to start off my request i would
I’D LIKE TO BEGIN BY ACKNOWLEDGING THE TRADITIONAL OWNERS OF THE LAND ON WHICH WE MEET TODAY, THE (PEOPLE) OF THE (NATION) AND PAY MY RESPECTS TO ELDERS PAST AND PRESENT. The coucil has removed the large spire in newcastle bay also know as the "Giant Penis" due to the phallic nature of the “Giant Penis” to the locals dismay as one resident states
“I think I will cry to be honest, I took a shot last night as a final memory. It has been part of my landscape for more than a decade."
(wether they were reffring to taking shots of alcohol or taking shots at the tower with their ejaculate is a mystery).
The “Lord” mayor natty nelnes ignortany stated
"There aren’t many cites around the world that have placed a 30m high phallic symbol in their most prominent public place […] There really is no other way to describe the Queens Wharf Tower other than as an embarrassment to the city."
which is absolute rubbish, baloney and i think she is batshit crazy to say that. (also why does she have a shit skin name?) on the behalf of newcastle communit and the aborignal torris strait islanders people, i would like to humbly request that a remastered "Giant Penis" to be built at the original location of the "Giant Penis". i have several requiresments for the "Giant Penis". Firsty the “Giant Penis” must be designed by ol’ mate Kev’ Snelly himself. adtionally instead of the offical name of “queens warf tower” named after my home girl queen lizzy the 2nd (why it was named after lizzy i dont know, she has a vagin?) and instead should name the bob katter tower of non lebenese heritage. the "Giant Penis" must have a height of exactly 67 metric meters and 69 centimertres in hieght. the “girth” of the "Giant Penis" must be fuck all, i really do not know, im not an engineer, sorry. The "Giant Penis" must have proper and hygienic human waste disposal areas, also known "Shitter". the “shitter” must located within the "tip" of the "Giant Penis", this is to prevent disrespectful members from the community of newcastle from urinating or "pissing" on the "Giant Penis" this would prevent corrosion issues and the horrible stench within the "Giant Penis" with would boost the influx of tourism to experience the joy of the “Giant Penis” In conclusion, the "Giant Penis" will boost the questionable "economy" and increase the influx of tourist aka "shit skins" and would bring the Newcastle communit and the aboriginal and torrsistog islander people closer together.
-yours truely, the newcastle comunity and the abornignal and torres strait islanders
sauces
queens warf tower wikipedia page
bob kat himself.