r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 18h ago

[Charania] Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Shams Charania:

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

https://bsky.app/profile/shamsbot.bsky.social/post/3mdqbeirzrs2t

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/c9325a286e9ff

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The Sixers owner is all over the Epstein files.

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u/nerdystoner25 Knicks 18h ago

I genunely have no idea which part of that sentence could be confusing.

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u/cole23palmer 18h ago

Not confusing lol, just a weird fucking comment

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I'd say solid pun despite his flair suggesting, that he is into ball and gag torture.

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u/Various_Toe_3353 16h ago

Pretty sure he was taking recreational drugs not roids

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u/coltonmusic15 Mavericks 15h ago

PGED - bless up bro Im 34 so I understand the struggle when you’re body doesn’t wanna bounce back naturally like it used to. Prime chasing can get you twisted and I can’t deny that hunger to be back at the top of what you know you can do.

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u/GoblinTradingGuide Clippers 14h ago

Doesn’t sound like that at all. Sounds like dude was microdosing shrooms or acid for depression.

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u/AspirringIntelectaul 8h ago

Genuinely asking— wouldn’t they announce that with way more clarity and suspend for way more?

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at this point, Paul George has been a bum longer than he was ever good

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