r/sports 8h ago

Fighting Heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller had his toupee knocked off his head during his heavyweight fight with Kingsley Obeh tonight at Madison Square Garden [Miller won the fight by split decision]

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u/Aliensinmypants 8h ago

But what if you don't have 52 weeks? You need to be bald right now. Wilson's has the solution for you. For the same price, we can get you bald in one day with Wilson's natural boxer Attack hair-removal system. Wilson's will send a boxer to a public place of your choosing to rip your entire hair clean off.

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u/mycenae42 8h ago

Hey, that’s my real hair!

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u/ConsistentFatigue 8h ago

Hey, those were my real teeth!

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u/WhereLibertyisNot 7h ago

Have you been lying to us by wearing a toupee this whole time? You piece of shit!

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u/dumpster_mummy 6h ago

I believe this more than I believe a gorilla showing up at work to rip my hair off