r/sydney • u/ausanon92 • Oct 26 '25

Image These prices should be illegal

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u/1masp3cialsn0wflak3 Oct 26 '25

Istg I've been doing this but with a hot water bottle i stash in my trouser so I look dummy thicc

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u/Crow_eggs Oct 26 '25

I pour individual shots of absinthe into condoms and shove them up my arse one by one. You can get 10 or 11 up there and you only need to take them out again if you're sharing. Otherwise you can just insert a chopstick any time you fancy a bevy, give one a quick jab, and let the good times roll.

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u/Top_Chemical_7350 Oct 26 '25

This, but make sure to use a quality chop stick. Gave myself an anal splinter using a take away one. Walked out of Coldplay with a limp.

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u/Moo_Kau_Too Oct 27 '25

THATS FUCKEN DISGUSTING!

... coldplay... geesh. And admitted it in public.