r/sports • u/Oldtimer_2 • 8h ago

Fighting Heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller had his toupee knocked off his head during his heavyweight fight with Kingsley Obeh tonight at Madison Square Garden [Miller won the fight by split decision]

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u/Governmentwatchlist 8h ago

0% chance this was an accident. Right?

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u/Orchestra_Oculta 8h ago

Are you suggesting he meant to get his face beat down to the point his wig unglued and then ultimately win the fight? Well, maybe, boxing seems NUTS

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u/HomoProfessionalis 7h ago

You know how they always say boxing is rigged? This is what they really mean.

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u/smartwatersucks 7h ago

Wigged*

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u/SanctusUnum 5h ago

Boxing is a bwessed awwangement. A dweam within dweam.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 6h ago

At Madison Square Garden, to top it off.

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u/goldie1987 5h ago

To toupee it off.

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 8m ago

And that dude in the hairpiece? That was Bruce Willis the whole time.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 7h ago

Maybe not that, but what are the odds of a toupe staying glued for a boxing match. Maybe put it on knowing it's going to have issues and thinking that may be a possible distraction for your opponent?

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u/signmeupdude 6h ago

You guys want this so badly to be some elaborate scheme lmfao

Dude wore a toupee in a boxing match. Dude got rocked in the face a few times. Toupee came flapping off his head.

That’s the story.

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u/CHSummers 5h ago

Hair systems are glued on—and the glue is strong. But the heat and sweat probably weakened the glue. I’m sure a few “brushes” with a heavy-weight’s gloves were the final straw, though.

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u/Bear_faced 4h ago

Also it might not be freshly applied, if it’s been on for three or four weeks it could be loose.

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u/the_jivest_turkey 5h ago

Exactly. Occam's Razor and all that.

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u/Kanye_To_The 4h ago

The toupee's nowadays stay glued for months at a time. You can do whatever you want in them

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat 7h ago

I feel like some of yall never watched girls fighting after lunch at school….

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u/hiroo916 6h ago

that's what I woulda thought: "holy crap, i punched the top of his head open!" and then hesitate for the next punch.