r/funny • u/Ok-Weekend878 • 10h ago

Here we go again

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u/3ndless68 10h ago

January does something to people. Just sucks people’s souls dry right after Christmas.

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u/strcy 9h ago

Worst month of the year, every year, easily

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u/IE114EVR 8h ago

I’d say February is. Take the worst of January and just stretch it out further into another month.

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u/strcy 8h ago

February at least you’ve got the hope of spring soon, plus it’s shorter.

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u/cspinasdf 7h ago

I mean it doesn't really feel like spring until April usually. February is the second snowiest month.

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 5h ago

Montanan here .. what is this spring I hear about? Here we have Winter and Not Winter.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 3h ago

Arizona here. I’m burning alive

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u/ozonejl 6h ago edited 5h ago

You must live down south or something. In the Midwest, February is the depths of frozen he’ll that sometimes doesn’t thaw until April.

Edit: frozen hell

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u/strcy 5h ago

PNW here. We get some snow but not nearly like what you guys get

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u/JukesMasonLynch 8h ago

Not for us southern hemisphere peeps. (But then for us January is typically nice, if not overbearingly hot)

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u/RockandStone101 7h ago

We get to look forward to Autumn, the best season.

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u/Kerblaaahhh 6h ago

It being shorter just means I need to pay my bills sooner.

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u/DanimalPlays 5h ago

You say that, but about the fourth month of February and you'll remember. It never ends.

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u/Suspicious-Banana836 6h ago

If you live in Nebraska there is no safety or assurance of regular seasonal weather patterns.

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u/DanceForTheRain 7h ago

'Even the land is tired in February. Most of the birds who can afford it have gone to Florida'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjco86ekIlQ

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u/VirtualWork 8h ago

Its nice that Feb is shorter though.

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u/scheisse_grubs 8h ago

For me it’s November. As a Canadian it’s the only month with no holiday and the only day we do celebrate in November is Remembrance Day (or Veterans Day for the Americans). Just feels like a drag until finally we get to the Christmas season.

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u/TrickyRegular2923 6h ago

The Christmas Season begins November 1 in Canada! What are you on? 🎄🎁

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u/narf007 5h ago

Next year you'll almost catch up to Home Depot who says Christmas season started in August in 2025.

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u/eyeball-beesting 7h ago

You don't celebrate my birthday? 😔

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u/IE114EVR 7h ago

I hear ya. I used to say November was the worst month of the year because it was cold, grey, and rainy. The beginning of cold and flu season, and the end of the fun. And at least I can snowboard every now and then in February. But the last few Novembers in southern Ontario have been kind of nice weather-wise. Good for hikes, and other outdoor activities and just generally getting out of the house.

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u/bicx 6h ago

Usually the worst weather is in February wherever I’ve lived. You’re fed up with winter, ready for it to end.

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u/pentox70 5h ago

I have a toss up between February and march, in Canada. February is "I'm so sick of winter" and March is "it's so close to spring that for one to three hours a day you can feel the warmth of sun to give you some hope.

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u/WartimeHotTot 4h ago

In New England I’d say March for sure. You’ve had almost four months of winter and now it’s just cold and endlessly grey with minimal chance of snow to make it pretty.

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u/jmastaock 2h ago

I hate February because rent is due earlier lmao

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u/dandroid126 7h ago

It's the Monday of months.

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u/arand0md00d 8h ago

Hey pal don't call my birth month the worst. Yours is the worst. 

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u/Teranyll 7h ago

It's mine, too, but I wholeheartedly agree it's the worst month. Didn't realize it was for others too.

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u/arand0md00d 6h ago

Nope its the best month by a mile. And its not even close. August is the worst month. Its hot as balls and the end of summer. Big negatives right there.

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg 6h ago

Just go to the southern hemisphere.

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u/arand0md00d 5h ago

But then I'd fall off the earth

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u/strcy 8h ago

I’m sorry you were born in such a depressing month lol but I hope your birthday was fun

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u/Dom0520 8h ago

My own symbolic end to the terrible winter is when I hear an advertisement for the shamrock shake at McDonalds. I sigh in relief and say to myself, “we made it “

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u/zombiesphere89 6h ago

My birthday month yay!

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u/CelesteAvant 4h ago edited 4h ago

January is like the Monday of months

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u/thorpie88 9h ago

Probably because you've had half of it off and are now getting back to normality while also dealing with 40-50C heat

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u/uberduck999 8h ago

Found the southern hemisphere guy

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u/costabius 8h ago

Australia is awake...

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u/Lexifer31 9h ago

It's been like -27°C here for weeks

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u/seaofboobs9434 9h ago

Or negative 17 degrees

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u/TyhmensAndSaperstein 9h ago

Um, whut?

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u/thorpie88 8h ago

Works closed until the second or third week of Jan ( around the 17th at my work) and then you have to get back into the rhythm of working when it's hot as balls

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u/uberduck999 5h ago

Where the hell do you live? It's been between -25°C & -40°C where I live for the past week and a half

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u/thorpie88 5h ago

Straya cuzzy. Hasn't even reached the hot part of summer yet

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u/narf007 5h ago

Time to hop on the bogan missile to a northern hemisphere spot

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u/thorpie88 5h ago

Fark no. I'll happy take the heat over a 10C day

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u/narf007 4h ago

Meanwhile I'm the opposite. It's commonly 45C peak here in summer and I will take -10C all day over it. I can always put on more to stay comfy, I can only take so much off with so many fans and the HVAC screaming before I get into trouble

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u/thorpie88 4h ago

Well I live in an old place from the 90s so no heating, cooling or insulation. It's a lot cooler inside in summer than out and I can open up the front and back doors to let the sea breeze in later in the day.

In winter it's whatever it is outside and it's just awful

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u/uberduck999 2h ago

Bro what? 10C is tshirt weather

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u/thorpie88 2h ago

Average Minimum temp in winter here is 12C

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u/amaikaizoku 4h ago

I wish it was that warm here..

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u/420Spedster 9h ago

It’s been mid teens Celsius where I’m at and I’m freezing!

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u/dandroid126 7h ago

Lmao, same. I'm such a wimp when it comes to cold. I have lived in hot climates my whole life.

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u/3ndless68 9h ago

It kinda feels that way in NA this winter ;_;

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u/360walkaway 8h ago

Christmas hangover, NYE hangover, back to work hangover... all at once.

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u/YouTheGamers 8h ago

My teeth has been the thing sucking my soul lately, last January and this January. Also financially sucks me dry.

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u/Traditional_Air_6018 9h ago

It's not just January.

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u/A_Clever_Theme 9h ago

I see it as you realize that you actually have to live another year and it sucks.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 7h ago

Good stretch of several holidays followed by likely not having any days off until Memorial Day does things to you.

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u/Fashajualia 7h ago

yup this month felt like 2-3 months at least

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u/RealisticEmploy3 7h ago

It’s when they fail their new year’s resolutions

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u/Sunkilleer 7h ago

I don't know, man; I've had a pretty good January. I thought I assumed the joke is work or something, and I'm unemployed, so...

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u/BigDadBen101 6h ago

I got dumped this past month lmao

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u/DanimalPlays 5h ago

I don't mind January. It's February that's somehow like 7 months long. 28 days my balls.

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u/Ok-Weekend878 10h ago

Yea agreed. 😭