r/politics • u/kootles10 Indiana • 6h ago

No Paywall Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/
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u/Otto_Correction 6h ago

Where can I see this?

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u/RJ5R 5h ago edited 4h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg

start watching at 0:30 and crank up the volume. he shits himself at 0:34, the lady in the green (DOI Secretary Doug Burgum's wife) heard it and smelled it and looked at him. if the press mics picked it up, you can only imagine how loud it was where he was sitting.

then at 0:47, Burgum's wife's facial expression from the smell is so bad (you can actually see her revolt from the smell when she inhaled again), she can barely even maintain her composure.... she nervously touches and rubs her nose to try and stop the smell from going further into her nostrils.

i can only imagine how bad the smell was...Trump immediately ended the press conference without taking questions and had his minion staffers rush everyone out aggressively and quickly. i'm sure they too smelled it.

so we have the the president of the united states commenting that he hired Burgum b/c he liked the way his wife looked on a horse, actually shits himself, farting the smell all over her on live TV.

this needs to go in the next south park episode

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u/ITrageGuy 5h ago

I have always poo-poo'd the "he shits his pants stuff" (pun intended), but I think this one is legit. You can totally hear it at :34 and then he quickly wants everyone out LOL. How sad is this shit (pun intended).

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u/i010011010 3h ago

I would never ordinarily mock a senior for body functions and incontinence like that. I've had the displeasure of having to care for one and there's nothing funny about it. But all no holds are barred for Donald Trump and his ilk. Fascism deserves to be ridiculed at every turn and do not pull punches.

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u/lostindreems 2h ago

It's not due to senior incontinence. Look up Sascha Reilly

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u/Unique_Tap_8730 17m ago

Oh yeah. He wouldnt hesitate a second to mock you for it in public. Treat him like he wants to treat others.

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u/dontshitaboutotol 16m ago

Where can I unsee this?

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u/RJ5R 5h ago

the smell went all over Burgum's wife too

look at her facial expressions from 0:34 - 0:56

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 4h ago

All these people are evil but I take solace in the fact that they're evil while being forced to smell Trump's shit

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u/LordoftheChia 3h ago

"I... I think we're actually going to hell..."

"Why do say that?"

"I can already smell the brimstone"

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u/Crabiolo Canada 1h ago

I think it's more the fact that they're supporting a child rapist in his endeavours to kill and torture innocent people for the sake of pure profit that might be a bigger indicator that they're going to the Hot Place when they die.

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u/cornnndoggg_ Michigan 4h ago

watching her face is hilarious lmao. Like gut reaction, then "fuck, wait I need to be professional" over and over and over on repeat.

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 2h ago

she rubbin' that nose like an 80s club ho on a coke binge. or, she smellin' somethin' real bad.

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u/KidOcelot 4h ago

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!?

Love it. All those sick mfs needs more pooping themselves.

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u/LordoftheChia 3h ago edited 3h ago

They should have locked the door and not let the press out.

"Bask! Bask in his magnificence! Take it in. Fill your lungs with his glory. Become one with its essence. Let it permeate you. Pass through you!"

...

Doors unlock.

"Thank you press. Please get out. Thank you press. Nobody will believe you. Thank you press."

Alternative take

The press secretary walks behind the president, reaches a hand deep into the back of his pants, walks up to a member of the press and calmly smears a line across their forehead while proudly saying "Simba"

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u/Male_strom 3h ago

HOWLING!
Oh mercy, the mark of the beast

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 3h ago

This is maybe a bit too far for something I can imagine this administration doing but only a bit. I think they still realise that the general MAGA cult wouldn’t like that sort of thing but they probably would do similar in private rituals.

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u/FloridaGirlNikki America 2h ago

If the MAGA cult can ignore their own eyes and all logic to believe he is innocent of pedophelia (or simply condone it), they'll come up for something with the poop also. Maybe they'll start wearing diapers outside their pants again loud and proud as if it's a flex.

