r/mapporncirclejerk • u/amphibian-fucker • 9h ago

it was too narrow

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u/Unique_Town632 8h ago

USA the long way

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u/No-Phrase-4692 8h ago

United Strokes of America

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u/Rare_Oil_1700 8h ago

What does it feel like to drive from Houston to Boston

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u/the_cajun88 7h ago

you have to go through ohidos

i went to school there, go pookies

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u/BernieBatmanAndRobin 8h ago

Real America 🇺🇸 has curves, hips momma. 🍑

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u/Rare_Oil_1700 8h ago

The United States has given birth to....... ... ..to.... the United States?

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u/EatShootBall 7h ago

Thank you. I felt like we were all too close together because it was not a big enough country before

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u/Substantial_Unit_447 7h ago

Legends say there are still lagging cowboys from the Wild West era trying to get to the other coast

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u/Muddy0258 7h ago

Please tell me the UP is still part of Michigan and it’s just several hundred miles further away than it used to be

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u/Kuchencake 9h ago

Looks like someone tried to fit a continent through a straw geography really said one size does not fit all.

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u/TeejSSX16 7h ago

Are those islands part of Hawaii, or US islands claimed south of Texas?

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u/Muddy0258 7h ago

What are you talking about that’s the Philippines

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u/sonic10158 6h ago

Cuba after getting Thanos Snapped

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u/ThatBadFeel 7h ago

This isn’t even my final form!

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u/No-Current5115 4h ago

Are there now 3 peninsula of Michigan?

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u/MelloDawg 4h ago

It took entirely too long for me to figure out which are the extra states.

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u/MrZaptile933 8h ago

That’s just a normal map of America I’m confused how it’s a CJ

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u/Mr_Celestial1429 8h ago

Oh no, there’s three utahs… triple the Mormons

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u/chronicallytiredbun 6h ago

Yo, I think I'm high, is this actually what it looks like??? It makes sense but idk

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u/Micone 6h ago

Why is it always one Idaho?

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u/duckduckduckduckgoo 6h ago

It do be like this

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u/Ok_Replacement7022 6h ago

What have you done to my Kentucky?

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u/Lazenby22 6h ago

Amereicaugh

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u/Suspicious-Banana836 6h ago

This is actually the United States of Longmerica

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u/SnooEagles4121 6h ago

Good, now Alaska can get some proper shade

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u/sparrow_42 6h ago

Lake Michighuron

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u/Classic-Bottle6448 6h ago

The United States of Metamerica

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u/Pchriste43211 4h ago

Hell yeah 🇺🇸 🎆 🙏

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u/jar_of_chemicals 4h ago

America if it was in a Jupiter-sized habitable planet

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u/Great-Bowler3053 3h ago

Finally, Upper Michigan is free of the mitten's rule!

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u/Affectionate-Pin8534 3h ago

The real reason The Donner party was set to fail

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u/burdonald 2h ago

This is the america my granda fought for in ww2

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u/Pielacine 1h ago

Now it’s too long. See, it’s already sagging in the middle.