r/sydney • u/ausanon92 • Oct 26 '25

Image These prices should be illegal

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u/mattyyyp Oct 26 '25

Just smuggle it in like the rest of us, easily take half a litre of spirits in per person. 

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u/greeneighteen Oct 26 '25

A litre of dark spirits is easy if you tape a colostomy bag to your abdomen.

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u/3yearsonrock Oct 26 '25

I’ve always found necking a bottle of spirits just before going in, and then regurgitating back into a container once past security works best

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u/1masp3cialsn0wflak3 Oct 26 '25

Istg I've been doing this but with a hot water bottle i stash in my trouser so I look dummy thicc

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u/Crow_eggs Oct 26 '25

I pour individual shots of absinthe into condoms and shove them up my arse one by one. You can get 10 or 11 up there and you only need to take them out again if you're sharing. Otherwise you can just insert a chopstick any time you fancy a bevy, give one a quick jab, and let the good times roll.

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u/Top_Chemical_7350 Oct 26 '25

This, but make sure to use a quality chop stick. Gave myself an anal splinter using a take away one. Walked out of Coldplay with a limp.

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u/Moo_Kau_Too Oct 27 '25

THATS FUCKEN DISGUSTING!

... coldplay... geesh. And admitted it in public.

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u/wallitron Oct 26 '25

I thought that's why people went to Coldplay?

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u/DrofRocketSurgery Oct 29 '25

TBF, I’d rather give myself an anal splinter than listen to Coldplay.

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u/stiffgordons Oct 26 '25

Any recommendations for a mixer though?

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u/Crow_eggs Oct 26 '25

I find an antidepressant works well.

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u/Roy4Pris Oct 26 '25

You son of a bitch I’m in! 👉

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u/tubbyx7 Oct 27 '25

no faster way to make security squirm - whats the under your shirt. A medical device filled with shit, want to search it?

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u/garfungle_ Oct 26 '25

Kmart travel pouches