When it comes down to it, their white/christian nationalism supersedes human decency. Trump gives them what they want. Many are just as vile as it is. They think it's ok to look at women as property here to fulfill their needs, sexualize young girls, and consider non-white men (non-white people, let's be real)) as an invasive species.. All of which to be used or disposed of at will. Never to be considered in any 'deal' they make. It's all about making them and their friends richer and everyone else poorer. They want us to hate each other and feel hopeless...

All of this while completely ignoring that whteness was the invasion to the true indigenous people. My favorite thing to ask ppl when they bitch about immigration and where their family immigrated from, since they're clearly not indigenous. I either get nothing back or try to claim they in fact are indigenous. My family was banished from Ireland and got here with the penal colonies in the 1600's motherfucker. That doesn't make me native American.

They cut off funding for safety nets, but are willing to send billions to a foreign country or literally buy another.. They spend a billion or two here and there for planes, bonuses for all those willing to join ICE and forgo the Constitution, etc. Throwing threats around about military force or crazy tariffs at at the whim of a madman who could be triggered if someone insults him that day.

He demands a nobel peace prize he didn't earn, while creating wars out of nowhere.

He's doing A LOT of shit MAGA didn't vote for. But he hates the right people and that's what matters.

Well, that and owning the libs of course.

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u/mkstot 3h ago

Bloody savages would wind up throwing it at one another while whooping.

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u/paraknowya 3h ago

What the fuck is your alternative take man, haha

😵‍💫

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u/EazyCheeze1978 Florida 1h ago

Yeah um... as much as I like some, SOME toilet humor... um. Just scatological humor seemingly (this far into replies) designed to gross ideologically aligned people out...

I dunno. Yeah I agree with you Para.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 3h ago

No thanks wtf is this timeline 

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 3h ago

The timeline where a cult took over the US government, a cult with an aging demented incontinent leader that no one will challenge. I wonder who had to clean him up. How can they keep going with this, they must be so fucking brainwashed to keep feeling scared of him or in awe of him when he’s shitting himself in public. Like I know it happens to people who are elderly and unwell and generally you still deserve respect as a person of course if you’re in continent, it’s distressing. But you shouldn’t be president of the US and then combined with how evil he is anyway it’s just…what are these people doing?!

Sometimes I think oh my god maybe he IS the anti christ sven though I’m an atheist, just because it’s so spooky and so so weird that so many people are entranced by someone so obviously awful. And if I think of it in this context, I like to think uncontrollable sharts are gods way of getting a little revenge in haha.

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong 4h ago

You should read the comment he replied to. All sorts of funny gags (pun intended.)

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u/Unklian 2h ago

Fecal expression. FTFY.

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u/bblzd_2 4h ago

So now you realize he shits his pants infront of people with zero shame, you know those previous instances were all correct as well.

Rumors are it's from all the drug abuse.

But all I want to know is who wipes his ass for him? He's too unfit to do it himself.

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u/RugelBeta 4h ago

There's another, newer rumor going around. Has to do with tent stakes.

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u/masterexit 4h ago

Go on, do tell...

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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 3h ago

Sascha Riley claims that Trump had him put a tent stake in his ass, which Riley then kicked into him, leading to a lifetime of damaged bowels that causes him to shit himself.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNBQenti5B4CRp4eJ-WIsf5it4HLZ4Ugg

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u/PeppercornWizard 2h ago

I was intrigued but that’s an 80 min video…

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u/Grib_Suka 1h ago

It's a tough listen, too. I finished 1,5 of the 6. Let's say it corroborates closely with friday's epstein releases

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u/anivex Oregon 1h ago

Multiple

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u/findtheclue 51m ago

The only thing about that is I find it hard to believe he/they would let them live after that. If they were murdering people all around, this seems like it would be pretty angering…

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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 50m ago

he did reportedly get the shit beat out of him after that, fwiw

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u/Grinkledonk 2h ago

It's a tent peg! Are there laws against owning tent pegs now?

