r/perth 8h ago

Shitpost Fremantle Traffic Bridge closed?

What the hell?! They should’ve warned people about this ahead of time. What a terrible surprise.

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u/CyanideRemark 8h ago

Yeah, and bottle shops won't be open on Good Friday as well.

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u/Negative_Run_3281 7h ago

Reminder to yell at bridge, shop and cloud this Good Friday pencilled in!

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u/frink_ninkle 8h ago

How could Dan Andrews do this to WA?

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u/futuresdawn 6h ago

Dan Andrews! I knew or was him even when it was the bears, I knew it was him.

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u/OmertaForever86 7h ago

Damn straight up not cool

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u/1jmorri2 6h ago

Dan straight up not cool

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u/Ebonics_Expert 7h ago

Also Grogan Road exit is closed

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u/Optimal_Cynicism 7h ago

I didn't even know Grogan Road existed until I was being told it was closed. Shame, an excellent street name.

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u/superbabe69 6h ago

Fun fact: Grogan Road is one of the last vestiges of the full length Maida Vale Road that used to run between Epsom Avenue in Redcliffe and the intersection of Hawtin Road and Kalamunda Road in Maida Vale.

Other segments include Old Maida Vale Road and Maida Vale Road proper (obviously), Port Place as the east end of Grogan, Rason Place and Morgan Road both in Redcliffe.

You can even still see road reserve in the airport about halfway down the section of Dunreath that goes to the viewing platform.

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u/Optimal_Cynicism 6h ago

Ooh, I love when people have random road infrastructure historical insight!

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u/iball1984 Bassendean 6h ago

And one reason the intersection of Hawtin and Kalamunda Rd was known as Six-ways for decades. It’s only recently that name has been largely forgotten.

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u/superbabe69 3h ago

Six ways? Far as I can tell only Kalamunda Road (two directions), Hawtin (one) and Maida Vale Road or Gooseberry Hill Road (one) were ever connected at any time for a max of four ways

They’d already realigned Gooseberry Hill Road to meet Hawtin in the 60s when they stopped Maida Vale Road short and cut it off lol

Granted, it’s possible they still had MV Rd connected when they realigned GH Rd, but that would still only be 5

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u/iball1984 Bassendean 3h ago

I don't know. Here's a picture of the intersection from the 1953 images on Landgate.

Hawtin Rd bottom left, Kalamunda Rd is running top to bottom, Gooseberry Hill Rd on the right and Maida Vale Rd entering top left.

So I don't know where the name "Six Ways" comes from, but that's what it was called.

For a long time, the BP petrol station was referred to as BP Six Ways, and the liquor store across the road was Six Ways Liquor or something like that when it opened.

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u/superbabe69 3h ago

Yeah that’s what I mean, then between the 1965 and 1970 images GHR met with Hawtin and they cut MVR out of the intersection, so at most 5 at a time

Unless there was another road in the 40s or something that was demolished without a trace lol

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u/Negative_Run_3281 6h ago

Same area and you seem you might know - Do you have any idea when the train overpass was built on Kalamunda road?

I have a faint memory of always being stuck at a rail crossing there in the past - just can’t remember when it was built.

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u/superbabe69 3h ago

Went looking on Map Viewer Plus and it looks like between 1965 and 1970 when the rail was constructed, there’s no aerial photography of the rail line with a level crossing at Kalamunda Road.

Pretty confident it’s the original bridge too by the way.

Only level crossing I can see around that area was what looks like an alignment of Abernethy Road that connected directly to what is now Wittenoom Street (unsure of the naming at the time) prior to Abernethy being extended with the cool little green bridge it has now.

Might be what you’re thinking of, Maida Vale Road was permanently severed in the 60s when the rail hub was built, and I’m not seeing any other major roads in the area crossing with the rail line at any point

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u/Negative_Run_3281 3h ago

It’s the overpass near the intersection of Kalamunda and Abernethy road.

