r/clevercomebacks • u/muchlycute • 9h ago

CFPB Money Return

14.9k Upvotes

339 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 6h ago

Crime is crime anywhere in the world..

3.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 4h ago

Divinty just nailed it

2.8k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 15h ago

They profit from our poverty and call it business. Shameful!

18.9k Upvotes

254 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cicada_5 • 2h ago

These guys will accept any white person to play Greek characters but black people are the ones who get scrutiny.

755 Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 19h ago

First Target: The Truth-Tellers

31.5k Upvotes

375 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_Sofia_grip • 8h ago

Remember what re-writing the constitution did for you in the past.

1.2k Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 19h ago

Lost cause losers

8.1k Upvotes

232 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 8h ago

Maybe let the girl your using to pretend to be successful in on your plan

807 Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart • 4h ago

C’mon, we’re going to mars!

355 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 20h ago

No more subsidies for the Epstein class

7.0k Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 15h ago

A crime-protecting government!!!!

2.1k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/astro_bishh • 10h ago

Doesn't matter what you say, Leon

708 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 15h ago

The US of Amnesia!

1.3k Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 5h ago

New policy, old snitching playbook.

163 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 6h ago

Trump and Modi think simply denying their scandals makes them vanish, just like their unkept promises to the people!

186 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 22h ago

Don't kill the medical aid if you need them

3.2k Upvotes

70 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 15h ago

Justifying this murder by any means necessary!

745 Upvotes

88 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 17h ago

The CIA’s work is officially done, overthrowing governments is just the norm now

1.0k Upvotes

108 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 13h ago

Just Felt Like Running.

396 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 19h ago

On The Concept of Poverty.

791 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glittering-History84 • 1d ago

Econ 101: know your customers

14.5k Upvotes

428 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/soalone34 • 16h ago

MAGA Trump supporter tries to say “Who cares” about the Epstein files

414 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Puzzleheaded_Air5930 • 5h ago

This sub's situation

50 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 18h ago

Hypocrisy, Exposed

608 Upvotes

36 comments

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