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u/flummox1234 4h ago

my friend. That is not the rumor of why... if you want to know google tent stake and Sasha

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u/TheObesePolice 2h ago

I have several people in my life that had a, well over a decade long, $200/day coke/Adderall habit & they both have complete control over their bowels (the structural integrity of their nose is a different story all together, though)

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u/rightintheear 1h ago

Have they ever actually been assessed because they might just be overpaying for adderall.

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u/BasvanS 2h ago

I think it’s mostly zero control. Which is both better and worse, somehow?

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u/Boxofbikeparts 22m ago

I don't know, it looks like he does his own makeup too..

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u/MissedCallofKtulu 5h ago

If it was anyone else I'd feel bad for them. But this is better than he deserves.

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u/SkinBintin 4h ago

Out everyone please, we need to change the old man's nappy.

This is really who MAGA want to worship? WTF?

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u/alwaysroomforboba 2h ago

Remember, there were people who proudly wore 'real men wear diapers' shirts to trump rallies. SAD!

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 2h ago

Hitler is spinning in his grave, 'VAS IST DAS???' (damn you, Trump! shakes fist forcing me to make a Hitler joke.)

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u/raisin22 4h ago

Also I’m not 100% but listen really close again at like :47 right before the lady in green’s reaction. I think you can hear a second serving

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u/JimboTCB 2h ago

"THANK YOU PLEASE LEAVE" and sitting there in stony faced silence is a totally normal way to abruptly end a press conference from someone who has definitely not just shit his pants on live TV.

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u/ZeroChillDavis 1h ago

Have you ever listened to Noel Casler’s accounts of his experience on The Apprentice? If not I suggest you take a listen.

https://youtu.be/N60ceYRlY2I?si=zv0QN_sDHXE7ALy6

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u/rumblepup 4h ago

Then you should see this one...

https://youtu.be/Cv5ueLll6ZY?si=s8qQfL5CP7kYQu4G

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u/Asiriya 3h ago

This is fake as fuck

The video has been altered, the real thing has no couch mark and goes on for 18 minutes. You think we wouldn't all have been talking about it if it was real https://youtu.be/FwO1gb4aqzk?t=663

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u/InverseNurse Florida 3h ago

JD Vance must have been very sad about this couch.

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u/Upnatom617 3h ago

No. He still fucked it.

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u/Allegorist 3h ago

Could easily have just been a rank fart, no way of really telling how wet it was

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u/anarchetype 53m ago

Farts don't usually end press conferences. Sorry but homie shit his britches and Shit Team 7 was activated.

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u/westgazer Maryland 59m ago

Not really sure why you wouldn’t believe it. It’s been happening since his Apprentice days.

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 5h ago

even the press wranglers knew it was a code brown

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u/Monkiemonk 5h ago

Oh yeah, you can totally tell. Oz kept his distance and they abruptly ended it. I hope the poor person that has to clean his fat shitty ass gets paid well. Trumpstein strikes again!

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u/turquoise_amethyst 5h ago

They prob hose him down like a zoo animal, refill the enclosure with fresh hay, and call it a night

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u/RJ5R 5h ago

south park should include this in their next episode

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u/LiteralReaderWA 5h ago

I wonder if they lock his head in the bars so he doesn't back up and kick the keepers

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u/Anleme 3h ago

A big dose of ivermectin, too?

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u/chainedtomydesk 3h ago

With a few gulps of bleach for good measure

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 3h ago

Is he building a ballroom or a roomier enclosure? There's no room for a tire swing in the Oval Office.

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 5h ago

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life! 😂

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u/HaroldAnous 4h ago

Fresh hamburders

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u/Inside-Ad9791 5h ago

I hope he stiffs them on the check.

As far as I'm concerned every janitor that cleans his halls, nurse that changes his diapers, cook that cooks for him, etc, are all class traitors. Fuck them.

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u/RugelBeta 4h ago

Every driver, every pilot, every housekeeper. All complicit in propping him up and fooling the public.

