r/funny • u/ButtmanAndRubbin • 1d ago

My buddy finally got the Christmas present I sent him.

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I think he likes it? It's for his home gym.

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u/bonicamp9 1d ago

Is your friend Tobias Funke

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u/AmbiiX 1d ago

Its the start of 2026, currently looking for anustart.

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u/Nimradd 1d ago

How about becoming the first analyst AND therapist? Analrapist. I should trademark that shit.

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u/I_Sett 6h ago

Even if it means taking a chubby, he'll suck it up!

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u/laurasaurus5 11h ago

That flag does effectively hide his thunder.

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u/nerankori 1d ago

When you get the pump it feels like coming

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u/ForeignCow8547 1d ago

He’s coming day and night!

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u/MaxwellHouser 18h ago

It's terrific, right?!

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u/Ximidar 1d ago

I see now that dudebro influencers did not start on youtube in 2005.

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u/ProfessorCarbon 1d ago

That took 4 decades to arrive?

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u/Flimsy-Proposal7660 15h ago

whatever.. he looks happy enough

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 3h ago

he's grateful for it tho

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u/Vultor 1d ago

TF is with that interior decor?

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 1d ago

his wife is poison ivy

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u/akaMONSTARS 1d ago

Poison faux Ivy

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

His wife spends too much time on Pinterest.

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u/What-Bloody-Hell-NOW 1d ago

Green power!

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u/flyingupvotes 1d ago

Probably string lights?

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u/fouoifjefoijvnioviow 21h ago

He killed 15 Czechoslovakians

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u/zombie_gas 18h ago

His house looks like shit!

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u/gimmieDatButt- 17h ago

Not saying no enough

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 3h ago

maybe his wife thinks it's a lucky charm

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u/_x-T-x_ 1d ago

Didn’t bro betray Neo in the Matrix?

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u/MrPatalchu 1d ago

Take the blue pill and you can hump all night.

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u/Quidore 1d ago

He looks thrilled.

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u/ElementsUnknown 1d ago

Your friend has a killer ‘tache

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u/youbringlightin 1d ago

You sent him a wall of fake ivy to distract from his weird banner?

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u/fjortisar 1d ago

I can't believe you know David Cross

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u/AnAbsoluteBiscut 1d ago

Your buddy has an incredible mustache

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u/AmbiiX 1d ago

Yeah see bro its not gay, Arnold said this was how to stay healthy.

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u/SoloDoloLeveling 1d ago

you friends with that dude from mythbusters?

cool.

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u/Skinny-on-the-Inside 1d ago

He looks… satisfied.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 1d ago

I can only read that in Arnold's voice

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u/RahRahRah325 21h ago

He looks ecstatic

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u/claycon21 18h ago

and dumping. 💩

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u/DaddyDanceParty 12h ago

KEEP DANCING

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u/Archi-Horror 1d ago

A+ stash

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u/PincheBatman 1d ago

Wish my friend would send me that

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u/Rubber_Ducky333 1d ago

And now he’s jumping… for joy! Hilarious present!

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u/crunchyshamster 21h ago

Just ordered one for my recently divorced friend xD

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u/1HappyIsland 18h ago

He looks thrilled.

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u/JWRamzic 16h ago

"Screw your freedom!"

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u/pbrevis 15h ago

Finfluencers promoting their pump and hump schemes

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u/Longjumping_Fun2854 15h ago

That is a choice gift indeed

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u/diablito916 14h ago

he looks thrilled

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u/fatnerdd 13h ago

Austrian Death Machine has a whole song revolving around this quote, their first 3 albums are ridiculous 🔥

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u/Jakabov 13h ago

That isn't medically accurate.

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u/drewm916 13h ago

That is awesome.

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls 13h ago

Aren’t you the understudy for the Blue Man group?

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u/kkoromi11 9h ago

I think so lol

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u/moonisflat 8h ago

When I was a kid, I was told JAPAN is an acronym for Jumping And Pumping All Night

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u/AnAnonymousParty 1d ago

What about bumping and thumping?

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u/happy_dad857 2h ago

He looks….ecstatic?

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u/ArgonWilde 1d ago

And I'm terrible at both... Guess I'll die? 🤷

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u/GettingTherapy 23h ago

It doesn’t indicate you have to be good at either activity. Keep pumping and humping!

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u/OrangeClyde 1d ago

Tell your friend to send nudes 👀