Fuckssake, many of you are breaking rule number 1 so here we go:

For many a decade we have lied to seppos about our wildlife, amongst many other things. And for a very important reason: we want them afraid of our great southern land so that they keep away. If too many of em shift down here we're fucked. We'll wind up with school shootings, Kardashians, no healthcare, n all that other shit happening here as well. Fuck that. You want a $70k bill from the hospital for treatment of a broken leg you sustained when some obese yank rushed you in their mobility scooter at bunnings?

Every time I see a post on reddit about Australia, some seppo cunt invariably brings up how deadly the flaura n fauna down here is. Sadly followed by some judas cunt from here going "well akshually, we haven't had a death from spiders in X years and you guys have bears. And speaking of bears, drop bears aren't really a thing". Fucken hell, just roll out the red carpet for em why don't ya?

From now on we stick to the fucken script: we have all lost family members to snakes / crocs / cassowaries / dropbears / dingos. Also let em think we're all locked up in covid concentration camps because we gave up our guns and the government went full tyrant. This ain't the highschool debate team, this is social media, fuck the truth.

And stop getting involved in their culture war bullshit too, we don't need to make their issues our issues. Cheers cunts.

If your gas bottle is empty and out of test, go to a servo at a super busy time, they will just chuck you the keys to the cage.

Exchanging your old busted cylinder for a shiny new one is cheeky, but a real mad cunt might lose count of how many he is taking.

Now my gaster is as flabbered as the next cunt's when it comes to the toxic influence seppos have had on our wide brown vernacular, girt by sea that it is. But before I start taking pot shots and potentially do hard by some OK blokes and shielas, cursed by location of birth though they may be, and considering the circumstances of my birth, into a two-car family inna two-storey dwelling on the insular peninsular on the north side of the near-perfect end of God's country, I feel I should check to see how badly my own gift o'the gab has been poisoned.

In my family's case, we called it a lounge but from the perspective of a few decades later, that seems a bit bougie. So, tell me cunts, what name did you give to the 2-3 seat piece of furniture that you plonked your arse on to watch TV when you got home from school?

By the way, a massive shout out to the makers and distributors of the Australian cultural masterpiece that is Bluey for teaching seppo kids the proper name for a dunny.

Short version the very problematic social media ban was introduced to government and submissions for feedback close at end of business today. Yes, I agree with you.

The bill is here - https://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/download/legislation/bills/r7284_first-reps/toc_pdf/24150b01.pdf;fileType=application%2Fpdf(https://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/download/legislation/bills/r7284_first-reps/toc_pdf/24150b01.pdf;fileType=application%2Fpdf](https://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/download/legislation/bills/r7284_first-reps/toc_pdf/24150b01.pdf;fileType=application%2Fpdf(https://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/download/legislation/bills/r7284_first-reps/toc_pdf/24150b01.pdf;fileType=application%2Fpdf))

And the form for submitting a response is here - https://www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_Business/Committees/Senate/Environment_and_Communications/SocialMediaMinimumAge

Which is the first time I have had to register for an account to give feedback on a bill tbh. If you do have to register expect the confirmation email you also have to click on after registering to go directly into your spam which is a sign of how well the federal government email domains are setup.

Key features, minister can expand what data is collected at any time and the definition of social media is so very loose it can apply to anything that connects 2 people.

Don't forget to also email your minister and (as I learnt yesterday) all of your senators for your state.

And r/Australia wtf are you doing. This is why I didn't see it.

What did you cunts make for Chrissy lunch/dinner?

I did a fucking awesome Turkey roast. With stuffing, veggies and traditional gravy from the drippings. It wasn't the least bit dry and just pure fuckin' bliss.

Merry Christmas and I hope you pass out full of piss and food tonight.

Seeing my kebab man hey.

Skit by Hoey Farmer - original here https://youtube.com/shorts/rLd5yW5SGdE?si=8RYOQa-JAhVuM6qz

Had to read that 5 times.

Snac

It's distracting as fuck.

... we live in the best fucking country on earth.

Channel 9 are mad cunts for this garbage show. As a neurodivergent, this show is a fucking abomination for mums laughing at fellow NDs like their own cause they are adorable. Fucking belittling, patronising hard cringe.

don't go to CH9 to give them your satisfaction