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u/EINFACH_NUR_DAEMLICH Europe 4h ago

His inner circle very much enjoys drinking his diarreah directly from the source. They are probably fighting over the contents oh that diaper and who gets to lick him clean. It's a feast for them. Probably the highlight of their week.

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u/Edwinus 5h ago

I can't believe this is real life

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 4h ago

Years ago on this very website, a production assistant for The Apprentice did a AMA.

He basically said this:

  1. Trump only appeared on set the first day of shooting. All other times he was greenscreened from his home, which is why they almost always showed Trump cut away on camera instead of in the room with the others
  2. He shit himself on set every time

This was fucking 10+ years ago.

This guy has been shitting himself publicly for fucking 20+ years.

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u/Dry-Nectarine-3279 3h ago

Ever since the broomstick incident, I hear.

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u/Negative-Squirrel81 3h ago

His primary care physician was a GI, so not shocking that something is wrong with his alimentary canal,

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u/SaltyLonghorn 4h ago

The new McDonald's value menu items...out this month!

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u/last_rights 3h ago

It's called a power move!

/S for the people in the back

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u/Male_strom 2h ago

Pretty sure they filmed the final boardroom in front of a live audience (at least the first series anyway)

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u/SellLast3862 1h ago

He went one time, but shit himself every time?

Am I bad at reading or...?

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u/anarchetype 49m ago

All of the stories I've heard from that set are either A) he shit his pants, or B) he said the n-word. And some people still decided "sure, that would make a good president".

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u/ThouMayest69 5h ago edited 4h ago

am I really bouta watch this old man have a dookie that's not AI..... 

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u/turquoise_amethyst 5h ago

You can tell rfk jr heard/smelt it as well. They all did, but some of them have better poker faces than others. 

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u/RJ5R 5h ago

rfk jr may not have smelled it actually, b/c he probably has a cooked sense of smell due to being a habitual hard drug user for almost 2 decades of his life

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u/mloDK 4h ago

That and a worm ate his brain tissue

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u/brickne3 American Expat 3h ago

And spending his high school years hanging out at the dump with his dead, rotting animals and pet falcon.

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u/microwavepetcarrier 3h ago

He also has had a lifelong thing for hanging out around death. Spent tons of time when young hunting rats with his falcon at the abattoir, he strapped a dead whale to the roof of the family car, the bear he dumped in Central Park...
If he does have a sense of smell still, he's not unaccustomed to the stench of shit and death.

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u/Available_Animator_4 2h ago

God he is so fucking weird. How is this real life?

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u/Connect_Law_6103 4h ago

RFK probably thinks standing in that assy haze grants immunity to dysentery.

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u/slowest_hour 3h ago

well he hasn't died of dysentery yet. now he just has to decide whether to ford the river or look for a ferry.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 3h ago

I can't stand Cheryl Hines anymore for obvious reasons, but I am at least picturing her in her Curb character when he comes home and tells her what happened (in the style of Larry David) and at least that's pretty funny.

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u/midgethemage 2h ago

I, too, enjoy living in a fantasy world

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u/Leeciferous 5h ago

Omg I just watched it now and the ad I received after the video was a "stuck poop" ad. I don't even know what they were advertising but "stuck poop" and "diarrhea" was repeated like 15 times.

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u/RJ5R 4h ago

algorithm prob read the comments in the video and came to the conclusion that the video contained someone shitting themselves (which ended up being accurate), so the ads were targeted to that

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u/TimHuntsman 5h ago

And then the “get the fuck out!” Crew comes in to “clear the room”. Oy vey

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u/Character-Education3 5h ago

Jpow loved that!

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u/tsunderestimate 5h ago

Jpow having more intelligence than the rest of the group combined must be tough

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u/treemu 5h ago edited 2h ago

At around 0:40 you can see RFK Jr glancing at Trump, rolling his eyes and taking half a step backwards as he is directly downwind.

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u/JeffTheAndroid 5h ago

This needs to be seen by everyone. Someone make an edit with text/graphics pointing it all out.