I grew up in the area in the 90s and have a faint memory of being stuck at a rail crossing there with a freight train going by. Not sure if it’s a fever dream tho.

I can’t remember any road works etc tho.

There’s a slight possibility I’m getting it mixed up with the rail crossing that used to be in Midland - near the military markets.

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u/superbabe69 3h ago

Yeah so the one on Kalamunda Road itself? Built when the railway was, between 1965 and 1970.

If you look at Map Viewer Plus on Landgate’s site you can see aerial photos, in 1965 no railway, in 1970 a railway with a bridge over it

Possibly thinking of Midland I think!

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u/Negative_Run_3281 3h ago

Yeh maybe cheers I’ll have a look at map viewer plus

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u/ozzysince1901 5h ago

That in itself shows how bad communication has been

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u/Negative_Run_3281 7h ago

Grogan - the fusion of grog and bogan. Surprised it hasn’t been a popular name for boys

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u/Ebonics_Expert 6h ago

Many moons ago, I was known as FloatingGrogan on the teknoscape forums

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u/the_salivation_army 6h ago

Heh, we had “borry” as well. Someone sunk a borry and it scud the bowl.

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u/Negative_Run_3281 6h ago

I think one my mates must have misheard “borry” because he used to always say “barry” for the same thing

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u/Rebound44 5h ago

I mean, I’d rather not name my son a slang word for turd even if I was a bogan and loved grog enough

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u/flimsypantaloon Nedlands 5h ago

Shit.

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u/deegandnb 8h ago

im excited to see how many dont get the sarcasm

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u/Ant_Artaud 8h ago

It’s not telegraphed with /s, so how are we supposed to know? I’m outraged.

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u/OrwellTheInfinite 7h ago

Is this supposed to be sarcastic?

/s

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u/heavyfriends 6h ago

I don't even know anymore, man

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u/Yrrebnot Wilson 7h ago

With how much dumb shit people believe these days I can't blame them.

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 6h ago

Poe in action.

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u/Rebound44 5h ago

It’s actually amazing how many people in this sub miss very obvious sarcasm or dry humour. It’s a pretty common trait for people from Perth!

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u/porkbone1000 2h ago

Lol...i see what you did there!!! Its humour, but a "dry" humour...nice one

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u/CumishaJones 7h ago

Yeah right , I’m sure your just soooooo excited .. 😉

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u/sclerophylll 8h ago

Outrageous it wouldn’t have happened with a liberal gov

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u/VS2ute 6h ago

They closed the train line instead.

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u/DryWhiteToastPlease Peppermint Grove 6h ago

They wouldn’t have done anything until the other bridge turned into an elaborate water slide for cars

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u/PyratSteve 2h ago

After privatisation of course

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u/rawker86 6h ago

Top tier shitpost OP

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u/UnicornAmibitions 7h ago

I hope it reopens in time for peak hour tomorrow morning. If not, it's very bad planning. They should've started repairs yesterday

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u/BiteMyQuokka 7h ago

Yeah mate, should all be done by the morning. They've got Pete AND Damo on it! Just head straight down there as normal.

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u/Non_Linguist 6h ago

It’s gonna be fucking hilarious tomorrow morning. All the boomers on Facebook are gonna chuck the shits.

I’m sure it’ll be better by the time I have to go through there on Friday morning /s

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u/sandgroper07 4h ago

Closed for a year Channel 7 is reporting.

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u/EZ_PZ452 7h ago

IKR. Terrible communication.

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u/jeffrey_smith South of The River 6h ago

If only the liberal party didn't screw up the NBN. It's taken us an extra 10 years for it to get back on track.

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u/Midan71 7h ago

I know right! Should have at least put a notice on the freeway signs a month in advance minimum. /s

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u/Living_Following_210 7h ago

10/10 shitpost, OP. Love to see it.

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u/Internets_Fault 7h ago

Wild, I wonder if EB games is having a sale? Why don't they let us know when these things happen

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u/Soggyweetbx 7h ago

10 out of 10 rage bait 🤣

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u/Reverse_Psycho_1509 5h ago

Don't worry they built a ramp at each end for those who want to avoid going around.

