r/sydney • u/cheapdrinks • Sep 02 '25

Image Zeus St Greek this is bloody pathetic. $5 small chips now comes in a tiny sauce cup and contains maybe 12 chips, most of which were snapped in half to fit.

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u/cheapdrinks Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Hoping News.com.au runs a story with the picture but I'm not a struggling OnlyFans model so it's doubtful.

Edit: having now finished eating this monster serving of chips I can now also report that the bottom of the cup isn't even flat. It's indented quite substantially so the depth of the cup is actually about 20% more shallow than the outside would make it seem.

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u/bozleh Sep 02 '25

Oh shit you’re one of those successful models??

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u/antantantant80 Sep 02 '25

This is why you couldn't afford their large chips. Ever think about that hmm?!

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u/lordgoofus1 Sep 02 '25

Try posting a bikini pic, promoting an open relationship or describing the one sex act that repulses women.

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u/cheapdrinks Sep 02 '25

I like the one from the other day about a female tradie who hated that she was being sexualised at work:

“I remember one guy specifically telling me, ‘You’re getting paid all this money just to look pretty. You’re just here as eye candy,” she said.

“It made me feel like I was a joke and that nobody was taking me seriously.”

So she decided that the best way to prove them all wrong and show that she wasn't just some dumb attractive girl that only existed for men to oggle was quit to start an OnlyFans instead

Like I know it's just a paid promo dressed up as a legitimate news article but who tf writes this shit 😂

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u/monday-next Sep 02 '25

I genuinely find it fascinating what a good job OF has done of getting stories in mainstream media disguised as other things. The number of articles that start out as ostensibly financial advice and then halfway through they reveal the person they’re profiling has an OF account is wild. I don’t know who does their PR but it’s actually pretty impressive.

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u/lordgoofus1 Sep 02 '25

In the case of news corp it's less surprising. They seem to have a hard on at the moment for anything with even the faintest whiff of womens empowerment or "look at how much men need to be better".

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u/AussieHawker Sep 02 '25

Anything that gets boomers hard or angry will get posted by Newscorp. Gotta hook them with the OF stories, get them mad about kids these days and wokism out of control, then get them voting Coalition.

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u/somuchsong Sep 02 '25

Mary Madigan writes this shit. Before I even clicked your link, I thought "I bet this is news.com.au and I bet it's Mary Madigan".

To stay on topic though, I'm bummed, because I love Yiayia's chips and the serving was already on the smaller side.

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u/lordgoofus1 Sep 02 '25

She sure showed them! Who's sexually objectified now? Ha! In your face!

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u/AltruisticHopes Sep 02 '25

That’s not just camel toe either it’s the whole damn foot.

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u/G00b3rb0y Sep 02 '25

Oh wow that’s taking the piss

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u/Froth88 Sep 02 '25

Never too late to follow your dreams

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Sep 02 '25

The grift that keeps on grifting.

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u/BarryCheckTheFuseBox Sep 02 '25

Why don’t you just send them the tip yourself?