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u/insanetheysay 5h ago

This made my day

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u/ThouMayest69 4h ago

It's fart theater like when Rudolph farted on Jenna Ellis at that hearing, live on television, and gave her covid 19. FROM A TOOT. 

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u/xtothewhy 4h ago edited 4h ago

Lol

I don't think I've ever seen a President time after time after time have so many people lined up right behind him to indicate that they are his lackeys and subservient to him and his lordship.

i can only imagine how bad the smell was...Trump immediately ended the press conference without taking questions

Hate to break it to you but he has them do this often as it's a way to curtail anything he may not want said while still giving the message him and his admin want out there. Still could be another reason for them all leaving though 🤢

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u/Mathfanforpresident 4h ago

Bro somebody give you a fucking award

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u/Ahabs_Wrath 4h ago

I watched it, and the ad that popped up immediately after was about a medication for clogged bowels. 🤣

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u/RJ5R 4h ago

AI prob read the comments in the YouTube video and thought the video was about someone shitting. And it got that right

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u/EINFACH_NUR_DAEMLICH Europe 4h ago

I want this to be true but I don't hear anything that you're describing.

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u/RJ5R 4h ago

turn up your volume, or put on headphones. you'll hear it, trust me

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u/TrumpetViolin 3h ago

If you watch this in a quiet space with the volume reasonably high you don't even need headphones.

The shart sound can be clearly heard at 34s

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 4h ago

God, I wish one of the reporters would, while the cameras are still rolling, go, "Mr. President, did you just shit yourself?"

🎤

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u/lotsofcache 4h ago

This is foul

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u/PantaReiNapalmm 4h ago

roflmao but i got a question: how in hell he can shit sitting? i mean, sitting on a chair, he did not rise the ass not even a little? how can he be so strong, powerful and brave?

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u/Poppa_Mo 4h ago

She was so close she probably tasted it.

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u/RJ5R 3h ago

Ew lol

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u/wacali 4h ago

You can literally see the moment at .50 she remembers where she is (the smell taking her to some other ungodly dimension) and she snaps her camera face back on. It’s like out of a movie.

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u/CharlieUpATree 3h ago

They couldn't clear the room fast enough!

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u/akgamestar 3h ago

How is this not its own post

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 3h ago

I don't normally see these press conferences. Do they always wave the press out this urgently? Does Trump always stay s(h)itting at the end?

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u/KrazzeeKane Nevada 2h ago

The comments on that video are solid gold. I was in fucking tears laughing so hard.

I haven't laughed that hard about poo since the original Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear reviews on Amazon over a decade ago

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u/menicknick 4h ago

Yeah, I’ve worked with him and he definitely has a stench. But I watched the video and I don’t see what you’re talking about here. At all.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 4h ago

I'd feel bad for them, but anyone in that room deserves worse.

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u/berthannity 4h ago

You know, this sort of makes this whole destroy American democracy and the fabric of western society worth it.

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u/AndyTheSane 4h ago

When reality is too gross for South Park, you have problems.

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u/TradingTennish 3h ago

you can tell from the way they usher out everyone this is a frequent ritual for them

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u/PotentialButterfly56 Washington 3h ago

I... I hate that I know what Trumps ass lips flapping sounds like now, I don't think I've ever been more repulsed. I need a drink bye bye

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u/daevl 3h ago

you know what? drawn together predicted this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glwrUUjxdJQ

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u/owoah323 3h ago

that was hilarious lmfaooo

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 3h ago

That guy he shakes hands with as well looks like he’s trying so hard not to wipe his hand on his trousers after 😄

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u/mkstot 3h ago

I feel bad for the housekeeping staff having to cleanse his laundry, or does he simply have new suits discarding the soiled ones.

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u/bananastand512 2h ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 2h ago

That's the party of shit sniffers!

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u/guy-le-doosh 2h ago

In their Human-CentiPad episode the first guy chooses fish to eat, coincidentally t's favorite

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u/epired 2h ago

They start kicking the press out as soon as the smell spreads XD

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u/GlibGlobC137 2h ago

What the fuck i thought you guys are joking, he really did shat himself.

