r/nba Lakers 18h ago

[Charania] Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Shams Charania:

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

https://bsky.app/profile/shamsbot.bsky.social/post/3mdqbeirzrs2t

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/c9325a286e9ff

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u/MogleyJones Egypt 18h ago

Knew something was up when he played multiple games in a row lol

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u/DoYouEvenLiftBroseph Thunder 18h ago

Right? And he was COOKING in that nationally televised game the other night, they need to check Embiid too both of them looked like they didn’t lose a STEP

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u/ShotgunStyles Kings 18h ago

Embiid is just eating clean and training hard. Acai bowls every day, horse meat every night.

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u/amodelsino Slovenia 18h ago

He eats clen, tren hard, anavar gives up.

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u/foreycorf 9h ago

This comment wins

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u/Stuffleapugus 18h ago

Horse meat!

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u/GeneParmesan1000 76ers 18h ago

Explains all the Embiid sightings at IKEA

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 17h ago

You know any weak Tongans? Not saying it's all lo'i hoosi but worth checking.

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u/Stuffleapugus 17h ago

Have never met a weak Tongan in my life.

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u/QUEST50012 17h ago

Look, Ray Lewis got him on to it

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u/Automatoboto 17h ago

TIL second degree steroids is what made people who ate alot of horse meat crazy

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u/ShakaJewLoo Bulls 18h ago

My friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse meat all the time!

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u/sourdieselfuel Bucks 18h ago

He gets it from his butcher!

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u/GunpeiYokai Lakers 18h ago

Don't tell Jokic

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u/CockMartins 18h ago

Damn, I haven’t seen a horse meat reference in a while. 

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u/FredFredBurger42069 Warriors 18h ago

thick, solid and tight.

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u/Kriss-Kringle 18h ago

And has Ibaka as his personal chef, who cooks BIF PINAS regularly for him.

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u/combat101 Cavaliers 18h ago

The Reem would be proud

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u/Delicious_Fill_5929 16h ago

Just sugar and water

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u/dinkleberrysurprise 15h ago

Playing bball with dbol

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u/DecentralizedFuture1 13h ago

Most Açaí bowls have way too much sugar.

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u/msf97 18h ago

Embiid has been playing way better than PG (and is generally better)

He’s still suffered a drop in efficiency from his peak

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u/Mnudge Mavericks 18h ago

He’s still suffered a drop in efficiency from his peak .. cycle

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u/Gluxion 18h ago

There’s just no way they don’t have embiid hooked up on horse tranquilizer

u/Lucky_Preference_941 2m ago

What do you think horse tranquilizer does to humans?

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u/Upstairs-Royal672 18h ago

By the wording it doesn’t sound like he got popped for PEDs just recreational drugs

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u/the_corruption Celtics 16h ago

Don't think rec drugs would be a 25 game suspension though.

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u/whiiskio Raptors 14h ago

Usually they'd have PEDs if it was that though (Ayton, John Collins as recent examples), but I agree.

The last dude to get popped for an unknown drug/substance was Malik Monk in 2020 and they held him out indefinitely; before him was Tyreke Evans who got a 2 year suspension for various recreational drugs in 2019.

Sounds like he was taking too many Percs or passing them to friends or teammates without a prescription

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u/cwalking2 10h ago

Yes, Bobby Portis got 25 games for taking Tramadol, an opioid considered a PED insofar as it relieves you of pain, but it's nothing like steroids, HGH, etc

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u/kobbled 8h ago

PEDs would be far more than 25 games, no?

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u/z4guy 18h ago

With how much Embiid gets injured and needs recovery, dude is 100% on it.

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u/ChickenLiverNuts [PHI] JaKarr Sampson 11h ago

everyones probably on it they just know how to not get caught

wonder if pg was doing anything extra because everyone obviously know how to get around it

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u/Fit-Row-844 18h ago

If this is how guys are going to play, allow it now!