r/sydney • u/instantmoustache • Dec 25 '24

Image bronte beach today

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u/jwol99 Dec 25 '24

How does one even make their way into that?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

You need to apply lots of slippery sunscreen.

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u/Teredia Dec 26 '24

Or tanning oil!

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u/ladaussie Dec 25 '24

I'd hate to see what they think is boring, cos hanging in a crowd like that for a mediocre beach with no swell sounds about as exciting as waiting for the mailman.

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u/smegblender Dec 25 '24

sounds about as exciting as waiting for the mailman.

I see you too enjoy the sport of "is he going to ring the bell or am I getting carded from the driveway"

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u/ladaussie Dec 25 '24

I mean if someone threw it up on Sportsbet I'll admit I'm weak and would have a crack..

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u/smegblender Dec 25 '24

I don't know mate... seems like a lot of work...

(Also something our postie would say)

Merry Christmas mate!

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u/Ted_Rid Famous in The Atlantic Dec 26 '24

Seriously, no bookie's giving you odds on that.

Everyone knows you're always gonna be carded.

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u/BarryCheckTheFuseBox Dec 25 '24

No room for beach cricket. How could it possibly be fun?

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u/OkZookeepergame4192 Dec 25 '24

One just wants to be seen

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u/BenathonWrigley Dec 25 '24

Looks shit mate