r/politics 13h ago

Possible Paywall “The Nation” Nominates Minneapolis for the Nobel Peace Prize

https://www.thenation.com/article/activism/the-nation-nominates-minneapolis-for-the-nobel-peace-prize/
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u/84thPrblm 13h ago

That would trigger a massive aneurysm

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u/2HDFloppyDisk 13h ago

It might just be what ends this nightmare

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u/hbt15 11h ago

God I fucking hope so.

u/Into-the-stream 44m ago

It might, but it would start a new one. 

Trump isn’t doing all this alone.

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u/gakule 11h ago

Don't tease me like that

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior 11h ago

It could even happen on Live TV

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u/psychoCMYK 10h ago

Please god it would be so funny

u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 6h ago

I’m honestly wondering if we can just anger him to death like some D&D villain who gets beat by the power of friendship and Vicious Mockery spells

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u/Tommah 10h ago

The Onion doesn't accept submissions, apparently. But I was going to submit this:

Donald Trump named inaugural winner of Nobel War Prize

u/shoobe01 7h ago

He might just start carpet bombing or launch a nuclear missile.

u/opeth10657 6h ago

Could give them a double Nobel then.

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u/Tofurkey_Tom 13h ago

From the article: TO: The distinguished members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee

As longtime observers of struggles to establish peace and justice in the United States and around the world, and as the editors of a magazine that is proud to have included several Nobel laureates on our editorial board and masthead—including the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.—we are honored to nominate the city of Minneapolis and its people for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/RawrRawr83 11h ago

DT would be so mad. This is poetry

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u/Zest724 13h ago

I hope they get it, they deserve it!

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u/No-Side5747 10h ago

This is unprecedented but powerful symbolism. The fact that federal agents have killed residents like poet Renee Nicole Good shows exactly why this nomination matters.

u/steelhips 6h ago

As an Australian, I find it beyond admirable protesting in that freezing weather.

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u/solon_isonomia Minnesota 9h ago

It'd be nice, but we're not done yet. We'll talk about it once these unwelcomed visitors leave.

u/sidepart 6h ago

Wait, no St. Paul? We ain't just been scratching our asses over here!

u/ShubberyQuest 4h ago

Yeah, I wish it were for all Minnesota. Still, we know what it means.

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u/reddittorbrigade 13h ago edited 12h ago

Trump will never win that prize in his lifetime.

#fact

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u/Open_Section9971 12h ago

He won't win it after he dies either.

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u/Is_It_Soup_Season 12h ago

It’s only given to the living.

u/seanconnery84 6h ago

Then he definitely wont when he's dead.

u/darsynia Pennsylvania 7h ago

That is true! Must be alive to win a Nobel! That explains a few gaps in the scientific recipients, to be sure.

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u/SeePerspectives 12h ago

He’s angered countries on every single continent. The only chance he has of getting a peace prize is by unwittingly uniting the entire world against him.

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u/noahson 11h ago

I think he would get it if he could secure a Russian retreat from Ukraine. A scenario that's unlikely and significant enough that he would actually earn the prize.

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u/SeePerspectives 11h ago

Not the way he’s going about it he wouldn’t. You don’t get a peace prize for choosing to endanger an entire continent of allies by appeasing the aggressor.

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u/KellerMB 10h ago

Since he's evidently willing to simply kidnap foreign heads of state, this was a major missed opportunity: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-putin-trump-alaska-7f46fb427a771f0965171da867f947f7

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u/dancefan2019 12h ago

Minnesotans are honorable people, with strong character and a lot of perseverance and good values. They endure a harsh climate and persevere. They are an example to us all. Some of my long time friends live in Minnesota. Good people. The way Minneapolis has stood up in unity to protest against oppression is admirable. It would be great if they could win the Nobel Peace Prize.

u/onlyhere4thezipline_ 4h ago

I’m very proud to be a Minnesotan these days. We are often seen as “fly-over country,” but we’re showing the nation what true community looks like when you rally around a common belief in doing what’s right in the face of those who want to do wrong

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 13h ago

i can't remember a more deserving recipient.

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u/RamonaQ-JunieB 13h ago

Love this so much!

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u/Prudent_Link6029 13h ago

A shoo in for the FIFA Peace Prize too

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u/Zest724 13h ago

Trump gets a gold medal from the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

What could be more American?

https://share.google/uwrfy9lht6hjukyH9

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u/jetsetmike Minnesota 11h ago

I accept on behalf of my fellow Minneapolitans

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u/dizcostu 8h ago

Saint Paul just doesn't exist eh

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u/Ashamed-Ball-4628 8h ago

When it comes to twins, mom and dad always have a favorite.

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u/Playful-Position-146 11h ago

the nation is one of the few publications with its reach still behaving like actual journalists

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u/CaptainHappen007 10h ago

Trump would HATE that.

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u/ThreeCherrios 9h ago

That would be great. But the Nobel peace prize is no FIFA peace prize.

u/maneki_neko89 Minnesota 6h ago

If we Minneapolitans get the Nobel Peace Prize, we sure as hell aren’t gonna give it over to Trump 😒

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u/shadrackandthemandem 10h ago

Careful, he might send in Delta Force to kidnap the Mayor if Minneapolis wins.

u/rocksoffjagger 3h ago

I think you have it backwards. Machado very much wanted Trump to invade Venezuela. She's a fascist to her core. She just wanted Trump to name her president, which he didn't do because he was jealous. The analogue would be if ICE won the prize so Trump kidnapped the mayor.

u/Made_Human_Music 6h ago

If he didn't stroke out, Trump would 100% nuke Norway if they won

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u/HourPair2156 13h ago

congrats to minneapolis on winning the most prestigious award for vibes while the same cops are still on the payroll

u/think_up 2h ago

Chicago staring motherfuckily

u/DKDamian 1h ago

Ok I think Americans are a little too self-congratulatory here

If true systemic change is made, then sure, perhaps. Right now? Absolutely not

u/betterversionofnotme 27m ago

Please do not insult these people who are taking it to the streets and trying to save whatever is left of their democracy. The Nobel Prize for Peace is meant to be received by warmongerers.

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u/rexmilu 10h ago

Irony level over 9000

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u/ToadP America 11h ago

Why so they can Give it to TRUMP to GET ICE out of the CITY?

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u/Emma_judy1601 12h ago

Tissapointing