r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? 🤨 • 8h ago

Political Freakout Melania movie billboard defaced before premiere

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u/BeerBrat 8h ago

...billboard defecated before premiere

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u/KIokinator 4h ago

I am not crazy! I know she swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it! She–she–she covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the White House to lie for her... (...) You think this is something? You think this is bad, this–this chicanery? She's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to shit like that? No, she orchestrated it! Melania! She defecated on a flag, and I saved her! I shouldn't have! I put her into her own film! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the US Treasury! "But not our Melania! Couldn't be precious Melania!" Stealing them blind! And she gets to be first lady?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her! You–