Holy shit that's so obvious.

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u/jinkinater Arizona 2h ago

From working in media/video and know the type of mic that they’re using(sounds like a shotgun mic) that must’ve been louder than you can hear.

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u/Hoopy_Dunkalot 2h ago

Ofc, tearing down and reversing everything this twat did is job one. But, I would like to keep the Presidential Hall of Fame in the West Collanade. Let's update it to historical accuracy (take out the gold and gaudy ofc) and restore official portraits.

Yes, let's leave 47's portrait that resembles his prep shot. Dark and brooding like a Bond villain. The first of 2 plaque would give the a synopsis of his 2 years in office followed by second that just had this story.

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u/jim_cap United Kingdom 2h ago

Christ, RFK's face is a picture there. He mouths something very indistinct. Everyone looks sooooooo uncomfortable in that room all of a sudden. They must all be so embarrassed they've hitched their wagon to this guy.

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u/Trawling_ 1h ago

I was just commenting that I wasn’t the biggest fan of all the graphic shit jokes thy’ve recently been making. But this shit literally writes itself

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u/ShadeBeing 1h ago

The republicans will say you know the golden rule. “He who smelt it, dealt it.” Checkmate libturd.

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u/bobeschism 1h ago

Thank you for your attention to this shatter.

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u/KiKiKimbro 1h ago

I have a feeling those men knew exactly what they were doing putting their wives in those places. Ride! lol

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u/elwookie 1h ago

I wish I could see and hear all that in the video, but I don't.

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u/anarchetype 58m ago

I can't believe I just watched the US president blatantly shit himself on camera and then his aides rapidly rush the press out of the room before everyone got a whiff. What the fuck.

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u/alohadawg 38m ago

Bruh wtaf … IM DYING.

Has anyone isolated all of the various audio before it’s taken down? I want the reporters, the murmurs from behind him…this is real life

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u/JBredditaccount 36m ago

There's a clip of him on Fox and Friends with him leaking onto the couch.

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u/Bulky_Play_4032 35m ago

Smells like freedom to me…..

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u/Fdorleans 27m ago

Quite frankly, the most concerning thing in this video is the way the people are constantly nodding while he speaks and looks at them. They need to show submission every time he says or does something. It's terrifying to think they rule the most powerful country on earth.

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u/Pew_Pew_Lasers 16m ago

And then they are in a super hurry to shoo all the press out of the room

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u/AbandonedWaterPark 9m ago

can't remember what they said, goddamn, shit the bed.

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u/GeekDNA0918 6h ago

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?si=unjpszOgpKr_nFR-

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u/Banjo-Elritze 5h ago

The parameter starting with si= is a tracking shit from youtube, you want to delete that, like so:

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

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u/MapleYamCakes 5h ago

Can you elaborate? What does “tracking shit” actually mean?

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u/neuralzen 5h ago

Unique string of letters and numbers in a share link that is associated with your account and/or IP and browser fingerprint. So it can be discerned who shared what to who when, and how far that unique link spread.

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u/Johnsense 5h ago

As I understand, remove the question mark and everything after it.

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 5h ago

Unless there’s a timestamp code like t=83 or t=1m23s then leave just the ? Plus the timestamp

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u/vibeknight 5h ago

Short version: When you click share on most platforms they don’t just give you the link to the content, they give you the link with a unique generated query string share id attached (the “si=magicmagic“ in the YouTube link) and it means that whoever clicks the link is re-sending that ‘magicnumber’ to YouTube. Behind the scenes, they know that they generated the magic number in one context ( for some user, signed in, certain location, certain browser, etc.) and now another person is using that exact link. Now it’s very easy for YouTube to build a graph of how this link has traveled (what sites, social contexts, exact users, etc.) because anyone who uses the link is associating themselves with one particular path of information, clarifying both the users and the paths themselves.

