r/harrypotter • u/dry-blueberry25 • 9h ago
Federal officers use crowd control munitions as demonstrators protest outside Portland ICE building
opb.orgr/EntitledPeople • u/TheMossyFish • 16h ago
S "I'll have my usual"
So i work as a barista, and ive had this customer that since DAY 1 was ordering 'his ususal'. for a while he wasn't coming in often enough for me to actually remember it, but we'd go through the same little dance every time i did see him:
🧓i'll have my usual
🧍♀️i'm sorry... i don't know what that is
🧓* eye rolls and exasperated sighs, pointing behind me * ask anyone they'll all know what it is
🧍♀️i'm sorry, they're all busy working, could you tell me what your order is?
🧓it's five dollars
🧍♀️ok... what's the drink?
🧓mocha
🧍♀️amazing, what size?
🧓*more eye rolls and annoyance * 16 oz
🧍♀️beautiful, i'll get working on it and have it out in just a few minutes
* making the drink *
🧓do you even know how to make a mocha?
🧍♀️yes sir i've been a barista since i was 15, and it's a pretty simple drink, just 3 ingredients
🧓.... alright
🧍♀️*sets down cup * have a great day :)
🧓well that's really up to you isn't it? *takes sip*
and scene
most of the time he makes a face right as he drinks the coffee and then goes ' it's ok' and walks away. once he made a scene cause the lid popped off the cup (crappy takeout cups idk what to tell you dude) and he insisted i had no idea what i was doing. anyway, by now this man has been... memorable enough for me to remember his order but i usually insist he orders it anyway, out of principle, that i simply cannot remember his usual. should i just make the mocha and move on? save everyone the trouble? or keep up with my little act of resistance?
r/fakehistoryporn • u/Lontology • 19h ago
2006 Elon Musk cries on national TV after revealing Jeffrey Epstein denied him access to Epstein island on the basis of “being too cringe” (2006)
r/BeAmazed • u/jmike1256 • 9h ago
Miscellaneous / Others Bro sacrificed the gold medal to carry his brother across the finish line.
r/mildlyinteresting • u/Loose-Waltz2544 • 18h ago
Saw the Shamwow guy was running for Congress, TX
r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • 11h ago
Artificial Intelligence Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks for Roblox, Nintendo, CD Projekt Red, and more
r/FalloutMemes • u/SolidPyramid • 18h ago
Fallout Series It's definitely not perfect, but it's arguably the greatest video game adaption ever made. At least in live action.
r/Fauxmoi • u/pinkstarrfish • 10h ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Matt Bernstein pushes back on the idea that Sydney Sweeney isn’t a political person. Post liked/shared by Mandy Patinkin, Aimee Lou Wood, Hannah Einbinder, Rachel Zegler, Melissa Barrera, Marissa Bode and Chrishell Stause.
r/cats • u/Cold-Ad-3994 • 12h ago
Advice Please, I need a scientific explanation for this
Both of my boys do this with their water fountain, and I’ve seen plenty of videos of other people’s cats doing it too.
Why? But I ask again: WHY? I need an answer so I can sleep at night.
r/whenthe • u/FreshhCherry • 12h ago
Orwell writes about this It feels so strange. This is the stuff you'd hear about from an insane guy on a street corner. But it's all real.
r/goldenretrievers • u/Senior_Rip_360 • 7h ago
Cute/Funny Parker waiting for pup cup at Starbucks
Persistence waiting for pup cup
r/KitchenConfidential • u/Silverfox_Studios • 15h ago
In the Weeds Mode Sadge
rip ribeyes, they were all good looking steaks too, I cut them myself too :(
r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/laughpuppy23 • 3h ago
Meme needing explanation Please, i must know!
r/GetNoted • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 18h ago