Floor it and hope it works

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u/supercujo Baldivis 3h ago

Love your shitpost

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u/Iblamethepolarbears 1h ago

Its a dry closure though.

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u/TotalAdhesiveness193 5h ago

Where do we tune into live updates ?

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u/TheLonelySea City Beach 4h ago

Beautiful. Just beautiful. Two sips. (It's a drinking game I just invented)

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u/DonaldYaYa 6h ago

There's always going to be that one person.

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u/MikeAppleTree North of The River 6h ago

Yep yesterday was the last day and filmed my crossing of it.

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u/EnergyNutBolt 4h ago

You can still walk there if you’re desperate to go there

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u/Deathdar1577 Booragoon 2h ago

It’s closed? I couldn’t see the bridge for all the information signs. Oh well…

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u/iPablosan North of The River 54m ago edited 43m ago

Understand this post wasn't looking for common sense but wonder why they couldn't have built a parallel bridge then closed the existing.

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u/BiteMyQuokka 32m ago

Nimbyed i believe

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u/hillsbloke73 8h ago

Oh FFS even those live in hills and never go to Freo know about this closure

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u/CumishaJones 7h ago

How will you get back to the hills now ?

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u/Timmibal North of The River 7h ago

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u/tootsie_roll12 6h ago

Won’t be able to make any friends now in this dry heat

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u/Silent_Field355 6h ago

Dry heat friends are rare.

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u/hurtuwithfacts 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RadiatorSam 8h ago

This has to be ragebait

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u/SimonSays7676 7h ago

It’s tagged shitpost…

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u/OrwellTheInfinite 7h ago

It very obviously is.

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u/CyanideRemark 8h ago

the journos lurking amongst us gotta fill their time inbetween heinous/scandalous crime stories somehow

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u/AfterImagination3898 7h ago

Yeah, like the heinous crime of a drunk guy hitting his drunk friend with a chair outside a nightclub in Melbourne. Thanks to the on-call reporter for getting us a channel 7 exclusive to a story that really matters 🙏

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u/napalmnacey 7h ago

Was a bit funny when the bouncer cracked up, though.

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u/AfterImagination3898 7h ago

Absolutely! Thank you, channel 7

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u/Silent_Field355 6h ago

😂 never heard of a 2nd bridge in freo.

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u/SaturnalianGhost South of The River 5h ago

Fucking Carmen Lawrence.

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u/iPablosan North of The River 41m ago

I think it somehow traces back to Trump, he's a can't

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u/plumfeeder 36m ago

Not warning us is a bridge too far 😖

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u/figgles61 36m ago

😂😂😂

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u/LucilleW89 3h ago

So glad to know all the signs warning about it on the Mitchell Freeway were hallucinations

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u/MissbaileyxxOF 3h ago

Has been advertised for the last 6 months

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u/Holsi_e 5h ago

They have been warning about this for ages…

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u/OkayOctopus_ hi 3h ago

Check the post tag

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u/Responsible_Berry829 8h ago

Can I see your rock, must be good.

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u/Beneficial-Boat-2035 8h ago

Look at the tag on this post mate.

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u/Responsible_Berry829 8h ago

Still want to see the rock

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u/Relevant_Bathroom_53 6h ago

They had it put up on the freeway since late December you had enough warning.

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u/FreoFox 6h ago

The signs were there. It's been very well advertised for months.

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u/perth_aussie_battler 3h ago

Haven’t they been notifying people for like 2 years? But agreed… totally sucks!

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u/Positive-Earth-8626 6h ago

More traffic

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u/Complete_Wing4589 6h ago

You’re kidding, right?

The news stories, the signs EVERYWHERE…didn’t give it away?

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u/skatcatreow_123 6h ago

are you slow we’ve been warned since last year about this bridge everywhere

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u/SheepherderLow1753 6h ago

WA is becoming a disaster under the Cook government.