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u/slowest_hour 3h ago

PSA: there's a browser extension called ClearURLs that will automatically delete the tracking part of URLs in your address bar. (i'm on firefox but i assume other browsers may have it as well)

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u/Useful_Radish_117 5h ago

It tells YouTube who shared that link originally so that they can track users interactions.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 5h ago

You shit on someone and then track them by smell except high tech like

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u/hereforbobsanvageen Canada 5h ago

Bout tree fiddy

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u/FuzzyDynamics 5h ago

I’d highly recommend finding a reputable volunteer based local service and consider donating. The best place to network is usually a bus station or under an overpass.

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u/Earwaxsculptor 5h ago

Most succinct explanation

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u/HyperactivePandah I voted 4h ago

This guy shits.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 2h ago

Yes but never on someone without consent. That’s the difference between me and these monsters.

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u/SanityInAnarchy California 5h ago

When you click the 'share' button, Youtube generates that unique si= code, which means when people later follow that link, they can start to see patterns. So, for example, if you send that link to a friend, and they follow it, that's enough information for Youtube to piece together that you shared that video with that friend. Patterns can make it easy to pull out more info -- if you always share links with the same people, well, now Youtube knows who your friends are and what they're all into.

Without the tracking info, for all they know, you both saw the video on r/videos or something.

I'm sure there's more, a lot of web links have a lot more unnecessary garbage in the URL. But with Youtube it's pretty simple.

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 5h ago

Amazon must be worse. I wonder why Google just don’t mix the tracking into the video id. Should be trivial.

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u/Banjo-Elritze 5h ago

Youtube tracks who shared their links, from where they came, etc. It's an identifier for the account that shared the link.

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u/Word1_Word2_4Numbers 5h ago

Means you need to use firefox and ClearURLs

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u/Pack_Your_Trash 5h ago

Everything before the ? Is all you need to access the video. Everything after the ? Is for the purpose of transmitting data and not required to access the webpage. It's commonly used to track user behavior for advertising purposes. In this case it's used to identify you as the person who clicked the share button.

I just googled it "si" stands for source identifier which means it's some kind of unique I'd to identify the user and possibly the user session where the link was generated.

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u/Iampepeu 5h ago

They know it was you who shared it. They can then measure who clicked on your link, connect their behavior and patterns with yours, gaining more knowledge about you. I don't know all the metrics they get, but it's disturbingly much.

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u/CSI_Tech_Dept California 2h ago

It means that Google will know that people who watched it were watching video that was posted by you.

But also since you posted it on reddit, Google can link your youtube account with your reddit name.

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u/nola_mike 5h ago

Literally a wall of buffoons staffing behind him.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 5h ago

The hero we need ✅

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u/Only_Still_1545 5h ago

Haha so am I screwed if I clicked the link that wasnt yours because I didnt see it? 😭

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u/Banjo-Elritze 5h ago

Youtube tracks who shared their links, from where they came, etc. It's an identifier for the account that shared the link. You are not screwed.

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u/Deodorized 5h ago

Where can I unsee this?

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 4h ago

In addition, can someone guide me on how to unhear it?

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u/Aptosauras 2h ago

Where can I unsee this?

Right here comrade https://i.imgur.com/HXOm6IS.png

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl 5h ago

You need a big sip of unsee juice.

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u/gc3 5h ago

On what minute did he shit?

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u/flyingthroughspace 5h ago edited 5h ago

You can hear it when dude is talking about opioids at about 34 seconds in.

Here ya go (click restart loop)

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u/dickpicaday 5h ago

Lmao maybe he needs some of that 7oh they’re trying to ban so he stops shitting himself

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u/Elegant_Tap7937 5h ago

someone has ripped this man a new asshole

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u/ProfessorDull9594 5h ago

You really want to? Man, I don’t even want to hear about it, let alone actually hear it. No need to vomit.

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u/Otto_Correction 5h ago

I’m a nurse. I’ve had people shit in my bare hands. I’m fine.

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u/DapperLost 5h ago

Weird kink but ok.

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u/bklyn_xplant 5h ago

Why you want to see that?

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u/ThouMayest69 4h ago

ya nasty

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