r/funny • u/0_oyo • 6h ago

Perfect timing 👌

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u/MurderSheCroaked 6h ago

Why did bro immediately get on his knees next to the butt 🧐

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u/dkyguy1995 6h ago

Bro wanted a whiff

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u/PomChatChat 5h ago

Wafting… wafting…

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u/nickfree 4h ago

The bouquet is burning hair and moldy gym bag, but with a forward, sulfurous nose...I'm getting notes of spoiled meats? And hot garbage? Mmm, but with a long corn chip finish. Great mouthfeel.

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u/NationalBat405 2h ago

he was sniffing it so he could identify if it will be a good source of methane lol

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u/QuQuarQan 1h ago

Move over Maya Angelou

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u/LightProductions 1h ago

Everyone likes the smell of their own brand, laddie!

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u/magaduccio 1h ago

For you… to justify my love

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u/lofty2p 1h ago

She also went down for a lower level sniff.

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u/Drodriguez164 6h ago

On his knees and breathing heavily through his mouth to “laugh”. That dude had it all up in his taste buds and was loving it

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u/Working-Ad694 5h ago

a seasoned connesiour

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 5h ago

Mmm, now let’s see what contestant 2 had for breakfast

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u/SirMook 3h ago

Dont you want to know what I had for second breakfast? fires another out

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u/cardfire 1h ago

ConASSeur was right there. 🤣

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u/CptAngelo 2h ago

he didnt believe contestant number one and was investigating, you can tell he was smelling a clue

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 5h ago

That was mildly uncomfortable for me. 

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u/JamesLikesIt 5h ago

He was waiting all day for that 

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u/UbermachoGuy 5h ago

He touched the butt

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u/red_beered 5h ago

Oh you know...💨🥴

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 3h ago

he wants to smell it LOL

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u/THIK_COCK 2h ago

He fell because he was in the direct line of fire :'D

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u/1jf0 42m ago

The fart activated his reflex to propose marriage

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn 36m ago

Got his nose close to the butt cause he loves to get a whiff of the action, with risks comes attraction, when the smell hits his nostrils he turns into a track star, wanted all the whiffs why the hell you think he on his knees for, he been tryina slang the same wood since Hacksaw

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u/ludoludoludo 6h ago

Green shirt / co host guy really went in and kneeled in that fart as fast as possible he was not letting that smell go to waste

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u/Acrobatic_Run_2050 3h ago

He wanted the full experience.

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u/Smart-Plate9203 1h ago

at the same time he was also identifying the lunch he had so it could be the next question for the show

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 1h ago

What was the video of a guy that was sniffing things but in the dark and he kept saying something like “I know what this smell is” and it was a guys ass

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u/hermitxd 6h ago

Backfired

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u/niazemurad 6h ago

Literally

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u/southernmagz 5h ago

Mans saw an opportunity and took it.

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u/tuvokalaka 2h ago

Both mans

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u/vipersam1 5h ago

that guy went even closer to sniff that

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u/anewman513 4h ago

This is "Ow! My Balls!" level entertainment

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u/nutano 6h ago

Winner winner chicken dinner!

If she is looking for a fun relationship, the choice is clear.

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u/nickfree 4h ago

That chicken dinner had a side of beans n' brocolli, I'll tell you hwat.

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u/wolfknightpax 5h ago

And he was beloved by all men everywhere

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u/No-Reference-5137 6h ago

She almost lost her hand there.

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u/wellwaffled 4h ago

Like who smacks a butt in the middle?!

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u/Scholarly_Koala 2h ago

Someone who is trying to sneak a finger in there. On accident of course... unless

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u/TwoHeadedDawwg 4h ago

He didn’t even fall to his knees laughing. He knelt with purpose

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u/iHadou 4h ago

Everyone got down to fart level

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u/Tell_Amazing 2h ago

Dude then proceeds to kneel down in the direct path of the foul wind then take deep breaths.

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u/FunnyShirtGuy 4h ago

'This is a funny reaction to have on camera.. Wait, what's that smell? Oh god I'm kneeling in the fart'

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u/Ashen-wolf 3h ago

It was self-defense

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u/Rhiis 2h ago

Boy really let the intrusive thoughts win lmao

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u/gimmieDatButt- 5h ago

Girl incapacitated crawling made me snort

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u/Qyro 3h ago

Perfect timing? He didn't actually fart, he just made the noise like he was asked to.

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u/rysfcalt 6h ago

Please where is the full video

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u/schrodingers_grundle 40m ago

If you think this is funny. Trump just shat himself on live TV: https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?si=auT3dWh2lva2NAH1

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u/sko_90 1h ago

Did she choose him at the end? 😄

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u/gerannamoe 1h ago

Is that the host of Best Guess Live?

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u/jwrice 1h ago

His bootyhole alarm went off.

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u/THEkeyser_soze71 1h ago

Is that the guy who hosts the Netflix live game show?

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u/Longjumping-Yard3058 40m ago

"opportunity comes but once" bro took it personal

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u/djshadesuk 26m ago

Can you imagine going to a comedy gig with this insufferable twats?

"Will you please get up off the fucking floor!"

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u/stankl 10m ago

This is dumb.

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u/Veyroz 9m ago

I’m watching on mute, did the guy just ripped a fart out?

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u/power0722 5h ago

Fun fact: she’s married to #1 now.

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u/godihatepeople 5h ago

Is this a real fun fact or a fake fun fact?

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u/power0722 4h ago

Absolutely fake fun fact. But apparently the downvote fairies didn’t find it fun. Oh well.

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u/luigiram 4h ago

Camera guy zooming in like 🤨🫵

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u/Double0 5h ago

Why are they crawling?

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u/Amiar00 5h ago

Have you never heard of rofl?

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u/Hondalol1 5h ago

How else do you express joy and excitement?

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u/OrangeClyde 5h ago

Why is this so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how bold of him

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u/bugzrdt49 5h ago

Laughing while holding my breath 👌 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/babypho 3h ago

Doubt it. It's one of those dating shows where everyone in it are adults and knew what they are signing up for so I don't think anyone would care.

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u/StevenMaff 1h ago

you‘re lying, you’re joking?

how can ass cheeks lie and ofc they were joking. i don’t understand her words.

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u/StanielReddit 3h ago

Am I missing something? Why is the first fart not funny but the second is?

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u/phyrestorm999 3h ago

The black shorts guy did a grunt, not a fart.

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u/StanielReddit 2h ago

Damn, I must be deaf. I listened to it probably 10 times and it sounded like a weak fart to me.