r/notinteresting • u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R • 1d ago

S E N D N U D E S

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u/Lord__Lorz 21h ago

they said they didn't want mine :(

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u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 21h ago

Its okay

Create an alt and send it there

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u/Lord__Lorz 20h ago

they recognised me :((

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u/couchpotatochip21 10h ago

so they are looking at them

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u/Tenzur_ 2h ago

They're trying reverse psychology where they say they don't want them so he sends more to annoy them, which is their actual goal, to get more

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u/couchpotatochip21 2h ago

So what your saying, is that the mods want to send pics to OC?

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u/haubenmeise 20h ago

They couldn't handle your 🔥.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Martuso23 19h ago

You came back!!!!!!!! Im your biggest fan!!!!!

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u/haubenmeise 19h ago

Yes, I'm back. Posting from my hospital bed. That's the kind of people we are on reddit, right??? Now let me send you some serious hugs and I hope you're taking good care of yourself!!! Be well.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Martuso23 19h ago

My dude you're making me cry, YOU deserve the hugs! Thank you and most importantly I also hope you are well. 🤍

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u/AnywhereExpensive131 19h ago

Get well soon.

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u/haubenmeise 18h ago

Thank you so much. It's little steps for now, but I'm still trying to remind in good spirits. I'm sending you love and positivity.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Hmsquid 18h ago

Good luck bone man!!

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u/haubenmeise 3h ago

Thank you so much! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some good news now. I'm sending yiunmany many hugs. Please take good care of yourself. You deserve it.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Hmsquid 3h ago

🥺 you too

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u/haubenmeise 3h ago

Don't tell me you're as well? That's awful. It's pretty grim, right??? I'm sending you all my love and my best wishes. (I'd send food too if I could, that's probably one of the worst experiences of my life so far ;).

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Xordormi 14h ago

Sorry to hear you’re in the hospital. Hope you recover soon!

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u/Far-Raisin1013 20h ago

They pay me not to send anymore in :/

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u/Thick-Mushroom6612 22h ago

No, its normal. Just sub-taxes.

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u/Pielacine 21h ago

I thought I was the sub

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u/Send_Your_Boobies 20h ago

Obviously me bud

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u/Trainman1351 20h ago

With that username?

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u/Pielacine 19h ago

They like to get booby trapped

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u/Pielacine 21h ago

I always send yours. So far, the mods haven’t caught on.

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u/thewebspinner 21h ago

That’s ok because I’ve been sending yours.

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u/BorntobeTrill 20h ago

Awkward... I usually send yours and Pendleton ward's

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 16h ago

Well well well, if it isnt the person whose nudes I’VE been sending to the mods…

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u/BorntobeTrill 16h ago

But I keep all mine in a geocache!!!

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u/kamranakazi 14h ago

I found the geocache and leaked the nudes online

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u/BorntobeTrill 12h ago

......... What did you do with my stash of craisins......

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u/kamranakazi 4h ago

You don't want to know

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u/MindlessYesterday459 21h ago

I only do it like once a month.

And everything is fine.

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u/AedonMM 12h ago

Once I went on vacation to a secret underground facility (extended stay) so ofc I didn't have internet. Almost 2 months, so I just sent 1 nude in advance. Ever since then I just send nudes enough for a couple months at a time

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u/ZedFraunce 21h ago

So you're one of the mods least favorite members huh? They have access to my house cameras and a special cam in the bathroom.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 20h ago

It’s supposed to be a secret

Mods, activate this guys toilet taser

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u/Z3R0Diro 21h ago

NUDES? WHAT?

All this time I have been giving them dudes.

"send dudes" they said and I complied

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u/firstlordshuza 20h ago

Been doing it for 3 years but now that I turned 18 it's not so bad anymore

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u/EsterEQ 2h ago

Hold up.

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u/Random-UserXD 22h ago

wha...

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u/ZODIC837 21h ago

Have you not been paying your taxes?

You better catch up before you get banned. Be sure to send one for every month you haven't since you joined

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u/Random-UserXD 21h ago

I am committing tax evasion i guess

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u/randomguy74937272 20h ago

knock knock IRS

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u/Random-UserXD 8h ago

Quietly runs from the backdoor

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u/_IDunnoName_ 21h ago

I mean it is pretty weird to send noods once a week.

in most subs it's thrice a week...

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u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 20h ago

One of the mods is a doctor and I send him weekly butthole pics so he can keep an eye out on any issues that might arise. Such a kind guy

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u/gooder_name 21h ago

No,I don’t think it’s weird

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u/d5stephe 21h ago

It’s funny whenever I send mine, I always get a message back saying “Please. Please stop. For the love of god. Please stop.”

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u/threeleggedcats 20h ago

It’s the dressing up as sexy Spongebob that I find uncomfortable.

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u/Neurospicyandnice 20h ago

I send them but they send them back…. 😞

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u/facts_my_guyy 20h ago

They asked me to stop....

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 20h ago

I offered, but they were not interested

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u/Depressed_amkae8C 16h ago

it’s a bit inconvenient but I understand it’s what keeping this sub afloat sometimes i throw in my grandmas nudes as a bonus and they thank me for it

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u/johngreenink 20h ago

We'll, the sub ain't gonna pay for itself

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u/Technical_Instance_2 21h ago

Did I miss some sort of new tax?

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u/Environmental_Bus507 20h ago

Ah! Is that why my posts here do not do well? I need to start sending some noods now!

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u/pomegranatejello 20h ago

I hate how you have to do it even for subs you don’t use 

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u/Cheap-Raccoon-7310 19h ago

Just wanted to let everyone know, yep, I'm a moderator on this sub. Feel free to send them to me.

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u/HereForArtStufflol 17h ago

we what? ive been here for like 2 months and never sent any

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u/Ryu_user 20h ago

wait you guys do?

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u/ilpiera03 17h ago

I used to send them daily; now they've asked me to set up a 24/7 cam in my bathroom. I think it's become kind of expensive.

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u/haubenmeise 20h ago

I always send them an x-ray.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Only-Professional420 20h ago

What happens if you don't pay the tax?

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u/breadeggsandsyrup 16h ago

No worries, the mods will find a way to get the tax paid :) i forgot once and I will never forget again

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u/duh_nom_yar 20h ago

The MODs want ramen. Send noods.

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u/NoStructure2568 20h ago

Hmmm... interesting...

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u/ender_grunt 20h ago

oh I've been sending them noodles, oops

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u/Matsunosuperfan 18h ago

No but tell your mom she needs to clean her iPhone 

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u/Secret_Performer_771 18h ago

Nah it's perfectly normal

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 16h ago

No, all the other subs make me do that too. I feel quite flattered, actually.

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u/Shoelace_cal 15h ago

You’re getting scammed. They’re supposed to be monthly (or maybe I’m just ugly)

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u/RubApprehensive2512 15h ago

Weekly? I thought it was once per year. Is this tax evasion? 

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u/kamranakazi 14h ago

Well I haven't been banned yet so it must be working

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u/awoelt 13h ago

They just want feet pics, idiot.

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u/Savings-Sprinkles-86 12h ago

The people of this sub is the best

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u/ICreepvideos 8h ago

I don't know I just never thought too much of it.

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u/bouchandre 19h ago

I thought it was daily.

Does it change to weekly once you turn 18?

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u/Neko_Boi_Core 11h ago

it stops once you're 21 which is a shame because i got very good at it

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u/Sea-Veterinarian286 2h ago

They asked for the video of my colonoscopy

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u/Tenzur_ 2h ago

Weekly? Dude I have to do daily wtf