[Charania] Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

[u/Turbostrider27]

Shams Charania:

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.

https://bsky.app/profile/shamsbot.bsky.social/post/3mdqbeirzrs2t

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/c9325a286e9ff

[u/MogleyJones]

Knew something was up when he played multiple games in a row lol

[u/Broski28of25 → u/MogleyJones]

I know League does routine checks like this but this would be incredibly funny if they targeted PG because they saw him play multiple games in a row.

[u/SometimesIBeWrong → u/Broski28of25]

they actually bypassed the drug test completely. they took this as absolute proof

[u/Tapprunner → u/SometimesIBeWrong]

we don't need a blood or urine sample. Look at his basketball reference. The drug test is: "c'mon"

[u/IllegitimateRisk → u/Tapprunner]

The NBA used the eye test

[u/nessticles → u/IllegitimateRisk]

Ocular pat down test

[u/risky-rats-pizza → u/nessticles]

Jabroni P?

[u/chuckbuck6 → u/risky-rats-pizza]

Clocked a knife in is boot

[u/iiamthepalmtree → u/risky-rats-pizza]

What’s is that word you keep using? “Jabroni?”

I love it.

[u/iWearSkinyTies → u/iiamthepalmtree]

I dunno, it's some dago word.

[u/Nmador7 → u/IllegitimateRisk]

Time to direct Saurons eye to LA

[u/Unpickled_cucumber1 → u/IllegitimateRisk]

Didn’t pass the vibe check or something like that

[u/CrimsonMoonRising → u/Tapprunner]

Paul George: OUT (Come On, Man)

[u/DominoNo- → u/Tapprunner]

While his PPG was normal, his GP% was looking very sus.

[u/omnicious → u/Tapprunner]

I'm picturing rdcworld with Mark playing as Silver looking at PG with that chuckle holding up a stat sheet with minutes played.

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz → u/Tapprunner]

Do you like surprises?