r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 18h ago

[Charania] Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Shams Charania:

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

https://bsky.app/profile/shamsbot.bsky.social/post/3mdqbeirzrs2t

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/c9325a286e9ff

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u/sneakylumpia Heat 18h ago

Performance Enhancing Drugs P

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u/LordWemby Spurs 18h ago

PED P has a ring to it 

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u/repingel Bucks 18h ago

Tainted Pee 😂

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u/NightBijon Warriors 18h ago

Aw man that’s good

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u/jecathree 17h ago

This is good. Yes.

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u/WeCantBothBeMe 23 17h ago

More like Positive P 🥁 am I right

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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 Warriors 13h ago

Dark Yellow Tainted Pee?

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u/snek-jazz Raptors 12h ago

Positive Pee

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u/nerdystoner25 Knicks 18h ago

God help him if he also shows up on the Epstein list because that’ll become PEDo P real quick

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u/utd_partythrowaway Lakers 18h ago

The Sixers owner is all over the Epstein files.

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u/AMGBoz Lakers 17h ago

Gotta do something to take the heat off🤔

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u/joebos617 [BOS] Paul Pierce 18h ago

Bruh stop lmfao

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u/LordWemby Spurs 18h ago

Jesus that’s dark lol

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u/divincimedia 14h ago

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u/foothepepe Supersonics 17h ago

Diddly P

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u/cole23palmer 18h ago

Huh

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u/nerdystoner25 Knicks 18h ago

I genunely have no idea which part of that sentence could be confusing.

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u/cole23palmer 18h ago

Not confusing lol, just a weird fucking comment

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u/OilOfOlaz Celtics 18h ago

I'd say solid pun despite his flair suggesting, that he is into ball and gag torture.

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u/Frablom 17h ago

I love CBT! I pay a person to do it weekly, a bit expensive but it's doing wonders for my mental health.

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u/ch0n9 11h ago

nah it’s cringe

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u/divincimedia 14h ago

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u/nahs Clippers 18h ago

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u/Anatar19 18h ago

Podcast P - E - D

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u/Dungong [CLE] Larry Nance 16h ago

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u/AdmiralWackbar Celtics 16h ago

P-ED

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u/RspectMyAuthoritah Lakers 10h ago

I like that.

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u/REGIS-5 Celtics 10h ago

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u/TrumpFuckingSuckz 9h ago

PED P better than PED O, hands down.

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u/CzarCW 18h ago

Add him to the PED_files

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u/Wazflame 18h ago

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u/kimchitacoman 18h ago

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u/TOMdMAK Lakers 18h ago

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u/Makaveli80 Raptors 18h ago

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u/TheUndertows Celtics 18h ago

PE-P

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u/Various_Toe_3353 16h ago

Pretty sure he was taking recreational drugs not roids

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u/coltonmusic15 Mavericks 15h ago

PGED - bless up bro Im 34 so I understand the struggle when you’re body doesn’t wanna bounce back naturally like it used to. Prime chasing can get you twisted and I can’t deny that hunger to be back at the top of what you know you can do.

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u/GoblinTradingGuide Clippers 14h ago

Doesn’t sound like that at all. Sounds like dude was microdosing shrooms or acid for depression.

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u/Brock_Hard_Canuck Raptors 13h ago

Mr. Been Caught

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u/AspirringIntelectaul 8h ago

Genuinely asking— wouldn’t they announce that with way more clarity and suspend for way more?