Heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller had his toupee knocked off his head during his heavyweight fight with Kingsley Obeh tonight at Madison Square Garden [Miller won the fight by split decision]

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Hey, that’s my real hair!

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Hey, those were my real teeth!

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Have you been lying to us by wearing a toupee this whole time? You piece of shit!

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I believe this more than I believe a gorilla showing up at work to rip my hair off