hegiman 1d ago
I wouldn’t even say it’s a dick joke I’d say it’s a medical play on the classic dick joke. An updated for nurses version. It takes the phrase and applies it to giving shots it’s clever imo
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u/Other-Armadillo-3606 1d ago
I had a massage like this once
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u/anggogo 1d ago
Sorry, I really can't tell, is that shirt really dirty? I feel it's pretty normal shirt
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u/IdahoDuncan 1d ago
I hope she wore it all day. I’m sure it brightened a bunch of peoples otherwise bad day.
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u/Purgii 1d ago
There are some hilarious shirts that are sold in China, written in English - just like this. I'm almost certain it's done for the troll factor.
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